What is the best Kevin Smith movie ever made?

[Snoochies]

What do you think,Im going with JSBSB,but thats just me,I wanna know why it gets so much bad publicity.Dogma is also great /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif <font color="black"> </font color>

[colcake]

Chasing amy or mall rats I think clerks had a weak ending and dogma was his worst /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[Razorback]

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Chasing amy or mall rats I think clerks had a weak ending and dogma was his worst

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To quote a brilliant line:

"Are you retarded or just wilfully malicious?" /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Tuskinashi]

Dogma for its story. The rest are at the 1.5 mark. They are all brilliant.

[wrdup2urmother]

Hey, Dogma is great, mallrats is great, JASBSB is great, clerks grey movie and cartoon are great, but the bestis Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Silent Bob did to much talking in Chasing Amy

[Adam_Poch]

Kevin Smith movies are funny. One day Clerks will be my favourite movie then the next it's Chasing Amy. It varies, you know?
The strongest one would have to be Chasing Amy. It's got the most heart to it.
The funniest is a tie between Jay &amp; Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks.

[SneakySnake]

Mall Rats is rulz. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif but JSBSB is equally good. I want more Jay and Silent Bob movies. Kevin Smith is God <font color="blue"> </font color>

[Squall91]

Clerks

[Omaru]

Putting them in my favourite order 1 being fave 5 being least fave.

1)Chasing amy, because it isn't all slapsticky
2)Mallrats because its the first I saw of the five
3)Clerks, A chewing gum sales rep causes a war against cigarettes, you know its only to get better from here on /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
4)J&amp;SBSB, nicely wraps up the five and send them on their way and it has Shannon Elizabreasts /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
5)Dogma, its a good film but I just see it as sort of the weakest. maybe cause I aint too fond of religion, anyway these are my order of preference and thus not debatable /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Efexeye]

Gotta love Clerks- the only truly independent film KS ever made.

[hyphnip]

In order from best to worst... (followed by random observations)
1) Mallrats ("You have three nipples!?" heh)
2) Dogma (God is a Canadian, oh yeah, we rule!)
3) Chasing Amy (This movie made me sad)
4) Clerks (My love for you is like a truck BERZERKER!)
5) J&amp;SBSB (mmmmmmmmm Shannon Elizabeth)

[Razorback]

Wait... J&amp;SBSB is the worst?

RB

[Omaru]

Settle down fido, each to their own, some people just dont like slapstick films or films that are heavily refferential to other films (I myself hate hot shots &amp; part deux) and well, cést la vie!

[Razorback]

I wasn't "excited" I just wasn't sure if he was counting forward or backwards. You know... Canadian thing. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[hyphnip]

I figured that "In order from best to worst" was self explanitory.

[Outer1]

Yea that pretty much covered it for me.

[Spike_Spiegel]

1. Dogma. Mocking religion is such a great idea because your always gonna piss some one off.
2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Most vulgar of all the five. I think that movie must of set a record for saying the word [censored] the most times.
3. Mallrats. Definately Jason Lee's best role ever.
4. Clerks. Great movie. It started it all. "Berzerker!"
5. Chasing Amy. Not the best but still funny. Especially the Black Rage speech at the beginning. "[censored] Lando Calrissian!"

Thats How I'd rank them on a scale of 1-5.

[Razorback]

Dogma isn't mocking religion. Try again.

RB

[Razorback]

Self what? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Spike_Spiegel]

Not mocking religion huh? I think all those Catholic followers that were protesting the movie would say otherwise... But the mockery part isn't important. It's all the people that it pissed off that's so damn funny.

[Razorback]

I don't care what they would say... they are STUPID. Dogma was in no way making a mockery of religion.

If a handful of idiots being pissed of makes the movie for you then I guess I can't deny you that. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Spike_Spiegel]

Just to makesure you understand what Mockery is. I got you the definition of a the word.

One entry found for mockery.


Main Entry: mock·ery
Pronunciation: 'mä-k(&amp;-)rE, 'mo-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -er·ies
Date: 15th century
1 : insulting or contemptuous action or speech : DERISION
2 : a subject of laughter , derision, or sport
3 a : a counterfeit appearance : IMITATION b : an insincere, contemptible, or impertinent imitation &lt;makes a mockery of justice&gt;
4 : something ridiculously or impudently unsuitable

I hope things are clear for you now, on what is considered mockery.

[Razorback]

I didn't need to look the word up, I am well aware of its meaning. You, however, having faced the dictionary definition STILL don't understand that "Dogma" is not a mockery of religion. It is a humorous homage.

RB

[Tuskinashi]

Sorry Razor, but Catholicism WOW! and the Buddy Christ are mocking religion.

Does the plot of Dogma mock religion? No. But there are instances of it being mocked. So you are both wrong.

[Razorback]

Are their instances of sardonicism in the movie? Sure. However, the movie is not making a mockery of religion. That was the point.

RB

[Omaru]

something that is part of the movie would make the movie in general mock it, if you have a copy, somehow encode it to a avi or something, cut out said mockery peices, then your copy of the film would not be a mockery in any way, as it is the film has mocking peices which is part of the film, ergo... The film mocks religion /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
NO more arguments thankyou, let me wallow in my self impressied speachiness.

[Razorback]

This is like having an argument with a bunch of people who are trapped under ice.

"Dogma" is NOT making a mockery of religion. No matter how many times you say otherwise it won't become true.

RB

[Omaru]

Oh i'm sorry, I got "mocking" mixed up with "Spoofing" next your going to tell me it didn't spoof it, and that dogma is a perfect synposis of the Christian religion. did Life of Brian mock relgion or did that spoof it too?

[Razorback]

Cool... now we are going to argue a completely different movie. "Life of Brian" is not "Dogma"... and if you can't tell the difference then what's the point of arguing this?

RB

[Omaru]

no we arent, cause I am not in the mood. both are good films end of story and they....... somehting...... religion but I have no idea what so maybe someone could tell me.

[Razorback]

Ok then. Funny movies about religion are cool!

