Tumbleweed Goes By

[FanGirl]

Awfully quiet today....kind of spooky...is this a calm before a storm? Is Dmoney massing troops to invade and tell us they are adapting Lord of the Rings? Or has he come into a large sum of money and is now coming to all of our houses to kick our buts?

[Matthew]

He is probably coming up with a post now, to see if any of us have seen Kill Bill or Pirates of the Carribean yet.

[DarthMaulRat]

DMoney has secret information on a sequel to Kill Bill Vol. 1 that no one saw coming. He says that its coming out sooner than we think, like this year. Man, that DMoney was such an insider, I envy him.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Hey, I bet Dmoney is going to tell us that Pete Rose is going to admit to betting on baseball sometime next year.

[karmattack]

Apparently he has inside info on a new movie starring the one guy from Lord of the Rings. It's called Goonies. His sources, mysteriously referred to as "they," say it is coming out sometime in 2005 and it is awesome.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">This day has been weird as all heck on my end of the 'shoot.' I officially called it an end to the day when I finished with the third mighty ducks movie.</font color>

[FanGirl]

We should take this quiet time to make sure each thread has there full supplies for the upcoming time that Ryall will be gone and the teenagers will be online. Fill all the buckets up with water, sharpen pitch forks, soak the torches in gasoline, board up all the windows and make sure we have enough duct tape.

Except in efexeye's threads since he loves the newbies so much. They can take shelter in there. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Efexeye]

Yeah, I can't wait to properly indoctrinate all the spring break noobs without fear of retribution from the mighty Ryall (rhymes with "bile"). /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Omaru]

Icksnay on the ilebay, he hasn't left etyay.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Man, you guys are really off the ball today! You're supposed to be filling up the boards with fun stuff to read so I can waste time at work. It's because of days like this I'm actually having to do what I get paid for!

FOR SHAME !

I hope you're all real proud of yourselves!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I'm not feeling that great today, so I have really nothing to share other than the fact that I am really really close from quitting the newspaper job. I hate working my butt off for crap pay and no thanks.

But, other than that I am peachy keen. What's new with you?</font color>

[karmattack]

All that and you still make time to send nice letter to a mourning friend. Thank you for that, Smurfy. You are a sweety. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Thanks Karma.

I didn't know exactly what to say since I have never been in that situation before, but I really wanted to get the point across that I care..</font color>

[FanGirl]

Two hours with no posts...you guys are killing me here. You're forcing me to do work!

*taps on screen* Hello? Where is everyone?

[Dave]

where the hell is everyone today?

Hello? (echo, echo, echo, echo)

[FanGirl]

It's summer right? Shouldn't we at least have more newbies to roast? Damn kids going outside and getting fresh air. Get back in the house and post stupid crap so we have something to do damn it!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I don't know about you all, but I feel like grabbing my boom box, my 'Party All The Time' tape, sung by Eddie Murphy and my 'Members Only' jacket all together and spend an hour remembering how cool Michael Jackson used to be. Who's with me?

Anyone?

No?

I got candy.

Ok, then. Back to work. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

You've got Candy? Wow, 'cause "I want Candy"!!

http://www.virginmegamagazine.com/images/150x225/bowwowwow_150_20030919.jpg

[karmattack]

http://www.channel4.com/news/microsites/M/mark_thomas/1/images/toxicity.jpg

[ILovePapaSmurf]

http://www.channel4.com/news/microsites/M/mark_thomas/1/images/toxicity.jpg
Word...I could tell you about the craptacular week that I have been encountering, but the silence is much better than that.

[Mighty Wingman]

Looks like the Jennifer Wilbanks wedding ceremony.

[Efexeye]

Word...I could tell you about the craptacular week that I have been encountering, but the silence is much better than that.

No, tell us, my boss is gone until Tuesday, and I'll be dipped if I'm going to WORK while he's out of the office- screw that!

[ratm1966]

Looks like the Jennifer Wilbanks wedding ceremony.

Most excellent!

[FanGirl]

*tumbleweed rolls by*
*crickets chirp*
*somewhere dmoney hears about Star Wars coming out and scurries toward a computer to tell us*

[Robbo_the_Hood]

What do you expect? I'm at work. Sheesh, some people are so demanding.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I am waiting in anticipation for 4:30 so I can get heck out of here!

Want to hear a funny story? Well, I think it is funny. Anyways, I was at Best Buy with the boy's brother and they had a demo running of Episode III, so I took control of one of the controllers, played this 8 year old kid, beat him, lost to his dad, lost to his 6 year old daughter (actually I let her win) and beat the 8 year old kid again. So, as this family left, I was waiting for a player and this teenage boy, probably 15, sits down, grabs the other controller and we go out it. I'm Obi-Wan, he's Anikan, well, I beat him, 3 to 2 and as he gets up to leave, he says under his breath, 'Fucking bitch,' throws down the controller and walks away. And that is one of the reasons why I avoid the X-Box. ;)

[Efexeye]

Uhhh, trust me, I think your average PS2 owner is much more of a troglodytic asshole than your average XBOX owner...plus, he was 15, right? What did you expect?

[Matt1]

I didn't call girls who beat me at video games fucking bitches when I was that age. My momma taught me better then that. Little twerp.

[Efexeye]

I didn't call girls who beat me at video games fucking bitches when I was that age. My momma taught me better then that. Little twerp.

Word- standards have simply gone down. I am only 29, but, as I sat in Taco Bell at lunch today, I simply could not believe the language of the two teenage girls sitting at the table next to me. Every second word out of their mouth was "fuck", "bitch", or "nigger". They weren't being quiet about it, either. This is a public place we are talking about, with little kids everywhere. When I was that age, my buddies and I may have used foul language, but at least we didn't broadcast it for everyone to hear.

It's a byproduct of the whole "be yourself" and "keep it real" movement in youth today. The only problem is, no one told them that if who you are is an asshole, it's probably better to try to be someone else, and that "keeping it real" doesn't mean purposely being a jackass, or saying whatever you want whenever you want. That attitude leaves you in jail- exactly where I'm sure those two future drains on society were headed.

Smurfy, sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that that kids' behavior was acceptable- I just meant that you shouldn't expect too much from a 15-year-old who is alone at Best Buy.

