best movie ever [Archive] - FRED Entertainment

notmyself

04-16-2003, 04:40 PM

The best movie ever is... Oh I dont know there is too damn many, but what are your favorites and why.
Some of mine: Trainspotting because it is a perfect adaptation of the book by Irvine Welsch. Blow, also a good adaptation and Johnny Depp nailed the role. Batman Returns, if you dont know why you need to watch it again, and again. Lastly Vanilla Sky, just because it blew my mind and makes me think everytime I watch it again. If you disagree with my picks, tell me why. I can take critisism.

Matt1

04-16-2003, 05:50 PM

I don't quite know about Vanilla Sky. It was an intriguing film, but I don't think they set up the twist enough. There weren't enough clues, y'know? If somebody is going to pull out the rug from under you, they should establish that there is a rug under you. It just seemed to come out of left field.

In a film like "The Sixth Sense" there were little clues dotted throughout as to the true nature of Bruce Willis' character. An intelligent viewer could conceivably figure it out before the reveal. I didn't feel that was true with Vanilla Sky.

notmyself

04-16-2003, 05:55 PM

Maybe the clues were not as obvious in Sky, but thats what makes the second viewing more interesting. You want to go back and see if it all adds up. As for the sixth sense, I had the privilege to see it before anyone spoiled the ending, and I never saw it coming. That is a great movie.

Outer1

04-16-2003, 11:24 PM

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Blow, also a good adaptation and Johnny Depp nailed the role.

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Yes well it also starred PeeWee Herman as a hair dressing drug dealer, and that alone is scary enough to avoid a second viewing.

Basktcas247

05-27-2003, 05:02 PM

The greatest movie ever is the godfather(no dicussion) closely followed by fargo, and pulp fiction

psychofiend

05-27-2003, 08:09 PM

I'm sorry Basktcas, but I am gunna have to disagree with Godfather being the best ever. For one reason, Godfather II was just alil better somehow, making it the best movie ever. It also proved that not all sequels have to suck. As for Pulp Fiction, you are so correct and Fargo was the [censored]! But never Forget the anime classic Akira.

Zens_7s

05-27-2003, 09:22 PM

The Godfather II was excellent, and also my favorite of the three. Can we pretend III didn't happen?

DarthMaulRat

05-27-2003, 11:35 PM

The best part about Godfather pt.II is that you don't have to see the first to enjoy or understand the film. Its great as a stand alone movie. Of course, its really a favorite of guys. Since 'best' is only an opinion, that means that our minority known as male only counts for a little less than half. In a vote, the world's best movie would probably be Sleepless in Seattle or some garbage.

Zens_7s

05-27-2003, 11:50 PM

Sleepless in Seattle - a film used to torture unsuspecting boyfriends around the globe. If I could stomach sitting through it, I would have used it often and to great effect. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Denyse

05-28-2003, 12:58 AM

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Of course, its really a favorite of guys.

[/ QUOTE ] It's a favorite of most females I know as well...Then again, I hang with the Mafia Princess set, so what do I know?

Omaru

05-28-2003, 06:08 AM

The film vanilla sky was a shorter and somehow better version, it seemed to give the film much more of a meaning and fair enough you lose out on jason lee. But Penelopé still goes topless in that version as well.

johnbamforth

05-28-2003, 08:25 AM

my opnion has changed i think the best movie ever is back to the future for one reason mcfly

35mmCritic

05-28-2003, 10:15 PM

I can give you ten "maybe bests" but not one best.

1. the Maltese Falcon, Bogart's shining hour. His performance in this flic is the standard by which I personally judge actors.

2. Four Rooms, the final sketch (the Twilight Zone Scene) was shot in one continuous run of film with one camera. Absolute genius on the part of Quint to design and the actors to perform.

3. Halloween, John Carpenter's first hit movie. Shot for like twenty bucks and a half dozen day old donuts. It is the template for low budget terror and he gave us Jamie Lee Curtis.