RB

[apollolove]

wow. i actually agree with RB on something. one in a row

[Razorback]

Give it time... it won't happen again. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Tuskinashi]

Even though I clearly said the plot of Dogma did NOT mock religion.

Be careful who you call stupid. :P

[hyphnip]

Awwww, I missed all the fun!

[Razorback]

I am always careful about who I call "stupid". In this case I have no worries because I didn't call you "stupid" dumbass. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[faygobud]

Clerks it has been the best pathetically low budget film ever only a master director can make a fim of that caliber with only 25000 dollars

[ZStardust]

For the time being I have to put my vote in for Chasing Amy. Kevin Smith was at his best when it came to that movie.

[jam_1985]

the best has to be mallrats hands down. jay and silent bob is second though. dogma, clerks, and chasing amy. chasing amy was not as funny as it should have been <font color="blue"> </font color>

[hypnofreak]

Honestly Kevin is tooooo gimmicky in Jay and Silent Bob... I think the best part of that movie was the bonus material with judd nelson. Chasing Amy is great.. but amy's character lacks substance, and the real star of that movie is jason lee. Mall Rat is with out a doubt the best in my opinion. Dogma... pissed me off cause Bartleby could have walked through the door 15 times before god even got there.
Clerks .. and mallrats are his best (again this is just an opinion, and probably means dick anyone anyhow, so take it lightly.) The clerks cartoon series was pretty cool.. probably would have lasted longer with proper PR.

So there you have it.. my justice to most of his movies... I hope Jersey girl isnt too spiced up with confetti.

[hypnofreak]

There is certain aspects that have the homage feel. Then there are some scenes that do mock it.. Might wanna read the definition of it.

[Brodie11888]

Trust me people The best movie is Mallrats. I know clerks might have been funnier but there is something about it

[Razorback]

First rule of life, never trust anyone who says "trust me".

RB

[hypnofreak]

Why not trust my opinion? It's not like Im trying to sell you a bag of brick weed or a used car. Tell you what, dont trust my opinion. But every time you go get a bag from your boy with the ghetto fire ask yourself if you should trust him. Either way heres the natural order of kevin's creations.

#1 Clerks (Always gunna be first)
#2Mallrats
#3Chasing Amy
#4Jay and Silent Bobo Striken the [censored] back
#5Dogma (I still think Bartelby could have made it thru the church arch like 15 times before god could have stopped him)

They are all pretty ok movies.. but this is the way i've rated em.. Im actually wondering if anyone else has placed them in this order.

Anyone think the Kevin Smith might write something on a different level.. or is he gunna keep pumping smoke in our cracks?

[Razorback]

I don't buy illegal drugs so I have nothing to worry about.

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

Yeah, but you're definitely high on posting.

You can quit anytime you want, right?

[Razorback]

Riiiight... that was supposed to be clever, I bet.

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

Well, I can't always bring my 'A' Material to the plate; sometimes you get B material or C material, and when all else fails you get Friends on NBC.

I'm not trying to wet myself with humor in every post, its just that a forum is addicting, like crack. And if this forum was a drug, I'd be proud to call you our favorite stoner. Your rank is still addict, riiight?

Mmmm...Nothing gets old quite like drug humor.

[Razorback]

Whatever you say.

RB

[Omaru]

I have posters block, but then I feel discouraged from doing anything right this minute.

[BlackedOutRocker]

havent seen chasing amy yet, but other than that, (clerks 1,mallrats 2, jay and silent bob strike back 3, dogma 4. thats what think

[BrodieMan]

Ok here's how the order goes,
1. mallrats
2. JASB Strike Back
3. dogma
3. chasing amy
3. clerks
yeah thats right, the last three are tied, nooch. see its just all good, if kevin smith was more of a geneiuss then he would be god. no wait, he already is. think about it, he brought jason lee to us, THINK ABOUT IT

[Razorback]

People who put Mallrats first should be beaten then shot... then shot some more and beaten again... then tarred and feathered... then shot again and then hung from their toes until their brain explodes.

But I respect everyones opinion.

RB

[BlackedOutRocker]

1.)Clerks (classic acting and comedy was great
2.)J.A.S.B.(comedy was hilarious)
3.)mallrats...
4.)dogma(strip scene with serindipity ,smokin..)

[Omaru]

Razorback, but it was sooo funny..... besides what other film have you seen Joey lauren's tits in? I think that gives it some more cred, okay maybe not number one. but it gets any place from 2-4 and not fifth

[Razorback]

I saw a lot more of her tits in another movie. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Omaru]

that nipple poking over the top of the bra in 'Sleep With Me' doesn't count as a "tits" shot, its no more than a nipple slip. Also I said tits, not singular tit /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[DIRTY_SANCHEZ]

I'd probably go for Clerkss just for the dialogue superb stuff my favorite piece of Kevins work is the Flying Car Skit featured on Jay Leno - hysterical /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Brodie11888]

Hey RB what is so bad about Mallrats its a hilarious movie with great acting. Oh but I bet your favorite movie is girls who crave cock because u luv the cock.

[Razorback]

If you say so... I think it is funny but "great acting"? Citizen Kane and As Good As It Gets have great acting. I think you are going a bit far with Mallrats. I like the movie but it is the only one of Kevin's movies that I do not own. I guess it is the Return of the Jedi of Kevin Smith movies for me... I watch it and like some of it but I won't go out of my way to watch it.

RB

[BrodieMan]

damn straight, razorback u need to shut the [censored] up

[Razorback]

You need to walk in front of a speeding truck and save the world some needed oxygen for its retards.

RB

[Ryall]

"Oh but I bet your favorite movie is girls who crave cock because u luv the cock."

Oh, boy...

Seriously, guys, none of this shit here. No childish name-calling or baiting like this. It just gets ugly and drags the whole place down and I'd rather ban a couple folks if it means keeping the place friendly. If you're not old enough to disagree without busting out a childish insult, I'd suggest you find another place to hang.

[jjcourtright]

Hey Chris, how does cock slide through the censors? That seems like it would be the favorite of the immature KS fans.

[Ryall]

"Hey Chris, how does cock slide through the censors?"

Well, my first instinct is to make a "with LOTS of KY" joke, but actually, you make a good point. I think I'll make the "cocks" go away now to avoid this. Plus, I think the [censored] things are funny to see.

[Razorback]

With lots of KY dude!!!

(I couldn't help it)

RB

[hypnofreak]

you know what a dirty sanchez is right?

[hypnofreak]

Ya know maybe there should be a place where slander is not censored. Just for the slandering slanderers that like to slander other slands

[JonnyKnoxvile]

Hey Razorback Anyone in search of love from a blue monkey MAN should not be able to rate any of Kevin Smiths Movie Especially MallRats wich is my Favorite! Kevin Smith Is a Genuius! You arent You are looking For Love From a Monkey MAN! HAHAHA You want a MAN!

[psychofiend]

Did he make movies?? I thought Kevin Smith was a writer.

[Zens_7s]

He is a writer. In his most riveting work, Rooted in Barbarous Soil: People, Culture, and Community in Gold Rush California (California History Sesquicentennial Series) Kevin managed to lure thousands of fans to this site.

What really turned me on to MPS was Kevin's discussion of the "mercurial economy [swinging] from boom to bust and back again, rendering everyone's fortunes ephemeral." Kevin Smith rocks!

Support for the thesis (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0520224965/ref=lib_dp_TBCV/104-0223727-9187905?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;vi=reader&amp;img=25#reader-link)

[Omaru]

Monkey Man Rocks and has his own comic strip, sure kevin smith has his own comic which he features in, but monkey man is a fictional character and thus, doesn't exist but if he did exist, I'm sure he'd write his own pretty much damn kickass comic featuring himself. ALso Since he doesn't exist, how can RB "have" him? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Denyse]

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Kevin Smith Is a Genuius!

[/ QUOTE ] What's a Genuius? I looked it up in the Oxford dictionary, and didn't find it. I'm always looking for new words to add to my vocabulary so if you could provide me with the definition, that would be super!

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HAHAHA You want a MAN!

[/ QUOTE ] Point of fact, Monkey Man is half man...Half monkey...
You are neither.

[Razorback]

Also, I want a monkey.

RB

[ELPARKINO]

In my opinion
1.Chasing Amy
2.Mallrats
3.Dogma
4.Clerks
5.J&amp;SB SB

[towelie99]

Clerks, no doubt. Raw, real, Kevin Smith at his very best. Not that he has made a bad movie. I defend them all. Not too sure about this latest one, though. Assfleck and J.Lo.? I can read the tabloid headlines if I want to see them. Better be a good script!

[TomHarrington]

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What's a Genuius?

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I think it's a large, flightless bird. Oxford dictionary?! That's the problem, right there. American Heritage is the only lexicon you'll ever need, my friend. Accept no substitutes.

[ELPARKINO]

you doubt smith? of course its gonna be a good script..all the witty banter and dick and fart jokes you could dream of..but what i REALLY cannot wait for in Fletch Won, starring Jason Lee...

[TomHarrington]

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i REALLY cannot wait for in Fletch Won, starring Jason Lee...

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I agree that Jason Lee would be perfect for the role, but I thought that certain, influential people didn't agree with the choice. Have they seen the light? Does Jason Lee have the part now?

[ELPARKINO]

eh? i didnt know there was a descrepency...i thought he was set in the role...hehe...no clue...i hope so though...he would be a perfect fit

[Denyse]

Last I checked...and I do...often...Harvey W. is still being a PITA and is dead set against Jason as Fletch on principal (read:Jason's inability to star in a film that makes any bank whatsoever, at least recently). There's been mention (by Miramax/Harv) of some other "bankable" Askew Alumni that they'd like to see cast (names omitted to protect the inappropriate). Kevin has dug in for the duration insisting that he won't do Fletch Won without Jason. To make a long story short (I know, too late) this is all far from over...

[THX1138]

That's easy! All of them! I don't think I could make the hard choice of just one. But they are all good for their own reasons.
Clerks- Low budget, movie school, and paved the way for the rest. "37! slurp slurp slurp"

Mallrats- The comedy just never ended and also who can forget Stan Lee. "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Chasing Amy- Anything that has Kevin Smith and Jason Lee in it will be good. Also, it ended on a dark note. "What's a neubian?"

Dogma- Two angels trying to unknowingly end existance, and J&amp;B are prophets what could be better? "But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!"

J&amp;SBSB- The cameos were enough, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Wes Craven but for those who can't see it for that must I go back as far as Mallrats. The end of Mallrats, the end song starts to roll (Weezer) and you see J&amp;B with Suzanne. We finally get the story as to why the hell they had that monkey. "The sign on the back of the car said creatures of Hollywood you dumb f**k!!!"

So there you have it folks. Oh and as for the film some were eluding to Jersey Girl I don't know how many are going to like it. Smith says it isn't like his other films not even Amy. So some of you may as well unsubscribe now.

[drinknbuddy]

Hey I like them all, own them all, and watch them all.But to pick just one I would have to go with "Mallrats" funny, fast moving and just for the fact of "fly fat-ass, fly!"

[Droogan_Leader]

I agree with Razorback about Mallrats. The others are great. If I were before a firing squad and had to rate them, however, this is the order I'd give:

1. Clerks
2. Jay and Bob
3. Dogma
4. Chasing Amy
5. Mallrats

Please don't write me and say anything stupid...

By the way, Dogma, in my opinion, isn't a 'mockery' of religion. Seems to me to be commentary, and pretty serious at that. What's so crazy about God being a woman, and several fallen angels being pissed about what happened? Maybe the Muse being a stripper was mocking, but I liked it, I wasn't offended, and I know religious people who like it.

Some people take offense at anything, because it's their mission in life to stay pissed at the world. Others are just too ignorant to understand that there's an underlying meaning to movies like that. If you don't know a lot about Christianity, you can easily get lost in the allusions, but I am really glad KS made it. It is just another example of how much substance there is to his movies.

