The worst movie of all time

[JayNSilentBob]

Lets see me and my friend are arguing about what the worst movie ever made is... Here are the canidates
A) Spice World(Spice Girls Move: Heh i voted for this)
B) Stephen King's IT
C) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
D) Grease

[Shawnathan]

I say none of the above, and choose:

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

There are no words in any spoken or written language to express how...icky? That "movie" was.

(Dungeons and Dragons following a close second. Thora Birch, noooo!)

[Jessica]

SpiceWorld is a fantastic movie!!! (I like Grease and Rocky Horror alot too.. never saw IT)

I think you must have something against campy musicals.. Half the fun is that they are silly..

You must really like movies like Terms of Endearment or Platoon. You should loosen up.

[Matt1]

How can you guys forget The Street Fighter Movie? Jean-Claude Van Dam is Guile. And how sad it is Raul-Julia's last movie.

[BrianLynch]

I agree with everyone's choices except these---

A) Spice World(Spice Girls Move: Heh i voted for this)
B) Stephen King's IT
C) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
D) Grease

---I liked all of those movies. One had the hottest woman alive in it, IT was flawed but creepy, and ROCKY HORROR and GREASE were both fun.

My choices are THE DOOM GENERATION or DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR.

[CaseyMalone]

Rocky Horror?! That's a GREAT movie and I dont even LIKE musicals...
But EASILY... EASILY the worst movie I've ever seen..
Was Point Break.
The only other movie I've seen that was nearly as bad as that was "Vampires: Los Muertos" the crummy vampires sequal staring Bon Jovi and that kid from Family Matters....

[Outer1]

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A) Spice World(Spice Girls Move: Heh i voted for this)
B) Stephen King's IT
C) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
D) Grease


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Never seen Spice World but the other 3 are great films. Some more than others but certainly not the worst of all time!

For me that choice easily goes to Natural Born Killers. I have yet to this day make it all the way through that movie.

[lcooney]

i'm gonna have to stick with my old faithful here. dr. t and the women.

ugh!

Les

[Jessica]

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Never seen Spice World

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You haven't lived!!

By the way, the worst movie ever is hands down "The Sweetest Thing"

[Matt1]

C'mon, Point Break is just good clean fun. You have Gary Busey in full haggard veteran mode, Patrick Swayze weaeing a Ronald Reagan mask, and Keanu Reeves boldly exclaiming, "I am an FBI Agent!" Anybody else notice how blatantly Fast and the Furious ripped this movie off? And Kathryn Bigelow is a great action director. Anyone here seen "Near Dark"?

And I like Rocky Horror as well. And Grease is the word.

[DarthMaulRat]

A movie so bad that most people forgot it:
The Postman

Never have I seen so many people walk out of a movie theater. Surely a war torn country is more interesting than what that meandering piece of crap was. Its only contribution to society was to show that not all books make great movies.

[Autumnal]

Worst movies ever:

1. The Master of Disguise
2. Scooby-Doo
3. Battlefield Earth

No contest on Master of Disguise. Worst movie ever. It isn't only painfully unfunny, it's so not funny it makes you forget that such a thing as comedy exists.

-Zac

[Efexeye]

Dude, Where's my Car is the worst.......movie.......ever.
I was forced at gunpoint to watch it.
Although, View From the Top may eclipse it.

[JayNSilentBob]

I guess I can agree with the people. My canidates were a little unfair when their are so many horrible movies out there. But would anyone here go on a "Silence Of The Lambs Ride?" I for one would not. I would proboly have nightmares about pychopathic people eating my flesh. By the way that attraction just opened up at DISNEYLAND! Go on down N' Have sum fun!

[Razorback]

This one is easy:

1. No Retreat, No Surrender (it doesn't get much worse)
2. The Matrix (I hate this freakin' movie)
3. ROTJ

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RB

[Matt1]

How can you hate the Matrix? That's like saying, "I hate pie and masturbation." The movie is just too cool.

Return of the Jedi is the most lackluster installment in the original trilogy. That's the one when I think Lucas started to lose touch with reality. If it hadn't been for the Ewoks there might not have neen a Jar-Jar Binks. Nonetheless, you still had that bitchin' lightsaber fight at the end between Vader and Luke, and that fish-lookin' dude co-piloting the Millenium Falcon.

[DarthMaulRat]

People get so pissed at Return of the Jedi just because of the Ewok antics. Honestly, can you tell me what other part of that movie is so bad?

