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psychofiend
09-13-2003, 09:43 PM
Wouldn't it be nice to give up all responsibity such as cooking and cleaning?? Well apperantly you can get helper monkeys. Now, first of all do you want such a stinky animal to be cleaning your house? And Second why in the world would you leave it to a [censored] primate??
http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/prayformojo.gif

code6enterprises
09-13-2003, 11:05 PM
Damn dirty apes.

sinfrost
09-13-2003, 11:07 PM
I think the real question is, do you have to pay for this helping monkey?

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matthew_almeida
09-13-2003, 11:33 PM
i think...as much as wed like it to be...not everything said in the simpsons is true...i know shocking...the t.v sometimes lies.

johnbamforth
09-13-2003, 11:36 PM
Tv the source of every childs education

EternalStrife
09-14-2003, 12:38 AM
T.V. The reason why we have half a million less brain cells than we should have.

Matt1
09-14-2003, 01:40 AM
Didn't any of you crazy bastards see Conquest of the Planet of the Apes? Apes doing our housework will only lead to our destruction!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF... oh, wait. Nevermind. Wrong Charlton Heston reference. Sorry. Let's try again...

IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOOOOOUUUSE!

There we go.

CashCrop420
09-14-2003, 02:42 AM
I think a helper monkey would be great.! I'd have someone to talk to.

EternalStrife
09-14-2003, 09:39 AM
I know most people are more than lazy enough that they would gladly allow a monkey to do the job for them. In fact most people wouldn't even care if it's a rhino as long as it gets the job done.

sinfrost
09-14-2003, 05:09 PM
Now, there's a sight to see. A rhino washing your dishes. . .Classic. http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/Bizkit/sweat.gif

psychofiend
09-14-2003, 05:38 PM
I think that maybe if you can't have a monkey do it, a lion would be good.

EternalStrife
09-14-2003, 06:50 PM
Yeah? What about a kangaroo? Babysit while washing the dishes.