[jayandbobrule45]

this is a real easy one the best movie was jay and silent bob strike back , hell yeah bitch stung like a mother [censored]. the movie kicked ass cuz jay and silent bob also kick ass i would see that movie a million times the jokes dont get old . and if any one thinks this movie sucks ball , then they probaly suck ball themslves . like one of jay and silent bobs famous line " see u in hell [censored] smokers

[Omaru]

Not if I see you first, Cumwad! not that I will see you first as this is most likely to be your one and only post.

[DangerSeeker]

What amazes me is that he's jayandsilenbobrule45. 45!!! There were 44 other people who thought "This is a cool login, and I shall be as fresh as a Cinnebon breakfast!" If the urge to post more strikes, try creating a new ID and pretending this wasn't you, jayandsilentbobrule(variable for any numbers)

[jjcourtright]

You know what I don't get about these kids: They have probably only seen J&amp;SBSB and they find it to be hilarious. How many jokes do you miss out on if that is the only KS movie you have seen. Half the jokes reference the other movies, and yet it is their favorite movie.!?

[code6enterprises]

I know. I saw JSBSB first and then saw the other four, rewatched JSBSB and it was just as funny as the first time.

[ratm1966]

I think that is one of the factors that make his movies so good and popular. To get all of the jokes in one movie, you have to have watched the others that came before it.

[Omaru]

thats probably why the films improve on a timescale, they can get more and more self referrential. Now if only they made games that refer to themselves in a hammy way, oh wait there was escape from monkey island.

[psychokittyn]

I think my favorite is still Mallrats...though the other ones rock my socks into orbit.

&lt;3rachel

[straitshooter11]

MallRats.. reconize

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Who cares? I have have the best pic! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif <font color="red"> </font color>

[jjcourtright]

Yeah, the little red "X" is pretty sweet. Where can I find that one?

[psychofiend]

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Who cares? I have have the best pic!

[/ QUOTE ]
Actually mine is the best, so there.
http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepics/darcy/darcy057.jpg

[ratm1966]

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You can always turn your back on person but you can turn your back on a drug person.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've always been meaning to ask. Just what the [censored] is that supposed to mean?

[TomHarrington]

It's a variation of a Hunter S. Thompson quote:

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

[ratm1966]

Ah...okay...thanks.

[UrMothersATracer]

The best Kevin Smith movie ever made...hmmm...Thats a hard one, but Id have to say Chasing Amy because it was the birth of one of Kevin Smiths greatest characters, Banky Edwards

[straitshooter11]

mmk.

[Omaru]

yeah I like banky, I even made a character based on his likeness for smackdown 4, ironically it was a silent bob I made and then realised it sucked about a third into the season, so I edited it, now he looks very like banky, if I even get a linking device for ps2 memcards I'lll post my savegame up on some site..

[MALABOOTAY]

MEN IN BLACK /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
AND YOU SUCK (======:

[Dr3vil]

Mallrats, of all the movies I've seen, Brodie is the only character I could unequivicolly call a role model.

[zimbo]

HEy all my favorite Kevin Smith of all time not many have herd of nor have any of you mentioned in teh previous post's it is Drawing Flies a great movie staring Jason Lee adn Jason MEws ( not portraing Jay! ) its black and white i am not gonna tell what its about but its great every one should go rent it

[Scarface233]

I think Kevin Smith's best movie's are Chasing Amy and Mall Rats,JSBSB is also a great movie and has a awesome cast /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

i like mallrats and jay and slientbob strike back.those are the 2 i like the best.

[Omaru]

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i like mallrats and jay and slientbob strike back.those are the 2 i like the best.

[/ QUOTE ]
wow a girl after my own heart

...but only if chasing amy comes next in the roster. and I tend to switch favourites around all the time anyway.

[karmattack]

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wow a girl after my own heart

[/ QUOTE ]
I wonder if the Foxy Roxy private messages came before or after this compliment.

Can anyone tell if lilfoxyrox69 and foxy roxy 111 are the same person?

[Dr3vil]

Well, one's the sixty nine name and the other's... I don't know, the threesome name? Sorry, numeric sexual positions were never my forte.

Oh, and to whoever said so: Drawing Flies was a view askew movie, but not a Kevin Smith movie, like Vulgar the clown.

[Omaru]

could always compare the IP addresses between the two.....

anyay that was just pillow talk, I have one far far away girl who I am already wishing I was with. I just havent heard from her in weeks so..... /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[karmattack]

Yeah, she/he/it PM'd me with a "Hey, baby" kind of message. I'm wondering how many other people got that. It all seems suspicious to me. I sent her/him/it a reply saying "I have herpes, fuk off!"
I think we should get to the bottom of Foxy Roxy. I'm leaving that pun where it is.

[Razorback]

Oh man! That slut! I thought I was special!

RB

[karmattack]

Seriously? Be honest. Who else has been PM'd by El Foxo Roxo??

[ratm1966]

sniff sniff....not me

[Zens_7s]

Not me! Damn it, I can't believe Foxy Roxy didn't want a piece of the Zenster. WAIT, what am I saying? I am not feeling well, I think I may go lie down for a bit.

[ratm1966]

So, which is faster...Warp 9 or Hyper Space?

[Zens_7s]

I am not sure. Maybe Foxy Roxy could have answered it. In the end, we may discover that she/he was the one key to bring all this crazy confusion of life together. The one missing link for all the go-to answers we desperately need in this sad times. Or maybe she was just a ignorant nympho. Tough call.

I would say Ludicrous Speed is faster. To reference a previous Razorback post, using that speed will help you reach plaid.

[ratm1966]

Yes, and hopefully we don't get jammed.

[Zens_7s]

There is only one man who would dare give me the RASPBERRIES!

[silent_boba89]

yeah man thaz right j&amp;sb strikes back is the f.u.c.k.e.n king of them all. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[ozchick]

I've had about a dozen PMs from Foxy Roxy.... but I thought I was special - but obviously she was just using me (for what I'm not sure!)

[ratm1966]

[Gives Zens_7s the Raspberries]

Neener neener neener!