Leia wears the slave outfit.
A Super Star destroyer blows up.
We finally see the entire Rebel Fleet in action.
Jabba not only gets that awesome laughing dog, but he gets killed!
The Emperor gives Luke the biggest ass kicking in the entire Trilogy.
Luke goes to the dark side for a moment.
A circle is completed when Luke cuts off Vader's hand.
We see finally see Anakin's face.
The surprisingly tense forest swoop chase.
The much more believable explosion of the second Death Star.
No Darth, no Palpatine, no Super Star Destroyer, a logical conclusion of the empire.

Really, how can all those elements really add up to one of the worst movies?

And don't whine about Boba's lame death, because back then he wasn't the massively popular character that he is today.

[Affleckie]

Hmm... I think my vote goes to Harry Potter. Sorry.

Dude Where's My Car cracked me up, but that's just me...

[BrianLynch]

So HARRY POTTER was bad, but DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR is good...check. I gotta jet guys, gotta go cross "Affleckie" off my Christmas card list...

[Razorback]

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How can you hate the Matrix? That's like saying, "I hate pie and masturbation." The movie is just too cool.

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I don't find it cool. I don't mean any offense to those who love it but I thought it was boring, weak and a digital bone thrown to the mindnumb masses. It makes me feel ill when I watch it. Seriously.

As for ROTJ... the thing that I hated most about it was NOT the Ewoks (in fact, they don't bother me at all) but Luke's apparent and total loss of his light saber skills. He swings his laser sword like someone who has never batted swings a bat. It looks GOOFY!

Also, Han Solo is like some other guy... as if Lucas cut his balls off. His character just doesn't sit right with me. I could go on but I won't.

Honestly, I was only serious about my first choice for worst movie. While I don't particularly like the Matrix or ROTJ I don't think they are the worst movies I have ever seen. I still watch ROTJ every now and then... though the Matrix DOES make me ill.

I hope the next one is better.

RB

[Denyse]

"Dude" may not go down in cinematic history for it's content, but it's got my vote for best title for a sequel with "Seriously Dude, Where's My Car". LMAO when I heard that one.

[Razorback]

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So HARRY POTTER was bad, but DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR is good...check. I gotta jet guys, gotta go cross "Affleckie" off my Christmas card list

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Cross me off too (you know you had me on there!). Harry Potter (the first one) was so bad that I almost rented the Matrix just to get the evil memories out of my head.

RB

[bmxryda4evr]

id say spice girls was the worst movie. i hated their music when they were singing and i hate their movie. sure they were hot and [censored] but leave the acting to the pros.

[DarthMaulRat]

Yeah, I still don't get Harry Potter. I hated the first movie so much, it was either boring or annoying or a combination of both.

Yet I reluctantly saw the second and found it to be a pretty entertaining movie. Definitely a film I don't mind today's kids seeing. Although it did reuse alot of AOTC music, which kind of freaked me out.

[Snoochies]

Screw all of you,the worst movie ever made was a Wes Craven movie called 'Deadly friend' It has Kirsty Swanson in it and it sucks balls /forums/images/icons/mad.gif <font color="purple"> </font color>

[Tom]

The worst film ever is 'Waking Life'. Boring and pretentious and no explosions AT ALL.

[those_bonehills]

Junior

[Luciferous]

"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer."

[Crystal]

I don't think I could pick a worst of all time, but 'The Majestic' was pretty bad and so was 'Gosford Park'...both were candidates for most boring movie of the year.

I like, or at least am able to watch movies that would make 'Worst Movie' lists, but bore me and forget it.

By the way, I have to mention the made-for-tv movie 'Fall Into Darkness' that they supposedly based on my favorite writer, Christopher Pike's book of the same title. Forget it. It's so bloody awful I can't watch it without serious homicidal thoughts towards the people who made it.

[Razorback]

Gosford Park may be boring for (insult to certain types of people left out) but it is a great 'actors' movie.

RB

[Demosthenes]

Fat Cocks 4. Right when your'e almost done they show the guys face. Ruined my whole day.

That or Cruel Intentions 2.

[Razorback]

Oh man... I hate when they show the guys face.

RB

[Demosthenes]

I know!

[Badger]

1. Dr T and the Women
2. Legends of the Fall
3. Scary Movie

[Omaru]

1. I still know what you did last summer
2. scary movie 2

[Jessica]

Gosford Park is also a great class comedy. I loved it!