4. Fight Club, love it or hate it it is an excellent idea. Taking the angst of a bunch of twenty something guys, frustrated with how boring post college middle-classdom is, and turning it into a phylosophical, cultural phenominon.

5. Star Wars, Lucas' inovations in this movie set the wheels in motion for all of the modern special affects we now see. Nuf said.

6. The Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins made Hannibal Lechter the single most frightening, realistic and recognizable movie murderer of all time. The acting across the board was stellar. The light was great, the screenplay was great, the score was great, well, you get the idea.

7. El Dorado, John Wayne's best movie in my opinion. But the real thing that made this one great was a young James Caan. Supporting actor to two of the biggest names on film at the time(Wayne and Mitchum) and he shined. Caan made what could have been just another western into a truly entertaining movie.

8. Planet of the Apes(1968), the most thought provoking and simply creepy movie concept up till that point. The costume and makeup work was great for the time, aswell.

9. Ocean's Eleven(2000), not to impune the Rat Pack, they are the coolest guys ever, but the new movie was just that, a new movie. I really hate remakes but this one was impressive. Clooney is my hero, Pitt ain't far behind him.

10. Psycho(1960), Hitchcock was the first real master of making his books into films. An author by god given gift and a film maker by heart he poored his erie vision on to 35mm as well as anyone since with the exception of maybe Steven King.

johnbamforth

05-29-2003, 12:49 AM

very good list but ur missing a few 3 are easy able to be on that list
1 ben hur a movie in which people have been enjoying for years
2 alien for the simple fact that the scenes in tha tmovie are great
3 and this one needs no explination dancing with wolves

syruss

06-15-2003, 04:15 PM

this maybe not the best movie but has to come close...Duel....steven spielbergs first movie and what a movie it was.

psychofiend

06-15-2003, 06:42 PM

Godfather II is, was and always will be the best.

code6enterprises

06-15-2003, 07:22 PM

I can't just say one movie that is the best because I love way too many movies to pick just one. Any one that can pick just one and never change their mind isn't a real movie lover.

LeonardoLeonardo

06-15-2003, 08:55 PM

Spaceballs

bonging

06-16-2003, 08:26 AM

apocalypse now for the the helicopter pilots all goin surfin and playin the music as they take out the v.c.
chopper cus it depicts the average aussie joe gettin away with murder
blues brothers who can forget the car chase
and theres way to many others to mention

Zens_7s

06-16-2003, 11:28 PM

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."

joshtaylor

06-17-2003, 05:09 AM

Here are some that haven't been mentioned:
1. Reservoir Dogs
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Evil Dead
4. Citizen Kane

bonging

06-17-2003, 09:56 AM

zens_7s you are a legend anyone who can quote apocolypse now is friend of mine

psychofiend

06-17-2003, 02:34 PM

"The Charlie's getting strong while I'm getting weak."

bonging

06-18-2003, 08:39 AM

psychofiend you're a legend as well theres not too many people out there that have heard that from me

psychofiend

06-18-2003, 03:21 PM

I will take that as a compliment. Than you! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

nick1990

06-20-2003, 07:41 AM

i disagry the best movie of all time is definately Zoolander /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif this is a harlarius movie staring Ben Stiller

jayandbobrock

07-10-2003, 12:32 PM

i think either jay and silent bob strike back,mallrats or national security

Psyche

07-10-2003, 01:32 PM

i dont have one fave in particular.......

but as i'm watching rock star atm..i do like the orgy scene in this......but thats just me =x

predator125

07-10-2003, 01:39 PM

you needto add jay ansd silent bob and im sure most of the poeple out there can agree. tell me yes or no

psychofiend

07-10-2003, 03:35 PM

Psyche you are the most perverted chick I have ever heard, I am so in love.

Zens_7s

07-10-2003, 03:38 PM

...said in a Chuck Woolery voice
Ladies and Gentleman, we have made a love connection!
cue theme music

Psyche

07-11-2003, 12:17 AM

do i make you horny baby do i do i? do i make you randy /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

=D

it's fun to be a perv =]

ps. i write porn too =x but shhh i didn't tell you that

ricklevence

07-11-2003, 01:03 AM

I agree, Zoolander was an awesome movie... But my favourite movie... that I think is the best movie ever would have to be Boondock Saints...

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 12:21 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
do i make you horny baby do i do i? do i make you randy

=D

it's fun to be a perv =]

ps. i write porn too =x but shhh i didn't tell you that

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Wow now your just trying to tease me.
Anyway, I saw the best movie ever today, Say anything... She gave him a pen, I'm still laughing about that.

karmattack

07-11-2003, 12:42 PM

Dude, I just got that DVD for my birthday. It's a classic. John Cusack teamed up with Cameron Crowe = unstoppable.
some favorite lines:
"You MUST chill! You MUST chill! I have hidden your keys from you!"
Dobler to nephew "What do we love?!" nephew "...PAIN!"
Dobler to sister "You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious."

Psyche

07-11-2003, 02:52 PM

heh it's hard to tease when u dont even know what i look like =x

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 03:16 PM

I can imagine based on the avatar, you look kinda like my friend Jody based on it.

brycejmcewen

07-11-2003, 03:45 PM

You realize that the image in her avatar is not so much a picture of a real human being as much as it is a computer drawn picture of a human being? Not that I'm saying she isn't a total fox, but people have been known to be slightly misleading on the internet. Although I'm not 100% convinced that she was trying to pass her avatar off as herself.

Psyche

07-11-2003, 05:52 PM

that isnt what i look like silly =P that's a cartoon. lookie in my profile theres a link to an aol site my pic is on there

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 06:08 PM

Tried, nothing found... Kinda wish i did know what you looked like though, that way I could put a face in my head of you.

Psyche

07-11-2003, 06:11 PM

http://hometown.aol.com/psyche21283

bleah go there

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 07:41 PM

You have a nice smile. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Psyche

07-11-2003, 07:56 PM

heh that's all that's nice about me? =P

psychofiend

07-11-2003, 08:23 PM

People comment on my "nice teeth."

Psyche

07-11-2003, 08:28 PM

i get nice smile and nice eyes all the time

then they see full body pics and they say i have huge tits and are pervs from then on in

psychofiend

07-12-2003, 10:06 AM

I see... lol

Omaru

07-12-2003, 05:32 PM

sometimes posting seems awkward, now would be one of those times

code6enterprises

07-12-2003, 08:44 PM

Yea, usually I would say something like "Get a room, you two." But I won't do that.

{Folds arms across chest and grins, amused with himself}

psychofiend

07-13-2003, 09:56 AM

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then they see full body pics and they say i have huge tits and are pervs from then on in

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Tits don't really matter to me, as long as there are some. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

FeistyDanielle

07-13-2003, 05:11 PM

I prefer movies that leave you saying "That's it?! There isn't anymore??" For some reason or another, I just love movies where nothing happens or nothing is resolved - I like walking away from a movie feeling uncomfortable and unsatisfied with the conclusion. I appreciate that feeling much more than the one achieved when every little problem or twitch in the plot is neatly wrapped up by the closing credits. Seriously.

For this reason, I like The Virigin Sucides, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Magnolia, et cetera et cetera et cetera, and so on and so forth.

Zens_7s

07-13-2003, 06:12 PM

I also enjoy movies that leave me with complicated feelings. Life does not wrap up conflict in neat packages. I recently saw Laurel Canyon, a movie I loved and many people seem to hate. What complaint did I hear? You don't know what HAPPENS to Christian Bale's character. Here may be the big shocker; nothing may happen. The character, just like real people, may change nothing, learn nothing, and keep making the same mistakes over and over. Most moviegoers like things spelled out for them.

What I do not like is the recent trend of not resolving conflict specifically to generate sequals. Sitting in Spiderman, every member of the audience could read the "HEY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A SEQUEL!" vibes.