[FanGirl]

Depending on my mood, I would have called him on it, but of course I was inches away from my first bar fight this weekend.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

It's ok, Efe. I would have said something, but he was a little kid. I know if I called a kid a 'fucking bitch,' I would have felt so bad at that age, I would have said I was sorry. But, come on, it was just a game and a reaction like that was just not wanted.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I am waiting in anticipation for 4:30 so I can get heck out of here!

Want to hear a funny story? Well, I think it is funny. Anyways, I was at Best Buy with the boy's brother and they had a demo running of Episode III, so I took control of one of the controllers, played this 8 year old kid, beat him, lost to his dad, lost to his 6 year old daughter (actually I let her win) and beat the 8 year old kid again. So, as this family left, I was waiting for a player and this teenage boy, probably 15, sits down, grabs the other controller and we go out it. I'm Obi-Wan, he's Anikan, well, I beat him, 3 to 2 and as he gets up to leave, he says under his breath, 'Fucking bitch,' throws down the controller and walks away. And that is one of the reasons why I avoid the X-Box. ;)I remember a similar story when I was in an arcade, satisfying my pro-wrestling craving with the game WWF Wrestlefest. The game has two modes; battle royal or tag team tournament, and at any stage of the game, should a player desire a power up, they must insert more money. Great scam.

Some eight year old decides to join in my game already in progress as I almost had the battle royal beaten, on one quarter no less (ah, the days when arcade games were only a quarter). Kid joins in and since I cannot physically turn and beat him sensless, I do so vicariously through my cunning use of Hulk Hogan, versus his Ultimate Warrior. I beat the kid within an inch of his life, just enough so he can't get pinned, and he puts in another quarter. And what's left of the cpu's attack me, as well as this kid, who doesn't know the propper nuances of at least getting rid of the cpu's before going after "player 1".

I once again, beat him enough to almost have him finnished off, and the shit puts in another quarter! Then, he almost beats me.

I clear the last of the cpu's, and just wail on this kid, and he keeps putting quarters in, until he finally runs out, and I can give him the spanking his mommy won't. The sweetest tears I ever saw came from that brat when the ref counted three when I beat him.

At seventeen, it made me feel like a big man.

[Efexeye]

Sorry to put this thread back on-topic, but come on, people! We finally get our Internet connection restored at work, and no one is posting....BOOOOOO!- BOOOOOOO to all of you!;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm at work with 35 minutes before we close, and both my store and the Shoot are ghost towns.

*looks right, looks left*

I'M NAKED! :D

[psychofiend]

Ouiet... too quiet.

[Efexeye]

Ouiet... too quiet.

How the [censored] did you hit the capital "O" insead of the "Q"? They aren't even close!

[slizzelizzel]

I dunno, drunkedesness?

[Hellubah]

I dunno, drunkedesness?

Funny. I'm learning the art of laughing with my mouth shut.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, I was something else last night... I thought I was asleep for a while...but no, I guess I was posting here.

[Hellubah]

Yeah, I was something else last night... I thought I was asleep for a while...but no, I guess I was posting here.

I feel stupid. I thought "drunkedesness" was part of the joke. You were actually really drunk?
That's even funnier.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, I was trashed. One of my friends left for a while, then when he came back in I was intently concentrating on my computer, and the other guy who was here goes "Hey Sloane, look behind you." I did, and I screamed and threw my computer across the room. Thank god for couches! It was okay. Then I fell down.

[Hellubah]

Yeah, I was trashed. One of my friends left for a while, then when he came back in I was intently concentrating on my computer, and the other guy who was here goes "Hey Sloane, look behind you." I did, and I screamed and threw my computer across the room. Thank god for couches! It was okay. Then I fell down.

I hope it was a laptop, if not ,I don't want to run into you in a dark alley,again. :D

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Just to let you all know that yesterday I was going to go crazy on some little kids at EB Games yesterday. I went to pick up the boy from work and he works next door to an EB Games. These two kids were playing episode 3 and I really wanted to play. And they kept playing. Not following the unwritten rules of giving up your controller if you loose. So I am sitting there and they just keep playing, so finally I go, you know what, I want to play you all need to give up that controller. You've had enough. They were pissed and I ended up loosing. Brats.

[slizzelizzel]

I hope it was a laptop, if not ,I don't want to run into you in a dark alley,again.


Hahaha, yeah, it was definitely a laptop. I don't think I could have thrown a desktop across the room if someone paid me the other night. I'd have just dropped it on myself.

[slizzelizzel]

Sooooo. What's everybody doing? There's been people online all day, but nobody's posting. Nothing to talk about? Waiting for me to leave so you can talk behind my back? Was there a pooper party somewhere that I wasn't invited to?

[psychofiend]

Sooooo. What's everybody doing? There's been people online all day, but nobody's posting. Nothing to talk about? Waiting for me to leave so you can talk behind my back? Was there a pooper party somewhere that I wasn't invited to?
I saw a stupid movie about two dumb broads who go to a high school reunion. That sums up my day. Oh yeah and i read a story by Clive Barker.

[ratm1966]

I saw a stupid movie about two dumb broads who go to a high school reunion. That sums up my day. Oh yeah and i read a story by Clive Barker.
Isn't that the one with Jennifer Anniston (I think) and the other chick from Friends? If so, I have seen it before and yeah, it is stupid.

[slizzelizzel]

There's a prequel to that movie on later today I think....TBS or something.

[psychofiend]

There's a prequel to that movie on later today I think....TBS or something.
Family Channel, my sisters are watching it. They don't seem to be enjoying it.

[slizzelizzel]

They don't seem to be enjoying it.


Somehow, this doesn't suprise me at all.

[Dave]

I'm going to admit that i liked Romy and Michelles Highschool Reunion. it was a clever little comedy, light and airy, but enjoyable none the less. Like cotton candy, you don't want it all the time, but hey, it's good when you're at the fair.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Speaking of movies, I saw 'Old Boy' last night. Great and very creepy movie. Loved it.

[JK]

Speaking of movies, I saw 'Old Boy' last night. Great and very creepy movie. Loved it.

Speaking of creepy movies, I have in my possession a copy of one of the very first films ever produced by Darren Bousman, the first time director who is currently writing and directing Saw 2... A buddy of mine went to college with him (three years ago) and loaned me a copy of their final student film. I realize it is a student film, but I'm interrested in seeing how far the guy has come. According to my friend, he's a first-rate dick and a hack. We'll see.

I actually came to this thread because I'm the only regular here right now at 7:15 in the morning...

I need a day job...

I'm tired of being a vampire.

[Efexeye]

To the tune of "Head Games" by Foreigner...


