About that Paris Hilton video... [Archive]

Ryall

11-05-2003, 04:37 PM

...it's vitally important to a major, uh, "news story," that I track a copy of this down, so if anyone can help, please let me know.

The future of this site just might depend on it.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-05-2003, 04:54 PM

Might that be the video described here (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/133868p-119314c.html) ? Not that I am in possession. Just so I know what to look for.

And why?

Ryall

11-05-2003, 05:03 PM

I just might be that same video, yes.

And, why? Well, um, so we can do proper background research for a larger piece on her upcoming show, THE SIMPLE LIFE, of course. Or something.

The specifics of "why" we might need this tape aren't as important as the fact that we need this tape.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-05-2003, 05:14 PM

And are you looking for the actual tape, or just a copy of said tape. If I'm going to do my job thoroughly I need to know what you need.

I am the video store clerk and I do come in contact with lots of videos.

I'm not promising results, I just want to say I'm involved.

Ryall

11-05-2003, 05:16 PM

Oh, just a copy of said tape will suffice for our (obviously work-related) purposes. Thank you for attempting to aid in this valuable quest.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-05-2003, 05:20 PM

Anything to help the Boss.

KingBison

11-05-2003, 05:31 PM

Is said video available for purchase and said editor in chief would be ashamed to be seen purchasing it??

Cause if thats the case, I have no soul, so I can get this if information is given to me and would be more than happy to lend it out.

Help me help you, find out where I can get the tape and its as good as gotten.

JIM

11-05-2003, 05:57 PM

Whoa!
This is going to be a HUGE lawsuit!
Now then, on to more important matters....
Just where the hell is that tape!?

marg

11-06-2003, 12:53 AM

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/n_9099/

KingBison

11-06-2003, 12:09 PM

Please God, let it be real. Let it be real for the little guy. Also, I cant believe the girls gone wild guys is hanging out with paris hilton.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-06-2003, 03:37 PM

You know the more I hear about this tape, the more I want to see it. You know for educational purposes of course...

Denyse

11-06-2003, 07:46 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
a copy of said tape will suffice for our (obviously work-related) purposes

[/ QUOTE ]

Idon't know about the rest of you, but I smell a bachelor party in Chris' future... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

EternalStrife

11-07-2003, 09:18 AM

Does the desire to see that particular tape degenerates a person?

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 02:49 PM

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Idon't know about the rest of you, but I smell a bachelor party in Chris' future...

[/ QUOTE ] Rock! No bachelor party is complete without a stag film.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 02:59 PM

Films about deer are soooo boring.

http://homepage.tinet.ie/~knp/deer/stag.jpg

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:04 PM

Yes, Dear. That's all that really goes on at bachelor parties. We watch the nature channel. Occasionally, we watch Bambi. Bambi is always a favorite amongst the guys. It seems every time I go to a bachelor party, there's Bambi.

jjcourtright

11-07-2003, 03:06 PM

I especially like when we get to see the white tail...deer I mean...on the nature channel...I mean.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:10 PM

Remember last time you came home from one of those "nature nights"? You crawled into bed and you smelled wierd, like cheap purfume and girl sweat or something. I remember you said that you and the guys were trying out some new type of hunting spray that attracts bigger deer or something.

I hate it when you don't take a shower after nature nights and then you want to cuddle up to me.

KingBison

11-07-2003, 03:12 PM

Thats weird, every bachelor party i have gone too had a chick named sucklicous or Jenni Blows a lot of guys or something a long those lines. What kind of weird partys do you guys go to. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:14 PM

Dude, shut the fuck up. It's working. If she finds out, she won't let me go to Ryall's bachelor party.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-07-2003, 03:14 PM

that's funny because every guy I talk to about his bachelor party seems to forget why there are empty condom wrappers on the bottom of his trunk.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:16 PM

[Points at the new dude, with one hand on hip]

Exactly what is he talking about dear? What in the hell were you doing while I was in Arizona? You said it was a stag party for you and your hunting buddies. I thought it was odd that you are a pacifist who does not own a gun, but whatever.

Alright, somebody has some really quick explaining to do. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

jjcourtright

11-07-2003, 03:16 PM

Wow, I've never been to one of "those" bachelor parties. Sure the girls have obviously fake names like Candi, or Divyne, but never anything like Jenni Blows a lot of guys. Although, there was that party in Vegas...but, what happens in Vegas...

Edit: Did I say girls with names like Candi and Divyne, I obviously meant does, not girls. Oh and, uh, that hunting sure is good in Vegas.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:19 PM

He's just some freaky new dude from the internet. You know you can't trust anyone you met over the internet. It's full of perverts and miscreants that are into the freakiest shit. I don't know what he's talking about.

[looks at new dude]
see what you did?

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:35 PM

I know somebody who is going to be blowing a lot of dough on his significant other this evening.

[Points at Robbo]

Hope you have your checkbook and a nice pair of pants to wear tonight dear cause I am in the mood for a make-up.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:37 PM

Can't I just sleep on the couch?

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:40 PM

Nope, you are getting way to comfortable on there. Don't think I forget to check the previously viewed channels on the satillite in the morning and see the "cinema verite" you have been watching while I am asleep.