[karmattack]

Ew, shame on you. Do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

[psychofiend]

I don't kiss my mother with tongue so it don't matter if I say the seven deadly words ([censored] piss [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] and tits [according to George Carlin]).

[Christopher]

Jay and Silent Bob/Stike Back would be my pick. Funny [censored]!

[hyphnip]

To everyone who said J&amp;SBSB
http://connect.muchmusic.com/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[WestEndMick]

1.Mallrats
2.Clerks
3.Chasing Amy
4.Dogma
5.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

just my opinion. but they all [censored] rock.

[Matthew]

1. Dogma
2. Chasing Amy
3. tied with the rest

[Stephbbq]

DOGMA - Bar none the best movie ever.. It has alot of humor by other actors which make makes it more appealing. Its a little twist (or gouge) on catholicism which is always welcome.. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif <font color="blue"> </font color>

[AutumnDoesntFall]

/forums/images/icons/smirk.gif <font color="purple"> </font color> Dogma is [censored] awesome. I'm not even kidding. It is the best movie ever made and Kevin Smith is the coolest. I'm in love with him in a non-sexual way cuz he's not that hot. But anyways...what was my point? Oh yeah, Dogma [censored] rocks and it's witty and vulgar dialogue along with the whole "religious satire" thing makes it completely worth watching at least twenty times.

[Razorback]

Oh God, not another dippy who thinks DOGMA is a religious satire... ponderous.

RB

[matthew_almeida]

heres mine if anyone cares, but ive never met anyone wsho agrees with this order

1.clerks
2.mallrats &amp; chasing amy tied
4.Clerks Animated series
5. An eveing with kevin smith
6. Jay and bob strike back and dogma
7. Kevin smith verse stan lee

im not trying to put down jay and bob and dogma...i love them all...thats just the best order in my opinon

[ratm1966]

Okay, I am not trying to be an [censored], how can the Kevin Smith movie you think is the best is all of them? Oh, you aren't the only one to do it, so I am not just doggin on you. The best means the best one. They can't all be his best.

[sinfrost]

<font color="maroon">I really dug Chasing Amy the most out of his films. The rest are classics, but that one stood out as the best or better of the bunch.</font color>

Classic Quote from: Chasing Amy
Banky: Everybody has an agenda. Everyone.
Holden: Yourself?
Banky: My agenda is to watch your back.
Holden: To what end?
Banky: To insure that all this time we've spent together, building something, wasn't wasted.
Holden: She's not going to ruin the comic.
Banky: I wasn't talking about the comic. (gets up)

[sinfrost]

/forums/images/icons/grin.gif Haha. . .
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7. Kevin smith verse stan lee

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That's not even one of his flicks! LoL
I think you meant: Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters &amp; Marvels

[**DONOTDELETE**]

the best kevin smith movie is STARSHIP TROOPERS GREATEST [censored] MOVIE OF ALL TIME. no movie comes close

[matthew_almeida]

i was trying to make it more dramtic...actually i forgot what it was called...

[Threadkiller]

My answer to this topic:

The best Kevin Smith movie hasn't been made yet. His career has far from peaked.

Of the current movies I can never decide between Mallrats and Chasing Amy.

I also thought he did a great job on that remake of Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo. Casting Christopher Walken, sheer genius. Or do movies in my fantasy world not count?

[Smith_fan]

I'd have to say that story wise, and also acting wise, Chasing Amy had to be his best film yet...comedy wise...MALLRATS all the way....it is very hard to make a choice because they are all so good....but there are mine for all to see <font color="blue"> </font color>

[tremolo]

Chasing Amy

[lyeulet]

Are we talkin film that he has written or that he has been involved in. cos the best film he has written is dogma, the cleverness of it is just genius. but his was the exec producer on good will hunting which is one of my all time favourite films.

[Razorback]

I agree, some people don't appreciate the genius of DOGMA. It is not only one of the best comedies every written but also the most brilliant contemporary piece of religion-based art around.

RB

[jayandbobrock]

hey look at this Big Helium Dog was written by Brian Lynch go on imdb.com type in brian lynch and it show the movies hes writing and it say scary movie 3

[buddychrist666]

sorry, I had to...

[Omaru]

imdb is not accurate for eberything, now as I said before wait til the film comes out so we can exploit you for being wrong you dumb [censored]

[autumnskyye]

I think the best movie Kevin Smith ever made was Jay and Silent Bob strikes back. I know practically all the words to it. I think Dogma is a close Second. Oh and for the people out there that didnt like Dogma because they claim its about religion. Its about God not religion. God is your creator so have some respect DAMIT! Maybe i didnt agree with everything in the movie but it was a comedy.
Kevins other movies were really good too but those two were my Favorite.

[Lucki]

Yeah, I'm new to this site, so anyways.... /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

First, Dogma is the best... IMHO

Second, it doesn't mock religion???? Then what is it doing, defending it? Promoting it? Please, tell me.

Lucki

[Razorback]

It is a movie about religion, using comedy and drama to forward a specific story (about two angels trying to get back into Heaven). If Smith is mocking anyone or anything, it would be those who think his movie is mocking religion.

It is a movie that embraces religion, it does not sneer at it. If you see something else in the story then you are manufacturing intent.

RB

[ratm1966]

Well, I am not sure who is right about Kevin Smith being a screenwriter on Scary Movie 3, but.....

This site says he is.....
MSN Movies (http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?mp=c&amp;m=540280)

and Yahoo Movies doesn't list him as one, and yet....

Hollywood.com (http://www.hollywood.com/movies/detail/movie/1709285) does.

[Lucki]

I'm not manufacturing anything and this movie is not embracing religion, it is making fun of it. The Buddy Christ? Catholicism Wow? Come on! You're gonna say that this is not mockery? How about the "discontinuation" of the crucifix? All of this is poking fun at Catholicism... aka, mocking it, not embracing it. What is being embraced in this movie is the belief in the existance of God and his or her almighty power. Belief in God, by itself, is NOT a religion, it is simply a belief. Religions - man-made organizations - do their best when they skew this belief for their own purposes. (Of course, this is only my opinion and, well, you know what opinions are... one of the only things you can truly call your own.)

