How do you imagine it?

[Droogan_Leader]

Your funeral, I mean.

My best friend has decided he wants Weird Al played, while I take a chainsaw to his coffin. That's if he beats me outta here.

As for me, I want it to be a biker funeral, and I want "Don't Fear the Reaper" played. And, I don't mind so much, if people smoke some of my ashes.

How about you? Or have you thought about it that much?

[matthew_almeida]

i want to be buried in a kiss coffin...not that i partiuclarly like kiss...but thats all ive thought of as of now.

[EternalStrife]

Me? No. I plan to live forever.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I never have thought about this, but I would like to be have my funeral service in the same church that I was baptized at. And that is really the only thing that I have thought of. </font color>

[Razorback]

I will be cremated and then my ashes will be placed in a white paper bag and thrown in the garbage.

RB

[Omaru]

I'd like to get my coffin sping loaded so during the service my corpse can pop upright and then trigger tape recorder saying "Boo you bastards, I've come back for one last scare"

Realitically, I'll probably donate my fubar organs to medical science so they can see how messed up internally I am.

[Matt1]

If I die, and mind you I'm still not sure that I ever will, I would like to be cremated, my remains inurned at my National Memorial as thousands of my adoring followers sing songs to my glory and look on sadly as my eternal flame is lit. The flags all at have mast, a hush will fall over the crowd as my grieving, buxom 18 year old widow chokes back her tears and demands to be entombed with me, as a slave would with her mighty pharaoh. Her request is seconded by a veritable horde of my followers, both women and men alike.

Sigh. Makes me all misty just thinking about it.

[code6enterprises]

Well, when I die, I want to be cremated. Then I want my closest living relative to throw my ashes in my arch enemy's face. And then hand him a note that I had written on my deathbed. This note would say the following:

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Dear [censored]:(I won't say his name)

Hah! I finally got you back! Hah!

[/ QUOTE ]

[Threadkiller]

I would rather imagine a few select other peoples' funerals.

But, I would like a large memorial built to some important cause for which I died heroically. A an example of a good cause would be banning the use of catch-phrases once they're all played out. "whoomp there it is".

[Efexeye]

I'd like to be cremated after my body has been harvested. Why should these baby blue eyes and love handles go to waste?

[Ryall]

I want to get stuffed and mounted in a glass case in the back of the Secret Stash--behind Mooby would be fine. After getting felt up by a mortician or two, of course--I'd like one last bit of action for the road.

[EternalStrife]

Are there any necrophiliacs in the house?

[code6enterprises]

I think that new guy SOB could do that for you.

[DangerSeeker]

For years I've insisted I be cremated, and the urn should read: Charles Patrick Storck - Just Add Water.

My brother wants an interesting division of estate. Take a field and divide it into 5ftx5ft squares and assign a name to each square. Fire his body out of a cannon, and whoever's square he lands in gets everything.

[johnbamforth]

LoL good idea