"Dead Boards!"

"Give 'em what they need!"

"Dead Boards!"

And so forth...

[actualsize]

It's quiet. Too quiet (http://home.earthlink.net/~actualsize/sounds/crickets.wav).

[slizzelizzel]

I know it's a day later...but it's still too, too quiet.

[ozchick]

Its oh so quiet... sshh sshh... its all so still.. sshh sshh.. You're all alone... sshhh sshh.. and so peacefull until...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, my God, the only posts today haven't even been in worthwhile topics. Is this the summer lull?

[Efexeye]

Oh, my God, the only posts today haven't even been in worthwhile topics. Is this the summer lull?

Hey- I resent that! I liked my bumper-sticker topic!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Yeah, it's a good topic and all, but it doesn't lead to any discussions. It's just three word answers, and doesn't leave anything to talk about.

So...I guess I'm saying it's a shitty topic. (maybe that'll get something going around here.)

[Efexeye]

Any topic that leads to discussion ends in a big "let's be nice to newbies and each other" party.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

What? Who let the bleeding hearts in here? Next they'll be asking for a special ramp and helmets for the extra special newbies.

[Efexeye]

What? Who let the bleeding hearts in here? Next they'll be asking for a special ramp and helmets for the extra special newbies.

That's all it is lately, any topic where people disagree with each other ends up being a thread is about who gets to post what, about how newbie fucktards have just as much right to be here as regulars, and about how boring the boards are because everyone is just so mean to each other.

It's like dinner at Stewart Smalley's house, for Christ's sake!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You ask me, it's gotten boring because everyone is affraid to speak their minds for fear of getting beat with the banstick.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I still find you sexy Robbo.

See, I ain't afraid of no banning stick. ;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Wait, you mean there are people who no longer find me sexy?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Duh.......

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, when the hell did this happen?

[acid_soda]

hey, i have summer school because I'm a bit "special". it's it okay because i am socializing with my friends and stuff. i just get bored and depressed as hell on fridays "kind of like a saturday during a normal school year, no school" and i have to get on the internet with my crappy-assed Dial-up connection and talk to you guys, but you guys are cool. i love you guys!




damn, ADHD is a bitch!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Well, when the hell did this happen?

Yesterday. Didn't you get the memo?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That's all it is lately, any topic where people disagree with each other ends up being a thread is about who gets to post what, about how newbie fucktards have just as much right to be here as regulars, and about how boring the boards are because everyone is just so mean to each other.For the regulars, any thread on a serious topic is really just for us to flex our muscles. I have no delusions that I'll be changing anyone's mind on a message board, but it gives all of us the ability to hone our arguments, strengthen our beliefs, and helps us realize why we came to those conclusions as individuals.

To lose an argument is to turn it into a flame war, and on a public message board, the losing of the argument is there for all to see and later archived. Nonetheless, one has lost and it is public knowledge for all those who wish to hold it over that person's head.

It's the newbies that don't know how to argue, and when bested by logic of all things, they pull the the old "yur all 40 n livin wit yo parents baz-mint," card. That person deserves what's coming to them after that, and be it flame or not, it is going to be more intelligent than anything the newb would ever contribute.

In the most recent case, we have this one person acting all sensitive and claiming people are playing too rough. One thing lead to another, and a thread was closed, and persons were warned by the powers at be. Now everyone seems a little gun shy because of some pussy (yeah, I said it) went all Cindy Brady (not Fangirl) after he got booted because no one likes him.

Now we're left with topics that won't hurt anyone's feelings, and that's the boring part. I can't count the arguments I've had with RB, and I freakin' respect the guy. He helped me realize that if I don't like something, why waste my time with it. BAMS and I disagree on everything from music to religion and I invited him over the next time he's in Nashville.

It's grown-ups that can argue and still remain friends when they realize that even though they have differences, we can still interact civilly. The kids that don't know how to act when the adults are talking are the ones who get punished, not the inverse.

[Efexeye]

You said a mouthful, man, and I agree with every word. Arguments on the boards are a flexing of metal muscle, that's ALL.

I am still refraining from going after a certain Canadian newbie because I like to think I'm a little more civilized than that, but when the guy is calling me a little bitch in PM's instead of posting what he thinks, like he has a pair, I quickly become inclined to take liberties with the idea of decorum.

Agreemnet is boring. Conflict is interesting. And ditto on what you said about RB- I feel the same way about that fucker.;)

[Robbo_the_Hood]

And ditto on what you said about RB- I feel the same way about that fucker.;)Do you know how much I didn't want to type that?

[jjcourtright]

For the regulars, any thread on a serious topic is really just for us to flex our muscles. I have no delusions that I'll be changing anyone's mind on a message board, but it gives all of us the ability to hone our arguments, strengthen our beliefs, and helps us realize why we came to those conclusions as individuals. Nice. The reasons that I love to argue both religion and politics is so that I get to hear the other side(no matter how crazy...or how damaging to my point they are). I wrap myself up in liberal blogs and liberal talk radio. This just a great job of honing my points, but without flexing my muscles against others that differ...there is no reason to even be passionate about my points.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I am still refraining from going after a certain Canadian newbie because I like to think I'm a little more civilized than that, but when the guy is calling me a little bitch in PM's instead of posting what he thinks, like he has a pair, I quickly become inclined to take liberties with the idea of decorum.
I can't believe anyone took his side. We all knew the deal, despite the lack of IP adress. We at least knew something was amiss, and suddenly every newbie was the witch. Of course, a few of us were baited into arguing, and when the person cried foul after being logically bested he outed himself.

I still don't know exactly the post that drove him over the edge into the profanity spree that he launched into, nor will I understand the reasoning behind trying so desperately to come back into a community that he professed to hate, yet did not want him in the first place. The duality of a flaming newb.

It still applies that when the kids don't know how to act when the adults are talking, they break out in tantrums. There are two types of attention; good attention and bad attention. The ignored, bored child figures that the bad attention is better than no attention. Then there is the outburst of tourette's like proportions.

Plain and simple, we have nothing to worry about. The adults should still discuss the pros and cons of any issue without worry. We need no rules of conduct for the board, as others have sugguested. While the idea was only for the best intentions, it only gives power to the "b@llikerz" and the "snoobie boobies," which is the last thing they should have. Likewise, we shouldn't even have to police ourselves. We've had an amazing community for three years, which is occasionally interrupted when a Jaundice_Camel_Lizard decides that the boards should be all about their crazy antics. Regular activity shouldn't stop because of one post, save Ryall or if there ever comes a day when (and you know we're all hoping) Big Kev actually posts when he's not under the guise of Dmony or Gillan.