KingBison

11-07-2003, 03:41 PM

OHHHHH, yeah ummmm down in florida we have nature partys also. Ummmm yeah We watch deer. Its really cool what Elk can do with a twenty... I mean elk are cool.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:44 PM

Baby, I only ended up there because I couldn't find anyone on the entire cable system as pretty as you.

KingBison

11-07-2003, 03:44 PM

Sorry dude.....

[Secretly Hands Robo Tickets to the local dear watching establishment]

Hope this makes up for it

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:46 PM

Too late, pal. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif
Now I have to go shopping because of you. And that means I have to hold her purse while she's in the changing room.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:50 PM

And I will be going to Victoria's Secret so I hope you feel comfortable standing alone with my purse and the things I have already picked out that you are paying for.

Yes, it will look like you are really buying for yourself, and everyone will think you suspect.

KingBison

11-07-2003, 03:53 PM

Well, why dont you join her in the changing room. Turn something not fun into something fun.

jjcourtright

11-07-2003, 03:53 PM

AAAAHHHHH. Creepy visual of Robbo with handle-bar mustache and lingerie. Get out. GET OUT!

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 03:55 PM

lol.

He doesn't normally have a handlebar mustache JJ.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 03:57 PM

of course I normally have it. My avitar is how I look 24 hours a day. Yee haw.

jjcourtright

11-07-2003, 03:59 PM

I know he doesn't usually have it, but I have never seen him without it, so that's how I think of him...not that I think about Robbo all that much.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 04:01 PM

Watch out, JJ. (I want to yell Dynomiiiiiiight) She gets pretty jealous from time to time.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-07-2003, 04:03 PM

Yes JJ. I learned my lesson. Remember when I was only JOKING about Robbo and I hanging out with each other, well the next morning I was bald and my dresses were torn to bits...You hvae been warned!

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 04:03 PM

I do not! [Starts sharpening her nails]

If he wasn't so cute I would never allow him to pull all this crap and still stick around. But that mustache is pretty funny, especially when you are from Tennessee.

jjcourtright

11-07-2003, 04:04 PM

And especially when he yells "Yee Haw".

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 04:05 PM

Yeah, no kidding. YEEEEE HAAAAW!

He does have an accent that works well with it. Don't you Robbo? [He is about to get soooooooo mad at me.]

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 04:09 PM

Oh, I have an accent? I have an accent? This coming from someone who doesn't understand why the Chicago Superfans sketch was funny?

I think I won't go shopping today.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 04:13 PM

My accent is not that bad, I don't know why you make fun of it. I have a flat sound, but I am not as bad as most. I do not pronounce it ChiKAgo, or Bearrs (instead of Beers).

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 04:15 PM

Yeah, you and your Polish sAAsage, and your brAAAtwurst.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 04:16 PM

I do have a tendency to say sausage oddly. Yeah, you are right. Guess I will have to move elsewhere to get some culture in this voice.

Robbo_the_Hood

11-07-2003, 04:19 PM

So, yeah. Does this mean I win? I guess I'm going to the bachelor party after all. Yeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaw!! I'll bring my Skynnard records.

Zens_7s

11-07-2003, 04:24 PM

Hmmmmppph. You can do whatever you want. Don't worry about me, or my feelings. Do what makes you happy. It won't bother me a bit. I will just go out with the girls instead.

[slumps down in chair]

DangerSeeker

11-07-2003, 10:07 PM

Well here in Balmer Marlin we have bachelor parties the stag way, though with the weather changing, we're going to switch to reindeer. Prancer's in the shed near our house, and I got a fist full of singles!

By the way, Robbo, if you look like your avatar 24/7, open a window, or all that smoke will fill the room and make it smell like my second car.

Denyse

11-07-2003, 11:09 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Don't worry about me, or my feelings. Do what makes you happy.

[/ QUOTE ] Just in case you forgot your handbook, Robbo...That last statement is code for "It's gonna take a carat or more to get you out of this one". Hope that Visa card has a really high limit... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Robbo_the_Hood

11-08-2003, 02:01 AM

Carat? Limit? What is this strange foriegn language you speak?

Denyse

11-08-2003, 03:54 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
What is this strange foriegn language you speak?

[/ QUOTE ]
Jupitarian...I learned it from your lovely Zens...

And...Playing dumb only works when everyone is under the impression that you ARE dumb. Which nobody here would ever presume to believe...In fact all us girls secretly wish we were Zen...In posession of your Mensa-like man meat!

Zens_7s

11-08-2003, 04:17 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
In posession of your Mensa-like man meat

[/ QUOTE ]Now that is truly funny. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif I have missed you D!

Dave

11-12-2003, 11:53 AM

so i figure the Video is on the web somewhere by now, has anyone run across it?

Ryall

11-12-2003, 12:00 PM

Yeah, I've seen it. Shot with one of those night-vision lenses. I have to say, she didn't seem to mind the idea of the camera at the time, but I'm sure she didn't expect the world to see it, either.

KingBison

11-12-2003, 12:03 PM

Is she hot naked, or is she all skinny and and nasty.

Dave

11-12-2003, 12:08 PM

So do you suppose you could hook a brother up?

Ryall

11-12-2003, 12:10 PM

I didn't look at it on those terms--as I say, it was strictly professional research for the job, nothing more.

But I've always found her attractive, anyway.

Razorback

11-12-2003, 02:03 PM

She is pretty hot, naked. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB