Palpatine versus the Bush admin. Who'd win?

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Came to me in a Sithesque dream last night, in between blasting Wampas and kicking Ewoks. Could Palpatine (ESB / RTJ form), take on the Bush administration. If Bush had the similar space technology. My money is on Palpatine...

[Affleckie]

I don't know what side he's on, but he can mind trick like no other.

http://www.buis2.net/ryan/jedibush.jpg

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Did you have to stick the ugly [censored] face on here?
Now we are stuck with it. Bush is not a jedi. He just has a really well paid PR dept.

[Affleckie]

You sound very American.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

British (and kinda French). Dunno, grew up on Bill and Ted, The Turtles, Marvel, Darkhorse and DC (my dad was at Marvel in London for ages so almost by default) Sega Genesis, Star Wars and deep pan pizza. Among a few other things. Hey, I got no quarms with the U.S. Cause for every thousand Bushes there is a Moore and some comics. Still, Bush or Palpatine?
Scarier still, Vader or Condoleezza. Swear that's a pizza.

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http://www.buis2.net/ryan/bush1.jpg

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

...and here we see Palpatine parrying Bush's earlier attempt of a Jedi mind trick (see above) with the 'chokey throat squeeze' technique.

Whilst muttering "Ahhh, the sith is strong in this one".

[Razorback]

Ahhh... I wasn't sure but now I am convinced, you are an idiot.

RB

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

You this much of a cvnt to everyone or is this just straight up persecution?

Either way man, you're gonna die. However, before you do so, Palpatine or Bush? Ah, what do I care? You're a dick. Go back to your hole, and stop doing your sister.

[Razorback]

1) We are all going to die.

2) I live in a house, not a hole.

3) Palpatine would easily win.

4) I don't have a sister.

5) You are consumed by ignorance.

RB

[marksiwel]

sometimes I love you Razorback

[EternalStrife]

Forget about Palpatine vs Bush admin.

What about RB vs Akuma_Geri_Jami? My money's on RB....

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i think that bush has that mind rick DOWN

and look!

he has a lightsaber in hand, had over mouth from a fresh kill..

or something.

*goes back to sleep*

[Matt1]

Palpatine would wipe the floor with him.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Thank fvck. A proper answer. It was rhetoric. Of course he would win. Razorback however, dude a razorback is a fish; as we have switched to a numeric formula of fairly proverbial, yet pointless exchanging of (verbal) blows, here are some for you, fish boy.

i)Piss off you muppet.

ii)Palpatine would obliterate G.W. -Where is Afganistan?- Bush

iii)Vader (or Anakin and his pussy pseudonym) would be the imminent end of Condollizza (or however the wench spells it) and generally, it's all good...and such.

iv)I KNOW you do your sister dude.

v)If you'd have referenced the OED you would know that you appear to have misinterpreted the word, 'ignorant'.

You lexically challanged pretentious little bitch.
Here is an idea, don't be a nobjocky.

Yoda would make you his gimp.

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Thank fvck. A proper answer. It was rhetoric. Of course he would win. Razorback however, dude a razorback is a fish; as we have switched to a numeric formula of fairly proverbial, yet pointless exchanging of (verbal) blows, here are some for you, fish boy.

i)Piss off you muppet.

ii)Palpatine would obliterate G.W. -Where is Afganistan?- Bush

iii)Vader (or Anakin and his pussy pseudonym) would be the imminent end of Condollizza (or however the wench spells it) and generally, it's all good...and such.

iv)I KNOW you do your sister dude.

v)If you'd have referenced the OED you would know that you appear to have misinterpreted the word, 'ignorant'.

You lexically challanged pretentious little bitch.
Here is an idea, don't be a nobjocky.

Yoda would make you his gimp.

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http://www.buis2.net/ryan/english.jpg

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an imbacile, full of sound and sorrow, signifying nothing.
-Shakespeare

In short, yes. Rather fluently I'll have you know.
Nice jpeg.

Take it you're a fish fan then?
You know the latin name for the Razorback fish is
xyrauchen texanus or "razorback sucker". kinda.

[Droogan_Leader]

If you're going to quote Shakespeare, it's especially nice to spell all the words correctly. It's 'imbecile', not 'imbacile', imbecile.

And, I have the Complete Works--that doesn't mean I am learned in the language.

I find it especially offensive when people feign intelligence by using Latin. I love the Latin language--stay away from it.

[Razorback]

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dude a razorback is a fish

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Actually, a Razorback is a wild hog.

The funny thing about reading your response is that you come off as the classic pseudo-intellectual. You are a joke and you should really stop trying to seem intelligent because you are one or two postings from getting the dick slapped out of your mouth.