The regulars and other that have been accepted into the community should have no worries about unloading on each other because that's what families do. We also support each other in all of our outside endeavors. The only times problems consistantly arise is when some newbie upsets our communal balance enough to make us fearful of having intelligent discussions.

[Efexeye]

I can't believe anyone took his side. We all knew the deal, despite the lack of IP adress. We at least knew something was amiss, and suddenly every newbie was the witch. Of course, a few of us were baited into arguing, and when the person cried foul after being logically bested he outed himself.

Yeah, it followed its natural evolution- the regulars gave him plenty of rope with which to hang himself, and, given enough time, he did so, but not before a thread got locked because he whined like a little bitch. In retrospect, that may have been a mistake, but, this is a big board for Ryall to moderate- I mean, the guy has a job and a life- and that was a forgivable mistake, I think.

I still don't know exactly the post that drove him over the edge into the profanity spree that he launched into, nor will I understand the reasoning behind trying so desperately to come back into a community that he professed to hate, yet did not want him in the first place. The duality of a flaming newb.

Dude is on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean. My guess is that there's not a lot to do in Halifax, Nova Scotia, if that is even where he's from. Hopefully, he's over it, and can spend the summer break between 6th and 7th grade blowing shit up with fireworks, like a normal kid.

It still applies that when the kids don't know how to act when the adults are talking, they break out in tantrums. There are two types of attention; good attention and bad attention. The ignored, bored child figures that the bad attention is better than no attention. Then there is the outburst of tourette's like proportions.

Well, some regulars here have the same problem. Personally, I have to learn to ignore that behavior in some of the regulars here that still don't know how to argue without getting personal and sullen when they are out-witted. I'm definitely guilty of being a righteous ass- I don't attack people until they attack me, then I gleefully go after them with both barrels, but maybe I should just learn to be the bigger person. I'm working on that, but it's tough sometimes.

Plain and simple, we have nothing to worry about. The adults should still discuss the pros and cons of any issue without worry. We need no rules of conduct for the board, as others have sugguested. While the idea was only for the best intentions, it only gives power to the "b@llikerz" and the "snoobie boobies," which is the last thing they should have. Likewise, we shouldn't even have to police ourselves. We've had an amazing community for three years, which is occasionally interrupted when a Jaundice_Camel_Lizard decides that the boards should be all about their crazy antics. Regular activity shouldn't stop because of one post, save Ryall or if there ever comes a day when (and you know we're all hoping) Big Kev actually posts when he's not under the guise of Dmony or Gillan.

Agreed- I understood the suggestion about rules, but I disagreed with it. It's a slippery slope between saying what is okay to post and what isn't, and not having any freedom at all on the board. I would like to discuss serious, even controversial topics, at times, without being preached to or having my personal values attacked.

The regulars and other that have been accepted into the community should have no worries about unloading on each other because that's what families do. We also support each other in all of our outside endeavors. The only times problems consistantly arise is when some newbie upsets our communal balance enough to make us fearful of having intelligent discussions.

That's a good point- fights with family are the worst fights, because both sides have a personal stake. I think the regulars here should get to say what they want to each other. Sure, I may say "shut the fuck up" to my friends in RL- they don't take it personally, but it happens around here, and suddenly it's Flame On! We should leave the really outrageous flaming for the ball-licking noobs.

Robbo, nice post man- very thoughtful, and it made me think, too. This is the kind of thing I come here for. (Well, this and bad puns from Karma).

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, some regulars here have the same problem. Oh hell, all of us are guilty of that at some time or another. However, we have yet to post thread upon thread ranking out every member on the board.

[Efexeye]

Yeah. I, for one, would like to keep it that way.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

YEAH! Preaching to the converted!

[ozchick]

What? There was a list? Where'd I come on it? errrr I mean goddamn retarded newbies. Good riddance.

[acid_soda]

**acid goes to his room and buries his head in his pillow and sobs softly to himself**

[fl_jack]

Hmm, I'm a noob. Are the forums usually really busy?

[psychofiend]

Hmm, I'm a noob. Are the forums usually really busy?
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[Dave]

Where is everyone today? Is everyone having a candy hangover?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

It's been quiet for the past week. Just nothing going on right now I guess.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

It has been quiet lately. I haven't been posting as much here since I'm trying to get things situated over on my end for my replacement…

[Dave]

What's going on? You left your job or just cloning yourself so you can have more time for Poopshooting?

[jjcourtright]

Where is everyone today? Is everyone having a candy hangover?I went out to lunch today, so my postings are about an hour behind their regularly scheduled time. I think that everybody just needs to quit their job so as to have more time to post here.

[TLS]

I went out to lunch today, so my postings are about an hour behind their regularly scheduled time. I think that everybody just needs to quit their job so as to have more time to post here.
In a perfect world, that could happen.

[Zens7s]

I was stuck in Boston for a few days, and I don't have Internet hooked up yet at the new living quarters. I feel so behind!

[Dave]

I feel so behind!

You leave that little Vietnamese boy's rump alone!

[Zens7s]

You leave that little Vietnamese boy's rump alone!
Speaking of underage prostitution, have any of you seen "Born Into Brothels" yet? I watched about 3/4 of it last night at a friends house.

[By-tor]

Can anybody tell I'm bored a shit right now? I got the dia-rearah of the mouth. Or fingers, I guess.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I'm working right now, so I may be on, but I'm pretty sporadic about when I can type something worthwhile.

[By-tor]

Hell, man. I don't know if I've ever typed anything worthwhile. Just some crappy one-liners, football talk, and some lame-ass attempts at some pillow talk with the girls.

[Zens7s]

Hell, man. I don't know if I've ever typed anything worthwhile. Just some crappy one-liners, football talk, and some lame-ass attempts at some pillow talk with the girls.
Pillow Talk? You want to be the Rock Hudson to my Doris Day? Wait, Rock was gay. That means I am really safe.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

By "gay" she means he's a cuddler.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Testing...1-2-3. Is this thing on?

Is it me, or has nobody posted since 9:48 this morning?

[Dave]

It's cause the site is running so slow today, i don't know if it got caught in a residual blast from the Ebaums World War or what....

