Jay and Silent Bob strike back [Archive]

mansons_babe123

12-23-2003, 12:57 AM

ok who think this movie rocks. i luv the part how he pulls his pants down to the cop and says " take a look at the stink nuggets" oh man that cracks me up.

luv jess

Matthew

12-23-2003, 01:01 AM

Shut the fuck up, I hate you! Fuck*ing newbs. ASSASIN, we need you now!

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 01:09 AM

Hey since you live down under why don't you go feed the F*#$ing Kangaroos ? http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/44040/notnowusedbig.jpg

Matthew

12-23-2003, 01:11 AM

Where the fuck did you find that pick? That is soo funny!

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 01:28 AM

I don't know what is worse, this stupid post or the fact that she likes Marilyn Manson.

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 01:29 AM

Maybe she means Charles ?

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 01:30 AM

She is still stupid for liking him. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 01:32 AM

Well, I think we already knew that, when she posted a thread with same title as the one AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 01:35 AM

I know. Its kind of sad that you can't help idiots.

mansons_babe123

12-23-2003, 04:51 AM

yo if the post was so stupid why did ya stay to read it u stupid fu*ckstick. and wots anything got to do with the fact i like marilyn manson, nothin thas rite. so why dont ya just shut yo pie hole

Matthew

12-23-2003, 04:53 AM

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yo if the post was so stupid why did ya stay to read it u stupid fu*ckstick. and wots anything got to do with the fact i like marilyn manson, nothin thas rite. so why dont ya just shut yo pie hole

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1. She read it to tell you how much of an idiot you are.

2. Marylin Manson is an idiot.

3. If you like him, you must be pretty [censored] up!

4. She doesn't like pie.

mansons_babe123

12-23-2003, 05:00 AM

and 5. u suck balls man, was i askin you, no i dont think so.

Threadkiller

12-23-2003, 05:01 AM

Excellent reply. One question though. How did you decipher that post? I haven't been able to find a good Imbecilic to English online translator yet.

TomHarrington

12-23-2003, 08:32 AM

Hiya Jess! Sorry if my fellow board occupants treated you harshly. Pay no mind. They’re all hopped up and Nestle Quick and Jolly Ranchers right now, but if you stick around you’ll find that they’re good folk.

Like most people, you probably saw the site in the movie and decided to see if it was real. It is real. Kind of. The site is....actually, go read this:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/onehand/1a.html

Then feel free to come back and stick around, if you like. Everyone is welcome, providing you’re not here to cause trouble.

If this place isn’t what you exptected or wanted, you might be happier here:

www.viewaskew.com (http://www.viewaskew.com)

They have a message board there, too. In fact the man himself actually posts there sometimes, so if you wanted to ask him...what? No, not Hugh Beaumont. He’s dead. I was talking about Kevin Smith.

The decision is yours. Choose wisely. Have a safe and happy holiday! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

EternalStrife

12-23-2003, 10:12 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Like most people, you probably saw the site in the movie and decided to see if it was real. It is real. Kind of. The site is....actually, go read this:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/onehand/1a.html

[/ QUOTE ]

I never read that article. And see...I'm doing just fine here.

TomHarrington

12-23-2003, 10:18 AM

And I couldn't be more proud of you. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Denyse

12-23-2003, 12:53 PM

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I never read that article. And see...I'm doing just fine here.

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I read it. I always read it. In fact, I am only here to do my Master's, uh...

I mean, Guide's bidding. It's a compulsion really...

_red_

12-23-2003, 01:15 PM

jay and silent bob DO ROCK.

love ryan

from Ryan

to ryan
because of ryan

by ryan

for ryan

to ryan.

LE*OPYr8934ywrehsk;jnllkdfhuhdjk;hsdkjfd *killswitch*

psychofiend

12-23-2003, 02:59 PM

mansons_babe123, look I don't wanna sound mean. But all of the things you write are negative... mellow out!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 04:38 PM

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yo if the post was so stupid why did ya stay to read it u stupid fu*ckstick.

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If we don't read it, how would we know what it says ? Now who's stupid ?