ILovePapaSmurf

07-13-2003, 06:47 PM

Here are my top 10:

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Trainspotting (great great movie!)
3. Tombstone
4. Face/Off
5. Sorry Wrong Number (Old School Movie starring Barbara Stanwych (sp?))
6. The Truth About Cats and Dogs
7. While You Were Sleeping
8. Married to the Mob
9. Brassed Off
10. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

oiyagami

07-13-2003, 09:49 PM

you dumb son ofa bitch, heres what the [censored] core of greatness in a film is all about, Fight Club, see it, absorb it, then come to rationalization with yourself about recognizing a [censored] killer film.

PelhamHornet89

07-14-2003, 01:09 AM

The best movie in the [censored] world is Jay and silent bob strike Back.This bitch is off the chain.that is true and i know cause,I am the master of the clit.BONGNEE /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Zens_7s

07-14-2003, 01:21 AM

I would wager a large sum of money that you are not the master of the clit.

psychofiend

07-14-2003, 09:41 AM

Bongnee??? is something wrong with your knee and you need a bong??

sinfrost

08-25-2003, 11:55 AM

Yeah, there's some good ones. Shawshank Redemption is probably my favorite adaption. Regarding Vanilla Sky, the spanish film is ten times better. I hate Cameron Crowe's work, he should of left the original as is and not tried to North-Americanize it. Someone was insulting Blow, that was a great flick. Requiem For A Dream is a masterpiece, as well. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

predator125

08-25-2003, 06:52 PM

you got to watch less gay movies. Those movies on that list sucked. try predator with arnold and terminator with arnold. Or if you want a good action gore movie see dog soilders.

psychofiend

08-25-2003, 08:24 PM

I think that the best movie is Edward Scissorhands because it is touching, how do you like that [censored].

matthew_almeida

08-26-2003, 12:28 AM

tim burtons an artsy cooky guy (makes tim burton hands) and he would never read a comic book

Denyse

08-26-2003, 01:26 AM

So...they are letting intellectually challenged potty mouths into USC these days? In my day, they were careful enough in screening students that they only allowed marginally intelligent, drunken, potty mouths in. Well, so much for standards...I think I'm gonna have to send back my alumni pin and cancel those football tickets.

psychofiend

08-26-2003, 07:32 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
tim burtons an artsy cooky guy (makes tim burton hands) and he would never read a comic book

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[censored] you, man. Tim Burton can do no wrong. I cannot wait to see his version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.
http://user.chollian.net/~movieland/data/tim-camera.jpg

ratm1966

08-26-2003, 08:27 AM

I can't wait for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory too. I just wish that the earlier reports are correct. I would much rather see Christopher Walken as Wonka instead of Johnny Depp.

DangerSeeker

08-26-2003, 12:00 PM

Psycho: I'd say Planet of the Apes was a misstep, so the man can do some wrong, but not much. I have faith.

Other guy (who I'm pretty damn sick of):As for Tim Burton not reading comics, I know he's made comments to that effect, but to say he would NEVER read one? Riiiight. To catch the man with an issue of Batman would be... research.

matthew_almeida

08-26-2003, 05:56 PM

no see i was making a joke...it was in an evening with kevin smith what i said...tim burtons a good director...i was just quoting...my apoligies

Efexeye

08-26-2003, 06:40 PM

I think there are cuts in the 4th scene of 4 Rooms- a camera can't hold enough film to do that shot on one reel. I think you may be off base, here.

sinfrost

08-26-2003, 07:46 PM

Hey, I appreciate those obscure references to the classic, "An Evening With Kevin Smith". . .these guys don't get it, though *shakes head in dissapointment*. As for Tim Burton, I dig this guy's work. Best flick: Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Tim nailed that one! In more ways than one. The art direction is top notch. Has anyone seen his flick, "Frankenweenie"? It's a good one.

matthew_almeida

08-26-2003, 08:06 PM

i agree, some people just dont know the clasic jokes

hurrycane

08-26-2003, 08:18 PM

Pam and tommy....nuff said

code6enterprises

08-26-2003, 08:43 PM

Great filmmaking. The art directing is top notch. Along with the soundtrack. One of the best ever.

psychofiend

08-27-2003, 08:21 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
no see i was making a joke...it was in an evening with kevin smith what i said...tim burtons a good director...i was just quoting...my apoligies

