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psychofiend

10-07-2003, 09:16 AM

Arnold and his Total Recall (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-roptz&idq=/ff/story/0002%2F20031007%2F032704205.htm&sc=roptz)

code6enterprises

10-07-2003, 09:32 AM

Today is, Judgement Day.

Matthew

10-07-2003, 09:40 AM

I was listening to these accusations from these 3 women that came forward about the innapropriate behavior, ond of them said Arnold asked "Ever had a man stick his tongue in your ass ?"

I think it is so funny, 3 women spanning 30 years, none said he raped them, or even had sex with them, just that he was "rude and innapropriate".

Razorback

10-07-2003, 09:59 AM

It is funny when democrats try to nail a republican for doing less than a democrat was accused of doing in the Oral office... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

Matthew

10-07-2003, 10:37 AM

No kidding! Davis said "If that was my daughter, the confrontation would have never gotten this far, I would have taken matters in my own hands."

I thought 2 things,

1. Um, at this time Arnold was Mr. Universe, and HUGE.
2. When Cliton did way worse than that, Davis was on the top to defend Mr. President, saying such jackass things like "NO one will ever want to date Monica" and "It was just a little white lie, everyone tells those."

10-07-2003, 11:15 AM

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It is funny when democrats try to nail a republican for doing less than a democrat was accused of doing in the Oral office...

[/ QUOTE ]

I've been smiling for weeks and weeks now, and my face hurts from it. But it's a good kind of pain... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Razorback

10-07-2003, 06:34 PM

Monica? I'm not even talking about her... that was consensual.

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-07-2003, 08:29 PM

Well, San Bernardino got an exciting visit from Arnold last night around 6 p.m. And with a press pass and my work digital camera I was able to get into press ducket and take some pictures of Arnie and his beautiful wife Maria. Btw, Arnold is SOOO short. He isn't as tall as they make him out to be in the movies.

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1475895/2890807/35293317.jpg

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1475895/2890807/35293324.jpg

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1475895/2890807/35293349.jpg

He freakin was moving his hands around so much, it was on my nerves. and people were holding up their signs so much, it was hard to get a good shot being so short and all.

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1475895/2890807/35293378.jpg

Remission

10-07-2003, 08:37 PM

Ladies, and gents... there is the face of steroids.

Razorback

10-07-2003, 08:42 PM

Mmmmm... Maria. Meow.

Purrrrrrrr.

RB

FanGirl

10-07-2003, 09:03 PM

I got a wonderful recorded call from Arnold last night telling me to vote for him and if I didn't know where to go I should call my (and this is a direct quote) "Republican guy" to find my nearest polling place.

I'm leaving to vote now. All hail Larry Flint!

ILovePapaSmurf

10-07-2003, 09:08 PM

Was Larry Flint still running? I didn't see him on my ballot card. Well, I only was looking for one name, but Gary Coleman's did catch my eye. He was me second choice for Ca Gov.

Btw, RB, here is a great shot of Maria from yesterday.

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1475895/2890807/35293387.jpg

hotlips_hooligan

10-07-2003, 09:29 PM

lol RB I think that Maria and Arnold have the same jaw line??? I think he will win... Hollywood has a lot to do with it!

DarthMaulRat

10-07-2003, 10:46 PM

If Ah-nold pulls through, The Daily Show will have material for the next 10 years. It's the golden age of comedy.

Razorback

10-08-2003, 12:31 AM

If only Arnold would share her with me...

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 02:18 AM

She seems to be really in love with Arnold, so I don't think you stood a chance unless you went for both of them..

Btw, where he was at yesterday was the same place where he filmed a scene from Terminator 3. Yea, I just felt like adding that. I will stop now. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Razorback

10-08-2003, 02:34 AM

Ahhh... well then I guess I need to move on. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 02:39 AM

Yeah..maybe you should. But to who?

Razorback

10-08-2003, 02:42 AM

Someone wise...

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 02:45 AM

Humm...Hillary Clinton.

Razorback

10-08-2003, 02:47 AM

I said wise...

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 02:52 AM

*lol* I am not getting your hint.