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
and wots anything got to do with the fact i like marilyn manson, nothin thas rite.

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Liking Marylin Manson tells us three things about you :
1. You have lousy taste in music.
2. You're younger than eighteen .
3. Not too bright.

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
so why dont ya just shut yo pie hole

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With our pieholes shut, we can't enjoy the delectable goodness of pie.

p.s. Proper spelling caps. and punctuation will go a long way towards making you look smart, just, ya know, F.Y.I.

Asteban

12-23-2003, 04:42 PM

Everyone likes a good pie.

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 04:42 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
yo if the post was so stupid why did ya stay to read it u stupid fu*ckstick. and wots anything got to do with the fact i like marilyn manson, nothin thas rite. so why dont ya just shut yo pie hole

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, first of all, not to burst your bubble, but Marilyn Manson is a poser. Hell, so is Avril Lavinge.

*hears a gunshot sound in the background*

I think I said too much.

Asteban

12-23-2003, 04:44 PM

I hate them both. Although Manson can create good MUSIC, his voice sucks. The guitars and everything aren't too bad, his voice makes me want to vomit.

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 04:46 PM

The ONLY song I liked form Manson was the Dope Show. For some reason I thought it was a great song.

He is too, how do I say, wanting to be like Madonna in some ways. And I don't dig that man. I don't dig it.

EDIT: Grammer Christy, Grammer.

ratm1966

12-23-2003, 08:39 PM

Okay, yes it was annoying to see another newb do the same first post as all of the other newbs, but WTF is wrong with Manson?

I have about 4 of his albums and like numerous songs off of each of them.

No, I am not under 18, I am 4 days shy of 37.

I don't have lousy taste in music, as I actually like most types of music. It all depends on the mood.

Lastly, I don't consider myself ignorant, as the last time my IQ was tested, I was at 153.

R_U_18

12-23-2003, 09:12 PM

Jesus Christ you guys are ruthless......C'mon people, leave her alone, she's from Australia, she probably just got the J&SB movie there, I'm surprised those aussie's have access internet (sorry, had to get my shot in).

Droogan_Leader

12-23-2003, 10:07 PM

mansons_babe123, the only way you would've ever been cool in my book was if Charles "The Real McCoy" Manson had requested and eaten you as his last 'mansons_meal', and then he 'Vlad the Impaler' style impaled Marilyn Manson, that sick little bitch, and ate him too. And then I could've read about it in the paper.

You can probably relate vaguely to this post, because it is sick, sad and demented, but only vaguely, because you're a wannabe. Yeah.

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 10:37 PM

Ratm1966,

My problem with Manson is that his success is all about image. It has nothing to do with ( his ) music. Take away the makeup, the androgeny and all the things he says to piss off parents and what have you got ?
A disgruntled high school cheerleader ?
A one hit wonder at best.

And for the record I don't consider you ignorant. You've said quite a few, very intelligent things on these boards.
Incidently, I don't necessarily think an I.Q. test is the best indicator of intelligence.

Asteban

12-23-2003, 10:59 PM

So . . . uh . . . EVERYONE LIKES A GOOD PIE!

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 11:01 PM

Asteban ,

Yes Yes , mmmmmmm piiieeee

Asteban

12-23-2003, 11:20 PM

Post deleted by Asteban

Asteban

12-23-2003, 11:20 PM

I have wanted some French Silk pie for the past......oh......since last time I had some and ate it all. Haven't we had this conversation before?

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 11:21 PM

Umm for some reason I don't think he is talking about that kind of 'pie' hun.

Denyse

12-23-2003, 11:23 PM

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Couldn't we have gone a little longer without pointing that out? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

ILovePapaSmurf

12-23-2003, 11:25 PM

I'm sorry, but the girl was going to get stuck in a corner and she wouldn't know her way out of it.

Asteban

12-23-2003, 11:28 PM

Thank you . . . probably wouldn't have caught that until tomorrow. I'm running on about 2 hours of sleep. I don't pick up on things very well when I'm a zombie.