[Tuskinashi]

This question is hard to answer because 9 out of 10 times I can spot a bad movie a mile away. I do tend to only see the movies I know won't dissapoint.. or at least not by a lot.

However, I think a movie like The Ring is definently one of the worst I've seen. Anyone want to explain the point of this movie? Literally. If you know the tape is going to kill you.. here's a genius idea.. get rid of your tv. Why would you even haunt a tape? Or come out of a TV? Jesus.. this movie left me so mad after watching it to this day I still want to strangle the screen writer, of both the american version and japanese version.

Just my opinion though.

[Razorback]

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Gosford Park is also a great class comedy. I loved it!

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Exactly! I don't get how people can be bored by this movie! It is satirically brilliant! One of the best acted movies I have ever seen too (and that is saying a lot coming from an over-opinionated cinephile).

RB

[Razorback]

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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However, I think a movie like The Ring is definently one of the worst I've seen. Anyone want to explain the point of this movie? Literally. If you know the tape is going to kill you.. here's a genius idea.. get rid of your tv. Why would you even haunt a tape? Or come out of a TV? Jesus.. this movie left me so mad after watching it to this day I still want to strangle the screen writer, of both the american version and japanese version.

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Well... the people don't know that it is their TV that will cause their death. Plus, they really don't believe that "it is real". Also, you are arguing against the defining plot point (the haunting) which falls under "initial suspension of disbelief" that every movie deserves (meaning, the viewer accepts whatever silly premise drives the movie as long as the supporting story line remains intact).

I did not love the movie but I did like its ending (the final ending I mean).

RB

[Jessica]

I think some people might miss the point of the movie. The murder mystery is really secondary to the social commentary. And if you want the mystery to be the main point, I can see how you'd think it was a little slow. But it's one of my favorites!

And the Ring is the scariest effing movie. I am still terrified. (Placing it firmly on the "good movie" list.)

[BrianLynch]

The "get rid of your tv" idea is easily the funniest thing I've read in years.

[Razorback]

From Gosford Park:


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Mrs. Wilson: Not much of a crime to stab a dead man, is it? They can never touch him. That's what's important, his life.
Mary Maceachran: And your life?
Mrs. Wilson: Didn't you hear me? I'm the perfect servant; I have no life.

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and

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Mary Maceachran: Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it!
Robert Parks: Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?

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BRILLIANT!

RB

[Omaru]

im sorry I have to laugh at the modern ring, seeing the skinless eye in the lower budget japanese one was way cooler than the laughable blue face they showed in the remake! if there was one bit I liked in the american film (besides the heroine /forums/images/icons/grin.gif ) it would be when the girl body turns into a corpse but one cool part of a film cant save it, and if you dont believe me watch the laser grid sequence in Resident Evil, how cool is that compared to the rest of the film?

[Tuskinashi]

Well it is true to me.

I suppose I just didn't care enough about the movie to really want to understand it. The thing with the horse jumping off of the boat had no point to the story(from what I remember). I knew the girl was buried in that cabin when they gave it so much attention.

Overall, I just didn't get anything out of the movie except questions that should have been answered. I guess that is why I hate it so.

[Razorback]

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The thing with the horse jumping off of the boat had no point to the story

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It did have a point... however, the horrid editing of that scene reminded me of a high school production and should not have been anywhere near that movie.

RB

[Sean_Cauley]

I can't agree with Point Break as the worst, when The Fast and the Furious is a remake of it (substitute cars for surfboards and hijacking for bank robbery, and the story beats are there in both films, all the way down to the lead criminal's final fate, and the cop's hand in it). As the quality of something diminishes as it is copied, The Fast and the Furious has to be worse than Point Break. They're both pretty dumb, though.

Jessica, I back you 100% on the awfulness of The Sweetest Thing. Yet there are some people I know (all women, oddly) who think it's the funniest thing they've seen in years. I only laughed at one joke, though: the father of the bride telling the almost-son-in-law (the bride and groom cancelled their wedding amicably at the last minute) "You owe me thirty thousand dollars, you son of a b*tch!" That made me laugh, but the rest just bugged.

My vote for second-worst movie is Nothing But Trouble, starring Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Demi Moore and John Candy. And it only escapes the bottom by salvation from the greatest party-rap-band-with-fictional-rappers-in-it, Digital Underground, who appear halfway through the film to perform "Same Song," the first song to feature 2Pac.

The worst movie ever? She Devil, starring Roseanne Barr, Meryl Streep and Ed Begley, Jr. Too awful to think about for very long. Ugh.