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That's what I figured. I was just getting sick of seing that one thread all day. The name of the poster and the title of the thread was bothering me.

[jjcourtright]

The lack of posting has made my day...seem much longer than usual.

[Dave]

I agree, but the lag on the boards just makes it much to frustrating to try and get a conversation going.

[Omaru]

I agree, but the lag on the boards just makes it much to frustrating to try and get a conversation going.

At least it is down to the lag, for a brief moment I thought people had suddenly gotten more outgoing.

[By-tor]

So, I'm working late at the print shop(one of our pressman's back went to shit) and coming back and forth from the press. Is there anyone out there that has sales experience? The matriarch (on one side of the family) saleslady that's been here since we opened in '78 just retired. We've got a few leads, but nothing in concrete. Anybody out there can hold up to 105 degree summers? Sales experience is preferred. And I don't mean the 7-11 variety. Not that there's anything wrong with that :) . Texas needs a few more poop shooters. Although some of you might disagree. ;)

[Dave]

So where the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is everyone at today?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

So where the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is everyone at today?In my store apparently.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah no kidding...the boards and my dorm are quiet as hell.

Oh yeah, that's probably because they all have class today and I don't.

[karmattack]

I thought about your store today, or rather the fact that you said you most have to play hip-hop or metal in there to avoid complaints*. I was listening to Catch 33 by Meshuggah (I just decided to buy the album and replace the downloaded one), and thinking about how much it would probably scare your customers.


*I think what you were saying is you mostly play hip-hop and metal, but the metal crowd complains when they hear hip-hip while the urban crowd doesn't complain at all.

[Dave]

Dammit you people where are you! this complete lack of activity is forcing me to do actual work!!!!

[TLS]

*I think what you were saying is you mostly play hip-hop and metal, but the metal crowd complains when they hear hip-hip while the urban crowd doesn't complain at all.
So does that mean there is a possible connection between the type of music that is listened to and the mood people are in?

Metal crowd gets irritated listening to hip-hop, is it because of the music or because the metal crowd is used to listening to an aggressive attitude and therefore it affects their reactions towards everyday life?

It could be a combination of that and maybe the hip-hop crowd is more laid back or maybe they just don't want to mess with anyone who listens to metal in fear of pissing the metal fan off, but then that would throw one's image into the whole equation... which really gets me nowhere because image is fake.



Oh, and, Hi Dave! Don't work too hard.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

So does that mean there is a possible connection between the type of music that is listened to and the mood people are in?

Metal crowd gets irritated listening to hip-hop, is it because of the music or because the metal crowd is used to listening to an aggressive attitude and therefore it affects their reactions towards everyday life?

It could be a combination of that and maybe the hip-hop crowd is more laid back or maybe they just don't want to mess with anyone who listens to metal in fear of pissing the metal fan off, but then that would throw one's image into the whole equation... which really gets me nowhere because image is fake.

My summation had more to do with people's sense of entitlement. Anywhere I've worked, crackers feel like they are in the right to complain if hip-hop is on the overhead, regardless if it's the shoot 'em up type or not. Meanwhile, no one complains if the Hail Satan type metal happens to be playing. If hip-hop is on the overhead, that will heavily determine how long whitie stays in the store, but anything could be playing on the overhead if a person of color saunters in, and they would still check out our wares.

I'm trying to be subtle about asking whether or not race relations (at least in Tennessee) are as advanced as we'd like to believe, and if that has anything to do with hip-hop not being accepted by some people as a legitimate musical genre. The discussion lead no where.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

*I think what you were saying is you mostly play hip-hop and metal, but the metal crowd complains when they hear hip-hip while the urban crowd doesn't complain at all.I should retract or altar my statement on that. The metal crowd doesn't complain about anything but emo, even though they've no idea what it is. It's hillarious when they go off on whiney emo kids while I've got Fugazi on the overhead, and they want to know all about the band playing now. Even better, is Sunny Day Real Estate, the band for whom the term was coined. But my absolute favorite moment is when the metal kids are all, "Let's kill emo kids," and then they ask for My Chemical Romance, which is a manufactured band chock full of every single emo cliche they claim to hate.

[TLS]

My summation had more to do with people's sense of entitlement. Anywhere I've worked, crackers feel like they are in the right to complain if hip-hop is on the overhead, regardless if it's the shoot 'em up type or not. Meanwhile, no one complains if the Hail Satan type metal happens to be playing. If hip-hop is on the overhead, that will heavily determine how long whitie stays in the store, but anything could be playing on the overhead if a person of color saunters in, and they would still check out our wares.

I'm trying to be subtle about asking whether or not race relations (at least in Tennessee) are as advanced as we'd like to believe, and if that has anything to do with hip-hop not being accepted by some people as a legitimate musical genre. The discussion lead no where.
Sorry I didn't pick up on that.Though it is a good point.

I doubt race relations has advance much at all. I mean white supremacist still exist. I'd like to believe everyone could be colorblind when it came to skin, but some people are still brought up to believe less of someone because of the color of their skin. It really doesn't make sense to me. I just recently found out that a friend of mine believes that there should be an all white race. I asked why, and he couldn't give me anything more than a 'that's just what I believe' type of excuse.
I just don't get it. How will the human race advance if people don't look deeper into why they think the way they do? You can't get the prize from searching at the top of the cereal box.

Even better, is Sunny Day Real Estate, the band for whom the term was coined.
Didn't know that. I like their song Pheurton Skeurto.

[JK]

'chirp chirp' said the cricket...

[Aaron]

*squishes cricket*
God-damn that chirping was getting on my nerves...
Oh wait, that was the ONLY noise around here
...
*gets lonely*
:(

[phit_demon]

...but some people are still brought up to believe less of someone because of the color of their skin...
I suffer from this problem, admittedly. I think white people suck.:D

[karmattack]

humph..... you people bore me!

[TLS]

You people?

He just said "You people".


I'm also short. You got something to comment against short people too now? ;)

[jjcourtright]

humph..... you people bore me!Agreed. Your level of entertainingness has certainly dropped in the last week.

[phit_demon]

Agreed. Your level of entertainingness has certainly dropped in the last week.
How dare you?!!!
Karma is as entertaining as ever, and dreamy.....really, really......dreamy.................
*faints at prospect of it all*

[Aaron]

How dare you?!!!
Karma is as entertaining as ever, and dreamy.....really, really......dreamy.................
*faints at prospect of it all*
Dont get me started girlfriend
I just want to rub him down with a bottle of this and go to town...
http://www.funkandstandard.com/prodimg/BLIQ310.jpg

[jjcourtright]

So there's been times that I was concerned that all the "attention" that some of the girls here were getting may be turning them off to coming here. I just never expected to feel the same way about Karma...

