Cool Bumper Stickers

[ratm1966]

The best place to get some cool bumper stickers is 'Hot Topic'. I always get people tailgating me and straining to read mine, and I will catch people just standing behind my car reading them.

Right now, I have the following:

- Forever I walk among the ignorant
- You're not an idiot, you just play one in real life
- For such a small town, there sure are a lot of idiots here

My signature below is another one that I have.

[Zens_7s]

"Enought about this fountain of youth, how about a fountain of smart?"

"The box said 'Install Windows 98 or better.' So I installed Linux"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Bow before me, for I am ROOT" (that one only RB will understand)

"Build something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

And my all-time favorite, and was in the window of my last car...

"Speak your mind...even if your voice shakes." - Maggie Kuhn

[Mighty_Wingman]

" I love childeren I just can't eat a whole one by myself. "

[Asteban]

<font color="green"> CHooDs </font color>

[Threadkiller]

JESUS SAVES!

then below that.

Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!

[Matt1]

I'm not that big of a fan of bumper stickers themselves, but I am a huge fan of people who speak in bumper stickerisms. You can identify these people when they say things like, "United We Stand!" or "War is not the answer." They're just so darn cute!

[marksiwel]

There was this guy at school and he had alot of bumberstickers on his mini-van. They were funny and everything and everyone liked him, but me. Then that guy died of cancer. I guess I showed him

[Matt1]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

That was good.

[Droogan_Leader]

My favorite bumper sticker is the "Fat people are harder to kidnap" one.

[jjcourtright]

For a while I have been thinking about getting both a Jesus fish and a Darwin turtle/lizard/amphibian. I think that the two of them together sum up my beliefs pretty concisely. And, can you imagine how many people that would piss off? I just haven't got around to it yet.

[karmattack]

I want to find/make a sticker of Calvin wizzing on a smaller Calvin wizzing. Then I would wizz on it.

I like the bumper sticker that uses the same font as No Fear but says "Ain't Skeered." Although, like the sticker above, you can't escape the redneck cliche of it. I saw a bumper sticker I like yesterday that says "Eve was framed."
The personal favorite of my own was one that said "D.A.R.E. to think for yourself."

I had the Darwinfish for a while. The crowning moment of that display was when my mom's car broke down and she had to borrow mine for a week. For someone who visits church three times per week, well, you get the picture.

[psychofiend]

"Eat a Pizza with Satan"
"Mean people suck"
"I had sex with Chewbacca"
there are so many more, but that is all I can think of.

[Dave]

"I want to find/make a sticker of Calvin wizzing on a smaller Calvin wizzing. Then I would wizz on it."

Yeah, i agree. Those stickers totally miss-represent what Calvin and Hobbs was about. Calvin wasn't like Nelson from the simpsons who went around maliciously tearing things up, He was an intellegent little boy with an enormous imagination, that sometimes gets him into trouble. He doesn't go around peeing on things.

[Mighty_Wingman]

I always thought they were stupid because whatever you have Calvin peeing on he's peeing your car/truck first.

I saw a T-shirt the other day that said "Ignorance should be painful."

[karmattack]

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Those stickers totally miss-represent what Calvin and Hobbs was about.

[/ QUOTE ] That was the first thing, as a long time fan, that got me annoyed about them when they just came out and it was only Calvin peeing. Then, the whole Calvin peeing ON something started -- peeing on Ford, peeing on Chevy, peeing on a crucifix (I seriously saw that) -- and it was annoying because suddenly Calvin was this redneck hero on pickup trucks.
This is a cry to all people with a wizzing Calvin on a window anywhere. Please stop urinating on my childhood! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[FanGirl]

"One by One the Penguins steal my underwear."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light and dark side and binds the universe togther."
"Give blood. Play Rugby."
"Hockey Players do it during periods."

[dutchboy]

I saw one a long time ago that really stuck in my head
" My GOD can kick your gods' ass"
A take off of the old "My kid beat up your honor student" one, but I still like it.

[karmattack]

Yeah, I made a similar joke earlier on that. I have it printed on a T-shirt and the saying is "My God can beat up your God."

[Matt1]

Another thing I love is people who have bumper stickers that totally contradict their actions. No joke, I saw someone with a Greenpeace bumpersticker throw a styrofoam cup and fast food bag out of their window. It was priceless.

[Dave]

I also love the way out of date political bumper sticker. i honestly saw a Mondale/Ferraro sticker on the back of an old volvo the other day.

