jay and silent bob [Archive] - FRED Entertainment

khisanth

11-25-2003, 07:10 PM

yo people wat do yall think bout jay and silent bob? i think it is cool but wat do you think bout it ?

Droogan_Leader

11-25-2003, 07:16 PM

If you're gonna go for it, you might as well go all the way. I was hoping you'd call us names, or at least try to offend us in some way. What were you thinking?

psychofiend

11-25-2003, 07:20 PM

You bastard! Look how many people make posts like these. Why couldn't you have just put one of those sentiments in one of the already existing boards. Oh yeah and by the way... welcome /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 07:27 PM

*Hands Droogan a pitchfork* I thought we chased most of these out of town. *Lights psychofiend's torch* Maybe if we hang their heads on spikes at the entrance to town it might discourage them more.

Droogan_Leader

11-25-2003, 07:33 PM

*Turns down the pitchfork*

"It's okay, FanGirl, I've got my boomstick.."

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 07:44 PM

Suit yourself.

*Turns and looks for Razorback to offer it to him*

ILovePapaSmurf

11-25-2003, 07:51 PM

Humm....I feel like another moviepoopshoot.com spanish lesson is coming along.

psychofiend

11-25-2003, 07:51 PM

I have my own sword, but thanks. I acquired the sword at the Medievil fair.

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 08:10 PM

*Holding a pitch fork and a torch*
I just look silly now.

psychofiend

11-25-2003, 08:17 PM

Nah, I think a chick with weapons is kinda cute. Who am I to talk thoough, the only chicks who like me are psychotic Punks.

Droogan_Leader

11-25-2003, 08:23 PM

Don't be hurt, FanGirl, I thought you'd like it if our lynch mob went with the whole Army of Darkness motif.

If you don't like that, we could just burn him Holy Grail style. You might look weird standing there with a pitchfork and torch, but if you start yelling, "Burn him!" nobody'll notice /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

"Now, why do you burn witches?"

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 08:27 PM

*Flame from torch accidentally sets hair of Smurfy on fire. Puts out quickly and brushes her off*

Sorry! I should have known you'd bring your own weapons.

*Tries to blow out torch and flame kicks up*

Will someone please take this torch off my hands?

ILovePapaSmurf

11-25-2003, 08:56 PM

My poor hair. I just bought it yesterday! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

I'll take the torch. I can speak and hold items at the same time! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Matt1

11-25-2003, 09:00 PM

You guys stick with what you've got. I have my handy-dandy prosthetic leg to bludgeon people with.

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 09:14 PM

*Looks around to see poor Smurfy's hair still smoking*

Okay, well, this motley crew *turn to Droogan as he is about to open his mouth to sing a motely crew song* Don't even think about it. As I was saying, it seems we have scared him off. Everyone back to business. We'll re-assemble if he comes back or another one of his kind.

Matt1

11-25-2003, 09:17 PM

At the time when we do re-assemble, can I yell, "POOP-SHOOTERS ASSSEMBLE!" Please?

FanGirl

11-25-2003, 09:23 PM

*Looks to Matt who is holding a prosthetic leg and waiving it like a baseball bat*

Absolutely. Now put the leg down before someone...

*Leg slips out of his hand and thwacks poor smurfy in the hand causing her to drop the torch which is now burning the ground around them*

Okay...no torches next time....does anyone have a bucket of water?

Matthew

11-26-2003, 12:30 AM

:Arrives late because he was at the bar...

"Guys, you promised to wait before you started anything on fire... "

:looks around "Oh"

"I couldn't find any water, but I gotta piss really bad..."

"Damn it Matt, I told you to keep that leg in your pants."

in_diana_jones

11-26-2003, 04:02 PM

or you guys could not write in stupid posts like these...these people just like write 1 thing and it's about jay and silent bob, then they leave anyways so let them die out shorter /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

FanGirl

11-26-2003, 05:09 PM

*watches as In Diana Jones catches on fire*

What fun would that be? oh and you are so on fire.

*uses pitchfork to throw dirt on jones to put out fire*

Mighty_Wingman

11-26-2003, 05:29 PM

Did anyone think to bring marshmellows ?

karmattack

11-26-2003, 05:34 PM

AH! A talking fireball! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

FanGirl

11-26-2003, 05:41 PM

*Flames start to rise*
You are in charge of bring marshmellows next time then.
Seriously, we need some water over here!

karmattack

11-26-2003, 05:49 PM

bucket of water.......bucket of water....hmm....

would this fire extinguisher work?
[grabs canister]

Whoa! That's cold!

[warms hands on rising flames]

EternalStrife

11-26-2003, 05:54 PM

Here now. I've got a bucket of water.

*Throws contents of bucket at fire. Flames burn brighter as the liguid touched the fire.*

Alright now! Which idiot replaced my bucket of water with gasoline?

ILovePapaSmurf

11-26-2003, 05:57 PM

It was me. I thought it was water even though it said Gasoline on the canaster. Sorry.

karmattack

11-26-2003, 06:00 PM

[Recoils from the splash, points to label on the side of Eternal's bucket]

"Bacon grease."

Great, man. This is going to take forever to get out of my shirt.

Matthew

11-26-2003, 10:28 PM

Good God, look at Karma, he's on fire. Wait, mmmmmm bacon.

(grabs knife and fork..)

Man, Karma tastes just like chicken!

Droogan_Leader

11-27-2003, 10:40 AM

Hold on a second, karma...mmm...grease...

khisanth

11-27-2003, 01:12 PM

"goody goody food.. hmmm..." yum! turkey o well burn burn hahaha well lets eat people thanks giving be thanksful of turkey lol