View Full Version : Jennifer Schwalbach aka Mrs. Smith
marksiwel
11-27-2003, 05:13 PM
Anyone see the photo on www.newsaskew.com (http://www.newsaskew.com) of Kevin Smiths wife NUDE!
Let me just say this, lucky bastard.
Razorback
11-27-2003, 06:17 PM
Woah.
RB
Omaru
11-27-2003, 07:09 PM
Holy Moley.
Remission
11-27-2003, 09:48 PM
Yipes! Some people have all the luck.
Mighty_Wingman
11-27-2003, 10:00 PM
If you're talking about K.S.
It's not luck it's talent. That man can rap.
If you're talking about the guy dressed as Superman .
you're right .
Droogan_Leader
11-27-2003, 10:16 PM
I don't think I'd be secure enough to post a naked pic of my wife on my website for all to see. Actually, I know I wouldn't.
She is magically babealicious though. If she were a president, her name would be Babebraham Lincoln. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
Mighty_Wingman
11-27-2003, 10:23 PM
If she were president right now she'd be Georgia Bush.
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wow...
Makes you want to break a Commandment... My hat's off to Kevin- lucky, lucky man. And damn secure, too! I love my girl, she's drop dead gorgeous, extremely intelligent, and we have been together for a long time, but I don't think I could handle millions of guys checking her out in her birthday suit. Like I said, my hat's off to you, Kevin.
Robbo_the_Hood
11-28-2003, 12:27 PM
I understand Playboy is an artsy mag and all, but it would have made for a better picture if Kev himself was in the Superman outfit. What a great opportunity to break down the image that all Americans have to be skinny and beautiful wasted.
It's good I don't have to worry about such things.
Droogan_Leader
11-28-2003, 01:08 PM
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all Americans have to be skinny and beautiful wasted
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Well, let's face it--most of the people who will get off to Kevin's wife come January will be obese by scientific standards.
I think you're right, Robbo, but the day Hugh Heffner has an overweight person in his magazine is the day I'll ride a flying pig down to hell and have a skate around Satan's new ice skating rink.
Omaru
11-28-2003, 02:54 PM
Playboy seems to make some females look less attractive than they do on tv though. I remember fantasising about 10 years ago what Tia Carrere looked like nude, then I by chance saw her on the cover of playboy of the Jan edition this year, and was dissapointed overall. Torrie Wilson also looks better clothed, and Chyna never looked good, what were they thinking? or was that for the homoerotic readers who like their females with chiselled square jawed chins?
Matthew
11-28-2003, 09:22 PM
I have never in all my time here on the poopshoot forum made 1 reference to J&SB, so forgive me ahead of time..
"How can that tubby bitch get such a beautiful babe like that".
There, now I am done for another 600 posts or so.
Matt1
11-29-2003, 12:49 AM
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Woah.
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I second that.
karmattack
12-01-2003, 04:02 PM
I second seconding that.
jjcourtright
12-01-2003, 04:08 PM
I can't see it. Stupid government computers. moviepoopshoot.com - cool
viewaskew.com - cool
newsaskew.com - access denied due to humor, mature.
karmattack
12-01-2003, 04:13 PM
I work on a few government computers and none of them limit me. Hah hah! My government can beat up your government! Well, wait...
jjcourtright
12-01-2003, 04:22 PM
Puny city government of yours ain't got nothing on my all-powerful US government.
marksiwel
12-01-2003, 04:35 PM
ANyone want to scan the playboy issue and post the rest of her photos online? Anyone? hmmmmmm?
For truely educational purposes, I SWEAR. Okay you got me, I wanted a freak peek at her jumblies. ALso I hear tell Spike Jonze took some photos as well. Or was it Spike Jonez. DA DA DUM!!!!
karmattack
12-01-2003, 04:50 PM
Unless I am poorly informed, there is only one picture. It was supposed to be one in a series of celebs or celeb's wives or something.
jjcourtright
12-01-2003, 04:54 PM
Is it even going to be in the mag? I had heard that playboy.com did shoots shot by celebs. <-----That is a terrible sentence. I think Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus aka Ol' Dirty Bastard did a shoot for them. I assumed Kevin was doing the same thing.
karmattack
12-01-2003, 05:07 PM
Yeah, that was it. It was a series of shots done by celebs. Kevin chose his wife as a subject. I'm actually interested to see who all is in the series. Normally I couldn't give two poops or a hoola hoop about Playboy.
ILovePapaSmurf
12-01-2003, 05:13 PM
<font color="purple">Kevin went into detail, somewhat, about how he got his wife to do playboy at the Dogma screening. It was actually her idea, not Kevs.
As far as I know, it is in the Jan. issue of Playboy. I think a friend of mine subs. to it. I'll let you all know for sure if I feel like asking. </font color>
Denyse
12-01-2003, 05:19 PM
That was the only published photo...The rest are on display only at Casa de Smith...
Yeah, it's just the one shot that's in the magazine, As far as the other "celeb" photogs, i they dont really stand out that much, i think that McG had one, as well as Spike Lee, in fact come to think of it, the series may have been all directors. But most of them are just one shot per "cameraman".
Dave
Wow, a whole bunch of lurkers viewing this thread...
YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED!!!
RUN!!!
http://dongyrn.thegrahamdesign.com/images/CHOPPA-1.jpg
Edit: I see you, too, Mr Duck ;)
Damn, McDuck! You're spending an awful lot of time in this thread. ;)
UncaScroogeMcD
01-13-2008, 09:29 AM
Damn, McDuck! You're spending an awful lot of time in this thread. ;)
Hypocrite. ;)
odd, this is old news.
but, hey naked pictures.........
Somebody has been parked in this thread for over a week now.
I'm wondering if they had a heart attack whilst masterbating...
BOP TILL U DROP
03-26-2008, 03:41 PM
mrs. smith really isn't that hot. shes like...average.
Aaron
03-26-2008, 03:43 PM
I still haven't seen her nudie pics.
But from what I've seen of her in a cat-suit... meh
ZBarclay
03-26-2008, 03:49 PM
She's bony. Aaron? Are you related?
Aaron
03-26-2008, 03:53 PM
Talk to your girl about my bone.
Killer Dyller
03-26-2008, 03:55 PM
Talk to your girl about my bone.
HAHAHHAHAHA
ZBarclay
03-26-2008, 04:06 PM
Talk to your girl about my bone.
Talk to her about it? I sometimes threaten her with it.
"If you don't make me some pie woman, I'm going to leave you and you'll be forced to have sex with someone like Aaron."
karmattack
03-26-2008, 04:11 PM
Talk to her about it? I sometimes threaten her with it.
"If you don't make me some pie woman, I'm going to leave you and you'll be forced to have sex with someone like Aaron."
[shakes head]
[in best parental voice:] It's not that I'm upset. I'm just "disappointed." A comeback like that? You are capable of so much better.
ZBarclay
03-26-2008, 04:13 PM
[shakes head]
[in best parental voice:] It's not that I'm upset. I'm just "disappointed." A comeback like that? You are capable of so much better.
I was trying something new...
Aaron
03-26-2008, 04:14 PM
I was trying something new...
Comedy?
ZBarclay
03-26-2008, 04:18 PM
Comedy?
Where'd you learn that word?
Threadkiller
03-26-2008, 04:33 PM
Where'd you learn that word?
You sure you want him to answer that? I think he's taken you to school enough already. :)
And that my friends, is why I don't usually engage in these verbal sparring matches. Thank you and good night.
Aaron
03-26-2008, 04:37 PM
:D
He knows I love him though.
Which is a shame.
ZBarclay
03-27-2008, 02:11 AM
:D
He knows I love him though.
Which is a shame.
You know it #2. You're my boy.
Man, you lurkers just can't get enough of this thread...
Maybe it should be a sticky. :eek:
HA!
You're spending a LOT of time in this thread, Aaron... ;)
http://bottleofblog.typepad.com/bottleofblog/images/wombat.jpeg
Shäne
11-28-2008, 12:04 AM
Hey lurkers, how's this for Mrs. Smith?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d122/hot143chocolate/MrMrsSmith.jpg
Armpit Rocket
11-30-2008, 10:21 PM
How has noone posted the pic of Mrs. Smith as Lois Lane?
Now I feel like a creep after even looking at this thread, hahaha.
Shäne
11-30-2008, 10:24 PM
How has noone posted the pic of Mrs. Smith as Lois Lane?
Because that's what the lurkers want us to do.
Armpit Rocket
12-01-2008, 01:17 PM
Because that's what the lurkers want us to do.
Well then allow me to give them a hand.:D
http://s385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/tortado258/th_giveemahand.jpg
Honestly, this thread should be stickied at the top. There is always someone lurking in here...
Hehe... sticky.
Firestone2489
12-29-2008, 04:01 PM
By-tor will contribute the adhesive.
By-tor
12-29-2008, 04:04 PM
By-tor will contribute the adhesive.Workin' on it right now. :D
Jaysus, you lurking bastard! Aren't you worried about chafing? Damn...
Firestone2489
12-30-2008, 12:29 AM
His member must be pretty callused by now.
BOP TILL U DROP
12-30-2008, 02:13 AM
What the heck is going on in here?
donkey
12-30-2008, 10:41 AM
http://s385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/tortado258/th_giveemahand.jpg
HAWT!
Lotism
12-30-2008, 02:43 PM
I don't see the picture.
Okay lurkers, here's a link (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg) since you seem to be hell bent on oggling the Big Man's wife...
;)
By-tor
07-26-2009, 11:33 AM
Okay lurkers, here's a link (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg) since you seem to be hell bent on oggling the Big Man's wife...
;)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3/phitdemon/35-1.jpg
ZBarclay
07-26-2009, 02:03 PM
Okay lurkers, here's a link (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg) since you seem to be hell bent on oggling the Big Man's wife...
;)
If he knew we existed...he might be offended...since he doesn't partake in our little community, nor know of our in-jokes. Sinner.
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Sharp-O
08-16-2010, 08:11 AM
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/anteater.jpg
That made me laugh so hard :D
Cuclean
08-16-2010, 09:01 AM
If he knew we existed...he might be offended...since he doesn't partake in our little community, nor know of our in-jokes. Sinner.
For a second there I thought he had removed his personal vow of silence.
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