Fuck the Ice Cream Man Part II......

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Ok, its one to leave me in the dust laughing without an ice cream, but when you do it to young children, its [censored] up!

Ok, so I am sitting outside cleaning out my car and the ice cream man comes pulling up with this stupid little ice cream truck and starts helping these kids from across the street. I was babysitting my neighbor's children and they were like 'Christy, can I have some ice cream?' I said "sure we'll go to Stater Bros acorss the street and buy some." "But, why can't we have some from him?" Not wanting to explain the situation, I go ok, lets go.

Well, I get to the truck and he sees the neighbor kids looking at the menu, he looks at me, goes to the front of the tuck and just peels out!

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[Razorback]

Maybe he reads this forum.

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

Sounds like the lost episode of Seinfeld.

[Matt1]

Oh man, Smurfy... do you realize how lucky you are? You have a nemesis! A Moriarty to your Holmes, a Luthor to your Superman, A Gingrich to your Clinton. What I wouldn't give to have an enemy I could be locked in eternal combat with. It's so cool. And he even has a super-villain sounding name: Ice Cream Man. Very cool.

[Efexeye]

What a dick!

[Omaru]

maybe because some kid once paid him in dimes, carrying the jar of dime he dropped it, chipped his tooth, and his GF left him cause of it. or maybe I should just stop reciting Dexter's Lab episodes.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I'm thinking there has to be more to this story. Did you kick this guys' ass highschool ? Or turn him down when he asked you to the prom ? Maybe he robbed your house or something and he's afraid you'll somehow recognize him ?Maybe he's really attracted to you and you scare him ? Or maybe the voices in his head are telling him you are pure evil ?

There has got to be some kind of history here that you're not telling us. My advice is get his liscence plate # and try to find out what company he works for .

[JIM]

Oh Man!
Remember what I said last time Smurfy?
I think it's time...Muhahahaha!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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Oh man, Smurfy... do you realize how lucky you are? You have a nemesis!

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<font color="purple">So, maybe I should stop bitching about it, buy me a costume and make some web canisters, stich them in my costume and kick some ass? </font color>

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I'm thinking there has to be more to this story. Did you kick this guys' ass highschool ? Or turn him down when he asked you to the prom ? Maybe he robbed your house or something and he's afraid you'll somehow recognize him ?Maybe he's really attracted to you and you scare him ? Or maybe the voices in his head are telling him you are pure evil ?

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<font color="purple">I don't scare people. I'm a nice little smurfy. I don't do anything to anyone that would make a person want to peel out when they see me.

Do you know how sad it is to have kids laugh at you when you are sitting there with money in your hands and no ice cream?

And you think I am evil?</font color>

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Remember what I said last time Smurfy?
I think it's time...Muhahahaha!

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<font color="purple">I think I need a mind refreshment. I seriously do not remember. But, I am getting that [censored] back. Do you know how long it took to make those damn kids stop crying?</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

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And you think I am evil?


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Not at all but you could be "scary " If he's got a major crush on you, or ( let me repeat this) the voices in his crazy, eccentric, f*cked up head are telling him you're the devil.

[JIM]

This is what I said last time Smurfy:
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The Ice Cream man must be eliminated.
Next time, have a friend up the road put down an oil slick.
That way, when he hits the gas, He'll skid, flip over, and die. You'll get to eat free ice cream while you stand over his twisted creamy corpse...


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The ice cream man is 'goin DOWN!!!

[Matthew]

This whole thing reminds me of Seinfeld. ESPECIALLY the episode where Elaine is blackballed from that chinese restaurant, so she takes up residence in the janitor closet.

OR maybe, "No ice cream for you, 2 months ."

[Matt1]

Very Seinfeldian. He's the Newman to her Jerry.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I can just see them sneering at eachother with contempt out of the corners of their eyes.

Smurfy : Iced Cream Man.
Iced Cream Man : Hello Smurfy.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I am not a fan of Seifield, so I can't say I agree with you on anything.

And I am really sure the ice cream man doesn't have a crush on me, but maybe it is because I order the same ice cream all the time and he is sick in tired of hearing me as for it. Besides, he is like 55.

And Jim, I have to round up some of the neighbor kids, cause this [censored] is going to pay! Thanks for the idea...we will be using it *insert evil laugh here*</font color>

[Matthew]

Here is what you should do...


Get a bunch of neighborhood kids to order a shitload of ice cream, so the prick has to go dig. When he is done, tell him "oops, sorry I forgot my money."

Then to not make all the kids feel bad, take them back to your house for real ice cream, or to the Dairy Queen.

[karmattack]

What you should do is convince the paperboy that the ice cream man owes him two dollars. The paperboy is well connected and relentless in the pursuit of his two dollars.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Not to mention that lethal switchblade comb !

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Nice better off dead reference. </font color>