Legally Blonde II [Archive] - FRED Entertainment

Floorpie1

09-10-2003, 01:56 AM

Legally Blonde II with the chick from the brother-sister flick, where Buffy wants to get her gear off - but oh no, cos it's an M-rated movie and the dude from Studio 69, or is it 54? Anyway, LBII sucks ass. Every man knows that Clueless is the [censored] mad note - with the chick from the film with the Bat and the nipples on her suit - and that ass... BUNG! LBII is just a cheap rip-off of Clueless and Legally Blonde I... as if [censored] hot birds with blonde locks go to college to study... Hell, they go there to smoke a bowl and get [censored].

Follow your heart... eat floor pie!

ozchick

09-10-2003, 02:27 AM

Can anyone translate??? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

Did he/she just say that Legally Blonde 2 was a rip off of Legally Blonde 1??

ILovePapaSmurf

09-10-2003, 02:45 AM

He sure did Chickie. And he also said that Legally Blonde 2 was a rip off of clueless as well..That is about all I understood.

Kep

09-10-2003, 09:03 AM

Ah yes, I remember my first beer. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

EternalStrife

09-10-2003, 09:42 AM

I think he/she was saying something about LBII sucking big time......

in_diana_jones

09-10-2003, 02:12 PM

i think what he just said was a rip off of a quote from jay...

psychofiend

09-10-2003, 07:29 PM

I still haven't seen the first Legally Blonde anyway, but I hear good things. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

ILovePapaSmurf

09-10-2003, 08:14 PM

The first legally blonde is cute. I like it! but, I haven't seen the second one and probably wont. I don't know, it didn't look good to me.

EternalStrife

09-10-2003, 08:23 PM

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I still haven't seen the first Legally Blonde anyway, but I hear good things.

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Well the first ones wasn't too bad. Entertaining enough, but it's only good the first time around. After that well........

FanGirl

09-10-2003, 08:52 PM

I wonder if he/she/it is aware Clueless is an update of Jane Austin's Emma. I don't think Clueless and Legally Blond have anything to do with each other.

Matthew

09-10-2003, 08:57 PM

I said this before, but I got dragged to LBII. There is 1 scene that was worth the 8 bucks. I laughed so hard I thought I would pee myself!

Picture a Rotweiler with a pink scarf licking the back of the neck of a butch Chijuajua. MAN it was funny!

Overall, the movie was not bad, and it kind of had a feel good, anyone can accomplish something if they put their mind to it scenario.

It was not a ripoff of Clueless at all, but because it was a second of a trilogy, of course it has a LBI feel.

EternalStrife

09-10-2003, 09:33 PM

Don't spoil it for the rest of us. It would no longer be that funny if we knew what to expect.

Why is that we always refer to the new posters as he/she. Why not 'that person' or something like that. Saying 'he/she' makes it sound as if that person's a hermaphrodite.

ozchick

09-10-2003, 11:36 PM

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Why is that we always refer to the new posters as he/she. Why not 'that person' or something like that. Saying 'he/she' makes it sound as if that person's a hermaphrodite.

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Sorry Eternal, to be honest I assumed 'that person' was a 'he' because I can't believe a 'she' would write that crappola! But on the off chance it was a 'she' i decided to hedge my bets. I think I'll stick with 'that nob' in future! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Matthew

09-11-2003, 12:04 AM

I think fan girl said

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he/she/it

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because of her contempt for the former poster. I didn't pick up on the he/she part, but I laughed at the it part.

I did not mean to spoil the movie, and I apologize. i just wanted to say what I laughed at, and even though I explained it, that does it no justice until you actually see it. That is why I felt inclined.

Floorpie1

09-11-2003, 12:49 AM

OZchick - who the f*ck uses the word crappola?! You have no idea where the f*ck things are at in the world... And I'm a nob? - usually spelt with a 'k' LBII is about a blonde bimbo - as is Clueless... that's all the similarities right there... f*uck this town - you people wouldn't know a good flick if it bit you on your flabby, fat asses. How do you know I'm a knob anyway sweetheart - I'm livin' like a f*ckin fat rat in Melbourne, Australia. WA is whack - full of drunks and plastic surgery bunnies. So f*ck Legally Blonde II, f*ck the whiney blonde chick who's married to that ugly dork and f*ck you too.

