View Full Version : Girls I wouldn't touch with a 30-ft Pole
GoreFollower
10-13-2003, 04:25 PM
You know that girl at school or at work that you had a total crush on until you found out that they had sex or gave sexual favors to another kid you hated or know. Or that girl you had the hots for until you realized they liked something that you couldn't stand. Let me list some examples.
-girls who like ICP or any Rap!!
-girls that find any boy bands extremley hot!
-psychofiend's mom or sisters (shudder)
-girls whose face or body that resembles men in anyway
-girls who went out with any of my freinds. (specifically Sean)
-girls who have issues
(note: sadly, these boundaries tend to disappear when I am under the influence)
Razorback
10-13-2003, 04:27 PM
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-girls who have issues
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Dude... you just took yourself out of the race.
RB
Robbo_the_Hood
10-13-2003, 04:32 PM
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you had a total crush on until you found out that they had sex or gave sexual favors to another kid you hated or know
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You know, I had a thing for Britney Spears, but now she's got all those germs that Madonna has. Germs that include Dennis Rodman, mind you.
GoreFollower
10-13-2003, 04:32 PM
http://wh0rd.de/humor/pictures/grandmajokepicture.jpg
TAKE THAT BACK!!
GoreFollower
10-13-2003, 04:34 PM
I would have done Pamela Anderson a few years ago, but I would rather do a inflateable doll instead of getting Hepatitis-C from that Blonde.
ILovePapaSmurf
10-13-2003, 05:18 PM
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-girls that find any boy bands extremley hot!
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Damn, I am out..
*Throws away gore's address*
code6enterprises
10-13-2003, 05:22 PM
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girls who have issues
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Issues of what? Entertainment Weekly, Vouge, Cosmo Girl.
Matt1
10-13-2003, 05:46 PM
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Dude... you just took yourself out of the race.
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That would imply he was in it to begin with. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
code6enterprises
10-13-2003, 05:52 PM
BUUUUUUUUURN!
Psyche
10-13-2003, 08:12 PM
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-girls who have issues
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if a girl doesnt have issues then she is a robot b/c all humans have issues
Matthew
10-13-2003, 08:31 PM
Well put Psyche!
If a person doesn't want to deal with issues in a partner, they will NEVER have a partner.
EternalStrife
10-13-2003, 10:48 PM
I subscribe to celibacy.
Matt1
10-14-2003, 02:44 AM
Than you should also subscribe to Playboy. I don't wanna turn on the evening news and find out you went crazy and started picking off student nurses from a clocktower. Hilarious as that scenario might sound. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Efexeye
10-14-2003, 07:48 AM
Any girl with fake tits is unattractive to me. Why would someone want to mutilate themselves?
EternalStrife
10-14-2003, 10:34 AM
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....crazy and started picking off student nurses from a clocktower.
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You don't see monks and priests doing that, now do you?
no they just molest little boys
Omaru
10-14-2003, 01:25 PM
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Any girl with fake tits is unattractive to me. Why would someone want to mutilate themselves?
[/ QUOTE ] so that includes girls who are into piercing as well then?
Droogan_Leader
10-14-2003, 02:00 PM
These are the types I stay away from:
1. Girls who are 'confused', and don't know what they want out of a relationship, and often from life in general.
2. Girls who are looking for someone to 'rescue' them from their last relationship.
3. Girls who know, and fervently believe, in their own beauty.
4. Girls who misspell a lot, using rathers like 'kewl', '2' and 'u'
5. Girls who don't really care who it is, they just want to be with someone (usually because they are desperate). I have this rule because I have this thing about being liked for who I am.
6. Girls who are ditsy.
7. Girls who feel 'dirty' after making out, generally over-zealous church girls with much deeper underlying issues.
8. Girls who get around.
9. Girls who curse a lot.
10. Girls who dress like two-cent whores.
11. Girls who, as they hug their guy, give you a look over his shoulder. Nothing worse.
Well, there's my contribution.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-14-2003, 02:26 PM
I must reply on a couple of these.
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1. Girls who are 'confused', and don't know what they want out of a relationship, and often from life in general.
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That's just the girls nice way of blowing you off. "I'm confused, I don't know what I want," literally translates into English as, "I sure as hell know I don't want you."
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2. Girls who are looking for someone to 'rescue' them
[/ QUOTE ] As long as girls watch Sex in the City or are read stories of Cinderella and Snow White, they will always be looking for someone to rescue them. I believe Ms. Zens touched briefly on this in another thread, and it had something to do with "trapping a man."