[karmattack]

It's not all the "attention" here. It's all the "attention" at home. Awe j'yeah!

*Edit: I just noticed what made you say that. I'd make a comment about being a non-gay manly man who's drinking stout at 4:30 in the afternoon, but it's completely negated by the fact that I'm ripping a Norah Jones CD.

[jjcourtright]

Hello!!!!!

Where is everybody?????

Where did everybody go????

[Sheriff]

I am collecting bets as to whether Karma, JJ, or Smurfy hits their respective 5000th post first. Karma is the closest (4971) but has dropped off the radar lately, JJ (4965) is looking strong, and Smurfy may be the dark horse (4902) with her updates on Kingdom Hearts. They all post an average of ~5 per day. Who will it be?

[jjcourtright]

It's gonna be me!

[Zens7s]

I am collecting bets as to whether Karma, JJ, or Smurfy hits their respective 5000th post first. Karma is the closest (4971) but has dropped off the radar lately, JJ (4965) is looking strong, and Smurfy may be the dark horse (4902) with her updates on Kingdom Hearts. They all post an average of ~5 per day. Who will it be?
I would have been way up there if they hadn't of disabled my original Zen's account. I had over 2,000 posts at the time. :(

[FanGirl]

I think it's going to be the Spanish Inquisition because no one would expect it.

[Sheriff]

I would have been way up there if they hadn't of disabled my original Zen's account. I had over 2,000 posts at the time. :(

No, you would have been past it over 154.27 days ago. Zens_7 had 3318 posts and you post 3.28 posts/day.

Sorry Zens, but you are officially disqualified from this race, but congratulations on your second 2,189th post!!!

[acid_soda]

lol, i struggled to get to 800 posts and i've been here only three days shorter than By-tor....who is posting at the friggin speed of sound...he has almost 2,000 posts!

[slizzelizzel]

Quantity does not mean quality.

[acid_soda]

you're saying that my posts are quality?!?!?

no..wait...i'm getting ahead of myself here...

[JK]

Man, lately this place has been as active as my grandad...

[Zens7s]

No, you would have been past it over 154.27 days ago. Zens_7 had 3318 posts and you post 3.28 posts/day.

Sorry Zens, but you are officially disqualified from this race, but congratulations on your second 2,189th post!!!
But doesn't that mean I kinda sorta win? I mean what the heck...you are supposed to be on my side. ;)

[jjcourtright]

You already won...now it is between me, Karma, and Smurfy to see who wins...again.

[FanGirl]

I'm only 998 away.

[Dave]

Well, it seems like it's been super extra slow around here lately. What is everyone doing that is so important that they can't entertain me while i'm rendering video effects at word? hummm? speak up people.

[jjcourtright]

We've been super busy at work. We've already surpassed the sample totals that we've done each of the last three months, and there's still six days left to receive samples. Oh and I work with two 12-year-olds. The boss is all pissed off because his daughter got arrested so he takes it out on the girl that works here. She's all pissed off because he's taking it out on her, so she complains to me coooooonnnnstantly. I ignore her at least 85% of the time. Today I'm pretending that my cold has me so stuffed up that I can't hear...

[Psyche]

Well, it seems like it's been super extra slow around here lately. What is everyone doing that is so important that they can't entertain me while i'm rendering video effects at word? hummm? speak up people.


i've been working on my new blog...other then that fuck all


www.renjakucblog.com

[Dave]

Work drama is the best kind of drama, no doubt about that, JJ.
I don't suppose saying, "you know, i really don't give a shit" would work out well, but you'd feel better about it in the short term.

[Jason_Brown]

Well, it seems like it's been super extra slow around here lately. What is everyone doing that is so important that they can't entertain me while i'm rendering video effects at word? hummm? speak up people.
It's kind of a vicious circle. If there's little activity at the site, I tend not to post. I imagine this is true for most of us. I still check in, most days, though.

I'm afraid it may be possible that our little community is drifting apart. I blame Ryall and Tipton. ;)

[FanGirl]

My work is super slow so I've been catching up on a ton of work projects which is keeping me busy. Only in the corporate world would that make sense.

I am working on a plan for world domination that should start a week from Tuesday. woo hoo.

So my question is if I write something under another name and I post it up here is it really spam? To an outsider it might just look like someone recommending something. Discuss.

[Dave]

No, it wouldn't be Spam, but to an outsider anything you would put up under your usual handle would look like a recommendation anyway, so i don't see the point. Unless, of course, you're trying to call the wolves out to desend on said faux spammer, in which case.... Wait, what were we talking about?

[jjcourtright]

Ugggh! Now, she's complaining about not being in her in-laws' will. In spite of the fact that everything is going to her husband...

It's times like these when I wish I wore hearing aids. That way I could turn them off. Or maybe up so loud that they make that high-pitched whine that also prevents there wearer from hearing anything.

[Psyche]

My work is super slow so I've been catching up on a ton of work projects which is keeping me busy. Only in the corporate world would that make sense.

I am working on a plan for world domination that should start a week from Tuesday. woo hoo.

So my question is if I write something under another name and I post it up here is it really spam? To an outsider it might just look like someone recommending something. Discuss.


hey..you're too late i took over the world on wednesday

[Dave]

Ugggh! Now, she's complaining about not being in her in-laws' will. In spite of the fact that everything is going to her husband...

It's times like these when I wish I wore hearing aids. That way I could turn them off. Or maybe up so loud that they make that high-pitched whine that also prevents there wearer from hearing anything.

Well why would she be in her inlaws will? My inlaws don't name me. Everything goes to my wife, and i'm sure my parents did the same for my sister and me. this person sounds very selfish. I wouldn't want to be her husband, at all.

[jjcourtright]

My head just exploded! I'm pretty sure that she's insane. What rational person complains about not being in someone's will to a co-worker?

[Psyche]

My head just exploded! I'm pretty sure that she's insane. What rational person complains about not being in someone's will to a co-worker?


someone who wants your attention. *ahem*

[jjcourtright]

That's the same thing my wife would say. She thinks that my co-worker is just starved for attention. Unfortunately I have the too much of the internets to pay attention to. I don't have time for her...