Lucki
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[karmattack]

just so you know, belief in God is religion (http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=religion) . I'm staying out of this...just wanted to point that out.

[Lucki]

Sorry, but I don't agree. Belief in God is not religion. Catholicism is religion. Judaism is religion. Islam is religion. And so on and so on. Belief in God is the basis for religions, but not a religion in itself, it's just a belief.

Lucki
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[karmattack]

you don't believe the dictionary? I'll scrounge up thier customer service address so you can write to them and tell them you want the definition changed to suit your opinion.

[Lucki]

I read the Merrium-Webster definition and it doesn't say anywhere that belief in God is a religion. It does state that religion is made up of a system of beliefs, but not just the belief itself. That's how I read it, but if I read it wrong, then so be it, but I read it a few times and I still read it the same way.

My own opinion - which I am very much entitled to and does not make me right or wrong - is that I don't believe that the belief in God is an actual religion, I believe it is the basis for religions. Different religions believe in God in different ways and they practice in different ways, but it all comes down to the fact that they all believe in God (well, most of them anyway). But again, this is my opinion and I am not in any way trying to impose it on anyone nor am I trying to say that I'm right and everyone else, including Merrium-Webster, is wrong. That's not the case here. I am just a free-thinking individual who's not afraid to speak her mind.

We could go on and on about this, but why? I'm not right or wrong and neither is anyone when it comes to opinions. And, discussing religion is not a good thing to get into because it always leads to heat and arguing. I don't want to get into arguing on these boards, I'd rather make friends instead. I accept anyones opinions about any subject matter; I would hope that it goes both ways.

Besides, this was a movie... a comedy... it made me laugh and I enjoy it everytime I watch it. Isn't that what's the real deal here?

Ciao for now!

Lucki
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[Razorback]

The "buddy Christ" and "discontinuation" is not a mocking of Catholicism but a joke about these characters within the religion who leave Pandora's Box unlocked by trying to be "in fashion" or "in generation."

The entire bases of the movie is the Catholic religion (as well as the reality of other religions basing the rules of the Universe) and so why would Smith be mocking it? It is the foundation of his story. If it is anything it is an homage to religion.

RB

[Lucki]

Whatever....

My opinion is still that this movie is embracing God - not Catholicism. I see is as making fun of Catholicism, not holding it high in honor. But that's just how I see it... it doesn't really matter, it's just a movie, a work of fiction, something to entertain the masses. It sure did entertain me.

Lucki
/forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[Razorback]

His overall scope is about all religions fitting into the universal rule of God's law; that God has to adhere to religious law, no matter how idiotic it may be or the fact that it might destroy reality.

To be a mockery of any religion, Smith would have to actually aim to prove that some part of it is a sham, but his story makes it a point to say that all aspects of the religion (even those that might be considered "shams") are part of the rule of God's law.

We could say that Smith is "mocking" a specific Catholic church, but not the entire religion. I think his movie shows a love for Catholicism, even with all of its faults.

RB

[Omaru]

the 13th apostle seemed a bit ......non embracing. but in the same note I've seen a painting of a black christ on a crucifix and that embraced the occasion, I think the fact he was a black christ even amplified &amp; gave the image something more.

[Razorback]

I think that was Kevin's way of pointing out that Christ was not white. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[Lucki]

I see what you are saying and I understand your point. I still believe that this movie does mock - or at least pokes a lot of fun at - all of Catholicism. There are quite a few lines in the movie that led me to that conclusion. I do sort of agree with you that Smith does exhibit a "love" for this religion since he is a practicing Catholic and anyone who actively practices a religion would love it, I suppose. I was raised Catholic but have long since given it up and don't practice it or any religion so all the joking and what I will call "mockery" (even though you may not) in this movie made it all the more fun for me to watch. Anyways, like I said, it's just a movie.

Lucki
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[Lucki]

Now there's something we can agree on... I think /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Lucki
/forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[karmattack]

Ah, we can finally breathe and realize we're all talking about the same thing.

and...

"b (1) : the service and worship of God or the supernatural" That doesn't mean it's orgainized, systematic or labeled.

"2 : a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices." So, you could say a personal set of beliefs regarding the service and worship of God or the supernatural is a religion. By any stretch of the imagination, that would mean having the belief in God at all is religious.

I'm not trying to change what you think, just saying to be careful when you try to use your opinion as fact. No harm intended.

[Lucki]

My last comment on this particular subject:

Karmattack said: "I'm not trying to change what you think, just saying to be careful when you try to use your opinion as fact. No harm intended."

I never - NEVER - tried to use my opinion as fact. Never once did I say that I am right and everyone else is wrong. I don't do that. I know you don't know me, but one thing about me is that I do not state facts unless I am absolutely sure of them and they are written in stone or such. That definition - to me - still doesn't say that belief in God is a religion. That is how I see it and if you see it another way, then that is fine, you have every right to see it anyway you want.

And, although I understand you intended no harm, you were the one who set out to prove that I was wrong. I never said I was right, I only stated my own personal non-imposing opinion. It's not right or wrong, it's just an opinion.

Lucki

[Lucki]

Can we just let this go? Please. I'm really tired of it and I can imagine that others are tired of reading it. However, I do not know that for a fact, some might or might not get a thrill from this, but I know one thing for fact: I'm no longer thrilled.

Let's just agree to disagree; we both have our "opinions" and neither you nor I are right or wrong... and sometimes, even dictionaries are off too, I can't tell you how many times I've seen different definitions for the same word in different dictionaries.

One of my favorite quotes: Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent. So let's just forget about this subject, it's not that important.

Lucki

[karmattack]

"Belief in God, by itself, is NOT a religion, it is simply a belief. Religions - man-made organizations - do their best when they skew this belief for their own purposes. (Of course, this is only my opinion and, well, you know what opinions are... one of the only things you can truly call your own.)"
I didn't pay so much attention to the last part of what you said as the first part. Sorry for any frustration to you or anyone else reading.

