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POOH BAH!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I was just going to ask you, What the hell you were doing!?

Congrats! Welcome to the club. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I don't know if you are wanting a pooh bah tour around the poopshoot forum, but I'll be your guide. I am available anytime. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

You're so vain, karma.

[karmattack]

I bet you think this post is about you, don't you?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Congrats Karma , This place wouldn't be the same without you !
You can take that however you want but I'm assuming you're a glaas is half full kinda guy.

[karmattack]

Kickass. I'm not just a Pooh-bah, but an appreciated Pooh-bah! Thanks, man.

[code6enterprises]

Why does everyone do better Pooh-Bah posts than me?

[Mighty_Wingman]

I was going to do something for my enthusiast post like an enthusi-assed pun, but just decided it was probably not in my best inter-assed to bring attention to it.

[Omaru]

Code6: except me, I wasn't even aware of my pooh-bah-iness and used that post to list my fave X-mas moves. Kinda sad huh?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Well, its is never too late to start one. </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

See, I can say with no reservation that karma is cool. I must admit that I probably post/quote song lyrics too often, but no matter how remote, karma always seems to know what I'm talking about. Three cheers for karma, an all-around kinda guy--hip hip, hooray!

[Droogan_Leader]

Code, you have to strive to be more of a Steve, and less of a Stu.

[Omaru]

The lie: well I hijacked your thread in advance some months ago, so morals got in the way of making one of my own.

The Truth: mneh... all that hard work of making a special pooh bah post, I'd rather sleep on the 3rd floor with bed wetting fuller.

[karmattack]

[Opens old, creaky door, turns on the lights]

[karmattack]

[whistling, grabs a broom and starts sweeping dust and confetti off the floor]

[karmattack]

[finds a picture glazed over with dust, clears the glass to reveal a dated, black and white picture of a strapping, younger self. Signature in the corner reads "Pooh Bah."]

[karmattack]

[rubs chest to relieve a growing tightness, sighs a hefty sigh while eyes well up with tears]

[karmattack]

PSYCH!!!!

Carpal Tunnel, BEYITCHES!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif


Ahhh... it's the end of an era; there are no more ratings left. RB, Zens, Smurfy, please pass me one of those nifty club jackets and some of that fancy wine you're drinking.

[Threadkiller]

That was quite moving. Bravo!

[Razorback]

Welcome to the clique.

RB

[Efexeye]

Dude, what the fuck? It took you 13 weeks to post 1000 times? For shame, Karma, for shame!

And I happen to know that the carpal tunnel isn't from typing, in your case. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[FanGirl]

*In Kelso (That 70s Show) Voice*

BURN!

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> And I happen to know that my addiction isn't to movie poop shoot. Ok, one of them is . . . need . . . mountain . . . dew . . . caffine . . . so . . . gooooooood. </font color>

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> And congratulations on the constant jerk . . . I mean, Carpal Tunnel . . . congratulations on the carpal tunnel. Heh . . . heh heh . . . </font color>

[ILovePapaSmurf]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
RB, Zens, Smurfy, please pass me one of those nifty club jackets

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Wait a second...RB and Zens got nifty club jackets for their 'Tunnel' status...Not fair...All I got was a brownish gold 'Members Only' jacket.

Congrats Karma. You know...all male poopshoot members get a Smurfy Lap Dance when they reach this status...Let me know when you are available...you can also pick the song. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Threadkiller]

Time to start raising my post count. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Zens_7s]

Congrats Karma!

[Zen goes and unlocks the secret cabinet where the "special" jackets are stored]

Yes, I know they look just like the jacket that Steve Martin wore in Leap of Faith. What? You were expecting green jackets like The Masters? No way. The only thing you and Arnold Palmer have in common is the love of "palms". /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Drapes sparkly jacket on him]

I think you will enjoy it in here. While the rest of the non-carpals are drinking Bud Light and NightTrain we are drinking Bells and Johnny Walker BLUE label. We don't mess with that Black or Red crap.

http://www.bibleprobe.com/i/leapoffaith.jpg

[Efexeye]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
The only thing you and Arnold Palmer have in common is the love of "palms".

[/ QUOTE ]

*in Ed MacMahon's voice*

"Hi-oooooo!"

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I'll even wear my woodstock shirt for the date. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif</font color>

[Matthew]

When I get there, the song I choose will be the theme from "Good Times" and you will be wearing nothing but a trench coat.

( If you guys think this sounds stupid, get a good mental picture first. )

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I can't picture what you are thinking...I just have the song stuck in my head...</font color>

[karmattack]

Ah yes, thank you. Thank you.

[waits for applause to settle]

I have a few people to thank, but first I want to make an oath to you all right now.

[raises right hand -- notices pieces of Kleenex stuck all over it, goes to remove the pieces and drops a bottle of Jergens]

I, uh...

Oh look! Naaaaaaaavy Seals! [grabs sparkly coat......and Jergens.....bolts toward the door]

[Matthew]

[looks to rest of croud standing next to me]

WOW, karma is now a endorser of hand lotion. He MUST be important.

[jimsteele]

Congratulations!! I have no idea what's going on, but it sounds Flinstone-esque. Well done

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yeah they just made karma a full member at the Masons Lodge.


I hope he doesn't get anything lodged.