[Dave]

yes, pay attention to us on the internets...

[Psyche]

That's the same thing my wife would say. She thinks that my co-worker is just starved for attention. Unfortunately I have the too much of the internets to pay attention to. I don't have time for her...



maybe she wants your 'special attention'

[Dave]

yeah, JJ. She's going to show you what your "special purpose" is....

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/jerk/jerk03.jpg

[Psyche]

yeah, JJ. She's going to show you what your "special purpose" is....

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/jerk/jerk03.jpg


see im not completely crazy

[phit_demon]

Where the Fritz Lang is everybody?

[Zens7s]

They moved my office (again) and so I have not had a work connection all week. This weekend was Arts Fest so I didn't really spend anytime at home to be on here.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Who's Art, and why was he having a feast?

[jjcourtright]

Surely this is the slowest it has ever been here. Pretty depressing. I obviously don't have real friends to keep me company, what happens when I also lose my internet friends?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Surely this is the slowest it has ever been here. Pretty depressing. I obviously don't have real friends to keep me company, what happens when I also lose my internet friends?Really. Why can't this place be busy when my store is dead. I have to do something to kill the idle time. Someone do something!

[FanGirl]

Plans for world domination are coming. Watch the skies...err..email.

[Dave]

well, i have successfully returned from Vegas, when all is said and done, I lost only $50 bucks, which i think makes me a winner!!!!

[jjcourtright]

Solid. Can I rub your belly? We leave a week from tomorrow.

[Dave]

i will tell you this. Don't play 3 card at the Excaliber. they play one hand a deck. I didn't get a pair once, i don't remember anyone at the table getting one either. it was rediculas.

Also the Roulette Wheel at the Barbary Coast was my friend. (as you can see, i hit all the high class joints!)

[jjcourtright]

Where'd you stay at?

[Dave]

Luxor. fair rooms, the tables played ok, i got up pretty good on 3 Card there actually. I had a party to go to at Ceasar's and after we drank up all the free whiskey we could at PURE, we went slumming and gambled at such places as O'Shea's, Casino Royale and the afore mentioned Barbary Coast.

[JK]

badabumbadabumbadabumbadabumb WAAAAAA! I'm a horsey!

badabumbadabumbadabumbadabumb

NOW YOU'RE A HORSEY!

[JK]

Not a single post since I put this innane crap up here last night... damn. What happened? Everyone else get a life while I wasn't looking? ;)

[Omaru]

Don't look at me, i've been here the whole time playing Jaws on xbox, either it's fairly hard or I suck at video games. But Eating people and destroying wooden structions and boats is cool.

[FanGirl]

At an all day BBQ yesterday.

[Zens7s]

Not a single post since I put this innane crap up here last night... damn. What happened? Everyone else get a life while I wasn't looking? ;)
I was down in New Braunfels, spending the weekend alternating between drunk, floating on the river, drunk, hanging out in the emergency room because of dumb friends, drunk, reading a book, getting a tan, drunk again, going to the horse races where I won big bucks, drunk on the bucks, more floating, and then home.

[jjcourtright]

I, as well, was drunk. I got mad hammered last night. I expected our BBQ to last until 6, not 9:45.

[acid_soda]

awesome! how many people went?

[jjcourtright]

There were twelve of us along with margaritas and some MGD - I couldn't really think of any Memorial Day appropriate beers.

[acid_soda]

yeah...
for memorial day, i studied for geometry and science finals...
...a thrill a minute :mad:

[slizzelizzel]

Uhhh, Budweiser?

[jjcourtright]

It seemed like any domestic would have sufficed and since Bud tastes like ass...

[Dave]

We had a cook-out with the neighbors, my wife tried out a new Watermelon Margarita recipe. basically puree some fresh watermelon, add some simple syrup that's been spiked with lime juice and zest. then pour in a 5th of Tequila and some Triple Sec. stick in the freezer for about a half hour to get it nice and chilled, then drink up!

[JK]

It seemed like any domestic would have sufficed and since Bud tastes like ass...

...and? I really want to hear this thought through to conclusion.

[Dave]

He should probably quit shoving the bottles up his Bunghole? I don't know.

[JK]

He should probably quit shoving the bottles up his Bunghole? I don't know.


"I couldn't really think of any Memorial Day appropriate beers."

"Uhhh, Budweiser?"

"It seemed like any domestic would have sufficed and since Bud tastes like ass..."



I was just curious where that train of thought was going.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I belive that in this case the "..." was not the trailing off of a thought, but indeed more of an expression. We all know the one, eyebrows lifted, eyes wide and face held still as the word "ass" pitches slightly upward as if to say, dumbass!

[FanGirl]

How did Sam Adams not come up as a patroitic beer? You're all fired.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

...Or Guiness? What is more patriotic than Guiness?

[slizzelizzel]

...Or Guiness? What is more patriotic than Guiness?

Yes, but that's not an American beer, now is it?

Zens got it-it should have been Arrogant Bastard Ale for all.

[Sheriff]

…hole.

JJ just forgot to finish his sentence because he was puking up in his mouth at the thought of the taste. Ever notice that skunky Bud in a bottle tastes exactly like PBR in a can?


My beer choice for the summer:

http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/SeasonalRelease/SkinnyDip/skinnydip_outside_round.jpg

[jjcourtright]

I keep seeing that but haven't yet tried it. I'll get it the next time I'm at the store.

And by "..." I meant "I went with Miller."

[Zens7s]

…hole.

JJ just forgot to finish his sentence because he was puking up in his mouth at the thought of the taste. Ever notice that skunky Bud in a bottle tastes exactly like PBR in a can?


My beer choice for the summer:

http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/SeasonalRelease/SkinnyDip/skinnydip_outside_round.jpg
We had PBR in a can at my White Trash Party, along with Old Shit-waukee, and Schlitz (gives you the shits?)

[jjcourtright]

I think we're going to have a white trash party for my birthday. The wife and I also tossed around the idea of making it a white trash/dirty Mexican party, but she things that her family might get mad about that. She may go all "chola'd" out anyways.

[Sheriff]

A buddy of mine throws a ‘Spicy Food/Shitty Beer’ party every year, he has a contest for both categories. The basic rules are:




Last years entry cannot be duplicated.
You can’t bring more than a 12 pack of beer (he feels bad throwing away all that shitty beer).
Everybody must eat and drink a sample of what they brought.
A special award is also given for the cheapest 12 pack of beer (receipt is necessary to be considered for this prestigious award). I think last years winners were Steel Reserve, Habanero Mango Shrimp, and a 12’er of American Beer for just under 3$ (less than 25 cents a beer).