And since I don't remember answering this question yet, Dogma is the best movie. Mallrats is my favorite one though.

[Lucki]

Thank you.

I haven't seen Mallrats but I've heard so much about it I just may rent it and see what it's all about. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Ciao!

Lucki
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[Razorback]

By the way, Lucki... you are correct. God is not a religion. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[CKYFAN6996]

Mall Rats is dope, every 1 should watch it if your a jay and silent bob fan,

Peace out

[karmattack]

Thanks for sharing your religion.

[ratm1966]

Okay, I think you are all missing the point of where this thread went. Is or isn't Kevin Smith a screen writer on Scary Movie 3?

[karmattack]

apparently, he read the screenplay and added some jokes. I think he has said he didn't add enough to really be called a screenwriter on the project.

[ratm1966]

Thanks for the info karmattack.

Now, on to the religion debate. Does it really matter who believes in what and what constitutes a religion? After, there are so many religions out there. Hell, religions are like sexual positions. No matter which one you choose, it will get you off.

[karmattack]

And sex is kind of like pizza. When it's good, it is SO good. Then, when it's bad, it's still pretty freakin' good.

[Threadkiller]

Pizzas are like the Federal Budget. Everyone wants more than their share but nobody can agree on the toppings.

sorry, best I could come up with.

[karmattack]

And the Federal Budget is kind of like a big warm bucket of moose scat, but without the bucket.

[DangerSeeker]

A big bucket of warm moose scat is like the Blue Oyster. Everyone seems to notice when you step in one.

[Mugga_Allan]

Bottom line people,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is the best Kevin Smith movie ever made.

[Razorback]

Right on.

RB

[Omaru]

I'll say its best for celebrity cameos. but otherwise, meh dun tink so booyahkasha!!!

[Lucki]

Okay, you said Blue Oyster, I thought of Blue Oyster Cult, so... don't fear the reaper. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[Threadkiller]

Blue Oyster Cult is like a rickety old porch swing in front of your grandma's house. It rocks well enough but you are kind of embarrassed to be seen enjoying it.

[Zero_Eclipse]

Well if you ask me I think jay and silent bob stirke back was a good movie considering it had some type of clash with all the older movies...but seeing so many people who didn't even know the kevin smith movies or line of jay and silent bob movies they just sat there and luaghed at anything they could...wich pissed me off cause they ruined the fact of a kevin smith production being in the thearter..so to me the best movies if i get to pick two are JSBSB and Mall Rats.
Do any of you know how I could possibly get ahold of kevin smith ro some directors I am a training actor and i been talking to alot of people trying to get my name in.

[EternalStrife]

gotta be Dogma......or maybe Dogma?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

where did you find clerks i've looked almost everywhere for it please tell me where you can get it !!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

[ratm1966]

We have a Hastings here, and they always have at least one copy of it.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I think that you faggots are all bored!! who gives a fuck about people that you will never meet, and their private relation-ships??!!?!?! I have read so much bull-shit about Kevin smith, and these [censored]-up lonely chicks that offer Ben A. the chance at some free pussy in Arizona!!! Go BEN! walk down and fuck 'em ALL!!! Far as the movie 'jay and silent bob strike back'----you guys had alot of great talent on and in this very funny movie. spoofs are cool and I love the part where you guys kick the shit out of all of these 'net' pussie -[censored] smokers-that are all kids and [censored] up bored wierd ass packing faggots! FREEDOM OF SPEECH MOTHER [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!BUNG!!!!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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[TomHarrington]

Hello and welcome to the Movie Poop Shoot message board! Disparaging remarks regarding sexual orientation are not welcome here, and neither are you if you continue to use them. Consider this your official warning.

Also, I wonder if you realize how you come across to people when you champion free speech in one post and then want to censor talk of religion in the next.

[ozchick]

I remember the good ol' days of the poopshoot when all swearing was [censored]... made reading these mosts more fun coz we had to try and work out what words they were using!

[Ryall]

I'm just glad you and Tom posted right here or else I might have missed a chance to ban this Whiteblack idiot.

I thought maybe things were better and I could uncensor a few words and not play the strict parent, but I can see that with people like this, I might have to go back to the ol' V-chip.

[Lucki]

It seems Whiteblack had delusions of actually living in the fantasy world of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Chris, thank you for removing him from this world /forums/images/icons/wink.gif !

[ozchick]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I thought maybe things were better and I could uncensor a few words and not play the strict parent, but I can see that with people like this, I might have to go back to the ol' V-chip.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah its sad really... Maybe you could start a questionnaire that everyone has to fill in before they can register - that way you can weed out the whiteblacks of the world!!!

[EternalStrife]

Ah......the good ol' V-chip. That's one rocking son of a bitch.

*Bzzzt*

Aaah! Hey, what the helll?

*Bzzzt*

Ooow! What did you do to me Ryall?!!

[johnbamforth]

Good to seem some old and fimilar faces still around. Lets give me a warm welcome back shall we lol.

[funkdude6]

Jay and Silent Bob was the best! If you don't like that then suck my (CENCERD)

[Razorback]

My sig will speak for me.

RB

[Zens_7s]

I am sorry, I have no experience sucking Cencerds. If you would like to provide directions I will then determine whether it's a task that interests me.

[EternalStrife]

I think he meant 'suck my [censored]'

[HolyHeretic13]

<font color="red"> </font color> I agree. Jay and Silent Bob Strike back was wickedly funny. But I must say Clerks has got to be the best movie ever. That movie tells exactly what it's like to be a clerk. But not many of us have a guy drop dead in the restroom /forums/images/icons/grin.gif ...the average day of a clerk never goes so far as necrophilia. Brilliant!!!

[karmattack]

What's the best 200th reply ever posted?

[crosses fingers and closes eyes]

Please say this one! Please say this one!

[Zens_7s]

That one!

[TomHarrington]

"Karmattack's 200th reply posted has set a new standard."

"Brilliant and heartwarming. Karmattack's 200th reply posted will restore your faith in, well, anything."