[karmattack]

Well, this is kind of like a bumper sticker...only it's big, not sticky and it goes on your wall. This (http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1764_1245862) is a personal favorite. I want to post these everywhere.

[armyantmatt]

Favorites that I've had:

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

HONK IF YOU LOVE HANSEN . . . then drive into a tree

(sticker had a U.S. flag background)
These colors don't run . . . the world.

[jjcourtright]

So, aside from them being ridiculously stupid, I have another problem with the Calvin peeing stickers. They don't even [censored] look like Calvin anymore. It is just some stupid looking kid that...maybe...looks kind of like Calvin. Bill Watterson must be rolling over in his future grave.

[Dave]

What is Watterson doing these days anyway? I mean besides swimming in a Scrooge McDuck type pool of money. Has he done anything post Calvin? You have to give the man props for going out on top, and not just handing the reigns off to assistants (coff, koff, Jim Davis, Hack, coff), but it would be nice to see him work on some other project.

DW

[ratm1966]

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Another thing I love is people who have bumper stickers that totally contradict their actions.

[/ QUOTE ]
I totally agree with you. Especially with all of the hypocritical religious bastards who have the little fishy thingy or some other religious icon on their car, yet they speed, cut you off in traffic, run red lights, etc. I am sometimes just tempted to pull up next to them and flip them the bird just to piss them off.

[jjcourtright]

Why does speeding have anything to do with having a Jesus fish? They seem completely unrelated.

[Threadkiller]

I think it has to do with being an aggressive and discourteous driver. These are not the traits that Christ would generally be assumed to promote.

[DangerSeeker]

To quote the Cannonball Run:
"THey're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari they can do it faster."

[ratm1966]

It's that they are breaking the law and yet they are supposed to be good christians because they have a [censored] fish on the back of their car. "Oh look at me. I am a christian and I could give two shits about setting the right example for others to follow."

[karmattack]

Hey, I don't know any Christians who do that. Of course, by that I mean I don't know any Christians who DON'T do that.

[ratm1966]

You know, I used to go to church and believe in all of that bullshit, but then things started happening. No, I wasn't an alterboy in the Catholic Church.

First, my neighbors up in WA were supposed to be these really religious people that would even go to third world countries and teach the bible. Their son and I were looking for a game in their closet and what else did we find? A box of pictures of his mom naked and in a lot of different poses.

Second, my parents were in a good church, but then they wanted to add on to the building. Unbeknownst to the congregation, the pastor hired a company owned by his dad. They fixed the books and embezzled a lot of money.

Third, the same church refused to help my dad run a food service that collected donated food and delivered it to the needy. They had better things to do with their money. After the charity work made the papers and radio stations, the pastor tried to tell the congregation they were doing the devils work. What bullshit.

It is bullshit like this along with all of the other crap in the news like Catholic Priest doing little boys that goes to show how phoney religions really are.

I will once again bless you all with my quote on religions.....

"Religions are like sexual positions. It doesn't matter which one you chose, because they will all get you off."

[Zens_7s]

My pastor (male and married) had an affair with the assisstant pastor (female and single). He left his wife after years of the affair and dumped her with two teenagers and debt. He moved to a different town, married the other woman, and never communicates with his children. He is still a pastor.

It did a good job of showing me how hypocritical people can be.

[Matt1]

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First, my neighbors up in WA were supposed to be these really religious people that would even go to third world countries and teach the bible. Their son and I were looking for a game in their closet and what else did we find? A box of pictures of his mom naked and in a lot of different poses.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't even know why I'm saying anything, since I'm not religous at all and don't really know or care about the people in question, but why can't somebody be religous and have a rambunctious sex life? Or were they the kind of people who would openly condem that kind of thing, and therefore hypocrites?

[Matthew]

It's sad that this happens, but the most attrocious part is that the man is still a pastor! IMO the church should be taking care of the wife and kids, and that pastor needs to be ousted.

Secondly, I hate that (some) people will look at your pastor's actions, and say "I don't want any part of Christianity."

There was a pastor in a church that I used to attend who had an affair, and admitted it to the WHOLE church, and stepped down. His wife forgave him, and they went to counselling. He is still not a pastor, but is a man who has character!

Yes, he cheated on his wife, but imagine... he admitted it, changed, and did the right thing!

[ratm1966]

They were very open about condemning behavior like that.