And I really hate guessing games (even though I was the one that made the guessing game). /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Razorback

10-08-2003, 03:03 AM

I was doing that part from Episode 2 where Anakin and Padme are discussing politics. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 03:25 AM

Freakin eh! I knew it had to do with a movie. I'm too tired to remember Star Wars scenes right now. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif But, I see where you were going. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Razorback

10-08-2003, 08:24 AM

I plan on marrying the first Star Wars fan (of the opposite sex) who loves Lord of the Rings (and has read the books at least 3 times), who is shorter than 5'9, intelligent, cute, sweet, loving, and a whore in bed. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

DangerSeeker

10-08-2003, 03:11 PM

You're right - she will be the first one of those!

My only requirement is that my wife be a supermodel superspy with a heart of gold and hands of velvet.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 03:17 PM

Phew - I was worried for a second there. Good thing I am not cute, sweet, or loving. There could have been an uncomfortable moment there. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

Razorback

10-08-2003, 03:19 PM

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You're right - she will be the first one of those!

[/ QUOTE ]

You must really like being wrong because you are very good at it. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

Razorback

10-08-2003, 03:21 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Phew - I was worried for a second there. Good thing I am not cute, sweet, or loving.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good thing...

RB

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 03:24 PM

How tall are you anyways RB? And if you like Gary Coleman sized girls, I'm right up there. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 03:26 PM

...fairly vast criteria. You should be able to find 1,000 of chicks that fit that description. But about the 5'9" thing, you must only be 5'9" eh? Don't like the tall girls?

GIVE THE TALL GIRLS A CHANCE RB! TALL GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!

[Not that I am tall, because I am not, but I like to root for the underdogs]

Razorback

10-08-2003, 03:50 PM

I am 6'1 (like every guy on the Internet). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

Razorback

10-08-2003, 03:52 PM

I am a few inches taller than 5'9. I just don't like women any taller than that (think heels).

RB

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 03:54 PM

lol - I have never thought of that! You are right. Every guy on the internet is 6'1".

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 03:57 PM

I'm not.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 03:58 PM

Good point. I am approx. 5'7" so with heels I am 5'10 or 11'. My husband is 6'6" so I don't think about it much anymore, but I did while I was dating. I am taller than my best friend (guy). He complains about heels a lot.

Razorback

10-08-2003, 04:05 PM

I like really short girls... like under 5 feet. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:07 PM

Well they are cute. I always wanted to be one, but that fell through when I jumped to 5'6" in the sixth grade.

I think there is a girl around here that is under 5 foot... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif Rumor has it she likes Star Wars...

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:13 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
I like really short girls

[/ QUOTE ] I agree. My wife is 5'1" and I think that is about perfect.

Razorback

10-08-2003, 04:17 PM

She has to like Lord of the Rings too... and Jar-Jar. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:21 PM

I think you have found your soul mate RB. Few woman will claim to like Jar-Jar.

As for you guys and your short ladies, I am the opposite about men. The taller the better, except it is hard to make-out while dancing, but oh well. Sacrifice Sacrifice.

karmattack

10-08-2003, 04:23 PM

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lol - I have never thought of that! You are right. Every guy on the internet is 6'1".

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/403924/license.jpg

Razorback

10-08-2003, 04:25 PM

Exactly. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:25 PM

I think it is a relative thing. Since my wife is 5'1", she considers me to be tall at 5'11". But, if she were say 5'6", I would have to be 6'4".

By the way, how can you husband play hockey at 6'6"? Every hockey player I have ever known has been short and stocky. It seems like height isn't really helpful on ice.

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:27 PM

Damn show off, with your new scanner!

karmattack

10-08-2003, 04:29 PM

That's weird. Every hockey player I've known is well over 6' and really broad.

Wait.....

Detroit?

Colorado?

...things are adding up. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:36 PM

Usually they are short and stocky for offense. He was defense (point) and they tend to be in the 6'0" plus range. I thought he looked scary on skates. Now he couldn't skate across a parking lot as badly as he was injured.

For a wierd perspective, this is him standing next to my sister-in-law who is 5'9 and has heels on.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/288784/gregandco.jpg

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:38 PM

Well...I was going to say we will see soon...but it looks like we don't play each other until Feb. 5th.

ILovePapaSmurf

10-08-2003, 04:44 PM

I'm jealous that Karma is a 4tgh of July baby. I would have been as well, but I wanted to come out into the world 10 minutes early.