And from the looks of it, you've ruled out every other type of girl there is . . .
um, except really hot Cubs fans. I'm never getting off of the couch.
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Girls who, as they hug their guy, give you a look over his shoulder.
[/ QUOTE ] No shit, guy. My best friend and his wife have seperated after their marriage lasted all of six months. They aren't divorced because Catholics look down on that sort of thing (Catholics in South Carolina?). So, I go to South Carolina to visit everyone, and she makes some excuse to get us in a situation where we are by ourselves. Then she gets all touchy feely and whatnot. Here, I'm thinking, "I was the best man at your wedding." So, I play dumb and I don't succumb to her advances. That's the type of girl you want to stay away from.
Efexeye
10-14-2003, 02:28 PM
Piercing to me is not mutilation. Cutting back a flap of skin and cramming in a balloon filled with salt water then sewing it back up is.
karmattack
10-14-2003, 02:49 PM
As much as I think they are theoretically the same, I used to have a piercing that went through the conch (the hard cartilage "bowl") of my ear twice so it looked like it was suspended in my ear [the pic below is of me receiving the first of the two holes]. It looked like mutilation. Then, I took it out all by myself and *FWIP* there was nothing. I would like to see Pam Anderson do that.
Plus, that type of cosmetic surgery IN MY HUMBLE OPINION is just an outward expression of inner self-doubt and loathing. It says to me "Stay away; I am shallow and think small breasts could keep me from being a good person." That has "ick" written all over it.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/403924/pierced.jpg
Efexeye
10-14-2003, 02:57 PM
Exactly- it is not only the fakeness of the tits but the fakeness of the person that is off-putting. Besides, fake tits look fake- no woman I've ever been with has had boobs that stand up straight when she lies down. I see some of these strippers with basketball-sized implants, and I don't know who to feel more sorry for- them, or the poor pathetic bastards that empty their pockets to watch them jiggle a little.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-14-2003, 03:06 PM
I'm going to get in so much trouble for posting this, but . . .
There is no such thing as fake tits.
karmattack
10-14-2003, 03:08 PM
Semantics. You're just talking about prosthetic fake tits.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-14-2003, 03:21 PM
And all I'm saying is regardless if they are raised organically or hormonally injected, it's still called a hamburger.
karmattack
10-14-2003, 03:31 PM
A tit by any other name would feel as jiggly?
Zens_7s
10-14-2003, 04:05 PM
I think it, yet again, speaks volumes about what woman believe men want. Some woman are willing to do anything to mold themselves into another person's ideal. Other people, like myself, believe in working with what your momma gave you. I think getting plastic sugery is cheating the game. I especially think this since the older I get, the lower my real rack will sink, and theirs will stay upright for the half-life of plutonium. I hate them for that /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
HOWEVER...as often the lone female in a night on the town with the boys, I have heard these comments before: "Oh, I don't like fake breasts/hair/butt/sleazy dressing/makeup/manicures/bitchiness/skinnyness..." But when it comes down to picking the girls to hit on and go goo-goo over they invariably still pick the one that looks the closest to a fake plastic doll. Talk is cheap boys!
GoreFollower
10-14-2003, 04:17 PM
By "issues" I mean the girl who for no reason, starts crying in class, gets angry easily, tried to kill themselves,etc. I don't need any of that shit.
Razorback
10-14-2003, 04:19 PM
That's the best kind!
RB
Psyche
10-14-2003, 04:20 PM
and that is a lot of girls. the first two can be attributed to hormones in some of them.
psychofiend
10-14-2003, 04:27 PM
The girl with whom I am a suitor right now is totally different than what I usually like in a girl.
1. I don't like piercings around the mouth, she has a chin piercing.
2. I don't like girls who are caught doing dumb things, she had court and was very lucky on Friday.
3. I hate girls who hang out with my friend Chuck, she is one of his good friends.
There are more but these just prove that you cannot make strict things about the type of people you like.
code6enterprises
10-14-2003, 08:32 PM
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There is no such thing as fake tits.
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If I can touch em, they're real.
Razorback
10-14-2003, 08:38 PM
If I can touch them I don't CARE if they are real.
RB
ratm1966
10-14-2003, 09:02 PM
I don't like the women who one day think everything in the relationship is great, and the next day there are major problems, and there weren't any changes from one day to the next. I dumped my last girlfriend because of this. Oh yeah, and she asked if she could stay at my place a lot to help watch my daughter (even though she was old enough to not need a babysitter). I agreed and two weeks later she complained that I thought nothing of her other than as a babysitter. She was packing her things that night.