Mighty_Wingman

12-23-2003, 11:32 PM

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Umm for some reason I don't think he is talking about that kind of 'pie' hun.

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, hold it right there Smurfy , She's a little young for that kinda talk (from me anyways) , and I'll have you know, I was , in fact, talking about pie. No euphemism or innuendo was intended. Normal, innocent, sweet pie with whipped cream on top.

Asteban

12-23-2003, 11:35 PM

OH THANK GOD . . . but something still sounds very wrong about that. I'm too tired to tell, and too insomniac to sleep. As for being too young for that kind of talk, from you yes . . . but I've heard much worse (my b/f = perv) He feels the wrath though, I'm sure his face stings everytime he thinks about making a lewd comment . . . unless I'm very tired. Such as now.

psychofiend

12-24-2003, 09:27 AM

Goddamn, it's almost Christmas, let's have a goddamn celebration.

Asteban

12-24-2003, 01:41 PM

WOOHOO! *dances like a fool*

My dancing does make me look like an idiot, but I sure do have fun, thats the problem with people. They're afraid to make fools of themselves. Fools have more fun.

marksiwel

12-24-2003, 01:56 PM

I cant spell anymore. I cant take these damn posts. Its starts off as, Jay and Bob BLah Blah blah BALEho;s... ANd then It turns into Pie! I like Cake better, BONG!

Asteban

12-24-2003, 03:12 PM

CAKE!! WHO NEEDS CAKE!!! Unless its cheesecake . . . which technically IS A PIE!

psychofiend

12-24-2003, 03:28 PM

I like pie...
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics2/week102.jpg

Mighty_Wingman

12-24-2003, 03:41 PM

Psycho,

They'd be sexier if I didn't hate them so much.

God, I hate them .

psychofiend

12-24-2003, 04:16 PM

Well, they just are, so fuck it.

Razorback

12-24-2003, 07:31 PM

I really can't stand Paris Hilton. I can't even watch her porno without feeling sick.

RB

ratm1966

12-24-2003, 08:18 PM

The younger sister is the better looking of the two.

mansons_babe123

12-25-2003, 12:01 AM

y are u suprised we have the internet. ofcourse we have the feaken internet. why do u people always think that auzzie is just bush. come on people we have cities ya know, thats what i live in.

Threadkiller

12-25-2003, 12:21 AM

Not that I'm defending it, but I think it was a meant to be sarcastic. You do have sarcasm in Australia, don't you? In case you don't, that was a joke too.

Once you realize that it's a waste of time to take these insults personally it will all make sense. Unless you are insulted by Razorback. All of his insults are witty and heartfelt criticisms you should use as tools to try and make yourself a better person. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

RobinHoodDaffy

12-25-2003, 12:24 AM

Since Razorback hasn't attacked me yet, am I perfect? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Threadkiller

12-25-2003, 12:28 AM

Yes

ILovePapaSmurf

12-25-2003, 12:31 AM

WEll, Razorback hasn't jumped on me about anything, so does that make ME perfect?

RobinHoodDaffy

12-25-2003, 12:31 AM

I have waited so long for someone to realize that!
----no, don't worry, those are tears of relief

Razorback

12-25-2003, 12:31 AM

You suck. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

Asteban

12-25-2003, 12:32 AM

I don't think he attacked me either . . . hmmmmm . . . looks like we're perfect Daffy.

Razorback

12-25-2003, 12:32 AM

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WEll, Razorback hasn't jumped on me about anything, so does that make ME perfect?

[/ QUOTE ]

But if I had the chance I WOULD jump on you. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

RobinHoodDaffy

12-25-2003, 12:32 AM

damn.

ILovePapaSmurf

12-25-2003, 12:35 AM

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But if I had the chance I WOULD jump on you.

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I think I am going to have to give someone his christmas present a little early. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Asteban

12-25-2003, 12:52 AM

And all I get is Mountain Dew, I'm gonna have to have a long discussion with my b/f. Hahaha. Just kidding, he's too respectful for that /forums/images/icons/mad.gif Hahaha, just kidding again /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif