SmokeyMcPott

[jjcourtright]

A new user has surpassed SmokeyMcPott with the "coolest" name here: TommyTuffnutz


Sweet.

[EternalStrife]

Does it make you wish that you had come up with a better username to begin with?

Wait a minute, when you said "cool". Did you actually mean cool, or really meant "cool"

[jjcourtright]

Ehh, either way.

[EternalStrife]

Okay. Doesn't actually change my comment, though.

[jjcourtright]

I'm content with my name. Good thing too seeing as how I am stuck with it for the rest of my life.

[EternalStrife]

You mean your name for real, or your username here?

[jjcourtright]

Ehh, either way.

[karmattack]

they are one and the same, like mine.

[Omaru]

your name is karmattack, whoah! mine is just a false identity for the super super super secret genuine identity that we'll call C Keane, no wait, I mean Chris K

[EternalStrife]

Okay. I'll come clean. I'm not actually a real person. I'm an abstract. I am torment trapped within cyberspace, given a strange kind of form on this particular board operating under the username EternalStrife.

[karmattack]

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your name is karmattack, whoah!

[/ QUOTE ] Yep, it's Biblical.

And to think my mom almost named me Andrew. Then people would have called me Drew my whole life. Psh!

[EternalStrife]

Hey, wait. Your name is drew, isn't it? Fess up now.

[karmattack]

In the spirit of this thread, my favorite name so far is DBLDN11.

[Razorback]

Razorback is the shizzzzznit.

RB

[Omaru]

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And to think my mom almost named me Andrew. Then people would have called me Drew my whole life. Psh

[/ QUOTE ] yeah I know I mean "Andrew" its madness I tell you, sheer and total madness, the things people call their kids. I once had a flying though to name one of my future kids Thomas, what was I thinking?

[EternalStrife]

I take it you were slightly drunk during that moment?

[psychofiend]

I personally wish that someone would name him/herself monkeyflingpoo, that would be a good name.

[karmattack]

Yeah, but monkeys don't fling poo. Only old people do that.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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Then people would have called me Drew my whole life. Psh!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I knew this one person named Drew; she was hot.

[psychofiend]

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Yeah, but monkeys don't fling poo. Only old people do that

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FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW Karma, do you have to kill my fun.

[karmattack]

Hot? Really? I knew this hot chick. Everybody called her Nate. Apparently she had a perfect rack and a handlebar moustache she called "The Flavor-Saver."

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Handle bar moustache and a great rack? You into that tranny stuff? Well, whatever turns you on. I'm not one to judge.

(really, what kind of person even has a handle bar moustache now a days?)

[jjcourtright]

So, I test engine and transmission oil for the Army so the word "tranny" comes up alot. I still can't contain my laughter when somebody says tranny, and I have been doing this for 18 months. Some things just never get old.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

That's nothing. After my boss got back from his convention, I asked him if he got any good "swag." His eyes lit up and thought I meant if he got any ass. Of course hearing accounts from other people at the convention and his conduct when his wife is still at home, I understand why he got nervous.

[karmattack]

Hey, don't ask me. I'm only into midget porn. This Nate chick is supposed to be down and dirty though. Like "lock up your pets" kid of thing. Good thing we're talking about different people.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Oh, I thought we were making fun of each other. My bad.

[karmattack]

It's alright. I know my comment about the moustache left room for confusion. That and the beastiality. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[psychofiend]

The prettiest girl I've ever seen... that's a hard one. Oh well, I don't care, I don't compare girls by looks.

[code6enterprises]

Heh, heh. "Hard one".

[EternalStrife]

You don't? Then what do you compare them by.

[DangerSeeker]

Molecular density. You want a girl who retains some buoyancy, in case you go to the beach, but not one who may disperse at any moment. There's a light vapor somewhere outside New York that really broke my heart and burned my sinuses.

[Omaru]

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(really, what kind of person even has a handle bar moustache now a days?)


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I dont even wanna know what Karmattack does when hulk hogan with feather boa rips open his vest to reveal his boob like pectorals

[EternalStrife]

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I dont even wanna know what Karmattack does when hulk hogan with feather boa rips open his vest to reveal his boob like pectorals

[/ QUOTE ]

Where did that come from?

[Matt1]

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Razorback is the shizzzzznit.


[/ QUOTE ]

Fo shizzle. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[Omaru]

It was residue left over from his commentary about transexual with handlebar moustaches, and the follow up by robbo. I was tryingto adsd to it, I just failed misrably.