SCARY MOVIE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoochies]

It is gonna be directed by the Wayans bros. again and is co produced by KEVIN SMITH.Which means that Jay and Silent Bob will probs be in it. YAY!!!!
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[Omaru]

sccream 3, scary movie 3, scream 3, scary movie 3, wow if they did appear wouldn't it be ironic??

[bartleby]

ummm... wrong. The Wayans are not involved in the project. Zucker is directing.

[Ryall]

The Wayans aren't the only ones he mentioned who are no longer involved in the flick...

[BrianLynch]

SCARY MOVIE 3 must mean three times the laughs!

[Razorback]

Or three times as bad as Scary Movie 2.

RB

[Omaru]

Depends what they spoof this time round, somehow I see the ring, final destination 2 and ghost ship all coming into play, and that might mean as bad as previous, as long as they get anna faris on scream again it'll be worth it, hell with faris appearing in 2, I didn't feel totally like I had wasted my time watching it.

[SecretArt]

wow is that like a science project or something...see if its actually possible to make anything thats three times worse than scary movie 2.....hell i was drunk when i watched and it still wasen't funny

[Shawnathan]

Throw Kathleen Robertson on screen while they're at it. She doesn't even have to talk or anything. Just sit around and cough uncomfortably or something.

Or Gollum. I'm down for either.

[Demosthenes]

It will be so bad that the only to wipe it clean from our memories will be to inject Windex directly into our cerebelums.

[Razorback]

You never know... maybe 1.2 times as bad. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[CHEMICALX]

Scarry Movie 3 is supposed to be spoofing epic films actually which is weird cause that's not even scarry, but it might actually end up being scarry instead of funny so that would sorta make sense.
Also Scarry Movie 4 is supposed to be a spoof about superhero films.
I'm really starting to wonder why they never stuck with their no sequals slogan from the first film... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[BrianLynch]

Do you really not know how to spell "SCARY"?

Anyway, the third one parodies, you know, scary movies. Not epic films.

[CHEMICALX]

dude i can't believe i spelled it wrong I'm such a dumass!!!
sorry about that.
but yeah it's called: "Scary Movie 3 -Episode I- Lord of the Brooms" I think it sounds retarded and i hope that isn't true but I've heard that it;s making fun of movies like Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and other franchises. Plus scary movies too of course.(i hope)

[CHEMICALX]

maybe it's just an out of control rumor and if it is i'm glad in a way but if it isn't the subtitle isnt' all that great. The thing is thought that i've heard it from a variety of sources...

[Razorback]

Dumbass is spelled "dumbass", dumbass. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Zens_7s]

At first I thought he was trying to get a theme going with the ‘r’s.
Scary Movie 1
Scarry Movie 2
and the inevitable:
Scarrry Movie 3

Can't you picture the poster now?

"Scarrry Movie 3 is fantastic! A non-stop scarrry thrilll ride of fun...A must-see. Three times the r's, three times the phantasm!" - Lonely Basement Dweller: Movie Poop Shoot.com

[Razorback]

Hooah.

RB

[BrianLynch]

It's not called LORD OF THE BROOMS at all. That's an early draft. Trust me on this one.

[Razorback]

I have already written my review of Scary Movie 3:

"Scary Movie 3... perhaps the best movie ever made!!!!! Lynch is a writing GOD!!!!"

RB

cough /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[BrianLynch]

You know what would be fun? If you go to the IMDB.com and look at who the writers are. Check it out, it's pretty funny.

[Razorback]

No [censored] way! LOL!

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I will say that I don't think I have to go to the site to see who's writing Scary Movie 3. who says I don't pay attention around here? I'm sure Bryan's not going to give us shit, and if shit happens to be manufactured I'm sure Bryan tired to polish the shit.

[Razorback]

In any case... if you look above Lynch's post you will note that I predicted that it will be the greatest movie of all time. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Yeah, but you liked that Attach of the Clowns movie. I honestly don't know if I can trust you.

[Razorback]

I have never heard of that movie.

RB

[BrianLynch]

I'm not a "writer" on it, per se. I gave them some jokes, emailed them a bunch of scenes, cashed my check and went on my way. I have no idea if any of my stuff is in the movie. But if there's a character called "Monkey Man", yeah, that's my work.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Dude, you know that's going to be who's behind the mask. the big reveal at the end of the movie and it's [censored] Monkey Boy, jealous of Monkey Man's selling out to the movie industry. It's going to be all Monkey Man's fault Monkey Boy couldn't get any action from Patchouli, that's why she gets offed first after some type of shower scene.

I'm so [censored] brilliant. Do I get a paycheck now?

[Razorback]

Monkey Man is in Scary Movie 3?! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

Or might be? Dude... you might become famous some day. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Razorback]

If anyone deserves a check it is ME. I am the most dedicated writer at Movie Poop Shoot. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

It's quality, not quantity. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[Razorback]

Good. I win. After all, you might achieve a quality post when I write it for you.

RB /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

No, because all you're going to do is use that same damned line from Confederacy of Dunces you always use and everyone is going to know it's you.

[BrianLynch]

To be absolutely clear, Monkey Man is not in SCARY MOVIE 3.

[Omaru]

why do I not know anything about well..um...anything really, I am soooo inferior. Brian has made big helium dog and starred in J&SBSB (the guy in blue shirt right?) anyway I hope this film doesn't suck, Id hate for anna faris to copy neve campbells career /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[BrianLynch]

Anna Faris couldn't suck if she was the star of BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2.

[Omaru]

true, but in my defense, didn't I make it abundantly clear during the tenure of my last post that I know absolutely nothing...and whoah I'm talking to a celeb.

[Outer1]

Wow Brian I had no idea you were so famous.....I gotta say though you're getting screwed on your imdb page for Big Helium Dog. There's only one negative review and its really really negative, but THAT's the one that shows on the main page. Every other review is positive including yours lol. Is this available on home video???

[BrianLynch]

I ain't no celeb. See, if I was, you'd KNOW who I was, I wouldn't have to tell you...but thanks for the props.

BIG HELIUM DOG will be out of DVD eventually. It's [censored] sweet!

There's a trailer for it in the short films site at www.angrynakedpat.com. (http://www.angrynakedpat.com.) Check it out, won't you? It's at---

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/shortfilms/bhd/index.php

---WITH optional commentary!

[Razorback]

What are you smoking dude? The "same damned line from Confederacy of Dunces" that I always use? I can't remember the last time I quoted that book.

RB

[Razorback]

Ok but if you ever become "famous" will you still post here? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[BrianLynch]

Definitely. I plan on doing MONKEY MAN forever and ever, so as long as Poopshoot will have me, I'll hang out here.

[Razorback]

Cool. Can we have Monkey Man vs. Darth Maul and Wyatt Earp some day? That would be the shizznit.

RB

[BrianLynch]

Let's do Monkey Man vs. Darth Maul vs. Val Kilmer!

[Razorback]

Oooh! And we could have it all happen in Africa at Kilmer's Never-wash ranch!

You know... to avoid the Lucas lawyers maybe you could just merge Maul and Kilmer to make Darth Kilmer. Shit, even the name sounds cooler than Count Dooku!

RB

[Omaru]

Reminds me of a time me and my friend beat the shit out of Tony Clifton cause he was annoying us with his infamous rhyming. But that was just a small comic I did.

[Razorback]

As long as you are clued in on your ambiguity. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Cuclean]

Who the hell is viewing this thread?

Omaru, you called it.

[Scottbob75]

GREAT now this thread will be up on today's post for a while