Band Names

[Matt1]

Just come up with something that sounds like a cool name for a band. Me first:

Deflated Santa

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Vanilla Waffers.</font color>

[Threadkiller]

Hasta La Ganesh

[Matt1]

Smurf Juice

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Smurfy Smurf and the Gargamels</font color>

[Matt1]

The Pretty Pink Bastards

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">The Simply Irresitable Trainspotters.</font color>

[Matt1]

Dawn Patrol

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">The Chedders</font color>

[Ryall]

I always liked "Habeus Corpuscle" for some reason. Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

[Threadkiller]

hee hee /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Rufus Rascal and the Zipjammers

[Matthew]

Lyrous Sceptor

[Omaru]

Chronic leper and the dead cells

[Dr3vil]

Retinal Acne,

The Piss Ants,

and...

Triskaidekaphobia (their CD jumps from track 12 to 14)

[karmattack]

Fat Jesus on the Jacuzzi

[jjcourtright]

Tank Traps

[karmattack]

Widget

[Dr3vil]

-Hell's Lawyers

-Tea Pot Apocalypse

[Zens_7s]

Portable Machiavelli
Films About Gladiators (somewhere I have to make an odd reference to the movie Airplane, and how it has expanded me artistically /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif)
Manifesta No.7

[karmattack]

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Tea Pot Apocalypse

[/ QUOTE ] Or how about A Pack of Lips

[Efexeye]

How about.....

Pimp Triscuit?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Matt1 ,
May whatever God or heathen diety you believe in, protect you and keep you well. Good Topic !

Bloody Rivers and the Chaos

The Piss toll ears (pistoliers )

The Jumping Jehosapharts

The C.H.U.D.s (they could do punk/metal versions of Judds songs)

Lock Jaw and the Tetanus Shots

The Sonic Molesters

Tastes like Naked

The Jivenators

Labour in a Liesure Suit

Chessmaster and the Checked Mates

King Me and the Checkered Pasts

Shockwave

Superfluous Noise

Air Raid Siren and the Audio Assaults

The Powerful Mach 5's

The Cavity Creeps

The Android and the Electric Sheep

Simba and the Dandy Lions

Okay , Okay , So as not to bogart the thread I'll stop now but that is just off the top of my head.

[Matt1]

Portable Deities

[Matt1]

Gah, I just saw Zen's Portable Machiavelli. Discount Portable Deities.

[Dr3vil]

The Whines

Nietzschen Overcoat

Salted Demon Seed and the Concessions

Ziptie Masculinity

Garrot Wire Shoelace

...and yes, it's a wonderful thread, much thanks.

[psychofiend]

Desperation Monkeys

[Remission]

Random noize

[Remission]

Random noise

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Bottled Water</font color>

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Squatchy Cortez and The Gnomes </font color>

[Shifty]

Life Pending

[Matt1]

The San Smoothy Five

[Omaru]

Antibacterial Detergent
Friday Fetus
or
Arial Burial

[FanGirl]

Off the top of my head..

Sarcastic Sunshine
Bob from Accounting
Horribly Disfigured
Dear God

[Dave]

I'm hijacking the thread to bring you what is the latest development in what will surely break my heart when i doesn't happen. From www.frankblack.net (http://www.frankblack.net) :

"here is the lastest Official Word™ on the Pixies reunion:


For years, when asked if and when the Pixies would get back together, my stock answer would be : "When pigs fly." Then this happened :

It was a warm September day and in the midst of the afternoon's heat came a loud whining engine noise from above. This occurs quite often during the warm months. It's usually a sea plane or a helicopter; both of which fly low in these parts. Normally, when this happens, the engine sound comes and goes rather quickly. But this time, I wasn't experiencing the usual doppler effect; you know, the high pitch sound of the engine as the air craft approaches, followed by a lower pitch sound as it moves away.

This sound was different; it seemed to linger over the house at an even pitch. After more than a few seconds of this, I went outside to investigate and there, seemingly hovering above my house, was the Goodyear blimp. It lumbered along slowly and was so low in the sky I could see the people in the gondola underneath. It looked like a giant pig, not unlike the mammoth floating pig that Pink Floyd had tethered to a large building in London years ago. I'd see it whenever I took the train out to Wandsworth.

Neither the blimp nor the Pink Floyd pig had wings. Still, they floated in air. And so, now, I ask myself : can pigs fly?"

and now my hopes have risen a few rungs closer to the noose.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled postings.

Dave

[Matt1]

You're lucky I like you Dave. Normally, hijacking one of my threads is punishable by ping-pong. But any potential Pixie reunion news most certainly qualifies as extenuating circumstances.

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> hehehehe... Spank and the Monkeys </font color>

[JK]

I'm seriously considering forming a CCR/Nirvana cover band and calling it Uncle Mary and the Estrogen Boys but we'd all dress like we just walked out of the Gap and we'd play industrial/electronica versions of the more obscure songs, like Floyd the Barber and Swap Meet. And a really tripped out, heavy-duty, high-voltage grindcore version of Green River would kick ass...

