Wondering.....

[zhaoyun]

Hey all....if two girls like you very much , and you like the both of them very much right..? But you have to choose between the both of them....who would you choose...what would you do..?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Dude, what you need to do is book a date at the same resteraunt with both of them, one for 7:30 and one for 8:30. If TV has taught us anything it's that if something does go mildly wrong it will have hilarious results, and you'll come out looking like the loveable loser.

[Efexeye]

Damn, when did this place become the dating advisory board?

[psychofiend]

I don't know but self-loathing is a good way to get chicks. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[EternalStrife]

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if two girls like you very much

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Someone's very sure of himself.

[psychofiend]

My situation is more... truthful. I am infatuated with one girl, yet there is another who liked me. The one who likes me I like a little. But I want the one I am infatuated with.

[Zens_7s]

Who ever said you have to be committed to one person when you start dating. Jeez, just date them both. There isn't a rule against that...unless you are already hearing wedding bells and are WAY too focused on the outcome.

[Mighty_Wingman]

Psycho,
That's the eternal question isn't it ?
Start ignoring the one you want and give too much attention to the one you don't want. Crazy as it sounds it usually works. It's all about supply and demand.

[Matthew]

Right on!

Spend time with both! THere is nothing wrong with doing things with more than 1 person, there is no committment yet.

"If TV has taught us anything" you'll end up having sex with both, then several things may or may not happen.

[psychofiend]

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Psycho,
That's the eternal question isn't it ?
Start ignoring the one you want and give too much attention to the one you don't want. Crazy as it sounds it usually works. It's all about supply and demand.

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That is a bitchin' idea, I think I'll try that.

[Matt1]

I know you are in High school and gameplaying is the norm, but don't go down that route. If you want the one girl really bad, just tell her like a man. If you don't like the other girl that much, tell her like a man. Playing games is the shits. Rise above all that bullshit. It may not turn out super, but at least you'll be able to take a little pride in yourself.

[Droogan_Leader]

Matt1, I'd like to say that it was a privilege to read your post. That was a very Dude-like thing to say.

[psychofiend]

I don't give a shit about myself, I'm the butt of almost all of my jokes. I think I will play games it is fun to play games.

[Efexeye]

Playing games = immaturity and a setup for unhappiness. Just be honest and don't act like a lovestruck teenager, everything will work out ok....

[psychofiend]

It hasn't worked before (lovestruck teen thing), I think if I take a change and play games then it might work.

[Zens_7s]

Anybody who says they don't play mindgames with the opposite sex is full of shit. Not playing games and being "cool" is still a game. It is impossible to avoid. However, committing yourself too soon to someone just because you have a attraction to them is self-defeating. You have to figure out if that is just lust or a greater attraction...so play the field. If you like where it is going with one, then stop playing the field.

Letting one know about the other one and using them against each other is bullshit mind games however. Be a gentleman. If the girl is anything like me she cannot STAND competition she knows about. Normally jealousy is sexy, but for some of us it is a major turn-off. Keep it on the low-down.

[karmattack]

Somebody just watched Singles.

I don't think trying to be honest and forthright is a "game." A "facade" I could see. Game playing is usually paired up with lying, manipulating, controlling, cheating and/or being fake.
I think there's a way to be involved in love that, while it might still have a semblance of need or control, doesn't even belong on the same tier as game playing.

[Razorback]

I agree... I have a major crush on Zen but I can't act on it. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif That's a game not played, but still a game.

RB

[karmattack]

Two captains on the same ship, my friend.

[Razorback]

*evil laugh*

RB

[Zens_7s]

You two are so sweet!

[Gives both a kiss while they are trying to steer their ship in the shark and pirate infested waters.]

I think this plays into my whole Master and Commander/Damsel in Distress fantasy. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

[Razorback]

That is the same fantasy that I have! Except that I am the Master and the Commander fell of the boat... and the Damsel has been a very bad girl!

RB

[karmattack]

It's not a game.

[Razorback]

I'm glad we got that worked out.

RB

[Zens_7s]

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and the Damsel has been a very bad girl!


[/ QUOTE ] Odds have it this will work out well for you. It is the off-day that I am being a very good girl.

[Razorback]

I love it when a plan comes together.

RB

[ratm1966]

I say "Screw the games." I hate it when women play those types of games, so guys shouldn't either. My last girlfriend thought she would try playing the mind games. Little did she know, I was the master of the mind game and didn't play. I just told her to pack her bags and get out. I haven't seen or heard from her since.

Moral of the story....If you actually do like one of them, don't play the games. If she hates it when people play her like that, she could just up and kick you to the curb.

[Razorback]

Just remember that if you are not playing games then you are losing.

RB

[karmattack]

wouldn't it be:
you can't lose if you don't play any games.

[Razorback]

Nope... the game is always on. If you don't play then you forfeit.

RB

[karmattack]

Nuh-uh! I have a force field.

[Razorback]

At least you will be well protected from my victory dance.