Love, Floorpie.

ozchick

09-11-2003, 12:55 AM

sniff sniff you're breakin' my heart here floorpie.

To answer your questions: I say crappola; I spell nob (with derogatory tones not referring to a door knob) without a 'k'. I agree with you, WA is 'whack' but thankfully its far far away from you!

YAY!!!! my first poopshoot enemy!!!

Matthew

09-11-2003, 01:02 AM

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OZchick - who the f*ck uses the word crappola?!

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umm, We all do??
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You have no idea where the f*ck things are at in the world... And I'm a nob?

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You spelled it wrong,
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- usually spelt with a 'k'

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AHH, you fixed it!
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LBII is about a blonde bimbo - as is Clueless... that's all the similarities right there...

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Are you slammong Marilyn Monroe??
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f*uck this town -

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Which town ???
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you people wouldn't know a good flick if it bit you on your flabby, fat asses.

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hmmm, I didn't think my ass looked that bad.
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How do you know I'm a knob anyway sweetheart

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Cause of your stupidity

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- I'm livin' like a f*ckin fat rat in Melbourne, Australia.

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If you don't like it, change it!

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WA is whack - full of drunks and plastic surgery bunnies.

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As opposed to the Aussie chicks??

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So f*ck Legally Blonde II, f*ck the whiney blonde chick who's married to that ugly dork and f*ck you too.

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hmm, I can see that 4 word letters are used strongly in your vocabulary!

You did this to yourself dude! change names and try again!

Zens_7s

09-11-2003, 01:13 AM

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So f*ck Legally Blonde II, f*ck the whiney blonde chick who's married to that ugly dork and f*ck you too.

[/ QUOTE ] If I was to venture a guess, neither the DVD case for Legally Blonde 2, Reese Witherspoon, her ugly dork husband, or OzChick would have sex with you. But it was nice of you to ask.

ozchick

09-11-2003, 02:03 AM

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If I was to venture a guess, neither the DVD case for Legally Blonde 2, Reese Witherspoon, her ugly dork husband, or OzChick would have sex with you. But it was nice of you to ask.

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It was nice of him (now I hope its a 'him!) to offer! Haven't had many offers of late - probably due to living in 'whack' WA and my 'flabby fat ass'!

EternalStrife

09-11-2003, 08:59 AM

Floorpie! Who said you could leave your room. Now go back up there can don't come down till I say it's dinner time.

Omaru

09-11-2003, 05:04 PM

Id offer in an instant if I thought it might actually get me something, and also the fact I am usually shy and prude, this is very off character for me

ILovePapaSmurf

09-11-2003, 08:07 PM

I think if you are going to insult someone, you should know at least her name and if you bring up her hubby's name you should know that as well.. Anywho, her name is Reese Witherspoon and her husband's name is Ryan Phillipe.

Also, I tend to use the word crapola on a daily basis, because I am trying to cut down on using words like shit, fuck, etc. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

EternalStrife

09-11-2003, 08:28 PM

I'm trying to cut down on swearing too. Substituting it with smokin' up joints while in classes. By the way, who cares who Reese Witherspoon is married to anyway? It's not like he's all that famous.

ILovePapaSmurf

09-11-2003, 08:36 PM

Acutally, he is pretty famous. He has been in some great films like 54 and Cruel Intentions where he met his wife.... so sweet. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

EternalStrife

09-11-2003, 08:43 PM

Maybe, but I haven't seen him in any recent films, or heard of any upcoming ones.

Omaru

09-12-2003, 08:55 PM

I wasn't insulting anyone, especially not reese witherspoon, I havent seen any of her films to pass judgement, I was just replying to ozchick.

ILovePapaSmurf

09-12-2003, 09:18 PM

I don't think the post that I posted was for you hun. It was for the person who wrote the post and all. Sorry that is confused you.