RB

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Sorry, dislexia and doing actual work got the better of me. Surley you've already noticed that I can't spell for shit?
You speak latin?
Well fvck a duck that's interesting.
I am glad you have the entire works. Pitty it's all a bit over rated. I was just (trying) to make a point. Hell, I'll start with Ulysses if you're not careful. Better with my Japanese literature. Apologies.
You speak anything else?
I wasn't feigning, I was sharing.

Don't tell me to stay away from literature or lexis. It is no deterrent coming from (sorry, being pedantic) a guy who doesn't realize it is somewhat of a verbal faux par to say 'especially nice'. It's a linguistic juxtaposition. Not good. So, please, come down from your tower.

[Razorback]

Oh look... we have another newbie fucktard.

RB

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Dude, it's a fish.
You call me a psuedo-what?

...it's ok, I'm taking the piss.
Is this gonna end or is it gonna come down to something far more vicious?

[Razorback]

Twit... its a pig. Keep hammering that stick up your ass, I don't think it is far enough up there.

RB

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Hey, I found this especially for you

http://mountain-prairie.fws.gov/coloradoriver/Crrzb.htm

Well, I'll take your word for it. It's your pseudonym after all (and no, I'm not using silly words to play with my sphincter stick. I can' think of another. Gotta go now. Been told I gotta go photograph the public of Soho for the art dept. Don't ask. It's a job.

[Razorback]

Oh... here you go Ricky Retardo, from a simple Google search:

The simple truth. (http://www.ahfa.com.au/images/razorback.jpg)

That's a RAZORBACK... what you are talking about, you screwy little fruitcake, is a RAZORBACK SUCKER.

RB

[marksiwel]

To quote a western a saw somewhere, at sometime.
This is for you Akuma_Geri_Jami

"Your fancy 5 dollar words dont mean shit to me, now get out of town before you start something you cant finish."

If that doesnt work

"eat shit and DIE!"

Also is this whole damn thread about the old Dude from Star Wars vs. the President of the USA? If so, DUDE go get laid!
I'm a dork and all but, DAMN. No wait that wont do. DAAAAMMMNNN!

Also its a pig not a fish. You gotta say the whol animal name. It's the difference between a tit mouse and a tit.

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Been told I gotta go photograph the public of Soho for the art dept. Don't ask. It's a job.

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Is that supposed to impress? OH MY GOD SOHO! Wow that is um...sad? yeah sad. He must be smarter than us because he can take a photo of a picture! SWEET JESUS! did I mention the part about you eating shit and dropping dead? Oh I have ok, you go do that. Have a nice day fucktart.

[EternalStrife]

Just be thankful you're here. Now stop telling people to go eat shit and die and go home and drink some dr.pepper like the good little boy.....

[jjcourtright]

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[/ QUOTE ] That made me laugh harder than anything I have ever seen on these boards. Welcome red.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Dude, it was a thought. (the actual thread).
I didn't use google. But ok.
I'm not gonna check the url magigy posted for me. Cause it's gonna be mean.
I am going home now. To build myself into an igloo with no door.
Oh.
Ah well. See you about.
You ever seen a warthog?
They are really damn cool.
Hmmm.
Bye then. Persecution sucks. So does crucifiction. and not being able to spell.
hasta luego and such,

Jamie

[TomHarrington]

Razorback, come on. You're both wrong. A Razorback is a college football player from Arkansas. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

(Think Chillis theme music)

I want my razorback, razorback, razorback

I want my razorback, razorback, razorback
..........(Arkansas razorback pigs)......
I want my razorback, razorback, razorback

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Thanks! Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head all afternoon...*sigh* </font color>

[Threadkiller]

Persecution? Crucifixion? Maybe you are taking this stuff too seriously. You don't even know any of these people and you are allowing yourself to feel victimized by their opinions. Perhaps it really is best if you don't participate.

[Razorback]

He just doesn't like that I handed him his ass on a platter. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Matt1]

Red, that made me laugh my ass off. Gracias.

[Droogan_Leader]

I think I got back to this thread a little late in the game, but just in case this guy hasn't already hung himself..

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You speak latin?
Well fvck a duck that's interesting.

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Just so you know, no one actually speaks Latin anymore. It is a dead language--no native speakers are alive today, so no one knows exactly how words were pronounced.

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Pitty it's all a bit over rated. I was just (trying) to make a point. Hell, I'll start with Ulysses if you're not careful. Better with my Japanese literature. Apologies.


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I beg to differ. Whoever really wrote those works is worth raving about. And, bring on Ulysses, and Japanese literature. What I won't do is engage in cheesy verbal sword fights with you, so don't start with that.

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You speak anything else?

