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damnit_crap
09-07-2003, 12:55 AM
yes we do
EternalStrife
09-07-2003, 12:56 AM
xanga who?
GoreFollower
09-07-2003, 11:14 AM
Its his first post! The first post is always retarded or stupid, and your also trying to make a name for yourself.
Let us forget this post and let it drift endlessly down the list to the land of lost/forgotten/stupid posts.
EternalStrife
09-07-2003, 12:12 PM
That's a harsh one. You must be a bitter, bitter man indeed.
code6enterprises
09-07-2003, 03:07 PM
But he's really cool. Yea. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
GoreFollower
09-07-2003, 07:39 PM
Listen to code6enterprises EternalStrife. And you may learn something.
EternalStrife
09-07-2003, 08:20 PM
Of course, oh ye great zen master. I am your devoted pupil. Put forth your words of grand wisdom and let me absorb them into the deepness of my soul.

Seriously, it's like listening to french music......

But thanks anyway.
DangerSeeker
09-08-2003, 02:05 PM
No, we have a designated Zen master. Actually, Zen is master over many of us. So are Denyse, FanGirl, Psyche, wait a minute... Nope. Not seeing a pattern.
EternalStrife
09-08-2003, 03:05 PM
Hmm.......maybe putting in the 'zen' wasn't such a good idea. I forgot that we already had one.
psychofiend
09-08-2003, 04:38 PM
I think that Gorefollower's avatar had to be shown in orignial size, because then you can tell what it really is.
http://wh0rd.de/humor/pictures/Safesex.gif
Zens_7s
09-08-2003, 04:39 PM
Safe Sex.
GoreFollower
09-08-2003, 04:39 PM
There isn't nothing quiet like safe sex!
psychofiend
09-08-2003, 04:49 PM
Jesus! There is a lot of safe [censored] around here!! [snickers]
EternalStrife
09-08-2003, 04:55 PM
Better safe than sorry
GoreFollower
09-08-2003, 05:00 PM
By sorry, you mean that you do it bare-back ( which impreagnates your girlfreind) and you have to drop out of highschool so you can work at Mcdonalds full time. Your girlfreind is bitching and whining about her mood swings. Her parents and your parents have shunned you. You buy a crummy apartment with a leaky roof and smelly indians live downstairs. And on delivery-day, the baby comes out to reveal that it has 8 arms, 2 heads, and swatzika carved on both it's foreheads. Am I on the right track?
psychofiend
09-08-2003, 05:05 PM
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By sorry, you mean that you do it bare-back ( which impreagnates your girlfreind) and you have to drop out of highschool so you can work at Mcdonalds full time.

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That happened to my friend... he is hoping it's someone else's.
EternalStrife
09-08-2003, 05:06 PM
That's the gist of it. But you forgot the birthmark of the numbers 666 which were on the back of it's neck.
GoreFollower
09-08-2003, 05:22 PM
Nah, it would be 999!
Omaru
09-08-2003, 06:44 PM
safe sex is never letting a girl know where you live if things go pear shaped like that.
psychofiend
09-08-2003, 07:12 PM
That is awful...
code6enterprises
09-08-2003, 08:29 PM
Safe Sex is making sure that both people understand that a saftey word is to tell them to stop, not to do it harder, but I won't mention names, Zens.
Zens_7s
09-08-2003, 08:32 PM
[Sheepish Look] Sorry, I thought you said the safe word was "Bananarama", not "Stop". Next time I will do better. You looked like you were having such a nice time... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
Omaru
09-08-2003, 09:53 PM
Hey! I dont condone that level of safety myself, I was just overdue to say something relatively shocking.
EternalStrife
09-08-2003, 09:56 PM
........so where is it?
karmattack
09-08-2003, 11:51 PM
Safe sex is tying up the goat's hind legs. What? Don't look at me.
[Points to shadowy figure above]
EternalStrife
09-09-2003, 08:44 AM
Hey! Who you pointin' at?
DangerSeeker
09-09-2003, 02:01 PM
Safe sex is making sure her parents are out of TOWN, not out to DINNER.
EternalStrife
09-09-2003, 02:21 PM
That happened to me once......
Zens_7s
09-09-2003, 02:25 PM
It's also making sure your dad didn't forget his wallet on the way to the airport for vacation, and driving an hour back to get it. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
GoreFollower
09-09-2003, 03:41 PM
And catching you in his bed ass-[censored] his daughter with the two dogs watching and wagging their tails! (Hey, it happens!) /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
EternalStrife
09-09-2003, 04:29 PM
I know gore, we've all been there at least once. The worst is when dad whips out the 12-guage.
Omaru
09-09-2003, 06:11 PM
Safe sex is letting the pie cool down after taking it out of the oven
code6enterprises
09-09-2003, 07:59 PM
Did those burns go away? Zens told me to ask.
Omaru
09-09-2003, 08:32 PM
oh man, now thats cold! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif kinda like the pie should have been. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
Zens_7s
09-09-2003, 08:59 PM
Hey, I was simply concerned for the man's safety!
code6enterprises
09-09-2003, 09:07 PM
Suuuuure.
EternalStrife
09-09-2003, 10:01 PM
We all like to play mother goose now and then.

Safe sex is making sure that the chick you pick is really a chick and not a dude.