"Karmattack's 200th reply posted rulez!"

[DangerSeeker]

"You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss 200 posts good-bye!"

[sinfrost]

How about the 204th reply??. . .*waits for response*. . .anything? A woo-hoo?. . .Fine. I tried.

[DangerSeeker]

But 205 means PAR-TAY!!!

[ratm1966]

Hey! DangerSeeker....you have 1000.

[ZeroOne]

I think Mallrats are the best becouse there the most Insider Jokes.

MFG ZeroOne

[johnbamforth]

Ill watch anything by Smith

[psychofiend]

post number 1600, a landamrk!!!
I will watch anything by Kevin Smith that promises to be more intellegent than Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

[sinfrost]

PsychoFiend is a Pooh-Bah. *Bows down due to great Pooh-Bah status*. . .I'll be there in only 1500 posts! Horr-ah!

[funkdude6]

Jay and Silent BOB

BOMB!!! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

[funkdude6]

Hi Mallrats Sucked but J and SB ruled

[karmattack]

Dude, I wish I could strangle you from here.

'Cuz that would mean you were close enough for me to punch you in the brain.

[Razorback]

Great avatar! I love that movie.

RB

[karmattack]

Thanks, me too. I made it when I was still a noob, but kept it to the wayside when I read a bunch of people ragging on it. In hindsight, I should have used it then. Regarding my last post, I should have used... http://www.twp.grand-blanc.mi.us/avitar/ralphie.gif

[Razorback]

People will rag on anything with DiCaprio. Once it becomes cool to bash something the ignorant show their true side.

RB

[karmattack]

Agreed. And the moment anyone says they didn't like it just because of Leo is the moment they show that ignorance. Not only did he do some of his best work in it, but it was directed by the fella who directed Trainspotting and 28 Days Later (movies I'm sure the same people would talk about loving). Plus, with the direct correlation to Apocalypse Now and Underworld on the soundtrack, I can't NOT love The Beach.

[Razorback]

When I first saw it I thought "Wow, this is an homage to Apocalypse Now." One of the most underrated movies in the past 10 years. It is also a great lesson in sociology.

RB

[jjcourtright]

I think this officially makes us the three people that like "The Beach". I just can't understand how people can bad mouth it so much.

[Razorback]

How dare you join a conversation with post 1,000'ers?! You sub-1,000'er! People really need to learn their place... gah!

RB

[karmattack]

JJ's a minister and he's still in the 700 club. I smell conspiracy! And corny humor!!

[jjcourtright]

I guess I kind of spoiled the joke, as bad as it may have been, by breaking 800. My bad.

[EternalStrife]

I do like it too. But mostly because of the shark sequence and that french chick.

[Omaru]

I liked the beach too, just thought I would point that out.

[karmattack]

Awesome, that's 5. I'm shocked nobody has bashed it yet.

[EternalStrife]

Well his videogame-walk through the jungle was pretty weird. Like he was psyched out on LSD or something.

[MRNICEGUY]

IT HAS TO BE jay and silent bob stkie back. SO gud the casts are brillaint as well, /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[johnbamforth]

good post to start out with

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Clerks was the best! Brought back memories of working at my old job dealing with [censored] customers...

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Keep your drawers tucked in there Jerseyboy.

[Matt_belfield]

I think the best kevin smith films in order of my own personal opinion ( more of a laughin opinion than n e thin else)
1) jay and silent bob strike back
2) Mallrats
3) Chasing Amy
4) Dogma
5) clerks

I also think that with out jason lee or jason mews these films would not be as succesful

[welshy]

That'd be J&amp;SB... BOOOOOONNG

[**DONOTDELETE**]

The Kevin Smith movies are all brillent and i don't exspect any less from Jersey Girl, though it's a love movie, I will support it. But as for his other movies they are as follows:

1. Dogma- Nothing is better than a shit monster
2. Mallrats- You stupid bastard
3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back- Fuck, fuck, fuck
4. A Night With Kevin Smith- That Prince thing gets me everytime.
5. Chasing Amy- I love the 4 way road thing.
6. Clerks- Still really good, but not nearly the best, BEZEKER!

[ilostmyshoes2003]

They are all great so you should shut up and quit saying clerks was a week ending. Clerks is a great movie with a low ass budget. So before you back to your miserable life and think movies which are classics are bad go fuck yourself...............BITCH

[ilostmyshoes2003]

he said more than Jay

[ilostmyshoes2003]

agree with you fully those two are definitly the best ones

[jjcourtright]

Wow! /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[Stewey]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Clerks is a great movie with a low ass budget. So before you back to your miserable life and think movies which are classics are bad go fuck yourself...............BITCH

[/ QUOTE ]

Although I'm unable to fulfill your fantastic request for autoerotic behavior, I am keen to know both what the typical "ass budget" for a Hollywood production is and what percentage of the total funding it represents. Make good with the information and your death will be swift.

[Threadkiller]

I think "ass budget" refers to the money they have to spend on butt doubles for people like Jay Mewes who are too shy to show their real cheeks in a movie. Either that or it's applies to porn movies.

[funkdude6]

How about you go suck on yo daddy's balls
You have experiance at that I bet!

BOMB!!!

[Razorback]

You do realize that you will soon be banned from this site, right?

RB

[EternalStrife]

Hmm...they never seem to learn.

[jjcourtright]

Was funkdude replying to something that Zens said on Sept. 12th? It has been almost a month. Talk about a slowp.

[EternalStrife]

Maybe he was just taking the time to come up with a good reply? Who knows the mind of these newbies. It's like trying to understand women.

[jjcourtright]

Newbie? He registered four days after you.

[DarthMaulRat]

Yeah, but ES talks intelligently, which seperates him from the 'newbies' group.

[Zens_7s]

I think it's hysterical that he finally thought he had a way to get me. That "BOMB!" thing was like the kid who thinks he has won the gold in Special Olympics and no one has the heart to tell him he never was actually in the race.

[EternalStrife]

Yes. mE be edjumacated....

[flip]

The best movie Kevin Smith has done is "Dogma"