movies i will be looking forward to in 2004

[in_diana_jones]

1.catwoman (make fun all you want)
2. die hard 4 (heard this was with brittney spears)
3. dragon ball z (just looking forward to what the characters will look like and the fight scenes)
4. exorcist 4
5. the fantastic 4
6. garfield
7. harry potter 3
8. jersey girl /forums/images/icons/cool.gif
8. jumanji 2
9. mission impossible 3
10. oceans 12 (doubt it will be good.)
11. the punisher
12. the ring 2 /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
13. resident evil 2 (yes, the first sucked, but i must stay loyal since i'm a fan of the game)
14. spider man 2 (can you tell i'm a comic book fan?)
15. the swedish job (does anyone know if this is a sequel to the italian job?)
16. scary movie 4
17. van helsing
18. the war of the worlds (heard different types of rumors- starring ah-nold? i even heard tom cruise could be starring. is spielberg directing)

any other movies you are looking forward to as well?

[EternalStrife]

Hmm.....That's certainliy a lot to look forward to. But I'd have to agree with you on some of them.....

[Razorback]

I agree with 8 and 14... and none of the rest.

RB

[Dr3vil]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
15. the swedish job (does anyone know if this is a sequel to the italian job?)

[/ QUOTE ] Sounds like the porno parody of the Italian Job, but don't take my word for it.

[code6enterprises]

You listed 8 twice.

[Matthew]

I am looking forward to Rocky part 86.

Isn't Star Wars coming out next may also?

[code6enterprises]

No, it's May 2005.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Doesn't spiderman 2 open in 2005? I thought that is what I heard last time unless the dates changed.

Anywho, the movie I am looking forward to is Shrek 2 (ok, I know I am a nerd) and the punisher (this one better be better than the Dolph Lundren disaster). </font color>

[Razorback]

Spidey 2 comes out in 2004. Indy 4 comes out right after Star Wars 3 (or is it 6?) in 2005 (not that you asked).

RB

[EternalStrife]

Is it just me or is all we do around here talk about movies, perversed jokes and Kevin Smith?

By the way you can't actually trust the release dates provided by these people. Something always comes up that pushes back the date, even if it's by just a little. Just ask any director and see.......

[DangerSeeker]

No, there's also beer, comics, and...

Huh. Never noticed.

I guess we could bring up how George W. is a...

*THWIP*

[drops to floor after struck with poison dart]

[EternalStrife]

Have no fear. I shall finish the post for you.

I guess we could bring up how George W. is a...

*THWIP*

Ha! Missed me you big.....

*THWIP*

[Falls to the floor next to DangerSeeker}

[FanGirl]

*notices bodies on floor, loots wallets for a measly $2 total, and continues*

Occassionally, sports, video games, comics, and well, what else is there really?

I guess we could talk about George W.'s...

*THWIP*

[code6enterprises]

*Grabs the $2 from FanGirl and sprints away*

Hah! You should have tried to talk about Bush being a-

*THWIP*

Weak, dude.

[hurrycane]

Hey I got here late what's all this about George W......

*THWIP* /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[DarthMaulRat]

I just found out the real title of Star Wars EP III, its

*THWIP*

[code6enterprises]

*Slowly standing up and guarding neck with hands*

Quickly it's "The-

*THWIP*

[EternalStrife]

[Stand up and shakes head groggily. After looking around some, takes back the 2 dollars and walks away mumbling]

[DangerSeeker]

[comes to]

Hey, where's my lunch money. See what our economy is...

*THWIP*

Oh dang...

[in_diana_jones]

either this was a joke before i came to the board, or you all have a bad case of A.D.H.D...either way, i'll join the fun. you see, i just found out the meaning of life...

*TWHIP*
[pulls dart out of chest]
That hurt you insensitive prick! why do you feel the need to go throwing darts around...can't you just...
*TWHIP!*
You did it again! but why? you don't even know me!
*TWHIP* *TWHIP*
don't you even want to know the meaning of...
*TWHIP*
thats my eye! i need to see out of that eye!
*TWHIP*
[falls on knees, grunts, cries, passes gas]
*TWHIP* *TWHIP* *TWHIP*
it will take more than that you sissy
*gets nutsack twhipped, dies*

[FanGirl]

*Comes to and sees pile of bodies on floor. Looks around to see where darts are coming from and see it's...

*THWIP*

[EternalStrife]

[Returns and sees in_diana_jones lifeless on the ground]

See? This is what happens when we let the country go to hell because of Geo-

*TWHIP*

[code6enterprises]

*THWIP*

[ozchick]

[looks over at all the lifeless bodies]

MWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [evil laugh]

[pockets tranq gun]

you stupid farking yanks!
MWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAA *TWHIP*

What the?
[drops to the ground]

[DarthMaulRat]

*THIP*

Ha! Learn to spell you...

*THWIP*

[DangerSeeker]

I hope whoever is doing this understands the long term effects of too many darts tipped with...