[Matt1]

What is this "Fat Cocks 4" you refer to? Is it like Fem-Force Five? What is so bad about the guy's face? Is it (gasp)William Shatner?

[Razorback]

I only love big corporations. Medium and small corporations actually expect you to work for your money. Big corporations just expect you to pretend like you are working.

Yay white collar work! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[colcake]

You guys are really not thinking of the big picture here one that we can all agree on. I think you know what im talking about, Glitter.

[Razorback]

Oh stop... I bet you didn't even see Glitter and if you did then those who would agree with you did not see it either (hell... NO ONE has actually seen that movie!). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[BrianLynch]

I've seen GLITTER. In the theater. I'm a huge fan of bad movies. This didn't dissapoint.

[Razorback]

There is something impressive about someone who likes bad movies. It is like someone admitting to being a communist... sure it sounds wrong but it's cool! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Affleckie]

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So HARRY POTTER was bad, but DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR is good...check. I gotta jet guys, gotta go cross "Affleckie" off my Christmas card list...

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I didn't say it was GOOD... I guess it just doesn't take much to make me laugh. Anyway, I just think Harry Potter more overdone than my poor Thanksgiving turkey. (hint: it was a sad, sad turkey)

[Razorback]

Lynch just likes to say "Check" to things. Understand that he is not actually reading what you are saying. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Omaru]

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Overall, I just didn't get anything out of the movie except questions that should have been answered. I guess that is why I hate it so.

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Its japanese in origin, so you should expect nothing but more questions instead of any answers.

[jjcourtright]

How can you not like Nothing But Trouble? Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, and Demi Moore says it all.

"You've got a BMW - aaact like it."

[DangerSeeker]

Nothing but Trouble is terrible! I've seen it six times in an effort to figure out how it failed on every conceivable level. I was simply fascinated with how amazingly bad it was, so I'd watch it to find a single laugh, or to find a purpose, or simply to atone for my sins. Gah. Bad.

[Razorback]

Agreed.

RB

[Kramer]

I second all nominations for NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. Hands down...no contest...end of story...THE WORST MOVIE EVER!

Note to Chevy Chase - do your career a favor and get back on board FLETCH WON!

[colcake]

OK I have seen glitter Its called HBO and being bored out of my mind! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[magaza]

anithing with tom hanks, i [censored] hate that guy, hes a total ass hole
and very close behind is meg ryan and here stupid perky personality... ooh whait a minute, i forgot, sleepeles in seatle
THAT MOVIE SUCKS!!!

[Razorback]

Actually, Hanks is a really cool dude. I ran into him at a restaurant in Manhattan and he was extremely cool about my stepping on his heel. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Omaru]

i'm getting tired of people saying "he/she/it sucks" without giving a valid reason, how about "it sucks because....." and not some bogus reasons like "because it does" or "because they do."

[Dave]

How can you people do Nothing but Trouble when it has Digital Underground show up for no reason!

All around the world the same song, just the same old song ya'll. that song alone make it worth seeing.

[DarthMaulRat]

I think everyone begins thinking of actors as crap when they start playing the same person in nearly every movie. Meg Ryan has done a few unique roles but she usually just plays the same 'cute' character in her movies.

Hanks has gone from Mermaids to Castaway to Road to Perdition. Perhaps in the 80's he did a lot of movies with the same persona, but he is certainly a much more developed actor now than ever before.

[jjcourtright]

I feel just the opposite about Tom Hanks. I loved him when he was in Bosom Buddies, The 'burbs, Big, etc. He was my favorite actor when I was growing up. But he seemed to get all high and mighty when he won the oscar two years in a row. I have not really liked him since then. It seems to me that now he is always playing the same guy - Tom Hanks. In Catch Me if You Can, Carl was just Tom Hanks with a goofy accent.

[Razorback]

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But he seemed to get all high and mighty when he won the oscar two years in a row

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You are wildly projecting. The man is grounded, funny and cool.

RB

[Omaru]

Just think of him like artists that move on and change their style to update (no not Madonna) but like Picasso moving from normal to cubism, he started out on comedies and family films and now he does the more involved, Gene Hackman's career has pretty much gone the same way.

[Sean_Cauley]

Dave, Digital Underground is the one thing keeping Nothing But Trouble out of the cellar for me. The three or four minutes dedicated to "Same Song" are a welcome respite from the laughless dreck that the all-star cast was dishing out the rest of the movie.

