Why do I have to see the Dixie Chicks nekkid?!? [Archive]

irwin1227

04-24-2003, 08:12 PM

1. Serious airbrushing going on.
2. If you can cover your entire set with your hands, you need surgery.
3. The dark haired one looks like a man.
4. Theyre country...so they still stink.

Adam_Poch

04-24-2003, 08:12 PM

The cover is actually kinda funny. "Dixie Sluts"? Pure gold.

Spike_Spiegel

04-24-2003, 08:20 PM

This is so confusing I'm speechless. I think someone needs to make some vulgar comments about the word "PEACE" hanging over her vagina. Some red neck is probably thinking to himself. "I'd Like to get a PEACE of that. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif "

irwin1227

04-24-2003, 08:23 PM

I have a problem with taking back what they said. You know you meant it when you said it, why back down now?

The interview and this cover is just the record company trying to protect their investment.

MattSinger

04-25-2003, 12:51 AM

...why are they so airbrushed that their flesh seems as buffed and polished as a bowling ball?

04-25-2003, 01:22 AM

doncha love Photoshop?

Yep, I'm from Texas, but I'm more of a Gibby Haynes fan...

Robbo_the_Hood

04-25-2003, 03:12 AM

allow me to paraphrase: Sometimes I like them arty and airbrushed, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time, sometimes, not often, but sometimes I like the idea of a girl with a horse.

Let's review.
Fact 1. They are very airbrushed
Fact 2. Oh, yeah. An all girl three way.
Fact 3. They are country artists. A little equestrian love can't be far behind.

This is the best issue of Penthouse ever.

Razorback

04-25-2003, 05:45 AM

Airbush... photoshop... horseshit.

RB

Razorback

04-25-2003, 05:48 AM

Agreed... had they just come out and said "Yeah, that's right! Dubya is an idiot and we hate his pimply ass!" I would respect that more than this mother-of-all-backtracks.

RB

dEnny

04-25-2003, 09:15 AM

1. But you don't seem to mind it in your porn.

2. How very rude of you! Please post a picture of yourself for us to critique, I'm sure we can find some procedures you require. And while you're at it a picture of your wife...see how you like it when people comment on your woman (I assume you are married since a hobby of yours is parenthood).

3. And she can probably knock the snot out of you.

4. I'm not even a fan of the Dixie Chicks, but I'm so tired of people posting rude crap like this.

jjcourtright

04-25-2003, 10:07 AM

I thought that one of the Dixie Chicks always had to be pregnant. I thought that it was written into their contract. That was their thing. It is like when Moe was on the Little Rascals and his thing was that he always gets exhaust blown into his face. The Dixie Chicks thing is that one of them is always pregnant. No pregnant Dixie Chicks, what is this world coming to.

brycejmcewen

04-25-2003, 10:07 AM

i dont know why people knock the dixie chicks for being airbrushed, its not like they went to entertainment weekly's office, kicked out the graphic artists, sat down with photoshop and airbrushed themselves. they really have no control over what happens to the pictures after they leave the photoshoot.

ryall, i have a question for you.

in your article about madonna not releasing her video, you said she didn't wanna get "dixie chicked" in the little blurb before the article. did you make that up youself? cause yesterday on "the alphabet" (wow, i can be a hollywood gossip writer!) during the dixie chick special, they made a remark about how the phrase "being dixie chicked" is starting to be used. so, did you start that saying, or did you "borrow" it from somewhere?

as soon as i heard them say that, i thought of the poop shoot, and then i thought of this site...which is quite disturbing...

jjcourtright

04-25-2003, 10:13 AM

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as soon as i heard them say that, i thought of the poop shoot, and then i thought of this site...which is quite disturbing...

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So, to you getting "Dixie Chicked" means taking it in the ass?...Well it is kind of appropriate to the way they got screwed by America.

irwin1227

04-25-2003, 10:26 AM

I would apologize for my comments, but I wont. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

If you dont like my criticism tough shite. Theres more coming - a lot more.

DangerSeeker

04-25-2003, 11:30 AM

I go to karaoke every so often, and as such have finally been forced to get at least a little appreciation for country music, but this pic...

There's just something about three nekkid girls, even if one of them looks like Lisa Marie Presley on a bad morning. I guarantee the intern who wrote all of that stuff on them isn't voting Republican in the next election.

Dave

04-25-2003, 12:45 PM

I'm not sure how they got screwed by America (although that would make it the worlds biggest gang bang no doubt. Take That Houston! 500 ain't shit!) They said some shit that their fanbase didn't like, and suffered for it. As Americans they have the right to say whatever the [censored] they want, and their fans have a right to boycott them if they don't like what their saying. They are country musicans after all, they should have know what was going to happen. As a resident of the Deep South, I can tell you that country music fans are not the most tolerant folks ever, but then they don't have to be, do they. Me, i could give two shits about them, as i'm not into that sound. If i have to listen to country give me the classics, George Jones, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash. And don't tell me that it's a consperacy with clearchannel and the bush admin., because that is just crap.

