House of 1000 Corpses

[dirtydog22]

This movie is the biggest piece of crap in theatres today. I can't believe they gave rob zombie the right to make a film. Rob zombie is a complete nutcase. The movie lacked in everything a movie needs to have to make it a movie. It was a really disturbing and stupid movie. It's like they gave a 14 year old insane kid a camera, fake bodies &amp; fake blood. I'm really glad I downloaded it instead of paying for it. If I had payed for this movie I would be extremely pissed off and would have demanded a refund. If your retard go see this movie, if your not stay away from it. <font color="blue"> </font color>

[apollolove]

i liked the movie

[slaggerx]

it was a real story that happened in new york stupid . the cyborgs were add on's that was the only problem

[Ryall]

See, I didn't think it was disturbing ENOUGH. I wanted it to be...it had a fun set-up, inasmuch as it was a total rip-off of Last House on the Left and Chainsaw Massacre--but that's okay--I don't think the movie was trying to hide those influences.

I thought it got off to a good start, and little touches like the goofy music during the couple intense (but not intense enough) scenes was fun. Still, the only real mayhem seems to have gone on in the editing room. I'd love to see the movie that Rob originally made to see if it were any better. Where was the gore, dammit?

[Adam_Poch]

I had heard that the initial cut was rated NC-17 and that drastic changes had to be made to get it down to R. Apparently, the home release will be the initial cut. That's all according to rumours though, take it for what it's worth.

[Ryall]

&gt;I had heard that the initial cut was rated NC-17 and that drastic changes had to be made to get it down to R. Apparently, the home release will be the initial cut. That's all according to rumours though, take it for what it's worth.

No, that's all true--that's why it's taken Universal forever to release the thing. I just feel like they cut too much out of it to make it interesting.

[Razorback]

As if the current rating helped it make any more money than an NC-17 rating would have?

RB

[DangerSeeker]

Actually, Lions Gate put it out, and some theater chains don't carry NC-17. Since some areas only have chain theaters, it wouldn't have been able to get a wide release. It's pulling in a decent per-screen average, and the buzz has been a lot of love it or hate it, but it should make a fair mint on DVD.

And despite its weirdness and borrowing (or maybe because of it) I friggin loved it.

[Razorback]

You have a point... $5,816 per screen average. That's close to "Phone Booth" numbers.

RB

[JK]

I LIKED it!!! Cheesy horror and Sherri Moon's bare ass cheeks... and the Betty Boop number... creepy, yet strangely arousing. The movie wasn't nearly what I expected. While less than satisfying on a personal level, the gore was sufficiant for a chain-multiplex theater. The ending down in the catacombs did remind me a lot of a NIN video. And being that the last time I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre I was only ten, I have a hard time comparing the two. (do need to watch it again...) I am really looking forward to the release of the disc and the opportunity to see this flick in it's full glory.

[MattSinger]

...it couldn't be worse than Bulletproof Monk. Man was that crummy. I saw it so I could review it for Slush Factory, and I expected it to be pretty mediocre, but even I was surprised by how bad it was.

Then again, I haven't heard anything but bad things about House of 1000 Corpses either. The battle for crummy movie dominance is going on in your movie theater right now!

Go see Bend It Like Beckham instead if you can find it by you.

[BrianLynch]

Or you could see HOLES, which is a great, great kids movie.

[DangerSeeker]

Kids movie? So misled. (okay, too obvious a joke. Let's try again)

I don't know. I'm sick of these video game movies. Besides, does anyone really like Whack-A-Mole THAT much?

[Omaru]

what was the last really good conversion of a game to film? I always wanted to see an anime of Resident evil

[girlsclash]

eh i really hated that movie. but i guess you had to be into that sort of genre to really like it.

[HolyHeretic13]

Is Rob Zombie even in the movie? i have yet to see it. every film director has a rough start though. hell, it can't be any worse than the Rock in The Mummy Returns or the Scorpion King. now that's some bunk acting.

[Stealth]

Now that was a horrible piece of crap i have ever seen. I was so excited at first ..because to be honest...the title was a big teaser...especially the statement where it was prevented to be seen at first on theaters. Was getting ready to be thrilled and horrified..but then again after that...especially with Rob Zombie directing and being in the movie himself was the craziest thing ever. It was a waste of money but to be able to critique that kind of movie..its overrated.

[matthew_almeida]

lets be honest here...it was frigging cool when in the beginning they talked about Ed gein...i mean...ed gein he insipired some of the greatest horror films of all time

[moseleylova]

well bill moseley's in it, and "i" loved it and that's all that matters. ....glad you hated it ....even though i'm not a rob fan *i thought it was great work* made me laugh, made me scared, made a yell "i love you BILL" so i loveeeee the film too pieces*

*samantha* /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[marksiwel]

Yes Rob is in the movie. He plays on the of the henchmen at the start of the movie. Not the bank robbers but the Tv shows host Henchmen. I think its a total 1 second of screen time. But cleary the Clown was supposed to be Rob Zombie.