(I saw Digital Underground in concert last night, by the way. They're still kicking it.)

[Dave]

Really, i had no idea they were still around. That's awesome, I wish they would put out a new album.

[Matt1]

This Nothing But Trouble discussion has brought up an interesting question in my mind: What the hell happened to all the original SNL alums? Akroyd hasn't made a good movie in I don't know how long, Murphy and his horrible Dr. Doolittle movies, and my god look at Chevy Chase. Why did all these supremely talented people get sucked in this unending tornado of suckiness? Murray has held his own (barely) with his appearances in Rushmore and The Royal Tanenbaums excusing his showings in Space Jam and Charlie's Angels. But seriously, what the hell happened?

[bluntman1962]

The movie that just bores me to tears is that piece of crap The Shawshank Redemption. I cant describe how much I hate that movie.

[Demosthenes]

You know, I sort of liked Charlies Angels when I first saw it. Then I watched on TV a couple of times. Then in a class I was in, somebody popped it in to the VCR and we ened up watching it. 10 minutes I realized thta it was the stupidest movie ever. I guess when I watched it alone or in the dark I could think it was great. but when i was in that room and I was the only really watching it, I saw what was happening. It was a low point for me I assure you.

And Nothing But Trouble was okay. I mean it had its moments. Although very few good laughs, it's a fun movie to watch alone. I seem to feel that way about alot of movies.

[jjcourtright]

While far from great, Charlie's Angels is also far from terrible. It did what it was supposed to do, be a campy retread of the TV show.

[starscream]

not a bad choice but you forget one good point... the rocky horror picture show is one of the funniest [censored] musicals of all time, i laughed harder at that than i did at the dodgy cgi in spiderman

[Omaru]

I liked charlies angels too, its a good chick flick and theres enough to keep us guys interested, when your not listening to the cheesy girl power, and cute guy jokes.
Of all the main baddies in charlies angels, I think crispin glover probably stood out as the most memorable bad guy. But a good cast in general like Bill murray, his relationship with Tim curry. And crispin is just the busiest actor in weirdness (see willard and you see what I'm talking about)

[DarthMaulRat]

Rocky Horror Picture Show? I never really thought of it as a comedy. It has wacky characters, a few funny innuendos, the ridiculous ending, but it just doesn't seem like a comedy.

I think Little Shop of Horrors is the one musical movie that is intentionaly funny. Of course, its not like there's a multitude of musical comedy movies to provide competition. Then again, Singin' in the Rain is considered a movie comedy, so...

Screw it. I got nothing.

[BrianLynch]

There are TONS of musical comedies. Not just animated ones, like some of the Disney musicals or SOUTH PARK, but I'd say over HALF of musicals are comedies.

And ROCKY HORROR is most definitely a comedy. The whole thing was played for laughs.

[Razorback]

"South Park" was a great musical. I did not expect that. I thought it should have won the Oscar!

That was the best music number at any Academy Awards show ever. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[hyphnip]

The worst movie of all time... The Great Land Of The Small. Have you ever been so bored that you just couldn't stay awake? Watching this movie made me so bored that I couldn't stand to take is, I vow that I will never, EVER watch this movie again, I suggest that you avoid this movie at ALL COSTS!

[Omaru]

Death race 2000:

david carradines worst role, one of stallones better roles, but all in all a very sucky film, even as a fan of carmageddon 1 &amp; 2 I hated this film to death (I have a copy on vcr I refuse to get rid of for novelty of torturing new friends.) This has about the enthusiasm of a russel myer film, minus the 1970's tits and ass.

[Razorback]

Never seen it. I will skip it. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Simpleton2632]

Umm does anyone remember Batman and Robin, that was terrible, how about Battlefield Earth, I would watch spice girls before i'd watch batman and robin again, chris o'donnell is awful, worst actor. Well worst movie EVER would probably be hard to choose but recently mine is DARK BLUE, could Kurt Russell please stop making movies...?

[Razorback]

I did not think that Battlefield Earth was as bad as many people think it is/was. The ending, with the Harrier fighters was idiotic though. However, the movie was not that far from the book (well, the first half... since they only covered one half of the book).

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[Jessica]

I don't get all this blathering about SpiceWorld being a bad movie! You guys need to check yourselves...

[BrianLynch]

BATTLEFIELD EARTH was moronic straight through. So what if it was like the book? If that's the case, the book was was stupid as well.

That said, it's great because it's so bad. It's like somebody gave Ed Wood a kerjillion dollars to make a movie.

