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Jack_Sparrow

11-26-2003, 06:24 PM

WEDGE-PROOF UNDERWEAR
This simple, yet effective, device prevents "wedging" of undergarments. It is effective for all types of "wedging", from natural "ride-up" to sudden bully-induced trauma wedging.
Fully adjustable and machine washable, wedge-proof underwear lets you stroll confidently, even when there are large groups of dim-witted, attention seeking bullies lurking about.

a) heavy duty reinforced waistband
b) high tension socks
c) adjustable straps

http://members.toast.net/saddletrout/wedgeless.gif

Droogan_Leader

11-26-2003, 06:36 PM

Um, how does the heavy duty reinforced waistband keep your undies from wedging up between your buttcheeks? The sides of your underwear can stay where they are, even if someone decides to give you a wedgie, but it doesn't safeguard you from the sweaty "I've been sitting down too long my butt went to sleep" wedgies that happen all too often.

Jack_Sparrow

11-26-2003, 06:54 PM

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Um, how does the heavy duty reinforced waistband keep your undies from wedging up between your buttcheeks? The sides of your underwear can stay where they are, even if someone decides to give you a wedgie, but it doesn't safeguard you from the sweaty "I've been sitting down too long my butt went to sleep" wedgies that happen all too often.

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It was supposed to be funny, tuff room ?

Droogan_Leader

11-26-2003, 06:57 PM

You mean you don't take wedgies seriously? The schoolyard is a battleground, my friend. Open your eyes.

Jack_Sparrow

11-26-2003, 07:00 PM

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You mean you don't take wedgies seriously? The schoolyard is a battleground, my friend. Open your eyes.

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Dude i was the wedger, never the wedgee /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Only kiddin dude /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Droogan_Leader

11-26-2003, 07:09 PM

Wedgers unite! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

psychofiend

11-26-2003, 08:46 PM

I think that Jack has such a large amount of extra time that he will soon enough be a god, because he will make an invention to be one.

karmattack

11-26-2003, 09:00 PM

Gotta admit, man. That is funny. Though, I thoroughly expected this to be about...
http://www.realdoll.com/image/stacy/s04.jpg

Omaru

11-26-2003, 09:06 PM

That reminds me of the time Stimpy made those stand up socks you could always try applying coats of varnish or glue to unies to give them that stiffness, if else fails, you could starch them and bam! thanks to the new non wedginess. No shit stains in lazy people's undies.

JIM

11-26-2003, 11:01 PM

Holy Shit! They made a Jennifer Love-Hewitt doll!
God... I hate her...

Droogan_Leader

11-27-2003, 10:07 AM

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I thoroughly expected this to be about...

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I just have to post this.

Realdoll Features:
Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
Durable - long life silicone rubber
Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
Odorless and Flavorless
Flexible - wide range of joint movement
Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
Convenient - always ready & available
Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives

psychofiend

11-27-2003, 10:49 AM

I think we all need help here...

Mighty_Wingman

11-27-2003, 09:37 PM

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I think we all need help here.

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Psycho ,
The web address for the real doll is on the picture and I hear they make male versions too.

Remission

11-27-2003, 09:41 PM

Cheap shot

Droogan_Leader

11-27-2003, 09:42 PM

Yes, bad form, bad form.

Mighty_Wingman

11-27-2003, 09:50 PM

Okay so which one of you guys is Batman and which one is Robin ? Or is it Gary and Ace ?

Also, I've noticed - when reading the older threads - that those who took up for Psycho often regretted it later.

Remission

11-27-2003, 09:55 PM

Can I be Gary?

Droogan_Leader

11-27-2003, 10:02 PM

I don't pity psychofiend--he can fend for himself. I just don't like to kick a guy [too many times] when he's already down. It's like shooting fish in a barrel--no challenge involved, see?

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Can I be Gary?

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Oh, so I'm Ace?

"Don't play with it, Gary--stick it in, just stick it in!"

Mighty_Wingman

11-27-2003, 10:06 PM

Droogan,
Fair enough, and you're right that was too easy.

Droogan_Leader

11-27-2003, 10:18 PM

Yeah, it's nothing personal, man. We rate each others' insults all the time. It keeps things in perspective /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

psychofiend

11-28-2003, 09:38 AM

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The web address for the real doll is on the picture and I hear they make male versions too.

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So mighty Wingman wants an early christmas present, huh?? Why is that? Is the dildo not as much fun for ya. Well, don't ask me to buy you the doll, ask Santa.

Mighty_Wingman

11-28-2003, 10:28 PM

What's a dildo ? Is that one of those things you're always asking your girlfreind to use on you ?

psychofiend

11-29-2003, 12:17 PM

I think he is telling us all about what he did last night and putting my name in... What kinda sick fiend would do such a thing??

Mighty_Wingman

11-29-2003, 12:23 PM

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What kinda sick fiend would do such a thing ?

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Uhhh ? a Psychofiend ?

psychofiend

11-29-2003, 01:24 PM

Mighty Wingman, I think with a name like your you would only be more flamboyant if you had a picture of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in your avatar.