RB

[psychofiend]

If you ask me, the start of a relationship is an endurance contest. At least it is for the chick I am in-[censored]-love with. It's all a contest to see who can go on without succombing to what we both want.

[Razorback]

You guys comb each other?

RB

[psychofiend]

We both want wild animal sex, but she's been [censored] over before so she keeps distant.

[jjcourtright]

I thought you were gay.!?

[Mighty_Wingman]

Yeah , but he lives in that river in northern Africa.

[psychofiend]

Uhhh... no, I'm straight. If you wanna know my typr, here it is: she has to be crazy, fun, exciting and a good bod helps.

[Droogan_Leader]

There are a few shemales on 5th avenue you should hook up with.

[psychofiend]

Fuck you.
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
oh yeah, and, by the way, FUCK YOU!!

[karmattack]

The way you're talking about fuckin Droogan, no wonder there's question about your orientation.

[Droogan_Leader]

Were you trying for an echo effect there?

[Remission]

Now I am getting turned on.

[in_diana_jones]

that's so bland and it's what every guy wants...

i want a girl who is intelligent(i hate the typical valley girl), spontaneous, witty, and caring...i'm not so big on looks...give me a girl with all of those qualities over a hot looking bitch anyday.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">That is very sweet d.

Since you described your perfect girl, here is my in vision of a perfect man.

He has to be smart, funny, and compassionate, has to like animals, has to be into movies, and has to like star wars, Indiana Jones and me of course. And I really do not have a problem with race or smokers at all. I am looking for a guy that is sort of the 'Alan Rickman' type. You know what I mean?
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[in_diana_jones]

hey i'm your man! although i don't look much like alan rickman...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Its ok, I can always take the picture that I have sitting on my dresser and paste it on your face. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Btw, it is from the people magazine last year when he was mistakenly put in the surprisingly sexy category. He is sexy; there is no doubt about it.</font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

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paste it on your face

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Smurfy, that was funny, I have to say--I know you didn't mean it that way, but you might as well of said, "Hey, you're not so bad with this bag over your head!" /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Maybe that was just me..

[Mighty_Wingman]

Nope.
It wasn't just you.

[karmattack]

I echo that sentiment.

[in_diana_jones]

i love the comedy relief from you boys.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Oh, thanks for making me sound like a bitch. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

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Oh, thanks

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Anytime!



Hey, in-diana-jones, if a girl walks up to you in a bar and starts coming onto you with a grocery bag in her hand, I'd run away /forums/images/icons/grin.gif Unless you actually like her screaming [insert TV personality crush here]'s name in those moments of deepest bliss..

Before you know it, you'll just be the one holding the 'Harrison Ford exact replica dildo', doing all the work, and getting bitched at for not taking out the trash and mopping the floor. It's a long, lonely road you don't want to travel, my friend.

[psychofiend]

You're all so mean to poor Ms. Smurf... o well. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

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'Harrison Ford exact replica dildo',

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<font color="purple">Wait, they make those!?

Btw, Droogan, Alan is a movie personality, not a tv. I have only had two tv crushes, on on Kirk Cameron and one of the mullet wearing AC Slater himself, Mario Lopez. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

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Wait, they make those!?

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Honey, for the right price, you can get a life-size anatomically correct Harrison Ford. Talk to karma, he's got all the right connections.

[karmattack]

And nobody knows better than Droogan; he's quite the valued customer. Speaking of which, how is that Alf doll working out for ya, Droogy?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">so, Karma, how much are we talking about to have a Harrison Ford 'friend' delivered in time for Christmas? Hell, what about as I am typing this??? </font color>

[Droogan_Leader]

Karma, you're talkin' to one satisfied customer--turns out cats aren't the only furry creatures Alf likes to eat /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[marksiwel]

MY EYES ARE BURNING! WHY WONT IT GO AWAY!?! ALF MAKING LONG DISTANCE CALLS AND HAVING SEX WITH THE GUYS FROM OFFICE SPACE! GRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[karmattack]

Apparently the Harrison Ford line was discontinued; the makers started to feel it was sacrilege with Indiana Jones and all.
I could see about cutting you a deal on the leftover Justin Timberlake dolls. They aren't selling very well apparently because the makers went for realism and nobody wanted a doll with tons of "ego" and nothing to, how you say, "back it up."

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Yeah, Timberlake isn't my type of guy either and I don't think I could get off on him always screaming 'Fuck me Britney.'

Since Ford is out, how about Barry Manilow? </font color>

[karmattack]

See, there might be some of those laying around, but we're running into the same problem as the Justin doll. Only instead of ego, we have nose issues.

[?!?!?!]

I am suddenly getting a better understanding of your love for Barry Manilow, methinks.

[Droogan_Leader]

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MY EYES ARE BURNING!

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Mwu-ha-ha-ha-ha!

That was awful.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

/forums/images/icons/blush.gif <font color="purple">Um.... I have never actually thought about using his nose for that kind of benefit.

Either him or Alan Rickman will do. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>