[Matt1]

I know that you are reading this.

[Razorback]

Maybe some nitwit bookmarked this page as their link to this site (probably based on someone sending them the link from somewhere or whatever). So everytime they come to this site they hit this thread first.

RB

[Dave]

Who knows, Is there anyway to "backtrack" a link, from here to whereever it's coming from? I'll bet it's a Rob Zombie fansite.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">But why would a Rob Zombie fansite post a link to a post that is mostly made up of negative reviews?</font color>

[Dave]

Well the way i read it, it wasn't really negative reviews as much as people besmerching the interferance of the studio. But agian, who knows, that's why i wonder if there is a way to backtrack the thing to its source.

HEY LURKER, TELL US WHAT EVIL CORNER OF THE WEB YOU'RE COMING AT US FROM!

Excuse my yelling.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I'm not sure he is going to take the time to register.</font color>

[Dave]

Even if i unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of my shirt and whirled around screaming "I know your there, show yourself!" like Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Know What You Did Last Summer?

[EternalStrife]

Oh great. Thank you for that lovely image. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I don't know about him, but considering the fact that I am a girl, I wouldn't dig that...Unless well...nevermind..</font color>

[Mighty_Wingman]

Whatever happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt anyways ? I miss her, and her big ol' k'nockers.

Oh right, her movies sucked and I guess she refused to.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Hewitt is around. I think last time I heard she was dating John Cusack (the lucky bitch). And she is going to be in that Garfield movie...remember Ryall posted the trailer..</font color>

[Razorback]

Yeah... Cusack is a lucky bitch.

RB

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I was talking about Hewitt.....</font color>

[karmattack]

I thought he was with Neve Campbell, in which case he's still a lucky bitch like RB said. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">He was with Neve. They broke up because he didn't want to get married. Something like that.

After Jennifer broke up with singer john Mayer, she met up with John I think at a Vanity Fair party...

Damn, I sound like Joan Rivers in need of a gossip hit.</font color>

[Dave]

So at this rate, after he breaks up with J. Love he'll move on to that other daughter from Party of 5....

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Lacey Chabert? I'm betting on it. It seems he likes to keep it in the 'family..' 'TV family' that is.</font color>

[Omaru]

And then he'll turn gay and start hitting on london?

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Uh..no..I don't think he is attracted to London nor his mullet.</font color>

[RobinHoodDaffy]

I always figured he would end up with that French chick from Better Off Dead.

-HEY! New rank! Kick ass! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[assclown]

I agree with you, all Rob Zombie movies suck, I didn't get through the entire thing because I found it so terrible. There wasn't any sadistic violence from what I saw, which was the only reason I wanted to watch it, I didn't get too far into it either so that's probably my problem.

[ratm1966]

Hey! Anonymous lurker who stays in this thread all day long.....do you ever look at other threads? Why don't you sign up for a user name and tell us all you have learned about the movie. It must be a lot, because you are always in here.

[karmattack]

...and I personally want to know if you're doing a thesis on message board discussions concerning horror films, or if it really has taken you months to read 3 pages.

[AskewView00]

House of 1000 Corpses was not a very bad movie, but it did lack the horific moments like the great horror movies. It could have been a lot better.

[Omaru]

Sorry to get all retentive, but it's moe than one corpse dweller I counted no more than three, that's right, Three anonymous's on this thread at the same time, and one on the other house of 1000 corpses thread.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Oh, Creepy Dweller, I offer these to appease you, please accept this offering and leave our happy home!
http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51966/House-of-1000-Corpses---mas.jpg http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/51966/zombie.jpg

[Omaru]

Wow I see Vulgar the clown really let himself go.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

Beware the buckets of Chicken.

[ratm1966]

Since so many anonymous people like to lurk in this thread, I thought I would post a message to bring it back to the first page.

[DangerSeeker]

Since this thread still gets lurkey lurked now and then (I think there's spy stuff in here) I figured I'd use it to hype the sequel. I'm looking forward to it.
Click here to become a member of The Rejects Army! (http://www.therejectsarmy.com/rejects/?u=Dangerseeker)

[JK]

Hey, you lurking bastards! Post something in the thread! Don't just stare it! This ain't no goddamn peep show!

[Zens7s]

Hey, you lurking bastards! Post something in the thread! Don't just stare it! This ain't no goddamn peep show!
Oh sorry, that's my fault. I was dancing around topless in this thread because I figured no one would ever give a shit about House of 1000 corpses again and it was safe.

[BAMSS04]

( JK NOTICES BAM BEHIND THE FICUS)

What?? I was just watching...the uhm lurkers and stuff.

I think I am going to make sure Zens got her Bra back on safely, you know how deadly that can be.

[acid_soda]

Look at AskewView00's freakishly huge avatar!

[Dave]

he hates where he lives, therefore, he subjects us to his large copper clown.

[JK]

HEY! ASSHOLE! Yeah, you- the lurker... register and post. you fucking camp out in this thread for three fuckin years and don't bother posting?! you suck. you got no balls? or just no opinion? everyone has got anopinion.

bullocks to ya.

