jay and silent bob stike back

[pipbogo]

Jay and Silent Bob remained me of those guys from Night at the Roxbury. Jason Mewes is Doug, and Kevin Smith is Steve. I have something in comman with Silent Bob. When Jay called Silent Bob fatty, and Lunchbox. Silent Bob didn't do anything about it. Silent Bob has to learn how to kick ass when someone calls him fat. My best friend name was Phillip Frikart. I kicked his ass! So bad I broke his nose.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Its 'Jay and Silent Bob STRIKE Back.' And You know, if I was carrying a lunchbox around you, I'd probably hit you with it.</font color>

[code6enterprises]

I hate you.

[Efexeye]

*head explodes*

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*picks up the pieces of Efexeye's head and states to the 'higher god above.'*

Why did you waste this perfectly good man god!? Why GOD!? WHY!?

*Puts Efexeye's remains in the near-by trash can*</font color>

[Omaru]

You could have placed those parts on my to-do pile, I have a tube of adhesive solvent glue somewhere, and would have assebled him sometime after I put that shelf up, built the patio you wanted and mowed the lawn.
But since you didn't, thanks, all the less for me to do.

[Ryall]

A poorly spelled and borderline-illiterate post referring to Jay and Bob and posted in the wrong forum? Finally...! It's like a Christmas Poop Shoot miracle!

[karmattack]

[douses popbogo with kerosene]

Anybody got a match?

[catches Ryall watching]

...uh, because DON'T light one if you do. This poor lad is soaked in kerosene!

[twiddles thumbs] Dum dee dee dum. Doop dee doo.

[Droogan_Leader]

[In best Will Ferrell as James Lipton impression]

This thread is..a delight.

[TomHarrington]

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Finally...! It's like a Christmas Poop Shoot miracle!

[/ QUOTE ]

Gaud blez uss, averywun!!!!

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> TORCH TORCH TORCH!!! DEATH DESTRUCTION CHAOS!!!! Man do I love fire. </font color>

[Matthew]

: lights a cigarette, offers one to Karma.

"Oh you quite eh ?"

Throws match at pipbogo.

"Karma, this would be a good time to mosey along."

[FanGirl]

Crap. I forgot. Who was supposed to bring the marshmellows? Dammit. The chocolate is melting from the heat and it's not a smore without the marshmellows.

*Pick up empty keroscene can and chucks it at what's left at the head and walks off mumbling...willing to break my diet, but nooo...not one brings marshmellows.*

[Matthew]

I don't think I have any...

WAIT, I think I have some in my car!

... Yes I do in my emergency kit. (Shows to the group, labelled "In case if newb roasting, open immediately" )

Here ya go FanGirl. Smores anyone ?

[Mighty_Wingman]

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Jay and Silent Bob remained me of those guys from Night at the Roxbury. Jason Mewes is Doug, and Kevin Smith is Steve. I have something in comman with Silent Bob. When Jay called Silent Bob fatty, and Lunchbox. Silent Bob didn't do anything about it. Silent Bob has to learn how to kick ass when someone calls him fat. My best friend name was Phillip Frikart. I kicked his ass! So bad I broke his nose.

[/ QUOTE ]

*Lowers head in remorseless disdain. Nods to Assasin.*

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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You could have placed those parts on my to-do pile, I have a tube of adhesive solvent glue somewhere, and would have assebled him sometime after I put that shelf up, built the patio you wanted and mowed the lawn.
But since you didn't, thanks, all the less for me to do.

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Oh, there will be more to do later.

*cracks whip*

Now get moving or no special treat tonight! </font color>

[_red_]

let me tell you guys the time i first watched Jay and Silet Bob Stike Back....OH MAN! what a hellava movie that was.

they went and payed their old friend Holder MacNeils a visit, then they saw their friend Randy at the Secret stash. hilarity.

i love that movie so much.

i think i am going to go watch Fleamarket Mice now, and then i'll watch Receptionists.

*smokes catnip*
voochie beaches!

[R_U_18]

pipbogo

So I take it your fat. Listen here tubby, you don't need to break noses when they make fun of you. You just need to work out.....

[Matthew]

???

It's monday eve, I thought you worked at the club?