[karmattack]

OH! OH! How about
Spanky and the Monks

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Father O'Malley and the Boys Choir
Ragnarök and Roll Over
Götterdämmerung
Reason to Bitch
http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51966/gene.jpg

[Matt1]

Teflon Pope

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Cruel Coyotes</font color>

[Matt1]

Angel Meat

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Jebus' Patriots</font color>

[Matt1]

Snot-Powered Deathbox

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Playing Monkeys</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Aunt Edna's Favorite Girdle

[Matt1]

Culture Famine

[Mighty_Wingman]

Pop Rocks

[in_diana_jones]

the oxygen thieves

[Matt1]

Vain Lepers

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">The Sweetest Torture.</font color>

[Matt1]

Truffles

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Small People Rule!</font color>

[Matt1]

Carbonated Soul

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Rushed Evil.</font color>

[Robbo_the_Hood]

The Easy Street Lounge Act /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Matt1]

Cosmopolitan Corpses

[Threadkiller]

Testicles of Fire

[Matt1]

Cream-filled Bible

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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Cream-filled Bible

[/ QUOTE ] Is that what happens when one reads the book of Solomon ? Thank you. It sure is hot in hell. Please tip your demon waitresses.

[R_U_18]

Saddam and The Towel Heads

[Matt1]

Dr. Manhattan's Condom

[Dr3vil]

Impaled Mime

Firebrand en Falmbe

Graham Cracker Martyr

Wonder Slut and the Cumquats

Shoeshine Ghandi

Pumpernickel Peroxide

Generation Last

EDIT: Nice one, Robo, /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[psychofiend]

Smiling Politely

Teenage Pill-Poppers

Jewish Marching Band

[Remission]

Sodomy with a spoon

[Mighty_Wingman]

Spunky Fire Monkeys

Smurfy and the Ice Cream Men

[gamer]

pope and the biatches

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Joyful Malice

[Razorback]

Once I say this name everyone will just stop because it will be so good that no one will be able to better it.

FUDGE TUNNEL!

What? There is already a band named that? Damn.

RB

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I Hate Stupid People.</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Me Too!



oh wait, that was a band name, I get it.....

[Matt1]

Infallible Razorback

[Omaru]

The Plissken Snakes

[Matt1]

The Daisy Cutters

[ratm1966]

Okay, here is the best name for a band....EVER......Skin Train to Dookie Town

[Matt1]

Napalm Sandwich

[Mighty_Wingman]

Gludious Detination

[Donnie_Darko]

shrunken headed pigs

[Mighty_Wingman]

Daisy and the Mad Cows

[Matt1]

Ace of Love

[Razorback]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Infallible Razorback

[/ QUOTE ]

That is the best ever!

RB

[Matt1]

Who says it was a reference to you, huh, you egomaniacal narcissistic blowhard!

...

Alright it was a reference to you. Damn. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Oh, and by the way... Stained Mattress.

[Razorback]

Who is a blowhard?

RB

[Threadkiller]

"Who is a blowhard"? That doesn't sound like a band name. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Blowhard Gremlins

[Matt1]

Dog Bandage

[Mighty_Wingman]

The Euphonious Euthanasians

[psychofiend]

Animal Bondage

[Mighty_Wingman]

The BillLee Spiked Gates

[Dr3vil]

White Courtesy Telephone

- Not only is it real, it's the name of the band of the guy who made that "worst bands of all time" list a while back.

[Mighty_Wingman]

The Micro-wavably Molestered Melonheads

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Choas from Order </font color>

[Glace]

F'ing Up
Demockracy
Thunder Fuck
So is Your Face
Articulate Anarchy
Lords of Thunder (sounds more like a CD title)
Disciples of Hell
Cardnial Sin
The Samoan Saddamites
Ninja versus Samurai
Screaming Metal Death Trap
The System is Down
The Greatest Band That Ever Banded
King Bowser and the Koopa Karavan
Nelsons Nards and the SanAndreas Swingers
Harry and the Happy Hobos

[rockergirl06]

The Ass-Monkeys

[Lidia]

I love that movie Dead Man On Campus. In the movie, That "depressed" guy's band name was "Kiss My Ass". /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Lidia]

How about "The Munchies". hehe /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

SMOOTH SHAFT !! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Threadkiller]

Ahab Biff and the Amish Tweets

[BOP TILL U DROP]

The Threadkillers. No? Ok...

[Threadkiller]

Hooptie 500

[Miguel Sanchez]

Crimson Jihad

[BOP TILL U DROP]

The Hanging Brain.

[TheHangingBrain]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/cornerkicks/winner-theme.gif

The Hanging Brain.

[BOP TILL U DROP]

You'd better believe it!