Walker

dEnny

04-25-2003, 12:46 PM

I don't remember asking for an apology, those are your comments stick to them.

I think you have every right to voice your criticism regardless of how ignorant and thoughtless they are.

I look forward to reading more crap being spewn from your mouth.

Razorback

04-25-2003, 12:52 PM

They got screwed by America? LOL! Funny stuff.

They attacked the President and their fan base, mostly supporters of the President, stopped buying their product. Seems like the Dixie Chicks need a lesson in market economy. Scratch that, they just got their lesson.

RB

DangerSeeker

04-25-2003, 01:01 PM

"They got screwed by America? LOL! Funny stuff."

Yeah, don't you remember? It was called "The Great Texas Bukakke." It was around the time they lost all that weight, then put it on, but seemed to have a better skin tone suddenly.

I disgust myself

irwin1227

04-25-2003, 01:56 PM

I think someone is just too sensitive over the damn Dixie Chicks. Sit back guy. Relax and have a frappacino. Get a sense of humor.

Being ignorant is calling out for pictures of my wife. That had no bearing on the discussion, nor do I like people calling out my family anyways.

As far as the Chicks go, this is just a way for them to "kiss up" so their tour isnt one big protest. If you want a better, less exploitive cover...have them fully clothed with tape on their mouths.

So I disagree with you.

Razorback

04-25-2003, 02:29 PM

I like how the fat one is really skinny in that picture. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

dEnny

04-25-2003, 03:08 PM

Oh, your comments were supposed to be humorous...you may want to work on your jokes then; they aren't funny and that's the key to making humorous comments.

As I said I don't even like the Dixie Chicks (they rank up there with Britney, N'Sync and Backstreet), it's more the thoughtless and ignorant things some guys say about women that irritate me. You didn't criticize their methods in that post, you criticized their looks.

The Dixie Chicks have families too. The photo being airbrushed, the size of their breasts, or your opinion on how manly they are has nothing to do with the topic of the article. The point being treat others with the same respect you would want your family treated.

Dave

04-25-2003, 03:16 PM

so we are supposed to censor everything we say so we won't offend someones family who may or maynot hear (or in this case read) what we say about them. I don't think so.

irwin1227

04-25-2003, 03:26 PM

If you dont want your looks scrutinized, then dont appear NUDE on the cover of a magazine. Isnt that obvious?

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dEnny

04-25-2003, 03:31 PM

Yeah, because being thoughtful about your comments and sticking to the topic for why they are appearing in the magazine is the same thing as censorship.

DarthMaulRat

04-25-2003, 03:33 PM

The only lesson I've learned is that most celebrities think they can fit on a band wagon well after it's full. It's fine to hear a celeb opinion every now and then on current issues, but this time around every single person wanted to be heard.

I think the Dixie Chick's are number three on the "Me Too!" list of stupid things said.

Number two belongs to Michael Moore, whose Oscar speech was little more than a cry for attention. His opinion on the war only depended on what would make him a more controversial person.

Number one is easily Madonna and her stupid music video that must have been directed by an 8-year old. She doesn't approve the war so she throws a grenade in President Bush's lap. HAHAHAHA Ha ha F*n ha! How do you come up with your witty and opinionated material, Madonna? Did you look at what the rest of Hollywood was doing and then find some jokes from a Highlights magazine?

Sorry if I sound pissed off, it's probably BECAUSE I AM!!!! I hate people who can't think for themselves.

Razorback

04-25-2003, 03:55 PM

"Censorship" is the new "O.P.P." of this generation. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

ScottTipton

04-25-2003, 05:36 PM

When I wrote the headline, I hadn't heard anyone use "Dixie Chicked" before. Good or bad, the joke was mine. I've since seen the term pop up here and there on the 'Net, but I sincerely doubt that anyone picked up the term from us. I think it's more a case of similarly deadline-based writers looking for the quick joke.

Scott
Movie Poop News Guy

Tongue

05-03-2003, 01:20 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dixie Chicks nekkid mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Am I shallow? Do I care?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmDixie Chicks nekkid mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Comicgirl1972

06-02-2003, 01:05 AM

Oh for Pete's sake if you're going to appear nude in a national magazine expect to get picked on. And in my book this is no better than posing nude for anyother magazine. I mean why didn't they just do a lay out for Playboy. Ya RB the chick in the middle was fat gee what like a week ago? I want to know what diet she's on. Oh and don't stick your nose up at your fans and then expect them to buy your album. Besides I like country and I think the Dixie Chicks suck

johnbamforth

06-02-2003, 03:21 AM

where they get naked at lol

colcake

06-03-2003, 10:04 PM

Haha yes Just going to say I like the one thats short fat and Evil! We fought off the japs in World war 2 so little losers like this can [censored] up our country from the inside!