[Razorback]

The book was great. The movie was just too cheesey for most people.

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[Omaru]

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Umm does anyone remember Batman and Robin, that was terrible

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agreed, it makes the 1960's batman film look good

[Outer1]

Come on I'd watch any of those movies before Barb Wire. And please don't say this movie is watchable just because of the Tits &amp; Ass. Hell if that's all you want to base a good movie on, then go watch the above mentioned Batman &amp; Robin. That [censored] batsuit had hooters almost as big as Pamela Anderson's.

[Razorback]

You are crazy! I don't care how bad a movie is as long as it has a HOT CHICK!

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[Dave]

How can you not like DeathRace 2000? That movie had it all, car chases, running over people for points, dystopian future society, AM/FM stereo with Cassette, Rear Air, Power Windows &amp; Locks and Much More! I'm telling you that baby was loaded!

[Omaru]

its a film I'd like a serious remake of, its a sort of cannonball film but with the slight edginess on the whole waste the other drivers and pedestrians thing, I just didn't like the way they handled it. Like when the one drives through the old folks home you just see all the old people shooting up and back down single file behind the bush as if they had been run over, I wanted more gore and less slapstick.

[DarthMaulRat]

Reminds me of Cannonball Run, one of my guilty pleasures. That movie is just so lighthearted that you can't judge it on any serious level.

As for a gore-fest with cars, perhaps the supposed GTA movie will deliver. The game is based on all of our guilty pleasures: Cars, stealing, babes, racing, killing, lighting things on fire... there should be no excuse for a movie based on that game to be anything but a guy's night out type film.

[ZStardust]

When it comes to horrible movies, I do agree with Battlefield Earth. I also have to add Freddy Got Fingered. Thou I like Tom Green, there's only so much he can do. It was also an hour and a half version of his show.

[Razorback]

Oh yeah... I have tried to forget Freddy Got Fingered. Now there is a truly bad movie.

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[Jon_A]

I have to admit, I actually like Dude Where's My Car? Something about the level of idiocy on display appeals to the inner dude in me I guess.
In terms of worst ever movies, My Big Fat Greek Wedding made me want to stab my eyes out.

[Omaru]

whoever posted "going overboard" starring Adam sandler on the previous pages, I'm sorry I doubted you, I think the only cool thing about it was the crappy drawn sandler animations at start and end, and the already dumbass Billy Zane, dressed up and acting as more of a dumbass. its one of tose films you are just waiting for the end to come and for a 90 minute film, it tends to take its time.

[jjcourtright]

I was beginning to think that I was the only person ever stupid enough to rent it. See what happens when you doubt me. You end up wasting 90 minutes on "Going Overboard". So, worst movie ever right?

[kain1204]

IT was one of the worst movies i have ever seen it was long and boring threw the intire thing it. it made me fall asleep but i woke up and it was still not half way done

[WiZzFiZz]

i'd have to say spice world *shudders* i wouldn't call it a movie i'd call it a very good way to harness your upchuck reflexes /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

[DIRTY_SANCHEZ]

the scorpion king ( why? )
behind enemy lines ( patriotism beyond reasonable lenghts)
any van damme movie? ( vandamme you gotta ask? )

you may not agree but hey that what this is all about there are many more turkeys but didn't want to wastes key strokes on them...

[m0ose]

/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif HUH how dare u man rocky horor picture show rox u hard! and you know it! (best movie of all time in my opion ) ppl dunn think like me but that movie is quite simple... i like it simple... that wouls be the reason for no ASIN bondage!

[m0ose]

"2. The Matrix (I hate this freakin' movie)" GARGHHHHHH GLADEATOR!!!!!! gah how could u say that!!!???!!!¿¿¿ that is kinda mean... i mean how many other movies has That neo guy (can't rember his name right now) had? olny like 2. The Replacements, Bill and Ted's! so that would olny be 4 movies i like him in (matrix 2 i dunn have to see it to like it)

[Outer1]

Ok I can't decide if you are actually trying to defend Keanu Reeves or not. Either way I think you might want to check your facts before you start spouting off at people.

The Matrix: Reloaded marks his 47th completed project, not 4th. Granted a lot of that is really awful stuff but that's his choice. There are other gems like Parenthood and the Devil's Advocate. So if you are trying to insult him you didn't do a very good job, on the other hand if you were trying to back him up....well you still didn't do a very good job. Check your facts! It only takes a second.

