Jay and Silent Bob Movies [Archive]

sparky667

11-03-2003, 02:41 PM

Yo, Jay and Silent Bob rock, who's seen all their movies, what do you think, or have you no idea who these mothertrucking pimp ass dudes that everyone is talking about are? [list]

jjcourtright

11-03-2003, 02:44 PM

You are stupid.

JIM

11-03-2003, 03:40 PM

Oh sparky, sparky, sparky...
*JIM takes Sparky aside*
Most of us here like or love Kevin Smith, his films, and other work in various types of media.
But, I have to let you in on something...
We get a LOT of J&SB threads. We get too many really.
Most of them are pretty silly. Most of the time, it's hard to decipher what someone has written when it comes to Bob and Jay.
Add to that, it's considered to be bad forum etiquette when someone makes it one of their posts early on.
It does'nt help when someone also tries to act like them here either.
We know already, they Rock! Bong! and so on and so on...

So instead, make a post about something else in your "true voice".
For example, Other movies you like or dislike, favorite or least favorite book, Or something that is bothering you in thr realm of current events.
Be imaginitive. Have fun. Meet new and interesting people here on the 'shoot.

code6enterprises

11-03-2003, 06:25 PM

I hope you die.

Jack_Sparrow

11-03-2003, 06:37 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
So instead, make a post about something else in your "true voice".
For example, Other movies you like or dislike, favorite or least favorite book, Or something that is bothering you in thr realm of current events.
Be imaginitive. Have fun. Meet new and interesting people here on the 'shoot.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well said Jim , Code you have Anger Management Issues

DarthMaulRat

11-03-2003, 06:41 PM

We're all a bunch of cranky old men and women, ages 17-30.

Jack_Sparrow

11-03-2003, 06:44 PM

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We're all a bunch of cranky old men and women, ages 17-30.

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I'm a hermaphrodite

Matt1

11-03-2003, 06:54 PM

Jack, don't kid around. If you were a hermaphodite that would imply you had some male genitalia. Silly guy. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Jack_Sparrow

11-03-2003, 06:55 PM

grrrrrr damn your quick wit

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 07:05 PM

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I hope you die.

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I don't think Tommy Cruise would like to hear you say that.

Droogan_Leader

11-03-2003, 07:13 PM

You guys shouldn't even bother. Ole sparky won't even come back most likely, just like the hundreds of other jay & silent bob fans who just saw the movie and had to come see if it was a real site.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 07:14 PM

Well, to tell ya the truth, I just came on here to see if it was a real site..cause I am that Lame. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif But, I found it to be and enjoyed reading some of the posts on the board and joined. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif And I don't think my first post was about jay or silent bob! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Matthew

11-03-2003, 07:20 PM

Mine Also!

I just came here on a fluke, and hung out for a month before I posted at all.

Droogan_Leader

11-03-2003, 07:39 PM

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I just came on here to see if it was a real site..cause I am that Lame.

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Well it's okay for you two, 'cause you're cooler than sparky667.

Matthew

11-03-2003, 07:42 PM

Smurf, since we are both kewl, can I have the shower tonight? I really wanna see those flannel jammies and your hair all done up!

I promise that I'll last longer than last time, I mean, that has never happened to me.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 07:51 PM

Umm....sure...I guess...Wait..I can't. Rb and I are going to play cops and robbers, but after that I'm free. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Droogan_Leader

11-03-2003, 07:57 PM

Jeez I guess I'm flying solo tonight /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

Omaru

11-03-2003, 08:44 PM

I think I actually bombarded chris with like 50 questions in e-mail about the place (and other stupid things) before imprinting my name in the clay.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 09:07 PM

I don't even remember my first post. I would look back, but I don't want to take the time to. I just know it wasn't about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and I loved this board because of the single fact that posters can take my stupidity at times. Which comes around very often. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Matthew

11-03-2003, 11:20 PM

My first post had to do with Jenna Jameson playing Daisy Duke in the new DUkes of Hazzard.

Smurf, how about if I play with you and RB ? You can't truly have a game of cops and robbers withoug a 3rd?

code6enterprises

11-03-2003, 11:33 PM

Oh, sorry. I hope you die.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 11:35 PM

Really!?

code6enterprises

11-03-2003, 11:37 PM

I'll change my avatar in a minute. I was supposed to be talking to sparkypants69 or whatever his name is.