Oh, and dead women. Gotta stay away from them too.
Wait, and women with an annoying laugh, and they laugh all the time.
That's about it for me.
Razorback
10-14-2003, 09:04 PM
That's every woman! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
I dated a woman once... we dated for years. Something went "off" and I broke up with her. Now... she calls me a few times, telling me that she can't live without me et cetera. I knew what time of the month it was, I knew she was just emotional, and vulnurable. So I told her to call me in a week.
I think I heard from her about 6 months later, and I think we talked about her new boyfriend. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
RB
Psyche
10-15-2003, 01:29 PM
so stuffing silicone/saline implants in breasts to make them unnaturally larger arent fake?
Robbo_the_Hood
10-15-2003, 03:06 PM
do I have to quote myself again? Did you not see my analogy to the situation? Regardless if they are plastic, they are still there.
And even if I was making a JOKE, what does it matter to you if I do enjoy looking at girls that have been augmented? Some guys looking at older chicks, other guys go for much wierder shit that has popped up all over the internet.
And maybe it's not the girls who are stupid. These girls ultimately get men to give them more money. Do you know how hard it is not to believe the lie in one of those clubs that the girl goes into work every day on the off chance you may show up? That's how they get repeat business.
And it is why I don't like going to those establishments. But if I want to remark to my companions (male or female)that a certain girl on TV or in a magazine or across the bar, "She has great breasts," then I will. It doesn't make me shallow. What would make me shallow is if I only wanted money so I could increase my chances of sleeping with her.
And there is such a double standard when it comes to complimenting a women. You think you are entitled to idolitry. And some women feel so bad about not being idolized that they figure implants of any kind will keep them on this pedistal. This whole, unleashing-the-goddess crap that faux-feminists are pushing on you is unhealthy, especially when little girls like you buy into it. It's the kind of stuff that leads to botox injections when women are in their fifties.
So, if I'm staring at a woman's breasts, I don't care if they are "fake" or not. She still has breasts and I'm still staring.
Or maybe I don't care if a woman has implants or not because there are more important things when it comes to evaluating women.
code6enterprises
10-15-2003, 08:44 PM
They're just made from fake material.
Psyche
10-16-2003, 10:20 PM
for one i did not say i was entitled to anything. in fact if you knew me you'd also know if i see a female with great breasts i comment on it to. but of course u just assumed things. there are more important things to a woman then whether she has breasts. i personally would never get plastic surgery. id rather deal with what i was given then have to adjust myself to get approval. id rather be liked for what's inside then the way i look. i don't care whether you like looking at girls that are augmented or not. i just pointed out that there is such a thing as fake tits. i mean if i had the time to i would bring up the 324435345 sites on posioning due to implants. so i'm sorry if i pointed out the flaw in your logic of there are no fake tits. ive seen too many horror stories to not point out that implats are indeed fake.
Dr3vil
10-17-2003, 01:06 AM
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I don't like the women who one day think everything in the relationship is great, and the next day there are major problems, and there weren't any changes from one day to the next.
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Yea, women don't really communicate in language. Mostly it's in series of subtle cues based on emotional reactions that are transparent to them and expected to be obvious to you as well.
And now for something completely different:
And it's not like I can get poisoning from fake tits. To reiterate, if I can touch 'em, they're real.
karmattack
10-17-2003, 12:28 PM
Man! I'm sorry. I missed everything you said. I was reading your t-shirt.
Psyche
10-17-2003, 06:26 PM
note to self..write anything meaningful i want men to know across my tits
code6enterprises
10-17-2003, 08:46 PM
They'd just pretend to read them.
Psyche
10-17-2003, 08:49 PM
well at least my words would get looked at..and they would pretend to take them seriously
Matthew
10-17-2003, 08:54 PM
If all your looking for is a guy to pretend to pay attention to you, watch Dr. Phil.
Psyche
10-17-2003, 09:03 PM
nah. being good in bed is a plus too
..heh im jk i look for more in a guy then that =p
Matthew
10-17-2003, 09:36 PM
I thought you had a BF?
Or, did something happen?
Psyche
10-17-2003, 09:37 PM
i do. and he likes my titties very much =p
Matthew
10-17-2003, 09:50 PM
HMM, does he know about our Halloween date?
Matt1
10-18-2003, 01:19 AM
That's the oldest trick in the book.
Squinting, "What's your T-shirt say?" Squints some more. "Oh, I see. That's a nice t-shirt." Runs off, giggling, "Hehehe, I was lookin' at her boobies. Hehehe."
