What one bit o' profanity should I un[censor]?

[Ryall]

Let's hear a vote. I'd like to give y'all something for Easter, so which curse word would you most like unblocked? And why, of course. Most persuasive argument wins! [censored] yeah!

[Efexeye]

I vote for shi+. It pretty much can express any emotion from great to terrible; i.e. "This is good shi+" (High Noon) or "That shi+ sucked. (High Noon 2). Plus, it's just funny, and probably the most commonly-used cussword.

[Matt1]

I'm gonna have to throw in my lot for [censored]. For one thing, it is written at the top of the page and a toilet-bowl is your logo. So it is a word that is definetly in keeping with the whole motif and vibe of the site. Also aside from telling someone to go eat [censored], I'll kick the [censored] out of you, or you are a [censored]-head, there aren't really many ways you can insult someone with the word [censored]. I mostly use it as a form of punctuation. For example: "[censored] that rocks" or "Oh [censored], that sucks." Plus, they are allowed to say [censored] on TV now. At least on some shows. And TV is always right.

[JIM]

I cast my vulgar vote for... *drum roll*

S-h-i-t

'Cause monkeys can throw it.
And Everyone likes monkeys.

[Matt1]

The [censored] movement is definetly gaining momentum. Where are all you [censored] and cock lovers out there? Your opinions must be heard.

[Demosthenes]

[censored], because it can be used contructively. I mean whats the worst someone can say, [censored] you? Go [censored] your mother? And [censored] while your at it. I mean, I don't want to be greedy, but if you can. Did I mention it's my birthday...

[JIM]

Happy Birthday to you D. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Demosthenes]

Thank you sir. And you know what I could really use on my birthday...
That's right, for Ryall to let [censored] free! Come one man, [censored]!
And since my last post was censored I was talking about the word F U C K.

[Crystal]

I guess I'll go with the s.h.i.t. word...but I think it's funnier censored. Still, they're right. It's a pretty silly word to censor considering where we are. That'd be like censoring the word poop...oh wait...it is, kinda. /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[Ryall]

Wow, we do the most important contests ever here. Spreading harmony everywhere we go!

The Word of the Day is SHIT. Use it wisely, my peeps...

Oh--keep it out of any SUBJECTS, please. Think of the children, those little shits!

[Razorback]

Eff you see kay! Because then we can say things like "Damn that [[censored]'censored] movie was [censored] awesome! Everyone should go [censored] see this [censored] movie, right [censored] now! [censored] yeah! Fuckitty [censored] [censored] [censored] yeah!!! Hoofuckinah!"

RB

[Razorback]

Damn I didn't catch that shit Chris. Shit... that shittin shits! Shit titty!

Shit.

RB

[Omaru]

Shits yeah,
Chris , you know all the muthashits contests and this shit is the best shit that my eyes have seen compared to all the other shit shit thats out there. any other shit wanna try using the word shit in their post? well as I said this shit is the shittin bomb, I shit you not. anyway I'll stop talking shit and go do some other shit instead.

[Razorback]

Shittin' A! Oh wait... shit an "o" it's easier.

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

No wait, I just got up. I was going to cast my vote for [censored]. I mean, just because TV is letting shit go doesn't mean everyone has too. If TV jumped off of a bridge would you? No, I say be ground braking, be a pioneer. Uncensor f u c k.

Man, I miss all the good shit.

[Zens_7s]

If everybody else jumped off a bridge I would wonder what shit down there is so exciting and jump too....

Shit yeah!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, you'll just jump on any bandwagon full of shit. Howcome you never agree with me. What the [censored]? I take you nice places, I buy you nice things, and you can't ever agree with me when I've got shit to say.

[Zens_7s]

I would agree with you if you actually said something worthwhile.

Usually it is just blah blah blah tell me how much I look like James Van der Beek blah blah next time I will last longer than 5 minutes blah blah can we watch American Idol blah blah

Fine - I agree with you. I will jump on the bandwagon that says you are full of shit. Now buy me something dammit!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, what a surprise. You say I'm full of shit? What about all that, "Oh, you're the only one bit," or, "I never really loved him," or "size doesn't matter," or, "gosh these questions on Millionaire are hard, I'm glad I've got you to bankroll my high society lifestyle so I don't have to think about shit."