[ducks]

Why are there ducks in here? Why does that one duck have a

*THWIP*

[karmattack]

[walks into room, sipping rootbeer, singing]

My balogna has a first name, it's...
*THWIP*

[checks bottle of rootbeer for word "root"]
sweeeee......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[in_diana_jones]

[about to make love to brittney spears]
*TWHIP*

[karmattack]

[rustles, shakes head, stands up]
Britney Spears? I just had a dream she got naked and started fu...
*THWAP*

Hey! [looks down at chest to find growing red mark. Looks up to see DangerSeeker holding a bamboo chute]

You...
*THWIP*
...son of a.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DangerSeeker]

Now why would I shoot myself?

[loads dart, takes aim]

It just doesn't make sense!

[deep breath]

*THWIP*

*COUGH*

That was stuuupiiiiii....

[EternalStrife]

[Picks up bamboo chute from DangerSeeker.}

Aaahh! Now to have some fun!

[Loads darts, aims at some poor bastard, takes deep breath, and shoots]

*TWHIP*

[Unfortunately misses, dart riccochets of walls a few times and finally strikes self in the butt]

Damn....that was-

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Man.. I got my Ladies Home Journal Mag today and guess who was on the cover? George Fuc....

*TWHIP* </font color>

[code6enterprises]

Fin.

[psychofiend]

I am tired of these THWIPS, what about the stuff from the original Batman.
*ZANG*
*POW*
*THUNK*

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">I don't remember any batman shows having the fighting term as 'zang.'</font color>

[EternalStrife]

Sure there was the *ZANG*. It was right before Georg.....

*ZANG*

[Omaru]

had to read this post to finally see the point of this thread that makes me a dumb fu.
*biff*

[FanGirl]

*Groggily wakes up*

Stupid darts. Now I'm going to be up all night.

*FOOP*
*FOOP*

Ha Ha! Someone's out of darts! Oh hey! Put that 2 by 4 down!

*BORT*

[jjcourtright]

Cool, personalized license plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"..."Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bo..."

*BORT*

[EternalStrife]

Haven't we enough of this game?

[DarthMaulRat]

Never! I will never stop playing this game, I will not shut up, I cannot be si-

*ZAPPO*

[DangerSeeker]

If you're bored with it, go somewhere else and leave us play. I hear there's another forum over at www...

*KLANG*

[EternalStrife]

I refuse to play this game any longer. It has reached that particular point where any futher posts of the same nature would result in nothing further in childish humour and an attempt at seeming witty. The only way anyone could make me continue with this parody of a game is if you have that g.......

*KABLAAM*

[Omaru]

gonads and strife!

theres the gonads and heres the
*krrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaccccccckkkkk*

[karmattack]

Danger, I was trying to say you thwapped me with the bamboo chute as opposed to thwipping me with a dart. See, I guess my humor is often thin, but this is my secret: I start of by *KLINK*

Hey, who put a trap door heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

[EternalStrife]

Finally? Can it be? Have we all tire of this game?

[karmattack]

Dude, if you don't like it, don't check it. Nobody's trying to get you to read it, so don't f'king try to get us to stop writing it. Wait, why am I wasting my breath?

[pulls out blowgun, takes aim]

*THWIP!*

[EternalStrife]

I'm not trying to get anyone to stop doing it. I'm just trying to get myself to stop doing it. That's a-

*KRACK*

[Razorback]

This is the dumbest [censored] thread, ever. I can't believe how dumb...

*THUNK*

RB

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Sometimes I think there is too much testosterone on this board..

*WHACK*

See.... </font color>

[funkdude6]

The best movie (though I don't know about 2004) is the up coming Star Wars movie DUH!!
Fricken Retarted Mother etc. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

[DangerSeeker]

Ha! Now I have somehing that will allow me to get through a post!

*TINK*

Yep, I'm wearing armor!

*TINK* *TINK*

Try all you want, mystery dart and 2x4 guy!

*PSSSSSSSSSS*

What's that smellllll?

*Thump*

[EternalStrife]

Who are you calling a ' Fricken Retarted Mother ' you little piece of.....

Whoa.....feeling a little woozy here. Un wut tha smuuulll......

[FanGirl]

*Wakes up. Rubs head. Hears sound and pulls out gas mask*

Aha! I listened to all those government reports and bought a gas mask.

*Notices crack in mask*

Crap cakes. That's the last time I buy from the 99 cent stoooooooooooo......

*Hits ground. Lands on pile of bodies*

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple">Star Wars Episode 3 comes out in 2005.

Man, Ewan McGregor is going to look h....

*passes out* </font color>

[matthew_almeida]

lets not foget the remake of dawn of the dead coming out march 2004...im defintly looking forward to that...there selling some of the props in toronto..i may buy some...or not

[johnbamforth]

May 25 2005 to be exact. But im not looking forward to anying in 04