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Droogan_Leader
10-07-2003, 12:01 PM
Okay, last night I was watching Family Guy, and I can't help myself, I wish I could go out with Lois..she's got some bangin' curves!

http://images.quizilla.com/E/ezraicck/1035047837_ureslois01.gif

So, which cartoon would you date if they were real?
Efexeye
10-07-2003, 01:20 PM
Jessica Rabbit gets me chubby....good thing there's a lot of bootleg Jessica Rabbit porn on the Internet
Omaru
10-07-2003, 06:25 PM
Rei ayanami, the red eyes and blue hair are a turn on
http://www.angelfire.com/anime/yeoldeanimegallery/evangelion/t303.jpg
DIRTY_SANCHEZ
10-07-2003, 08:37 PM
couldn't find her pic but "Mary Jane"

http://www.animatedgif.net/cartoons/spidrman_e0.gif
ILovePapaSmurf
10-07-2003, 08:40 PM
<font color="purple">Prince Eric from the little mermaid. Love those boots. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif </font color>
EternalStrife
10-07-2003, 10:13 PM
Aki Ross from Final Fantasy.
Droogan_Leader
10-07-2003, 11:28 PM
If you're going to say Aki Ross, you really, really have to include a pic, bro man. In my opinion, animation never looked so good..

http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/akibikini.jpg
Razorback
10-08-2003, 12:28 AM
Who said we need real women anyway? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 01:06 AM
He-Man? That would be the appropriate response for me...

http://www.ybfree.com/HEMAN.jpg
code6enterprises
10-08-2003, 01:21 AM
Amy from Futurama.
JK
10-08-2003, 03:26 AM
Aeon Flux... I'd post a picture but I'm lazy.
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 05:52 AM
Don't get me wrong, She-ra was a honey, but I always had a thing for Evilyn. My therapist has made much of this in conjunction with my "pattern." He seems to not so much for the "lyn" part as the other bit.
EternalStrife
10-08-2003, 09:36 AM
Right on....
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 10:19 AM
You have a point there Danger. I wonder how my therapist would deal with my favorite cartoon character of ALL time...Maleficent

http://www.disneyana-exchange.com/Photobin/WSL-Mal2.jpg
karmattack
10-08-2003, 12:10 PM
Good call with both Lois and Aki Ross.
I give you Cammy from Street Fighter (hey, she's animated)
http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~g-dome/cammy01.jpg

and...
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/naed/images/pocahontas.jpg
Pokeahotass.
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 03:21 PM
If we're counting video games, I have an ex who looked like the Nina Williams from Tekken 2. Every time I played that game I remembered what an idiot I was about the whole thing.
karmattack
10-08-2003, 03:38 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Every time I played that game I remembered what an idiot I was about the whole thing.

[/ QUOTE ] Come on, man, tons of people get beaten at Tekken. I know a girl who can whoop the layman's ass at that game. She actually looks kind of like Julia Chang. I dated her for a little while, but I was an idiot about the whole thing.


(In case you think I'm making fun of you, I am. It's a true story though.)
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 03:44 PM
Well, the Ex didn't play Tekken, but when I played I played as Nina, then pretended the opponent was whoever she was seeing. I couln't imagine her dating a bear, but then, she went out with me. More out of fun than deep regret. Mostly.
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 03:49 PM
A bear and you have nothing in common. A small bear maybe because small bears are cute. Don't you let that girl getcha down Danger! They are just like fish; another one on a bicycle comes along every minute...umm...er...something like that.
karmattack
10-08-2003, 03:55 PM
I think I phrased my joke poorly. Should have been...

"Come on, man, don't be hard on yourself; plenty of people get beaten at Tekken. That doesn't make you an idiot.
I even know a girl who can whoop the layman's ass at that game. She actually looks kind of like Julia Chang. I dated her for a little while, but I was an idiot about the whole thing."
I love it when jokes go bad.

Moving along!

Knowingly or not you called me an idiot. I've used arcade violence in very similar ways. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
[reaches for Virtua Fighter disk and game controller]
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 03:57 PM
It was many years ago. I think I'm just in a nostalgic way lately. Just reconciled with somebody after about seven years, so I'm strolling through all the attractions on memory lane, good and bad
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 04:18 PM
I went back to someone once after being apart for a few years. He was the only person I had a ugly break-up with so I kept trying to not be nostalgic and give it a clean start. Then we got engaged. Then un-engaged. Hilarity ensued.