Oh, wait. You didn't say that last one. You better recognize just where you get your shit.

[Zens_7s]

Wait! You forgot the other sentences I was forced to say:

"No - I promise I won't tell the guys about your Celine Dion CD collection."

"No - I won't let anyone know that you have watched "A Walk to Remember" 22 times and cry like a little school girl"

and lastly:

"Of course I think it is alright that you have a sexual attraction to Steven Segal. Most men do"

[Robbo_the_Hood]

see, how do I reply to this shit? Do I say how much you want to [censored] Jenna Jameson? Hell, that's just hot. Everyone's going to want a piece of you then.

[Zens_7s]

Hey - she told me she was an "actress". I didn't know what kind.

It was your fault the incident happened. I needed to find someone who actually knew how to use my equipment, instead of spending four hours playing Tuning in Toyko and then asking if we could cuddle.

[Demosthenes]

You ruined my [censored] day Chris! But I forgive you. And a good shit to everyone. Shit, shit... shit.

[BrianLynch]

I'd actually vote for censoring MORE words. Watch "shit" get overused to an annoying, offensive degree now. I have to go weep. Shit.

[Demosthenes]

I'm gonna say get rid of the word 'the'. It could lead to some interesting and inciteful posts. Or cause havoc. Either way, it ought to be alot of fun.

[DarthMaulRat]

How offensive, celebrating the resurrection of the Messiah with profanity. The blasphemous shit pouring out of your mouths will be paid for in hell. Unless this is holy shit. Then it's O.K.

[Ryall]

That's the beauty of being able to block words...if things get ugly, and I'm sure they will, I'll just re-block 'em. I'm thinking of blocking every word that doesn't have an "s" in it, just to challenge people.

[Omaru]

Well, just let nature runs its course for now and call this lifted word an on-trial basis for now. yah?

[Razorback]

That is the shit. Shit is the shit. Shit... can we say [censored] now?

RB

[Omaru]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
That is the shit. Shit is the shit. Shit... can we say [censored] now?

[/ QUOTE ]

We can say [censored] anytime, not on here, but far away from the sensitive eyes of the online world.

[Razorback]

[censored].

Shit...

Hey wait a second... shitfuck! Mwuahahahahahahaha!!!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Omaru]

owww my [censored] sensitive eyes of the online world!!!!! why dear god why wxpose me to such shit! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Razorback]

Shit... sorry. I am such a fucknut.

RB

[Omaru]

you notice people still dont really say shit outside this actual thread.

[Razorback]

Which is disappointing shit.

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That's [censored] horseshit. I use shit everywhere now. I even said it at work yesterday. Some five year old asked me about the new Land Before Time movie and I told her, "You kids'll watch any shit. If the ice age killed off the dinasaurs then how could they make a movie after The Big Freeze? Watch Dark Crystal. Now that's some good shit."

[Razorback]

You are my shit hero.

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Well, I just have more experience with shit. That's why I was lobbying for [censored]. I have to wade through shit every day.

[apollolove]

i still think that it's funnier to have [sensored] (spelled wrong on purpose) than be able to use the word shit...but that's probably just me

&lt;--no longer wants to be a stranger

[Zens_7s]

I am starting to realize that all the fun swear words are losing their luster. When you hear your mom say f**k, you know it is time to invent a totally new word that will shock the shit out of somebody.

Who do we speak to about that?

[crazysheet]

How could fock not win? Oh well, there's always next year.

[Razorback]

I like "feck" anyway... I say "feck" in the real world now. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[SecretArt]

yup feck is much better. fecking hey!

[jjcourtright]

It seems like we would need somebody like Noam Chomski to come up with new words. If I made up a new word, it would probably never catch on.

[Razorback]

Then we agree... and the world comes to an end.

RB

[Zens_7s]

I am rather enjoying the idea of "feck". I think it could catch on.