[m0ose]

no DUR! it is olny 4 are good (in my opion)

[themysca]

I saw a lot of bad movies in my 29 years. Giving one the worst "star" award going to be hard.

Bounce was really bad. Sorry Ben, but seeing a love stroy when not once, either of the character say "I love you", that's pityfull. Even if some scenes are pieces of art.
Gone with the wind Couldn't watch it in a row. Had to stop the tape every five minutes before falling asleep of Boredom. Good acting though...
Legend of the lost grave or something like that... With Stacy Keach. I was on a efyptian strip after the Mummy, but this one couldn't satisfie even the most retarded teenager

All the series with McKaulay...Sorry. Can't bear those ones.

But the award goes to Titanic. Who believes that Dicaprio can act. Kate Whinslet did her best to keep him on his lines but nothing helps such a moron. An irish in his early 20 who looks like a 15boy ? Get real. I never stand until the boat starts to sink. And believe me, I tried. Hard.

[Razorback]

There is no way that Titanic is the worst movie of all time (maybe you hate it but it is a very good movie).

Also, DiCaprio is a very good actor... some would say a great actor.

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

The only good thing about Titanic was that it was visually astounding. The story wasn't that great, the acting wasn't that great. I don't need Indiana Jones on a boat. I will say that DiCaprio is a great actor. His part in Titanic was just awful though, and you're only as good as the material you're given.

I don't understand the whole Leo backlash. The guy can act, regardless of how pretty he is. Brad Pitt has the same backlash and he's proven he can act (12 Monkeys, Fight Club). I want to see more of Tom Cruise hatred. He hasn't done anything different since All the Right Moves .

[Tongue]

I have seen so many bad movies in my time but truly the worst has to be anything including Keanu Reeves. Th eonly films he ever made that suited him was the Bill and Ted ones because it didn't call for him to do any acting at all and what was up with his surfer dude turn in Much Ado About Nothing????? God that was thoroughly risible. Saying that The Mission still stands as the only movie I have ever walked out of ( I was 5 and with my mother but that's not the point)

[Razorback]

The Leo backlash just goes to show you how ignorant most people are of reality.

RB

[Omaru]

Titanic s(t)ank.
Visual effects aside I can think of better films based on the actual tragedy like "a night to remember" and not some crappy simplified 3 way love triangle. Billy zane and ship movies go together (see going overboard.) This film didn't really capture anything. Its an average movie that through advertising over achieved far more than it honestly deserved, I saw it twice in the cinema so I liked it and then. I suddenly didn''t. Anyway Best bits were when A) kate winslet bared uppper body and b) when the boat started sinking, they didn't really make it seem its hard to imagine this film being tragic when you see someone falling down a sloped deck, hitting tables and other people or jumping and spinning as they hit the boat propellor and you're thinking "cool." Not worst movie ever, no but by no means not great or good either.

[Razorback]

Nope. Wrong.

RB

[Tongue]

Great argument there RB, U really know how to rally the masses to your way of thinking. Lets face it, the movie served it's purpose as a chick flick that made money one summer due to the hype around it. Nothing more, nothing less. The script was average, the acting passible although Kate really shone the brightest and the plot was absolutely dire but then again how interesting would it have been to have just shown a ship leaving port and then sinking??? Cheaper maybe. Actually now that I think about it....... What a gr8 film that would have been......

[poopinmyshoot14]

the worst movie of all wuzthe ring that stuff was stupid! <font color="blue"> </font color> /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[poopinmyshoot14]

grease was ok for the first 100 times but grease 2 just sucked <font color="blue"> </font color> /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Omaru]

umm why is it wrong, I think I cover everything with a valid explanation, note to you in future, this is something I learned from english and media studies, make a point, and give reasons to prove your point.

[Razorback]

I don't care about arguing the point or rallying anyone. I don't even care about the movie, intrinsically. I just know that it is not the worst movie ever made. Simple.

RB

[Tongue]

You're right it wasn't bad but it wasn't exactly good either

[Razorback]

Yeah, yeah... I know all about forms of argument; ad hominem, absurdum, disjunctive syllogism, from analogy, abductive, inductive generalization, red herring et cetera. I could pry your skull open with all of the knowledge I possess in the art of debate.