[shivers]

Speaking of that, some day I will E-Bay the unworn wedding dress that still hangs in the closet.
Razorback
10-08-2003, 04:23 PM
I have found myself in a similar situation... something that I have discovered is that you can't go back to a bad relationship and hope to fix it. Love is not enough when dealing with a psychopath!

RB
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 04:43 PM
Here, here!

[Raises glass to click across table with RB]

Psychopaths are only fun when they belong to other people and you get to hear the stories, not live them.
karmattack
10-08-2003, 04:50 PM
Man, if you all are going to be drinking, you know I had to join the party.

That, and I am also in the same situation.
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 04:56 PM
The good thing in this case is that she's now married. This is a regaining of friendship, sans any kind of weird pressure. Definitely a breathe easier kinda thing.
psychofiend
10-08-2003, 04:57 PM
Hot Cartoon Characters!!!!????? What are we Japanese?!
karmattack
10-08-2003, 04:58 PM
No, because then we'd be talking about hot cartoon characters with HUGE white socks.
http://www.docbug.com/Pictures/Japan-2002/Tourism/album/img_1558.jpg.thumb.jpg
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 05:01 PM
Married now?

That could be tricky. You never know when old feelings will pop back up to the surface. Sorry, I am projecting my own worries here, but it does happen.
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 05:04 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Man, if you all are going to be drinking, you know I had to join the party.

[/ QUOTE ] Sorry dear, since you are late and we are out of seats I guess you will have to sit on my lap.

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
That, and I am also in the same situation.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, but you are still going through it, so that is much harder. I have the benefit of closure, where you do not yet.
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 05:37 PM
I'm actually friends with quite a few married ladies who had power over me in the past. I'm well trained. I thing the regain of a friend that good is worth any awkwardness.
Zens_7s
10-08-2003, 05:39 PM
Well you are a better soul than I. Eventually I stopped talking to my ex after he got married because it got to be too much.

Sounds like you have a nice situation on your hands.
DIRTY_SANCHEZ
10-08-2003, 05:54 PM
http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/gifs/Spiderman/maryjane.gif

mary jayne - she's hot but not as hot as my girly
jjcourtright
10-08-2003, 05:59 PM
No she didn't. Who tucks their pants into their cowboy boots?
DangerSeeker
10-08-2003, 06:09 PM
The girl saved my life (quite literally) and I did the same for her. She also pushed me to really start writing, and inspired or helped develop some of my best ideas. I owe her a lot of who I am, so I gotta.
hotlips_hooligan
10-08-2003, 06:46 PM
This is the tHE-MAN!! He was a hottie! But not as sexy as my man! awww yeah!

http://www.toonopedia.com/he-man.jpg
Threadkiller
10-08-2003, 07:29 PM
One of my first crushes was an animated girl. Of course, I think I first saw this movie when I was about 10 years old in the early 80s.

http://www.thegremlin.com/BAKSHI/12915bk.JPG
Razorback
10-08-2003, 10:40 PM
Good relationships that end in a misunderstanding are the worst... because if you stay in touch you two are bound to figure out that you should have stayed together and that your current relationships suck!

Then begins months, if not years, of trying to figure out how to get out of the ones you are in while also getting back together.

RB
code6enterprises
10-08-2003, 11:08 PM
Ok, Amy from Futurama. Here's a pic.

http://www.scanartcentral.net/pics/amy_lingerie.jpg
ratm1966
10-09-2003, 01:25 AM
Julie Strain from Heavy Metal 2000
http://members.tripod.com/scifimoviepage/images/heavy2000_2.jpg
alizarincrimson
10-09-2003, 01:54 AM
I've always found Brendan's dad on Home Movies to be a bit handsome. In fact, I think my boyfriend bears a slight resemblance to him, only without orange hair. For some reason when I tell him this he doesn't understand that I mean it as a compliment.
DangerSeeker
10-09-2003, 05:10 AM
She's really happy, and frankly that's all I've ever wanted for her. It does suck though to have things dissolve for no real reason. I'm over the want to be her partner, but it seems we're both of the mindset tha twe had too much to offer each other as just people to let these years go by like we did.
Jack_Sparrow
10-12-2003, 06:11 PM
scooooooby dooooooooooooo