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I can get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

matthew_almeida

08-27-2003, 08:41 PM

what? whose a butcher? why do you do that to cows?

psychofiend

08-27-2003, 09:44 PM

Dude I don't do that to cows. Me and Chewbacca (her real name is Michelle) are happy lovers.

matthew_almeida

08-27-2003, 09:46 PM

chewbacca isnt a cow, and even if she was...why would you want a cow if you had her

psychofiend

08-27-2003, 09:54 PM

Chewbacca is actually a French woman.

matthew_almeida

08-27-2003, 09:55 PM

what is she your internet gf? or your butcher that helps with the cow buiness? or is she the blow up doll with cat hair?

DangerSeeker

08-28-2003, 01:55 PM

Ahhh, this is all so confusing! Now I have no idea what I'M sleeping with!

I hope it isn't an appliance or a reptile...

karmattack

08-28-2003, 02:00 PM

The best movie ever is about DangerSeeker sleeping with Chewbacca and a French cow?

FanGirl

08-28-2003, 02:07 PM

"Hey, isn't this the weekend that you're supposed to meet your girlfriend from the Internet?"
"Yeah, but she has, uh, some photo shoot in Fiji for a catalog or something, I don't know..."
"Oh man, that sucks."
"Yeah. It's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington."

jjcourtright

08-28-2003, 03:00 PM

Why am I so drawn to movies about high school? Damn you CAN'T HARDLY WAIT. Anybody else suffer from this affliction?

FanGirl

08-28-2003, 03:02 PM

Hello. My name is FanGirl and I am drawn to high school movies.

karmattack

08-28-2003, 03:02 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Why am I so drawn to movies about high school? Damn you CAN'T HARDLY WAIT. Anybody else suffer from this affliction?

[/ QUOTE ] this doesn't have to do with being an ordained minister, does it?

OH! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif KIDDING. KIDDING! I had to swing at that one.

jjcourtright

08-28-2003, 03:05 PM

I probably shouldn't admit this, but ding, ding, ding. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

karmattack

08-28-2003, 03:08 PM

...that made me cry /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

DangerSeeker

08-28-2003, 05:12 PM

EEEP! you turned Chewbacca off with that one. Luckily, the French cow had the exact opposite effect.

lyeulet

08-28-2003, 05:19 PM

A personal favourite has to be remember the titans,

TomHarrington

08-28-2003, 05:54 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Hello. My name is FanGirl and I am drawn to high school movies.

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Hello Fangirl. Thanks for sharing. Keep coming back. One reel at a time, that's the way we do it here.

psychofiend

08-28-2003, 06:03 PM

Chewbacca is a French woman that is why she is so hairy.

karmattack

08-28-2003, 07:20 PM

I am a French woman and that's why I have a penis.

psychofiend

08-28-2003, 08:13 PM

No it's just a big clit and that is why France is so full of whorehouses.

karmattack

08-28-2003, 08:22 PM

Man, you just had to go and spoil a perfectly good Freedom joke.

code6enterprises

08-28-2003, 08:24 PM

I am now working as a substitue teacher so I bought lunch at DCHS today and on the sign it said <blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
FREEDOM Fries $.50

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karmattack

08-28-2003, 08:53 PM

I kid around, but that honestly is the kind of immaturity parents spank 5 year-olds over.

Next it will be "I have an invisible lazer gun" fries. Then, "I have a force field" fries, followed by "Well, I'm invincible" fries. Then someone's going to get a grass stain on their good school clothes and get grounded from chocolate pudding for a month.

Omaru

08-28-2003, 09:03 PM

maybe someone will market chocolate fries, they alread yhave chocolate chips, even if they are only in cookies

DangerSeeker

08-29-2003, 09:24 AM

I love chocolate fries. Golden crisp, dipped in chocolate milkshake or pudding. Happened by accident, now I can't imagine how it once seemed gross.