Not that I would ever employ this trick. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
psychofiend
10-18-2003, 10:16 AM
I don't stare at girls boobies unless the girl has them out on display, if they do they're free game to look at!
Zens_7s
10-18-2003, 11:09 AM
I agree with Psycho. It cracks me up when a girl complains about having her chest stared at when she is wearing a tank-top 4 sizes too small. I never object to shaking what the maker gave you, but don't bother to act offended when it was the goal to have someone pay attention. There is also a great deal to be said for being a little low-key when fishing for attention also. Thanking people politely, without drama, and then attempting to redirect their eyes from the region seems to work with most guys.
I also think a woman shouldn't complain about being "objectified" by men if she inserts foreign objects into herself to make things larger. If she wants to become an object, fess up, and go on about the goals of trophy-wife status.
bankey
10-18-2003, 12:30 PM
dude that licks balls and shit
psychofiend
10-18-2003, 05:16 PM
Thank you very much Zens.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-18-2003, 05:34 PM
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i pointed out the flaw in your logic of there are no fake tits
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No, you missed the point in my logic. I guess I'll have to use another variation of my hamburger analogy:
Whether or not the hamburger in question is actually made of beef, or if it is made from soy like the one in your school cafeteria, it is still called a hamburger. The latter is not referred to as a "fake" hamburger. Its purpose is still fullfilled as nourishment. Now, a hamburger that is made from play-dough? That's a fake hamburger. Or, say somone replaces the meat or meat-like substance with kleenex? You no longer have a hamburger.
When breasts are filled with saline, breasts are still there. They retain their functions as far as ogling perposes are concerned. When you stuff your bra with kleenex to get all the other middle school boys to finally notice you, breasts are not there. Therefore, those would be defined as "fake breasts."
I don't think I can spell this out any more clearly.
Psyche
10-18-2003, 05:42 PM
actually if hamburgers are not made of meat ..but of some form of vegetable ie soy..they're called veggie burgers. and as for the tissue analogy, the implants do exactly what the tissues do..give the illusion of something that's not actually there naturally. i guess you can't understand that since you don't h ave boobs.
Zens_7s
10-18-2003, 06:06 PM
Maybe not, but I know he has for more experience feeling them and looking at them than you do. Unless there is something you would like to share with the class...
Psyche
10-18-2003, 06:35 PM
funny. i feel boobs every day. and my sexuality has nothing to do with it. my sexuality shouldn't even come into it. but hey if you want to try to give a low blow like that..be my guest =] after all it's only a message board isn't it?
Omaru
10-18-2003, 06:51 PM
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funny. i feel boobs every day. and my sexuality has nothing to do with it.
[/ QUOTE ] lucky you, I dont feel boobs since umm, anyway who cares when? its further evidence god is a woman, or just very jealous of me by trying to deprive me of things that would make me cooler than god
Zens_7s
10-18-2003, 07:34 PM
It wasn't a low blow. My point is that he is a man, and unless you are a custom bra fitter at Victoria's Secret, I doubt you feel a VARIETY of breasts everyday. You also stated that you are not bisexual in a conversation with Psycho, so you don't feel more than your own as a recreational activity.
He is a man who finds breasts sexually attractive and is a better barometer of attractiveness than someone who does not have a sexual interest in other woman's breasts.
Honestly, how often do people have to take out magic markers and draw a flow chart for you to understand the most basic of concepts?
[Holds up a white placard with black-writing that says... Paragraph 3 was a low-blow]
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:06 PM
who says i don't look at breasts for attractiveness? i do. i'm comfortable in my sexuality to be able to look at a woman and gague their attractiveness. i don't find implants attractive. and i can tell when a woman has them. just because he likes to have sex with the women who have the breasts and i don't doesnt make him any better of a judge of their attractiveness then me. and how do you know if ive touched other breasts recreationally or not? i mean just b/c i'm heterosexual doesn't mean i've only touched my own breasts. there are such thing as fake breasts.
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:14 PM
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there are such thing as fake breasts
[/ QUOTE ]Huh? This is like having a conversation with American Cheese.
Razorback
10-19-2003, 07:15 PM
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This is like having a conversation with American Cheese.
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Huh?
RB
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:16 PM
sorry i forgot an s
'there are such things as fake breasts'
there is such a thing as a 'typo' look it up. shall i get a dictionary for you?
and if you talk to american cheese you should see a therapist. you have major issues.