[FanGirl]

and don't forget....sinner.

[acid_soda]

Boy, am I glad I got my name changed back to acid_soda D:

[BizarroPunisher]

This movie is the biggest piece of crap in theatres today. I'm really glad I downloaded it instead of paying for it. If I had payed for this movie I would be extremely pissed off and would have demanded a refund. If your retard go see this movie, if your not stay away from it.
Sorry, just found this thread. Anyway, it was never in theaters. It was straight to DVD. I bought it, and I'm completely fine with it. It wasn't the best ever, but who expected it to be? I like it, and continue to watch it late at night every once and a while. Skip a scene here and there and you have a perfectly enjoyable late night horror movie.

Boy, am I glad I got my name changed back to acid_soda D:
So am I.

[JK]

Anyway, it was never in theaters. It was straight to DVD.

Wrong. I saw it in a packed theater in Beaumont, TX the weekend it opened. I don't know what yer smokin' but you should probably stop.

[BizarroPunisher]

Wrong. I saw it in a packed theater in Beaumont, TX the weekend it opened. I don't know what yer smokin' but you should probably stop.
Dammit, the internet has made a fool of me again. I read it went straight to DVD because of "excessive violence". I definitely didn't believe the excessive violence thing, but I thought the straight-to-DVD thing was true. Anyway, sorry for the wrong info.

http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/damn_you_internet.jpg

[Tom MSF]

The first preview I saw for House of 1000 corpses was when Bride of Chucky was in theaters. That was a LONG time ago. They kept changing it basically cuz well, it was too scary. The fact that it wasn't up to its full potential pisses me off. Devil's rejects made up for it a little, but I would still love to see house of 1000 corpses how rob intended it to look.

[JK]

The first preview I saw for House of 1000 corpses was when Bride of Chucky was in theaters. That was a LONG time ago. They kept changing it basically cuz well, it was too scary. The fact that it wasn't up to its full potential pisses me off. Devil's rejects made up for it a little, but I would still love to see house of 1000 corpses how rob intended it to look.

Dude, let it go. It was a long time ago. The scabs have healed. The scars have faded. It's time to move on. We did.

[ratm1966]

I can't believe this thread was brought back.

[Droogan_Leader]

I can't believe this thread was brought back.
Now that I think about it, I can't believe it either.

Did this totally take anybody else by surprise??

[airionnablue]

Now that I think about it, I can't believe it either.

Did this totally take anybody else by surprise??
Yes.. But then again.. I'm still "new" so no one has to pay attention to what lil ol' me says.. :(

[Droogan_Leader]

Yes.. But then again.. I'm still "new" so no one has to pay attention to what lil ol' me says.. :(
Who says you're new? Don't be sad, cooome on :) There, there. *hugs*

[airionnablue]

Who says you're new? Don't be sad, cooome on :) There, there. *hugs*
Aww.. Thanks! :) Well... umm.. you should probably delete that before anyone sees you're being nice to me.. I don't even have to say anything to start fights. It's strange.

[BAMSS04]

*Bam runs up and pushes Droogan_Leader*

What? I thought someone said fight?

[Zens7s]

I think this guy actually did what no one else does as a new person...actually use the search feature before starting a dicussion on a topic.

Good show!

However, he forgot to bring back the best House of 1000 Corpses thread.

[Cuclean]

Lots of lurkers... A renewal of a renewal???

[Jason_Brown]

Eliza Doolittle was da bomb in House of 1000 Corpses.

[ZBarclay]

Did someone say Eliza?
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/eliza-dushku/pictures/eliza-dushku-picture-1.jpg

[Sheriff]

Dude, I just noticed that Dwight from The Office is in House of 1000 Corpses.



Late, yes, cool, maybe?

[jjcourtright]

Because you were watching House of 1000 Corpses at 3AM on a Friday?

[JK]

The lurkers are back...

[McMarcoP]

The lurkers are back...

Where?
WHERE?

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/vietnam%20soldier%202.jpg

[TomHarrington]

The lurkers are back...

And there's gonna be trouble...

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3572/lurkers.jpg

[Omaru]

Make that double!

http://www.esatclear.ie/~mullahey/cartoons/poke/teamrocket.gif

[dtcb]

Make that double!

http://www.esatclear.ie/~mullahey/cartoons/poke/teamrocket.gif

Normally, i hate anything and everything that has to do with anime. It's where the japanese go full retard. Unquestionably.

Especially the scat-tastic rantings of pok-a-man or dragonback mountain z.

But I saw a clip on tv once of that cat and laughed. He's a particular conniving shit. I hope he eventually kills all the other characters.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jjqlEoLFDNQ/SicaAj7pdUI/AAAAAAAAAbs/jsktK-l4hig/s400/the-victim-was-lured-with-pokeman-cards.jpg

[dtcb]

or at least rapes a few (which is in line with standard japanese anime).
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-pokemoncartoon-meowth-penisfinger.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/shinygeodude/teamrocket/dp111groundshaking.jpg