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If you really do care, I speak English, some French, some ASL, a little Spanish and some Latin. Nothing super unusual, really.

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a guy who doesn't realize it is somewhat of a verbal faux par to say 'especially nice'. It's a linguistic juxtaposition. Not good. So, please, come down from your tower.


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You are laughable, guy. You're dyslexic, and you're whipping out juxtapositions on me? Don't use dyslexia as an excuse for your bad grammar, then tell me anything. Get your act straight.

One rule of living languages is that native speakers can change the rules. I talk and write like I want to. I regularly use improper English, because I want to. I don't preach from a tower, I am vox populi. So, shtick that in your shtraw and shuck it, shuck it hard.

[BenAflckisdabomb]

screw this battle I'd rather see the Ewoks and Hobbits go at it.............Ewoks would destory Hobbits.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Dudes.
Dudes.
Dudes.
Sorry, yesterday was a bad day. Me being a nobsack all day (it started bad - I fell outta bed and my girlyfrend had a go at me for falling outta bed and being a tit doing it. but never mind that.) and you hopin' for my death. But hey. I woke up alive today! Horray!. Sorry. I like this site. I have read the articles for yonks but never 'played'.Anyway, who gives a yellow monkeys. Can you platter an arse? and I swear it was my spelling, not the grammar...BUT... i am not here to argue. So, I retract, from the argumenty shite and am now wondering, is there anyway I can step outta this (as it were). If I stop being pretentious, does the fish/warthog/boar/football player guy gonna step back and laugh or take this _____*internet billboard*____ stuff a bit serious. No I am not suicidle...(i think that was another thread!)
All the same, my igloo melted half way through construction. so that was a mess. Ewoks would muller hobbits. they have flappy strap on wing things and, much like the middle east, the occupied weapons of the republic.
Um, can I have my ass back? Kinda need it. Razorback is a very sporting name. well done. Stay calm. . . . . . . urrr, yeah. That's kinda it? Question in short then, am I ousted or can I knock for you and play? Well, it's either that or your vowel keys.... IT'S A JOKE..chill, chill.

feck, nearly forgot, people do actually use latin a lot. Many words in the english language and various other romanic (no other word, sorry) languages. certain stuff sucked. still, whaterver, I don't give that much of a shit.
Ewoks suck though.

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*giggle*

thanks.
glad to be here.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

Giggle your ass off buddy boy. Ewoks still suck. Did you know 'Choacha' is Ewok for come over here. I think. Don't even fuking ask.

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Giggle your ass off buddy boy. Ewoks still suck. Did you know 'Choacha' is Ewok for come over here. I think. Don't even fuking ask.


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i wasn't giggling at you..either way...

http://www.buis2.net/ryan/askingyou.jpg

[Droogan_Leader]

Red, you are alright man!

That Akuma guy better just stop while he's ahead /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

You just got an archive of stored up PF shit?

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

k
fer a bit

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this man makes less sense than ozzy osbourne on his 2nd bottle of brandy.

[Akuma_Geri_Jami]

three gins a J and a nice cup of tea. Smea.

[jjcourtright]

Not to be mean, but is this really how you talk? Are you "britishing" up your typing? I am really struggling to understand what you are saying.

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and i'm all out of sam jackson insults.

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[Robbo_the_Hood]

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Are you "britishing" up your typing?

[/ QUOTE ] Is that like getting "queered up?" He's the Metrosexual poster?

[jjcourtright]

Are you saying that British = Queer?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, I'm the only one who watched All in the Family. No one remembers what Archie Bunker said about England but me? I see how it is. Robbo makes a point that is somewhat controversial and everyone just leaves the room. There's no loyalty around here, I tell ya.

[Zens_7s]

I am loyal to you. It is just that I got a little hungry and started thinking about Pizza and beer. You know I have a one track mind.

[jjcourtright]

Somehow I never watched All in the Family. It was one of my dad's favorite shows, but I think I have only seen one or two episodes.

I wasn't giving you a hard time, just trying to make a joke.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Don't backpedal now. I know where your allegances lie.

[jjcourtright]

Oh come on, backpedaling? I was trying to play off of our little larf at the expense of psychofiend. Honest, man. Honest.

[KingBison]

I thought that was funny as shit, people really do need to lighten up man.

I have missed most of this, but that guy sure is a few screws loose.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Are you saying Psychofiend is the Metrosexual poster? Or just that he's "British."

[jjcourtright]

Well, he is from New "England".

[Robbo_the_Hood]

And we all know what goes on in New "England." Those people are a little too emotional if you ask me. Always crying about them not getting to wear Red Socks to some big dance.

And they must like reach arounds, since they hate Yanks.