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:17 PM
I retract that statement. American Cheese is more interesting.
ILovePapaSmurf
10-19-2003, 07:17 PM
<font color="purple">I've been confused by this post since it has started.
Is that wrong? </font color>
Razorback
10-19-2003, 07:18 PM
I am ready to stick my head in ice.
RB
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:20 PM
I think you should keep that dictionary for yourself. Also you may want to check out "The Shift Key for Dummies". It can be found in the local library.
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:21 PM
why? b/c i don't type like you? why should i? i'm going for the e.e. cummings effect. or do you not know who e.e. cummings is?
Razorback
10-19-2003, 07:25 PM
She, being brand new... and you know, consequently a little stiff. I was careful of her...
RB
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:26 PM
Hah! Thank you for the laugh. There are some talented poets on this board, but I don't recall you in that category.
Omaru
10-19-2003, 07:28 PM
sounds like these too should too, keep their heads cool, and free of all that red blooded anger lol
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:33 PM
havent seen any of my work yet but ooops thats you assuming again. gotta love how you do that
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:36 PM
who? moi? i'm only stiff to people who assume things about me /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:41 PM
[Yawn]
I am sorry. You were speaking?
[Yawns Again]
The word vapid comes to mind. For a girl who has a "bitch" quote in her signature, you do not seem to be very good at it.
Omaru
10-19-2003, 07:42 PM
thats how we guys keep our composure, keeping our heads cool. just ask any guy about his head regarding a cold shower.
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:43 PM
HELLO! He was quoting e.e. cummings to you. So you are channeling him without actually knowing his work?
[Rolls out of chair laughing]
That could not have been more perfect.
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:44 PM
i tried out for frigid bitch but i found you already took that position. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
i am a bitch though. you just don't know a thing about me. go ahead and try to assume something else about me. it's getting quite entertaining. i should go get some popcorn.
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:48 PM
I could be a bitch if I was nicer.
Omaru
10-19-2003, 07:49 PM
Zens and Psyche: OKAY ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU!!! lol
seriously its getting as bad as RB and Psycho.
Ming: Please program more Prozac additives into the message board, thanks, and you still havent e-0m,ailed with info on the damn T-shirts
Psyche
10-19-2003, 07:54 PM
nice edit there. i never said i had read e.e. cummings. i said i was doing the e.e. cummings thing. which is no capitalization if i'm not mistaken. though mine is modified b/c i do occasionally use punctuation. i'd rather read shakespeare or edgar allen poe any day. and don't even _try_ to comment on my dating life seeing how you know absolutely nothing about it. again with the assuming. i dub thee assumption queen.
Zens_7s
10-19-2003, 07:57 PM
I am sorry, I must end this. I am laughing at you too hard.
Maybe you should stick with insightful posts like "my blow-jobs have gotten me marriage proposals."
<end rant>
Razorback
10-19-2003, 08:08 PM
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who? moi? i'm only stiff to people who assume things about me
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It's e.e. cummings, darling.
RB
Matt1
10-19-2003, 08:17 PM
Synonyms for Boobies (http://www.joebobbriggs.com/list/hooterlist.txt)
karmattack
10-20-2003, 10:35 AM
"Wedding Tackle"
Consider that reclaimed in the name of Karma.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-20-2003, 04:15 PM
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was doing the e.e. cummings thing
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I'm sorry, but I know I'm not the only one that's laughing about ee cummings on the fake tits thread.
karmattack
10-20-2003, 04:26 PM
well, that and how the reference comes from the least likely source.
psychofiend
10-20-2003, 04:27 PM
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i mean just b/c i'm heterosexual doesn't mean i've only touched my own breasts.
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Thank you for that comment. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
[goes for a cold shower]
Robbo_the_Hood
10-20-2003, 05:02 PM
come again?
karmattack
10-20-2003, 05:04 PM
I meant she seems like the last person on these boards that would allude to something literary.
Zens_7s
10-20-2003, 05:05 PM
Well there is a statement I would agree with.
Robbo_the_Hood
10-20-2003, 05:08 PM
And thus the thread is back on topic.
karmattack
10-20-2003, 05:16 PM
ZING!
Zens_7s
10-20-2003, 05:18 PM
That is why I adore you. The sad part is, she won't understand how badly she got burnt.
ratm1966
10-21-2003, 11:01 PM
Hey! Why do you two have to quit fighting just when I log on? I was reading along and couldn't wait for the cloths to start flying. Nothing like watching a 'chick fight'.