[in_diana_jones]

i don't understand...it's like too intelligent.

[Assassin]

*Assasin appears with a broom and sweeps ashes of Pipbogo under rug which promptly catches fire. Stamps out fire and moves toward _Red_*

Infidel Savage

*Beats him with the flaming broom. Knocking him unconscious and slightly on fire. Assassin disappears.*

[Matthew]

I love this newb, who is he ? (looks at Assasin, points towards R_U_18, whispers: '5 grand for that one'! )

[Assassin]

*appears and whispers back*

My services are only to be used for the good of the emperor (i.e. Ryall) and his lands. I cannot except money and only appear when summoned.

*disappears*

[R_U_18]

Not at the club 2 nite, its only 6 o'clock on west coast anyways, too much christmas shopping to do and I need to take a break... Oh yeah, pipbogo is almost too easy to make fun of, its like pickin on a retarded kid, its just too easy....

[Matthew]

: looks off in the distance, sees Assasin disrobe...


Hey, I know you, aren't you..

[Threadkiller]

Yes, there is indeed a clue as to the secret identity. But lest my life shall be forfeit, I will not disclose this knowledge.

[Matthew]

If you look amongst the I of P's, one may understand.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Interesting.... </font color>

[_red_]

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*Assasin appears with a broom and sweeps ashes of Pipbogo under rug which promptly catches fire. Stamps out fire and moves toward _Red_*


[/ QUOTE ]

hey watch it pal, i got immunity. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Matthew]

No ya don't, but nice try!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">*Stands behind matt and instigates the situation further*

Yeah, man this isn't survivor... </font color>

[Matthew]

*smells the scent of beauty behind him*


How about you and I smurf an alliance, then we can smurf those smurfs, and take home the smurf and smurf until the sun comes up?

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> Now that's more like it Assassin. Much more creative I see. I could almost cry. Almost..... </font color>

[Matthew]

Asteban, I found our guitar! I am debating putting a downer on it! They ONLY WANT 2200!!! The only prob I saw was a minor scratch on the backside, I could polish/buff it out in aobut 2 hours!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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*smells the scent of beauty behind him*


How about you and I smurf an alliance, then we can smurf those smurfs, and take home the smurf and smurf until the sun comes up?

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Sounds like a fab-o and smurfiful time? Shall I bring the wine or the whips? </font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

You should bring the spiked collar with the leash.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">You know, I do own one of those. It also came with a matching bra and underwear set.</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Well , I meant, for Matthew.

Now it occurs to me ,

maybe you did too ?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">No, I ment he could wear the collar and the leash and I can wear the undergarments. Geezzz Wingman are you following this conversation at all? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>

[Matthew]

I'll bring the wine, and I will cook a smurfaliscious dinner for us!

THEN we can be smurfy and smurf for a long smurfing time!

As far as whips, as long as it is the smurf of 9 smurfs, I am all for it!

EDIT: Chicago may be good too! We can all meet there at some time ?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Ok, I can't be smurfing all night long without a really really really smurflacious meal. So, what does this smurfing meal contain? </font color>

[Matthew]

Name your favorite ethnic food. (Italian, Chinese, French etc )

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wow, I get to pick.

Humm..I actually love Italian food, but I don't know. How about you make something for me. Make it a surprise, however there can not be any fish or any kind of seafood. And no chinese. </font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Be careful Smurfy last time I ate Matthews' cookin' well... http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/44040/fieryfart.jpg

It wasn't pretty !

[Matthew]

OKAY, when I come down there (and I will, Chicago is only a 6 hour drive)

SOUP/SALAD your choice of either Gasspachio, ( cold soup ) or a superb Romaine based salad.

MAIN COURSE: My Own Mannicotti recipe, 4 cheeses, with homemade noodles, and my homemade sauce with italian sausage.

Dessert, MY PERFECT tirimisu. Lady fingers, soaked in an espresson/ brandy mix, topped with Mascarpone cheese blended with Marsall and Contreau, and a finale of Whipped Cream dusted with Powdered sugar and Cocoa powder.

WINES: 3.

1. BEFORE, a nice drinking champagne with a calimari app, perhaps a Roederer

2. MEAL, merlot of course, preferably from the Chateu of the Pope.

3. Dessert wine with Tirimisu, how about a Trentholm sauturnes ?

Had enough? IF NOT, I'll throw in an app consisting of mussels and a red wine vinagrette sauce.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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and I will, Chicago is only a 6 hour drive

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Uh, I live in California.

*pats Matthew on his head*

I know its hard to distinguish between these hot babes on the board, but try to remember that I am from California next time. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Matthew]

Sorry about the confusion, but I was planning a menu! Read it and see how that tickles your fancy!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wow...Wow...wow..

Dear Santa,

Instead of Manilow for Christmas, can I have him? (You are single right?)

I love you always Santa,

ILovePapaSmurf </font color>

[Matthew]

YES I am single


ANd I LOVE to cook!

I want to do a restaurant someday, but untill then I only cook for friends.

I would love the oppurtunity to prepare a meal for you!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Really? I would love to taste some of your cooking. I know some people that live in your state. When I plan a trip there, I will let you know. Then you could prepare me one of your famous meals. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Matthew]

I would love that!

Italian cousine is my specialty, and I will message you with my phone number.

I also (chinese style) make what I call "Kicked Up Stir fry, which is a fantastic meal!

I get requests all over for my Manicotti and Tirimisu. For new years I am doing a HUGE batch of tirimisu!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I am not a fan of Chinese food for some reason. But I do love italian food.

I am trying to try new foods, so bring em on. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif </font color>

[Matthew]

Are you a fan of french ?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Eh, somewhat. There is a really good french resturant up the street from my house that I have been to once or twice. Other than that, I have not really had 'french' meals. </font color>

[Matthew]

So we start with an Italian meal, then slowly reveal other regions.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Like I said, I am trying to expand my 'food' culture. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif So, bring it on! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[FanGirl]

Not to interupt, but I just found this great cooking book that describes my attitude completely. It's called "Help! There is a kitchen in my apartment."

[Zens_7s]

That is hysterical. By the way FanGirl, I was at Fridays last week and thought of you. Have you tried any of their new Atkins menu? I decided to give it a whirl and had the Bleu Cheese Steak and Artichoke Dip with Veggies. REALLY good. My friend had the Cheeseburger Cheeseburger and said it was very good too.

[FanGirl]

I haven't been to Fridays in a while. No clue about the Atkins menu. I know where I'm going to eat this weekend!
I've now lost 40 pounds this year 30 of which just since Septemeber 1st. 10 more pounds and I'll be what I was as a freshman in high school. I still need to lose 30 pounds past that to be my ideal weight though. So, I'm half way there!

[Zens_7s]

I am so proud of you! That is just too awesome. Sticking to any diet is hard, and you are really dedicated to the process. Can't wait till you hit your goal. PICTURES!

Glad I mentioned the Friday's thing. It just started recently. I am not sure if they have it here in Illinois yet, I was still in your state when I ate there.

Fridays Website (http://www.tgifridays.com/menu/healthymenu.htm)

[_red_]

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No ya don't, but nice try!

[/ QUOTE ] i beg to differ mon ami.

i have the immunity a la Affleckie. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[Zens_7s]

Yes you do have immunity.

Speaking of that, tell Affleckie I emailed her the info. Welcome to the greater Chicagoland Adventure ThemePark Red!

[_red_]

wee!

she got the email last night.

she's off to Jersey tomorrow morning, and i am spending the rest of the time moving us to Chicago. so things should wrk out for you guise.

how about that Ray and Talkative Jones? love that movie.

[FanGirl]

Well, there is a picture of me from Ryall's column two after I started the diet which was ate the Mallrats screening. So, we have a before picture so if he takes pics at the Clerks screening at the end of January we'll have halfway point pics and then hopefully by San Diego Comicon in July I will be where I want to be so final pics.

[psychofiend]

I gave up on reading these posts about Jay and Silent Bob, so to the person who started this thread; go away, please?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Aww Fan! That is so awesome! I am so proud of you! Keep up the good work and I hope to see you during the Clerks screening or even before then! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

All these awesome stories of Atkins is making me want to try and go on it for a while. I am working on the no soda thing again, and remember yoga. I tried it one day and was like...nah... </font color>