Michael Jackson's new Web site

[Ryall]

Sorry, no pictures.

MJnews.com (http://www.MJnews.us)

[FanGirl]

Shouldn't a website called MJnews have at least some references to Peter Parker?

Uh huh..that's right. I am a geek. Couldn't resist making that joke. Sorry.

[Mighty_Wingman]

At least this time he's facing the charges instead of just saying here's a few million , now shut up.

[Bong_Boy]

Have'nt you heard M,J is skint

[Mighty_Wingman]

Will someone translate this for me ? Does anyone here speak Idiot ?

[Razorback]

The only thing that I can think of is that dippy meant to say "skinny" instead of "skint."

RB

[Omaru]

No Rb, skint = penniless (another 'great' brit slang) though I don't actually know if MJ is bankrupt as such or just low on cash.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yeah, I heard rumors of his declining album sales and extravagant spending habits catching up with him.

But let's be sure to check his site because we know that's the only reliable source of info. regarding Mike's current situation.

p.s.
If part of that sounded like sarcasm to you , give yourself 5 points.

[psychofiend]

Advice for Michael Jackson... STOP [censored] LITTLE BOYS!!

[Zens_7s]

If you go to Amazon they recommend "At Folsom Prison" and "When Your Child Has Been Molested : A Parent's Guide to Healing and Recovery" instead of Number Ones.


Amazon Recommendations (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000DJE9R/ref=pd_ts_m_39/002-3845612-9724015?v=glance&s=music&n=301668)

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">My boss at work made us listen to the Ones cd all flipping day. I did however manage to get to hear the 'Love Actually' soundtrack. Great cd. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

I just got the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack--I've been listening to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies all day! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

By the way, MJ will feel right at home in prison. He might start to miss his teeth after a while though.

Honestly, I think he's innocent. Truth is, he's rich and a hermit--two types the paparazzi love to smear. He's basically turned into a weirdo in their eyes, and they're loving every minute of this.

What I wonder is where all this commotion is originating from. All I've seen/heard are testimonies that Jackson is a decent guy.

[Matthew]

You have to admit though, that little letter is kind of heartfelt.

I know lot's of people who say he is innocent, and I am not sure. All I know is our court system says "Innocent until prove guilty".

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">You know the site was put up so people, media and fans can see his side and only his side to the whole mess. It is really sad that he has to stoop to a level to make a site to get his legion of fans back on his side. </font color>

[Matthew]

well, aren't trials public? I mean, could we go there and sit in ?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Due to the media exposure, I think it will be a closed case. As far as I know, I think Kobe Bryant's is going to be held in closed sessions as well. </font color>

[ratm1966]

MJ can't buy his way out. California changed their laws after the last MJ buy-off and they can still prosecute him and compell the kid to testify even if MJ pays off his family.

[psychofiend]

Michael Jackson is just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my life, I think that there should be a rule that no one can be around him under the age of 18 unless accompanied by an adult... kinda like and R rated movie.

[Droogan_Leader]

Psycho, you think MJ is weirder than Sloth?
http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/goonies/pics/sloth7.jpg

By the way, man, kickass sig! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[psychofiend]

Yes weirder than sloth... even weirder than Herbert West.

[Matt1]

I have to agree. I believe M.J. might be the weirdest person in the history of planet Earth. Liza Minelli and Howard Hughes are also close contenders, but I think Michael has them beat by a nose. A few noses actually.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">More than Carrot Top? </font color>

[Matt1]

With Carrot Top it's a schtick. With Mike, it's the real deal.

Seriously, I cannot think of anyone in the collective history of the world who out weirds Jackson. Any ideas?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">hummm..R. Kelly? </font color>

[Matt1]

Peeing and pooping on people is definetly up there on the weirdometer, but does he own the elephant man's bones? Has he turned his house into an amusement park? Is one of his good friends a monkey named Bubbles?

And say what you will about Kelly, his skin-tone has remained relatively constant over the years.