Crumple or Fold?

[karmattack]

Alright. I want grooming habits. First, we have the crumple vs. fold debacle. You know what I'm talking a butt. About. I say the Folders have it, but I know some Crumplers who disagree.
1. The Poll
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Title Round: Crumple vs. Fold
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2. Do you have any other fun/funky grooming habits, or stories about someone who does?

Personally, I am big into maintanence. I wash and dry between my toes.

[Razorback]

What the hell are you talking about?

RB

[EternalStrife]

I think he's talking about what we do with them tissue's after we're done putting boogers in them....

[Affleckie]

Folding them would mean having to touch them entirely too much after filling them with snot. None of that.

[Razorback]

I don't use tissues... I just suck the boogies down into my throat and then spit them out. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Ok, maybe not but I know someone who does it even when he doesn't need to do it.

RB

[Droogan_Leader]

I've never seen it put into words like that, RB. Enlightening, really.

But, karma was talking about what you do when you wipe your keister, not your nose, hence the pun 'a butt' on the word 'about'. I tell ya, nothing slips past yous guys.

And, as for grooming habits, well, I'm a very clean person. Not many really weird hang-ups I can think of. However, I used to be obsessive compulsive about washing my hands. In 11th grade through my freshman year in college, I would wash them so many times a day, sometimes for 20 min. at a time, that I had to go to the doctor--my hands would crack and bleed really badly in the winter.

[DarthMaulRat]

Hmmm, as disgusting as the question in, it's certainly a break from the normal topics.

Me, I'm a crumpler. You get more distance that way, giving your hand a bigger safety zone. If you've ever gone camping and needed a makeshift pillow, then you'd know that you get a much fluffier and thicker pillow when you stuff your clothes into a shirt or pant leg. If you fold your clothes and shove them in somthing, you don't have a pillow, just a thick cloth to rest your head on (this kills your neck in the morning).

So, more volume, more fluff, that's my argument for crumpling. Besides, the only people who are still folding are old folks who lived through the Great Depression. At this nursing home I used to volunteer at, I heard that alot of the old people took one square of TP and folded it twice, into a postage stamp size tissue. I guess no one told them that TP is no longer a luxury that has to be conserved.

[EternalStrife]

I think tissue folding or crumpling depends on whether or not you're anal rentative or anal repulsive.

[Zens_7s]

I am a crumpler. My father always told me that I loved toliet paper a lot, because we were always running low on it.

Now that I think about it, I do love toliet paper. So much so that I use it for kleenex, and to wipe up the bathroom in a pinch. I have been known to use it to buff spots off my car and tie my hair up in wierd configuations to make it look all twisty.

As for wierd personal grooming habits, I have many. I CANNOT wash my face without brushing my teeth. It feels like my whole face has a big unclean spot in it. Since I wash my face about 5 times a day, I do a lot of teethbrushing.

[ratm1966]

I like washing my hands after using the facilities, then not drying them off. Go to the first person you see and say hello while shaking their hands. When they notice your hand is wet, say "Damn, I hate it when I pee on my hand."

Ha ha ha....just kidding. I don't do that, but it would be funny.

[Matthew]

lol ratm I do that /forums/images/icons/smile.gif


I am not sure aobut the crumple or fold debate, my, I just drop when finished. Don't want to spend more time there than I have to.

[Jack_Sparrow]

ah hemmm

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_27261.jpg

[hotlips_hooligan]

Well well he is obviously a crumpler!!!! Oh and BTW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YUCKY!

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">That is so nasty and so not wanted...YUCK! </font color>

[Matthew]

The male side of me that likes dick and fart jokes finds that absolutely hilarious!

The part of me that hates seeing someone elses shit thinks that is disgusting.

Overall I give that 4 stars!
The grin on the face is priceless, kudos to you!

[karmattack]

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I just drop when finished. Don't want to spend more time there than I have to.

[/ QUOTE ] It's about what you do beforehand....how you prepare the tissue on approach. Do you crumple it into a wad or do you fold into an organized section?
I have a totally advanced wrap/fold method. I wrap it around my hand to create a folded section and I even leave a handy-dandy thumbguard (bahahahaha), though that doesn't eliminate the post-deed, anti-staph infection handwashing.

[Matthew]

OH I get it now!

I never really realized it before, but I do have a certain ritual to wiping.

I wrap around my hand first, then fold in half and stretch my thumb out of the way.

I heard a funny song on the way home from work today too, I can't remember much about it, except the line "The last time I got a piece of ass is when my finger broke through the toilet paper."

[karmattack]

I see your fold is as wrapped as mine!

[Zens_7s]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine?

Oh wait, I wasn't really looking. Seriously. I was just comparing your fold to mind. No wait. OH NEVERMIND

[Dr3vil]

Who'da thunk a booger thread could get drenched in sexual innuendo?

[ratm1966]

You have a schwatrz? Hmmmmm, anything else you are hiding under there?

[Droogan_Leader]

That Zen's just full o' surprises.