Dear Santa...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Its my Kristina and I am writing you to ask you to give me only one thing for Christmas this year. I don't want coal or any barbies or any toys that talk, this is all I want... </font color>

http://www.manilowdirect.com/images/calendar.gif

<font color="purple">I promise that if you give this to me this year, I will limit my ability to flirt with men (unknown to me) and I promise to work at your workshop one day next year.

Thanks.

P.S. I'm making Chocolate Chip Cookies for you this year. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Matt1]

Wait, I'm confused. Do you want the calendar, or Manilow himself? Because I can easily arrange one of those gifts, and it's probably not the one you think it is.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I think it is pretty obvious on what I want silly. The calendar...






alright, I want manilow himself under my tree this year. </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

Barry Manilow? What has become of us? I remember the day when he was the Source for those before and after school bus riding insult sessions.

Am I to endorse this? Am I to glorify the one I once mocked so?

[Matthew]

Sings to ILovePapaSmurf in a very swooning voice, wearing just my jammies.


Chestnuts roasting on a open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
and folks dressed up like eskimos
everybody knows
a turkey and some misteltoe
help to make the season bright
tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
will find it hard to sleep tonight
they know that Santa's on his way
he's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
and every mother's child is going to spy
too see if reindeer even know how to fly
and so I'm offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
all though it's been said many times
many ways
Merry Christmas to you
and every mother's child is going to spy
too see if reindeer even know how to fly
and so I'm offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
all though it's been said many times
many ways
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you