[Dave]

I almost picked up some Steel Reserve the other night. How is it?

[Sheriff]

I tend to be a generalist when it comes to life, I know a little about a lot. I usually look to an expert to help formulate a basis of opinion. When it comes to getting fucked up on a budget I trust the Hippy/Bums/Street People of Boulder cause this is all they will buy.

In other words if you like the taste of aluminum, this is the beer for you.

[Matthew]

…hole.

JJ just forgot to finish his sentence because he was puking up in his mouth at the thought of the taste. Ever notice that skunky Bud in a bottle tastes exactly like PBR in a can?


My beer choice for the summer:

http://www.newbelgium.com/Images/OurBeers/SeasonalRelease/SkinnyDip/skinnydip_outside_round.jpg


Never had, but I am not a fan of Belgiun beers/ales. There is one I really liked, the XXX Bitter (can't remember the producer) but for the most part they are way too sweet for my tastes.

My summer drinking beers are usually lagers and wheats. I just picked up an Oberon Dark Wheat last night, very tasty!

[Matthew]

We had PBR in a can at my White Trash Party, along with Old Shit-waukee, and Schlitz (gives you the shits?)

AHH, the Schlitz Shits.. those were the high school days..

You throw a White Trash party too? I throw one of those, but the highlight is my "Thug Life" parties.

You wear baggy close, fake jewelry, drink 40s of Olde English or Colt 45 out of a paper bag, and hourly everyone does a shot of Crown Royal or J&B. Usually the night ends up listening to and enjoying Cyprus Hill.

[Dave]

You could have a K-Fed party where you do all that, but end the night by writing your own crappy rap songs.
Pa-pa-Zow!!

[jjcourtright]

A buddy of mine throws a ‘Spicy Food/Shitty Beer’ party every year, he has a contest for both categories. The basic rules are:



Last years entry cannot be duplicated.
You can’t bring more than a 12 pack of beer (he feels bad throwing away all that shitty beer).
Everybody must eat and drink a sample of what they brought.
A special award is also given for the cheapest 12 pack of beer (receipt is necessary to be considered for this prestigious award). I think last years winners were Steel Reserve, Habanero Mango Shrimp, and a 12’er of American Beer for just under 3$ (less than 25 cents a beer).They still sell Gluek at Liquor City? If I remember right, they used to sell cases of that for $8?

We used to drink alot of 40s of Steel Reserve back before Justin joined the Navy. With my crappy fake ID I would go in and buy 8 40s with three guys waiting in the car for me. I'm sure that didn't look suspicious at all.

And yes, Steel Reserve suuuucks. Tastes like the high gravity version of Old E. Bleh!

[JK]

Must be Friday...

[karmattack]

You gonna get me high today?

[JK]

I wish...

[Mighty Wingman]

http://www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/tuckerandcubefriday.jpg

[freetoaster]

I will.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

You gonna get me high today?Are you saying you ain't got no job?

[Dave]

And he aint got shit to do.

[By-tor]

http://www.wileywiggins.com/dazed/dazed-Thumbnails/9.jpg (http://www.wileywiggins.com/dazed/dazed-Pages/Image9.html)
I don't need no job....I gots the weed.
Check ya later...

[Sheriff]

"Whats up with today, today?"

So I was just wondering how we got all these new people who actually seem to want to stay and contribute... What's up with that? I am all for it, but what are we going to do when we want to rip into the peons that have a lower post count than us? I mean, they must know less if they have a lower post count right? (RB, I am looking for confirmation here).


Also, TLS, happy 2000.

[Mighty Wingman]

What's up with that? I am all for it, but what are we going to do when we want to rip into the peons that have a lower post count than us? I mean, they must know less if they have a lower post count right?

Stoopid newbie ! Don't be giving away our secrets !


:)

[FanGirl]

*crickets chirp in the distance*

Where is everyone?

[acid_soda]

Hi :-)

[FanGirl]

Hello. Are you waiting for the bus?

[acid_soda]

Uh, yes I am, actually.

[FanGirl]

Hmm. I noticed you're not wearing any...galoshes.

[acid_soda]

Uh, no I'm not. It's, uh, sunny out...I, no need for galoshes.

[FanGirl]

I'm wearing galoshes.

[acid_soda]

Hmm.

[FanGirl]

Galoshes.

[acid_soda]

Uh huh.

[FanGirl]

Did you read the paper today?

[acid_soda]

Uh no, I haven't had a chance...

[FanGirl]

Did you read the thing about the Eskimos?

[acid_soda]

No.

[FanGirl]

Well the article was saying that the Eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.

[acid_soda]

Oh yeah.

[FanGirl]

Do you know what that is called?

[acid_soda]

Uh no I don't.

[FanGirl]

Blubber!

[acid_soda]

Oh right.

[FanGirl]

The Eskimos... eat the blubber.

[acid_soda]

Oh yeah...

[FanGirl]

And the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know.

[acid_soda]

Uh huh.

[FanGirl]

Sometimes it will come from...a Balooga Whale!

[acid_soda]

Uh huh. white text lol

[FanGirl]

Balooga!

[acid_soda]

Right, yeah

[FanGirl]

ha ha...They don't where galoshes.

[acid_soda]

Who, the...the whales?

[FanGirl]

No, the Eskimos!

[acid_soda]

Oh, no. That's right, they don't. I <3 Audioslave

[FanGirl]

They wear mukluks!

[acid_soda]

Uh huh. lol mukuks FTW!!!

[FanGirl]

Mukluks!

[acid_soda]

Yeah mukluks. HAHA mukluks is fun to say. mukluks...MUK LUKS mukalakakakaluks...

[FanGirl]

Say it again.

[acid_soda]

Mukluks. Mukluks. w00t!

[FanGirl]

Uhm Hmm, good, ehh? Say, say, say galoshes.

[acid_soda]

Yeah it is a good one. I didn't want to say it. But I like a...cjeeseburger lolz

[FanGirl]

Look over there.

[acid_soda]

Accross the street? Subliminal messages for the win!!!

[FanGirl]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[acid_soda]

Uhm hmm?okay last subliminal message I swear to god.

[FanGirl]

See that lady?

[acid_soda]

yes? okay ONE MORE sublminal message. ONE more.