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Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 04:43 PM
http://www.doheth.co.uk/thumbs/simpsons/hmth041.gif Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!
ILovePapaSmurf
11-03-2003, 04:50 PM
<font color="purple">When did the man turn into a small red x? </font color>
Matt1
11-03-2003, 04:52 PM
"I'm waiting for the man..." to become visible.
DarthMaulRat
11-03-2003, 04:52 PM
"My Homer is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 04:55 PM
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs hysterically) So to answer your question, I don't know
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 04:59 PM
Homer: I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
DarthMaulRat
11-03-2003, 05:06 PM
Homer: "If he's so smart, then how comes he's dead?"
ILovePapaSmurf
11-03-2003, 05:07 PM
<font color="purple">"Val Kilmer is my favorite door."

Classic... </font color>
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:09 PM
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:11 PM
Trying is the first step towards failure
DarthMaulRat
11-03-2003, 05:11 PM
Hmm, I could do this thread forever. We should just keep quoting until we have written every word uttered during the 14 seasons of the show.
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:12 PM
A hundred bucks? For a comic book?? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo??
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:13 PM
Whoops. Sorry, son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown
DarthMaulRat
11-03-2003, 05:13 PM
Ethnic Salesman: Babies for sale!

Homer: I'll take one. Hey, this isn't a baby, it's just a shaved puppy!

Ethnic Salesman: I can see you know baby!
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:15 PM
Maybe for once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'.
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:16 PM
Homer: Mmmm...64 slices of American Cheese. 63. 62....
the next morning
....2....1...
Marge: Homer, did you eat all that cheese?!?
Homer: I think I'm blind.
jjcourtright
11-03-2003, 05:20 PM
Warden: Look, he painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm asking you, what's it breathing?

Homer: Air.

Warden: Ain't no air in space.

Homer: Their's an air in space museum.
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:21 PM
Homer no function beer well without
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:22 PM
Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer Simpson: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

hahahahahaha pissin myself
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 05:32 PM
OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!
JIM
11-03-2003, 06:14 PM
Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUS!!!"
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 06:15 PM
hahahaha PBS Episode is it not ?

Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick
jjcourtright
11-03-2003, 06:17 PM
You have the follow that quote with:

[Turns his head and wipes lipstick off of teeth.]
Omaru
11-03-2003, 06:18 PM
Homer: Lisa, are you saying your never gonna eat meat again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Oh sure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 06:19 PM
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

Thank you come again hahaha
JIM
11-03-2003, 06:20 PM
Homer: "Hello! Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 06:22 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Oh sure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal

[/ QUOTE ]

one of the great moments that one hehehe

Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 06:26 PM
Marge: The monkey's on my part of the sofa.
Homer: Honey, he's clearly marked his territory
Omaru
11-03-2003, 06:27 PM
Homer: hello my name is Mr Burns, I believe you havea letter for me.

Postal worker: Okay Mr Burns what's your first name?

Homer: I don't know
Matthew
11-03-2003, 07:25 PM
Aww, Come on Maude, the human want is a beautiful thing.
Jack_Sparrow
11-03-2003, 07:29 PM
Homer: Mel Brooks is Jewish?
Matthew
11-03-2003, 07:40 PM
Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Droogan_Leader
11-03-2003, 08:17 PM
I know I should not eat thee...mmm...sacrilicious..
psychofiend
11-03-2003, 08:51 PM
"I'd sell my soul for a donut."

"If you can't do it, quit."

"D'oh!"

"Beer... the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
DarthMaulRat
11-03-2003, 08:57 PM
"Dear Lord, are you wearing a paper bag?"

Homer: "I have simply misplaced my pants."
psychofiend
11-03-2003, 09:07 PM
Sign outside the Church which has read:
"God, the original Tony Soprano"
&amp;
"Welcom angry Catholics"
jjcourtright
11-04-2003, 12:56 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Aww, Come on Maude, the human want is a beautiful thing.

[/ QUOTE ] Shouldn't that be: Come on Maude, the human "wang" is a beautiful thing.
Jack_Sparrow
11-04-2003, 04:03 PM
Homer: "Oh !! Twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut !"
Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts !"
Homer: "Explain how."
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Homer: "Woohoo !!"
psychofiend
11-04-2003, 05:34 PM
Homer: *deep breath* F-
[birds in the sky]
Flanders:O lord that is the loudest profanity I have ever heard
Omaru
11-04-2003, 08:14 PM
Hmmmm... Two bucks...? And it only transports matter? Well, uh, I'll give you 35 cents.
Jack_Sparrow
11-05-2003, 03:24 PM
"Asleep at the switch"? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

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