Lately I find myself going back to the non-profane words like "crap-ola" because it seems to catch people off guard more.

[Razorback]

Yeah, like saying "poopy" or "noggy snaggy dippy" or something, right?

RB

[SecretArt]

see that would just make me laugh... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Zens_7s]

It did make me laugh. Poopy...

The stuff you said as a kid becomes fun again when you should be old enough to think of a better word.

I feel like such a dinglehead. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

You are getting the idea.

RB

[SecretArt]

i remember using the word bugger a lot when i was younger..

[Razorback]

There are like 4 people in the US who use "bugger". I am one of them. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[SecretArt]

i knew there had to be at least one reason to like you and now i've found it /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Zens_7s]

You must fill me in, how do I use bugger in a sentence? Is it a way to describe a person, or an action?

You are a bugger. or...
Bugger off.

BTW- there is a new member right now called Poopypants. I think they are trying to get into our good graces...and it just won't work!

[SecretArt]

bugger off works...

or if you do something wrong/ or something doesn't go according to plan *bugger it* works

[Razorback]

I usually just tell people to "bugger off". /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[SecretArt]

*bugger you* could get you into trouble /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Razorback]

I'm all about trouble.

RB

[SecretArt]

yeah i'd kinda noticed that about you

[Razorback]

It's good to be noticed.

RB

[dEnny]

that almost ranks up there with what Jesus did for mankind. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

I won't be affected by this one...unless Ryall gets on my bad side.

[Dave]

What fun we used to have back in the day. Everyone got in on the action, with a surprise appearance by Brian Lynch

[Zens7s]

It is funny to look back at all the people we have left behind.

OOH! Left Behind! [Zen runs off to find her autographed Growing Pains picture of Kurt Cameron]

And just for old times sake....


SHIT YEAH!

[By-tor]

And along this train of thought, and a bow to Mr Carlin:

SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, AND(with Zens in mind) TITS!!!!!

Damn, that felt good.

[BAMSS04]

Dick, bitch, ass, asshole, stinkfist, prison sex, and schism

[FanGirl]

Barbara Streisand!

[BAMSS04]

Barbara Streisand!

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season1/Sturaisanda.jpg



What have you done??!!!

[acid_soda]

Sperm

[Dave]

And along this train of thought, and a bow to Mr Carlin:

SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, AND(with Zens in mind) TITS!!!!!

Damn, that felt good.

Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Yea! Doodoo shit, FUCK!

[FanGirl]

Dmoney.

[acid_soda]

lazercock

[Dave]

Dmoney.


two more times and he'll re-appear. do you really want that?

[Jason_Brown]

lazercock
For a minute, I thought you meant:
http://horreurnet.free.fr/img/laserhawk.jpg

[acid_soda]

didnt we all?

[phit_demon]

http://www.dailyceleb.com/thumbs/tn.DC.281668.jpg
Cunt Loogies!

[Dave]

Deal!!!!

[By-tor]

http://www.dailyceleb.com/thumbs/tn.DC.281668.jpg
Cunt Loogies!NO DEAL, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

[phit_demon]

NO DEAL, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!
Jeez, someone has sand in their vagina.;)

[By-tor]

Jeez, someone has sand in their vagina.;)Yeah, man, since I know your an expert on the subject which works best for that, Summer's Eve, or Massengill? Do tell. :p

[phit_demon]

Yeah, man, since I know your an expert on the subject which works best for that, Summer's Eve, or Massengill? Do tell. :p
A lady doesn't discuss such matters...it's not proper.


Yeah, I got nuthin'. Damn you By-tor, you're to witty for my study-addled brain.
Curse you and all your Valhallian cohorts!!

[By-tor]

The Viking gods put The Force to shame.

Long live Odin, Loki, Freya, and of course,

Thor, God of Thunder..

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/gene_simmons.jpg

...and Rock And Roll.

[Dave]

The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/198300~The-Decline-of-Western-Civilization-Part-II-The-Metal-Years-Posters.jpg

caught this movie on VH1 the other night....

[By-tor]

Good times.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Great Oldies

[Matthew]

Kool 108