And Zens, who is this girl that you are talking about!? I wanna know. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Btw, I am 4'11", but I looked taller to the Mallrats screeners because I was wearing about 5 inch shoes (which I shouldn't have been wearing with a torn ligament and all.)

karmattack

10-08-2003, 04:46 PM

It's always an interesting game or series of games.

Seriously though, I don't know many hockey players under 6 feet tall. Sounds like Zens has the right idea. Defensemen are usually bigger. My dad played defense and he's only barely shorter than I am.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:47 PM

Well Smurf Girl, I know this guy who you might have a bunch in common with. Meet me at the corner of 25th and Vine at midnight. Be wearing your 5" shoes and your Boba Fett outfit. We will rendevous then, and you will meet your Blind Date!

karmattack

10-08-2003, 04:48 PM

Wait, Razorback is blind? Dude, how the eff do you type?? /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:51 PM

Fuck, I can understand typing. I don't look at the keys to type. But, how does he read what other people type?

I'll bet he uses the force!

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:53 PM

I think JJ is thinking of high school players or something. Looking back, even my hub-unit's college teammates were all quite tall and broad on defense and the offense was right around 5'10" to 6'1" and speedy. Granted, few people are 6'6" but maybe that is why he was never in the NHL. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:55 PM

Yeah, I blame your freakishly tall husband for throwing a wrench into my theory. It is not that I'm wrong, it is that your hub-unit is too tall.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:55 PM

Poor Razorback and Papa. We are trying for a Love Connection here today and you are talking about the force in relation to reading.

The force will be used today to bring a little co-mingling to 2 happy souls. SO DON'T EFF IT UP JJ!

karmattack

10-08-2003, 04:56 PM

I may just be a Padawan, but I think you're right. He is more powerful than we thought, Master.

jjcourtright

10-08-2003, 04:57 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
The force will be used today to bring a little co-mingling to 2 happy souls. SO DON'T EFF IT UP JJ!

[/ QUOTE ] Hey, don't put it on me if Papa doesn't like blind guys. That's her hang up, not mine.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 04:58 PM

Shit JJ, that was pretty funny. He is freakish and he often throws a wrench into my theories and plans too.

Especially the ones where I run away to a desert island full of fresh fruits and beer with Jake Gyllenhaal.

karmattack

10-08-2003, 05:01 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
...I run away to a desert island full of fresh fruits and beer with Jake Gyllenhaal.

[/ QUOTE ]
That wasn't you; that was me.

Zens_7s

10-08-2003, 05:07 PM

You also want to run away with Jake Gyllenhaal? What if we bring his sister and we share the island?

karmattack

10-08-2003, 05:15 PM

This is starting to sound like a plan, and I love it when a plan comes to-[reels from punch in the face by B.A. Baracus]

Razorback

10-08-2003, 10:48 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Btw, I am 4'11"

[/ QUOTE ]

Meow.

RB

Razorback

10-08-2003, 10:49 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Wait, Razorback is blind?

[/ QUOTE ]

Huh?

RB

Denyse

10-08-2003, 11:04 PM

I was beginning to think that whole "I lust after Jake with every fiber of my being" thing was just a passing phase...Want the clone department to whip me up a few and ship them on over, My Queen? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Zens_7s

10-09-2003, 12:39 AM

It tis' never a passing phase. Just a neglected one.

Yes, my princess. Speak to the Vice President of Cloning and Marketing and see if he can slip me a few of those Jake prototypes. I have totally worn out the Ryan Adams ones. Plus, see if he can hook me up with a few Alex Gonzalez prototypes in Cub uniforms. [Said in a Bill Lumberg Office Space voice] That would be great....

ILovePapaSmurf

10-09-2003, 02:48 AM

If you have an extra jake clone, can you pass him on over to me? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif He has sexy eyes.

jjcourtright

10-09-2003, 01:08 PM

Anybody else kind of weirded out by there being an Alex Gonzalez on both the Cubs and the Marlins? And, they both play short stop?

DarthMaulRat

10-09-2003, 01:33 PM

I thought they stopped cloning after scientists released all those defective Baldwins... Perhaps they never shut down Project A.L.E.C., and it's operating in secret somewhere in the Nevada Desert.

IMO, a cloned baseball team would be pretty cool. If you got one of the player's autographs, you could say that your item was signed by the entire team.