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marg

11-05-2003, 10:22 PM

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/george_w_bush_picking_his_nose.htm

ILovePapaSmurf

11-05-2003, 10:23 PM

Wow! Amazing...I usually tend to make a plan to dig for gold at least once every 2 days.

marg

11-05-2003, 10:33 PM

Cornered the gold market yet?

ILovePapaSmurf

11-05-2003, 10:40 PM

Not yet, but I am almost up to 10 cents!!! YAY me!!!

marg

11-05-2003, 10:58 PM

Whoa!! That's a whole lotta snot for the money.

Droogan_Leader

11-06-2003, 02:12 AM

Is picking one's nose humorous? Or abnormal? Or anti-social? Or bad?

I still pick my nose. And I like a nice fart sometimes too. Don't poke fun. You know you do it too.

I don't even want to hear what you guys/gals "don't do" by yourselves, so don't even trouble me. If you're ashamed, that's something you'll just have to get over, or live with for the rest of your lives.

To quote one of our founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin, "Fart for freedom, fart for liberty--and fart proudly." I think if Mr. Franklin were alive and well today, he would say the same goes for nose-picking as well.

I rest my case.

marg

11-06-2003, 02:26 AM

There are many things we do that should be kept private. Picking your nose, wiping your butt, and sticking your finger down your throat to puke out that huge meal you just skarfed down because of some kind of sick desire to retain the underfed ideal body weight those damm gay not-that-there's anything-wrong-with-that fashion designers foist on hapless nymphs and matrons alike, while enjoying the humongous cornucopia of food grown by bankrupt farmers and picked with booger-infested fingers no doubt by poor itinerant farm workers and their families are just a few of the private moments to be shared by one and oneself alone.

Droogan_Leader

11-06-2003, 02:31 AM

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There are many things we do that should be kept private.

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It's okay, let it all out. I'm still right. And, if you or anyone you know throws up their food, that is definitely something that shouldn't stay private.

marg

11-06-2003, 02:34 AM

Fine. Tell me what's your favourite restaurant, and I'll meet you there. Make sure they give especially large portions. Denny's?

Droogan_Leader

11-06-2003, 02:37 AM

Hmmm.. favorite restaurant.. ever been to Joe & Mimma's on J. Clyde Morris Blvd? I used to work there [under the table], and I get a 20% discount /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

marg

11-06-2003, 02:39 AM

Where the hell are you, dude? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm old enough to be your boobee.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-06-2003, 02:40 AM

Sounds like a perfect dating place Droogan..

If picking your nose should be private, then call me crazy, but I have no problem with sitting somewhere and pick my nose. It is a human function like farting, burping, or having the hicups. I have no shame in my nose picking game. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Droogan_Leader

11-06-2003, 02:45 AM

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Where the hell are you, dude?

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Yorktown, VA. You know, the Home of American Independence.

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I'm old enough to be your boobee.

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I like boobees, but I'm not sure about old boobees...

*Smurfy, thanks for the support. I knew I wasn't the only public picker/farter out there who is also up way too late.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-06-2003, 02:48 AM

You're welcome.. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Sorry I missed the e and '...just for you..

marg

11-06-2003, 02:50 AM

"I like boobees, but I'm not sure about old boobees..."
what about old droopee boobees?

"Yorktown, VA. You know, the Home of American Independence."
American Independence - now there's an oxymoron.

marg

11-06-2003, 02:50 AM

You're crazy.

marg

11-06-2003, 02:52 AM

That's "You're welcome" (as in "You are welcome").

Por nada.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-06-2003, 03:02 AM

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You're crazy.

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And I take great pride in that Gracias!

marg

11-06-2003, 03:46 AM

U R welcome

PS - U R A B U T N A 10

11-06-2003, 03:53 AM

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I have no problem with sitting somewhere and pick my nose

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My fiancee and I have reached that level in our relationship where we can comfortably fart, belch, and pick our noses in each other's company without any loss of pride or dignity. Hell, she doesn't even close the bathroom door anymore...

fuck

06-08-2006, 11:35 PM

fuck!!!!!!!!!!

freetoaster

06-09-2006, 01:25 AM

I still don't want to watch ANYONE wipe their ass; I don't care who she is.

If I know her that well I've probably already wiped, or will wipe, her ass at some point.

Zens7s

06-09-2006, 11:40 AM

I have a strictly bathroom door closed policy. Even when I was married I did everything of that type of personal nature with the door closed.

The only time my ex-husband ever saw me on the toliet was the time we were in a hotel and he got sick. He burst through the bathroom door, almost threw up on me, re-routed to the shower, and spewed everywhere. It was one of the grosser moments in my life.

Razorback

06-10-2006, 09:29 PM

I don't like to do anything in the bathroom with my significant other around... even shave. For some reason, women seem to like to watch men shave... weird.

Anyway, I did have to deal with a significant others bathroom situation when she was incapable of doing everything herself, after surgery. But that was okay. I didn't mind it.

freetoaster

06-10-2006, 10:46 PM

I take it back.

I would like to see my five-year-old wipe his own ass.

phit_demon

06-12-2006, 01:28 PM

I don't like to do anything in the bathroom with my significant other around... even shave.
Maybe I'm losing something in translation, but where I'm from "significant other" refers to a girlfrind or wife....not one's mother.

By-tor

06-12-2006, 02:46 PM

Maybe I'm losing something in translation, but where I'm from "significant other" refers to a girlfrind or wife....not one's mother.
You are so dead.