Zens_7s
10-21-2003, 11:14 PM
I have much better taste in girls than that rage. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
ILovePapaSmurf
10-21-2003, 11:35 PM
<font color="purple">How much would you pay if Zens and I got into a fight? Knowing her (from her posts) she could kick my ass, but I would still give her a challenge.. </font color>
Droogan_Leader
10-21-2003, 11:38 PM
Well, nobody declared a winner yet, so you're just in time for the most important part.
The missed e.e. cummings reference counts as a KO in my book. And, definite minus points for mentioning Shakespeare and Poe. Sorry, Psyche, but Poe is, for those who don't hardly ever read, the most popular 'favorite author'.
On that note, DING DING DING! We have a winner! In the left corner, it's Zen!
Zens_7s
10-22-2003, 12:04 AM
YEAH! [Jumping up and down] I am a winner! And I still haven't stopped laughing about it yet.
As for you Ms. Smurf...this is the thanks I get for being nice to you eh? You know, since I have close ties to Karma, I think I may be able to turn him away from your heartstrings if you keep up the current plan. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
ratm1966
10-22-2003, 12:13 AM
Oh, I didn't mean that you would enjoy getting naked with her. I just meant that the fight ended before the good parts. Well, it was all actually good. I got some laughs out of it.
ILovePapaSmurf
10-22-2003, 01:46 AM
<font color="purple">There was nothing wrong with what I said. Acutally it was a compliment. *lol* To be honest, I think I was watching wwe again and was just in the mood to kick some ass. But, like I said, you could totally kick my ass. I mean, the way you kicked Psyche's ass, there is no question..
And I will be nice...Cause I do look forward to more pictures of Karma...with clothes on of course. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>
Zens_7s
10-22-2003, 01:50 AM
Phew, cause you scared me for a bit there. I thought you may have been sent to the dark side of the force!
ILovePapaSmurf
10-22-2003, 01:55 AM
<font color="purple">Nah, I'm good. The dark side doesn't have that many hot guys in it and plus, I know who my father was... </font color>
Matt1
10-22-2003, 02:39 AM
In all seriousness, Darth Vader was the sexiest man in all the Star Wars movies. Show some respect.
ILovePapaSmurf
10-22-2003, 02:43 AM
<font color="purple">Yeah, but in the final installment when luke took off vader's helmet, the fantasy was blown..
Well, at least we still have the verizon commercials and the lion king. </font color>
Droogan_Leader
10-22-2003, 10:28 AM
Oh come on. You know Darth Vader was loaded. Isn't that enough to redeem him?
karmattack
10-23-2003, 11:49 AM
What's a nubian?
karmattack
10-23-2003, 12:39 PM
Waaazzup
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/403924/drew_nay_utah.jpg
ILovePapaSmurf
10-23-2003, 12:57 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Oh come on. You know Darth Vader was loaded. Isn't that enough to redeem him?
[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, he sure was loaded, but money isn't everything you know.
Dr3vil
10-23-2003, 01:32 PM
The money and power of an Empire leader, height of David Prowse, and the voice of James Earl Jones, what hasn't Vader got? Damn, womens be picky.
ILovePapaSmurf
10-23-2003, 03:17 PM
<font color="purple">Well, this might shock but there are many women who could care less about how much money a person makes. I mean, money, clothes and a voice can be good, but they do not make a whole man. </font color>
jjcourtright
10-23-2003, 03:27 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/403924/drew_nay_utah.jpg
[/ QUOTE ] Was that your picture of a girl you wouldn't touch with a 30-ft pole? It seems that you are way closer than said pole would allow. I am so confused.
DangerSeeker
10-23-2003, 09:58 PM
He didn't put down the scale. They're giganctic.
Zens_7s
10-23-2003, 10:00 PM
I think it was in response to PapaSmurf's request for more Karma pictures. From guessing I would say that is a girl Karma likes a whole lot. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif And why not, she's a cutie.
DangerSeeker
10-23-2003, 10:29 PM
I don't know. She has a bit of a sharp jawline, and no real body.
Of course, there is the possibility she extends beyond the edge of the picture, but as angular disembodied heads go, yeah, she's cute.
Matthew
10-23-2003, 11:21 PM
Well it IS his sister, he ought to feel her fondly, err, feel fond of her.
Zens_7s
10-23-2003, 11:23 PM
It's not his sister. I know that for sure.
By-tor
05-04-2006, 03:03 PM
i do. and he likes my titties very much =pSomeone was lurking in this thread.
Man, I missed out on some good times. Check out Zens and Psyche going at it. Good times.
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