Tongue

06-04-2003, 03:15 PM

I'm sorry , I thought that the United States was the land of the free and that one of your amendments was the Freedom of Speech? Surely they are just exercising their right to that? As are you of course so you have to admire the irony of this all.

Robbo_the_Hood

05-17-2006, 12:32 PM

Hey, Lurker. What are you trying to find?

TLS

05-17-2006, 01:21 PM

Hey, Lurker. What are you trying to find?
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the lurker searched for 'nekkid chicks' and got this thread.

No nekkid chicks here, go away perv.

Dave

05-17-2006, 04:59 PM

Well since this thread came up, Did anyone catch the Dixie Chicks on 60 minutes last sunday? It was a pretty good puff piece, i'm not sure how good Natalie Maynes (sp?) came off by calling country music fans rednecks, but other than that, solid.

jjcourtright

05-17-2006, 05:05 PM

I thought that country music fans revelled in being called rednecks. Isn't that what the whole Blue Collar Comedy tour is about?

Dave

05-17-2006, 05:10 PM

I think they like it good naturedly, If you saw the interview, it was clearly not the case with her.

DangerSeeker

05-17-2006, 05:25 PM

Blue collar, red neck, white wife beater, them good ole boys is a walkin' talkin' American flag!

Dave

05-17-2006, 05:33 PM

DangerSeeker

05-17-2006, 05:52 PM

Cover your nips, allow the pits to drip / air dry instead of towel dry.

karmattack

05-17-2006, 06:12 PM

I think they like it good naturedly, If you saw the interview, it was clearly not the case with her.
I think that's kind of like Americanos Africanos dropping the N-bomb vs. Whitey dropping it.

It's like Chris Rock's point. You can call your own kids stupid, but as soon as someone else calls them stupid, it's on.

Dave

05-18-2006, 11:53 AM

Cover your nips, allow the pits to drip / air dry instead of towel dry.

Ahhhh. What with the humidity around here, there is no such thing as Air Dry in the pit area.... hence the need for full coverage...

DangerSeeker

05-18-2006, 12:20 PM

But nothing feels quite like a soft breeze over the moist under-area.

Dave

05-18-2006, 12:23 PM

are you still talking about armpits?

DangerSeeker

05-18-2006, 01:31 PM

I will neither confirm nor deny, but one could still arguably call it a wife-beater.

I guess it could be called a ban-stick now, as well?

jjcourtright

05-18-2006, 02:14 PM

would someone explain the wife beater t-shirt to me..... I don't get it. For me the point of the T-shirt is that it keeps your pit sweat off of your shirts... Clearly the wifebeater doesn't serve that function. So what is it's purpose?I don't like wearing two sleeves at the same time. Weirds me out in an OCD kind of way. That's why I like the wife-beater.

Psyche

05-18-2006, 02:48 PM

I like how the fat one is really skinny in that picture. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

just reading this now..3 years later i'll forgive this comment b/c i think none of them are fat =p

Zens7s

05-23-2006, 10:03 AM

I don't like wearing two sleeves at the same time. Weirds me out in an OCD kind of way. That's why I like the wife-beater.
I have often wondered how guys double up like that also. I would think it would feel bulky.

Jason_Brown

05-23-2006, 10:32 AM

I have often wondered how guys double up like that also. I would think it would feel bulky.
Nah. You don't even notice it. Men's dress shirts are pretty thin. Hence the need for the undershirt. No undershirt = exposed nips (with white dress shirts anyway).

Zens7s

05-23-2006, 10:34 AM

Nah. You don't even notice it. Men's dress shirts are pretty thin. Hence the need for the undershirt. No undershirt = exposed nips (with white dress shirts anyway).
Good point. And also if you have chest hair it looks bad popping out the top of a shirt.

Robbo_the_Hood

05-23-2006, 10:37 AM

Good point. And also if you have chest hair it looks bad popping out the top of a shirt.Allow me to repeat myself; I thought you people liked that.

By-tor

05-23-2006, 10:39 AM

Allow me to repeat myself; I thought you people liked that.Yeah, what he said. Damn the mixed signals!!!

jjcourtright

05-23-2006, 02:11 PM

No undershirt = exposed nips (with white dress shirts anyway).And that's why I wear wife-beaters when dressing up.

Jason_Brown

05-23-2006, 02:28 PM

And that's why I wear wife-beaters when dressing up.
Fair enough. If you wear dress shirts every day, though, you gotta go with the t-shirt, or you eventually end up with the dreaded pit stains on your dress shirt. The t-shirt is sacrificed to the pits, so that the dress shirt may live.

VIVA LA DRESS SHIRT!