Gonna get breakfast now. Maybe some freedom toast.

jjcourtright

08-29-2003, 02:59 PM

Wendy's fries with Frosties. Yeah.

karmattack

08-29-2003, 03:01 PM

I do that too. I get fries, a frosty and chili. Then it's like a fry orgy. Hot frosty/chili action, baby!

MacReady

08-29-2003, 03:10 PM

Sharky's Machine. I freakin' love this flick. Ok, not the best movie ever...but I love it. Yes, I am strange. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

jjcourtright

08-29-2003, 03:39 PM

Most of my weird eating habits come from Wendy's. In high school, when we were low on money we would go to Wendys and eat crackers and cream. I also used to go for their all-you-can-eat chili night every week. Now I am pretty disgusted by it.

code6enterprises

08-29-2003, 05:56 PM

After a night out drinking, one of my friends always wanted to stop at Steak and Shake at like 4AM. He would then line up 15-20 creams and just take them like shots all in 30 seconds. That place is creepy at 4AM. A bunch of guys like us. {shudders}

chopperread

03-11-2004, 06:27 AM

i have to say that the best movie ever has to be fear and loathing in las vegas, its not a very well known film but i really love it. Johnny depp and Benicio Del Toro were fantastic in at and fitted the rolls amazingly. Ok, maybe it doesnt show what an acid trip is really like, but it lets you see into the mind of a narcotic really well.

KingBison

03-11-2004, 10:06 AM

Fear and loathing is a very well known movie, Thus the title cult classics. You see kids, cult classic or cult hit isnt just a catchy phrase reviewers used to describe a movie. It actually means movies that tank at the box office but have a rise in popularity in another forum like video or tv.

karmattack

03-11-2004, 10:24 AM

I just threw Fear and Loathing in for my roommate the other night. Damn, I love that movie. I wouldn't call it my favorite, but it's top 5 with a "Zang."

Others would be American Beauty, Fight Club, Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction.

AskewView00

03-11-2004, 10:24 AM

I think the best movie ever is.... The Crow.
That movie is sooo cool, I mean Brandon Lee is in it.
He has been in some of the coolest movies, but The Crow is the best movie ever.

winky465

07-20-2004, 12:02 PM

my best movie ever is armageddon great classic film

mytehdogizflying

07-20-2004, 06:15 PM

It's impossible to name just one so heres my top five
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Fight Club
Dawn of the Dead
Army of Darkness
Seven Samurai

supermodel

03-20-2005, 01:57 AM

OOOOOhhhhhhh shit. you [censored] have nothing better to do than sit around and talk about a bunch of stupid movies I can't believe you have nothing better to do.Stupid [censored]!!!!I bet you guys are like 50 and live with your mamas and live in the basement and eat chocolate and grow beards and play with your cat and collect comics you dumb [censored] hehehehehehehehe I'm gonna take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!! And eat you all like mars bars.

Matthew

03-20-2005, 02:32 AM

And you have nothing better to do than post that crap. <blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
eat you all like mars bars.

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Does this mean you eat the nut first?

Omaru

03-20-2005, 09:51 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
And eat you all like mars bars

[/ QUOTE ]
Don't you mean a tootsie roll?

Not that I'm ungreatful, normally I have to pay for this kind of service, so thanks.

ratm1966

03-20-2005, 11:17 AM

Holy shit! How did you know I was growing a beard?

03-20-2005, 03:20 PM

Lessee here, I get paid to sit around and watch movies on TV, 50 is still a good 18 years away, my 1200 sq ft, two-bedroom apartment is on the second floor AND is as far away from my mother as one could geographically get without leaving the contiguous United States. I shaved my beard on my birthday, got rid of the cat almost a year ago and I only own about twelve comic books (a low number I'm ashamed of actually) Oh, and I'm not really a fan of chocolate.

Someone bent on world domination should know that jumping to conclusions and making false assumptions could lead to having your neck stretched by a long drop at the end of a short rope. Stupid ass... meh, supermodel... falls right in line with the stereotype. Except for the part about eating us all like mars bars.

I should stop posting five minutes after waking up... I'm not much of a morning person.