THE BATTLE TO END ALL BATTLES: Ewoks vs. Hobbits.

[BenAflckisdabomb]

Without a doubt if Lucas and the Tolkien family could get together and allow the rights for the movie it could go down as the greatest battle saga of all time. Freddy vs. Jason would have nothing on this. The title could be Ewoks vs. Hobbits in The War of the Woods. Steven Speilburg could direct it, and together with Lucas come up with a plot line somewhere along the lines of the planet of Endor was being destroyed and torn down for a new Imperial fotress city. Instead of killing off all the Ewoks they were all sent into a Near-Death Star, shot into outer space. The Near-Star then would crash onto middle earth right next to the shire............thus the greatest battle ever would unfold. Your thoughts ? BTW EWOKS WOULD WIN !!!!!

[BenAflckisdabomb]

why is it that I feel like such a Butters around here.

[Matt1]

Fascinating...

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Wait, I don't think that could be possible since Ewoks and Hobbits live in a differnt part of time...but if the Ewoks or Hobbits had a time machine, then it would be different. </font color>

[Threadkiller]

I thought both Ewoks and Hobbits were from a long long time ago. But the different galaxy thing might still pose a problem. Don't worry, I know that it doesn't matter to you Smurfy, because you know the Smurfs could take them both at once. Heck, Hefty Smurf alone is good for a couple hundred Ewoks.

[Droogan_Leader]

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Ewoks and Hobbits live in a differnt part of time

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Just throw a time warp or black hole scenario into the story, and bam, there ya go.

I think the Ewoks would win too. I'm still amazed at how they pulled it off in Jedi. With their new-found knowledge of advanced weaponry and other forms of technology they gained from the 'Near Death Star', they'd be unstoppable. They would undoubtedly perfect cloning techniques during their light years in outer space, so by time they arrived at Middle Earth, the only contest there would be would be between them and.... the clones! Dum dum dum!

[BenAflckisdabomb]

Seriously man the Ewoks are NATURAL BORN KILLERS. Lets say Frodos grandson or something came up and offered some kind of crappy hobbit bread to one of the ewoks, that joker would cut that little hobbit munchichi's arm clean off with a hand made Ewok axe from hell. Yeah and imagine everything they would learn on the Near-Death Star. Seriously, the Ewoks could have went to 3 or 4 other planets and destoried them before even crashing the thing into middle earth. Maybe one of the planets had super advance technology (Dimensional gat warping) and the Ewoks discovered it. Also in their studies they learned of the ONE RING TO RULE ALL, and decided to purposly go to middle earth to get the ring. Either way Hobbits would be Bantha Fodder.

[EternalStrife]

Hold on....I thought ewoks were a fun peace loving bunch? Hobbits I can imagine resorting to bloody violence, but ewoks?

[BenAflckisdabomb]

feck no that's what those little bastard teddy bears want you to think. You turn your back on them and BAM you will be waking up in "u own stew". I know in Jedi they wanted to eat the princess and I don't blame them.....she was so fine in that slave outfit. Either way when its time for the hobbits and ewoks to go down the only thing you going to see left of the hobbits is the what they don't show you on t.v version of predator.....Hobochichi skins dangling in the trees !!!!!!

[KingBison]

The ewoks would win, cause of the Chewbacca defense.

Chewbacca is a wookiee, he is from Kashyakk, he lives on endor with ewoks. That dont make no sense, and neither does this case. Look at the wookiee.

[EternalStrife]

Actually, your whole post didn't make and sense.

[KingBison]

You didnt see that episode of south park????

[EternalStrife]

Alright, I must have missed out that important factor, then. But it doesn't change the fact that it still doesn't make any sense to me.

[KingBison]

I guess it was kinda random. Cowabunga

[BenAflckisdabomb]

People plz we are here to discuss Ewoks vs. Hobbits, not Sexual Harrasment Panda.

[EternalStrife]

I thought we were discussing kuala bears.....

[marksiwel]

Ewoks=Little Bears
Hobbits=Little People

Well Since I dont see full sized bears ruling earth right now ,I have to go with Hobbits. Now Hobbits vs. The Monkeys from the planet of the Apes...that would be just damn sexy.

[code6enterprises]

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Just throw a time warp or black hole scenario into the story, and bam, there ya go.


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Doing the time warp
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put you hands on your hips...


Damn you Droogan.

[Droogan_Leader]

Hoo hoo ha ha ha! Ehxcellent.
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