ILovePapaSmurf

11-03-2003, 11:38 PM

Oh, then maybe you should reply to one of his posts. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif That way I don't get confused. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

code6enterprises

11-03-2003, 11:41 PM

You sound like my mother.

code6enterprises

11-03-2003, 11:48 PM

Now, I hope you die.

Matt1

11-03-2003, 11:50 PM

Now that is a kick-ass avatar. Bravo.

ratm1966

11-04-2003, 12:33 AM

Dude, why didn't you post something about Ebay? You could have gotten at least 6 pages of bitching and moaning about it, when it wasn't really that bad of a topic, as opposed to your shitty first post whose thread might die after only two pages. Of course, we can all just start talking about other things in this one just to keep it alive.

Droogan_Leader

11-04-2003, 03:15 AM

So...ummm, how about those Cubbies? ....d'oh! ....

Ummm....how about, uh, how about this crazy weather, huh?

[Tries to imagine how many pages the weather discussion is good for]

.......

marksiwel

11-04-2003, 03:48 AM

just thought this was funny
<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Be imaginitive. Have fun. Meet new and interesting people here on the 'shoot.
snd then Code6enterprises wrote.
code6enterprises I hope you die.

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I think that was funny. Like if this was people really talking the I HOPE you die would come out sounding just like Zorack. nevermind I'm lonley

Omaru

11-04-2003, 10:05 AM

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not sure why but Id like to see dark minds made into a film, and watchmen.

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my first post, took a while to cycle through my backlog of posts, I'd hate for RB to have navigate through his.

sparky667

11-04-2003, 04:03 PM

Yo, you guys are right, I should die, you should hate me, I shouldtalk about something like my favourite movies and stuff in my true voice, so here we go: Tally ho chaps, lets talk about Jay and silent Bob, those jolly young chaps.

And for the record, I said "Yo" and stuff "Rocks" before I even knew who J and SB were, and I stole "Muthatrucka" off thatude on cribs you semi-hermaphrodites.
So how 'bout this crazy weather, huh?

jjcourtright

11-04-2003, 04:03 PM

You are "stupid".

sparky667

11-04-2003, 04:06 PM

F*ck you! Iwas born an annoying obnoxious F*ck who won't shut up, and if the other ball lickers on this site have their way, I'll die that way. Very Soon! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

jjcourtright

11-04-2003, 04:09 PM

It's not that any of us wish you to die...well, maybe code6...anyway, we have no problem with you being here and running your mouth. Just run your mouth about something a little more inspiring than "Yo, Jay and Silent Bob rock."

Oh, and calling us ball lickers won't really get you on our good side.

sparky667

11-04-2003, 04:13 PM

Oh, sorry if I offended you. So what the hell do you talk about? The lack of facilities for sad 30 year olds in their parents basement? /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif I'm Smug.

Droogan_Leader

11-04-2003, 04:14 PM

Don't be a gimp, pal. Code6 might in fact wish death on you, but if you were up on your Zorak knowledge, you would know that that is a common saying of his. Don't take it personally. And, don't flip out either. It's no big deal.

jjcourtright

11-04-2003, 04:17 PM

You are pretty open to talk about whatever you want, but I suggest that you start by reading and replying to threads that all ready exist. When you get the feel for how things work, the level of sarcasm evident in most posts, etc. then feel free to spread your wings and start your own topics.

sparky667

11-04-2003, 04:21 PM

Sorry, and isn't zorak the Green Dude with the claws?
I can't believe I don't shut up either. Meh.

Droogan_Leader

11-04-2003, 04:24 PM

Yep. And that's why code6, the one with the Zorak avatar, said what he did.

code6enterprises

11-04-2003, 04:35 PM

Yea, that's why. [Grins evilly]

jjcourtright

11-04-2003, 04:37 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Yep. And that's why code6, the one with the Zorak avatar, said what he did.

[/ QUOTE ] Zorak is a little red "X"? I thought he was the guy from Space Ghost. Huh, guess I thought wrong.

code6enterprises

11-04-2003, 04:52 PM

I see Zorak.

jjcourtright

11-04-2003, 04:56 PM

I see a little red "X".

In fact, I usually see a little red "X" when you post. Sorry to bring the bad news.

Nevermind, I just looked at the URL and it is a gaming website, not accessible from work. Muh bad.