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_27222.jpg
Matt1
10-12-2003, 06:17 PM
Oh wow, Threadkiller, I just figured out what you Icon is. It's one of the pigeons from Goodfeathers! That thing has confounded me for some time now. Nice one!
Threadkiller
10-12-2003, 07:25 PM
That's cool, I still have no idea what yours is though. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif (i think the pigeon, Squit, got a little fatter because the image is stretched)
Matt1
10-12-2003, 07:30 PM
It's the Dude! Y'know, Duder, El Duderino, his royal Dudeness? But I think I'm gonna change it soon.
Threadkiller
10-12-2003, 07:39 PM
jeez, how did I miss that? I'm slipping.
Droogan_Leader
10-13-2003, 10:31 AM
Come on, you can't change the Dude! This isn't Vietnam, this is the Poop Shoot--there are rules.

And, on topic, I have a confession to make. You know that girl cat with the white stripe on her tail that Pepe Le peu used to chase around? Well, I secretly had the hots for her. The way she batted her eyelashes, I was entranced.
http://home.thirdage.com/internet/pepelepeu/pepeandbebe2.gif
Matthew
10-13-2003, 10:36 AM
Speaking of cats, I can't find a pic, but Top Cats girlfriend, there was one episode where her back was turned to Top Cat, and she turned, winked, and lifted her tail. *sigh* very erotic!
Psyche
10-13-2003, 03:34 PM
inuyasha all the way.

or maybe tuxedo mask from sailor moon

..the goofy side in me says fry from futurama
Matt1
10-13-2003, 04:50 PM
Yeah, I've decided not to change it. I tried to find a new one, but none were as pretty as Jeffrey Lebowski.

Speaking of the Pepe, have you ever seen that Dave Chapelle bit, where he's talking about how Pepe is kind of a rapist? Hilarious.
psychofiend
10-13-2003, 08:25 PM
Hey to all of you freaks who are checking out cartoons watch Japanese Sailer Moon.
Droogan_Leader
10-14-2003, 12:34 AM
Matt1, never seen it, sorry. So far my favorite skit of his was the R. Kelly video, "I wanna piss on you." Chapelle is pretty funny.

Glad to hear the news about your avatar. It's nice to tune into the Shoot, and find inspiration every time you've posted. Ya know, the Dude abides--and I take comfort in that.
karmattack
10-14-2003, 03:36 PM
Yeah, well....

obviously your are not a golfer.

And please don't doubt the av Matt1! It's a highlight of my Poop Shoot reading.
Droogan_Leader
10-14-2003, 03:44 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
obviously your are not a golfer

[/ QUOTE ]
Sorry buddy, I don't follow... As it turns out though, I'm not a golfer.
Psyche
10-15-2003, 02:34 PM
well if you ever want to have real sex (not the tv show) then i would suggest you find a real woman...you can't get by on animations and masturbation for the rest of your life /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Zens_7s
10-15-2003, 02:39 PM
Maybe not, but it requires a lot less complication, dealing with moodiness, catering to whims, etc. than the alternative.

As Woody Allen says, "Hey! Never knock masturbation. It's sex with someone [you] love."
Psyche
10-15-2003, 02:43 PM
personally i'd take companionship over my hand any day but that's just me i guess.
Razorback
10-15-2003, 02:51 PM
My hand pleases me better, and argues with me less.

RB
Psyche
10-15-2003, 02:52 PM
well obviously you haven't been with the right woman ..yet /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Razorback
10-15-2003, 02:58 PM
There is no right woman, only a woman at the right time.

RB
Psyche
10-15-2003, 03:01 PM
lol no wonder you're single =p *cough*
Razorback
10-15-2003, 03:12 PM
I am single in that I am not married... otherwise, you are guessing.

RB
Psyche
10-15-2003, 03:14 PM
that's what i meant =p
Razorback
10-15-2003, 03:17 PM
At least I am not lying to myself that romantic love is real.

RB
Psyche
10-15-2003, 03:18 PM
psh. it is. you just can't survive on only romantic love
psychofiend
10-15-2003, 04:07 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
personally i'd take companionship over my hand any day but that's just me i guess.

[/ QUOTE ]
Well I know many secrets about many things so i am sure that my hand would be the best hand ever for you or any lady.