I just like telling people that their opinions are wrong. It has an interesting effect on their mental state of being. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Usually they cry "OPINIONS CAN'T BE WRONG" and then the fun really begins. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Tongue]

I tell u one fact why he thinks it's the worst movie he has ever sen. Oh look I just did. HE THINKS SO. It's HIS opinion that is what this thread is asking and that was his opinion. U can name any movie u like and I can tell u in my opinion it isn't the worst movie and why. Are u beginning to understand this RB????? U have an opinion and he has a different one . Neither of u is right and neither of u is wrong. That's what opinion does it creates debate without ever coming to a correct answer as it will always depend on who is debating.

[Razorback]

It's a stupid opinion. As for your "are you beginning to understand this" babbling... I will wait for your to catch up in understanding what I have to say before I try understanding you.

RB

[Tongue]

I don't understand.

[Omaru]

but RB... OPINIONS CAN'T BE WRONG!!!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
nor can they be retracted.
Anyway say to yourself what George Clooney said in From Dusk til Dawn when you see an opinion you dont agree with, the line goes:

"Well, that's a matter of opinion and I don't give a [censored] about yours."

[Tongue]

Apparently they can be wrong. Just my opinion tho

[DarthMaulRat]

I know this sounds too simple, but look at any movie featured in an episode of MST3K and you'll find much worse movies. At least Titanic and Bounce had competent editors and acknowleged the fact that sound and video need to be recorded together.

Manos: Hands of Fate really IS that bad.

[Razorback]

That is a popular belief but it is incorrect. Of course opinions can be wrong. If an opinion is less factual than another then it is wrong. To qualify as a "valid" opinion one must be closer to the truth than away from it. If someone can prove an opinion to have little to no factual basis then it is invalid... or wrong. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[Tongue]

It is still an opinion whether it is far from the truth or not. And considering the comments in question refers to what do people THINK is the worst film ever made then it is solely about opinions and not fact as Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted the worst movie ever then this is effectively the correct answer however if u had asked Ed Wood his OPINION would be that it was a good movie.

[Razorback]

I need to dumb down so I can see your world.

This thread is like a support group for the nearly average. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[DangerSeeker]

"grease was ok for the first 100 times but grease 2 just sucked"

Grease 2 had better songs, an actual plot, and the Cool Rider ladder dance. Grease 2 rules, Grease 1 drools!

[BrianLynch]

Sorry, GREASE 2 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

[DangerSeeker]

"Sorry, GREASE 2 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks."

Ha! As we have proven in this thread, opinion is not fact, and since people are of the opinion that opinion is fact it is clearly not, and by proving it is not, that means tha opinion is both fact and not fact, and the only way to get your head around this concept is by vegging out and watching Grease 2, making it a good movie!

So there.

[Razorback]

Great argument!

RB

[Omaru]

RB: sure its a great argument, but it counter attacks your long winded speech so you shouldn't really point that out.anyway opinions are right, to the person that says them regardless of being fact based, they are right until the person be persuaded otherwise, and they still can't be retracted, they can be altered but not retracted. Anyway I'm happy and tired so I'm going away to probably dream happy thoughts.

[Razorback]

The commonly accepted definition of opinion would agree with your argument but the actual defininition does not. In reality, opinion is not protected by some imaginary, all powerful force of persuasion. You can have an opinion that is wrong, even if you believe in it.

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

Wow, this topic is getting so philosophical.

RB, perhaps the Matrix Reloaded will be about if your opinion is right or wrong or if your opinions are facts. Will that deep philosophy make it a better movie?

[Razorback]

The new Matrix will be a good movie if I don't hear anyone say anything remotely like "there is no spoon" or if Morpheus shuts his freakin' trap! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Seriously... I was being serious.

Ok, really seriously... I don't even know where I am man... don't forget to bring a towel.

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

DON'T PANIC

[Razorback]

Anybody hear that /forums/images/icons/confused.gif

/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

RB

[Tongue]

Hear what????

[DangerSeeker]

Don't panic? A Vogon friend just sent me a bad poem encouraging me to get together everything I could in a carry bag. Something about a highway...

[Tongue]

u as well????

[DangerSeeker]

Yeah, it's weird. I also noticed how Willard didn't do well, something about the mice thinking it was an unfair portrayal.

[Tongue]

sorry what was that? I was trying to remove some fish from my ear.

[Tongue]

I've just seen the worst film on TV it's a shoddy Martial Arts flick called Bloodwatch.... If u ever get the chance to see it DON'T

[Omaru]

never seen it or heard of it, but that had to be a channel 5 film right?

[Tongue]

It'll probably turn up on Channel 5 sometime but I saw it on a Saudi Global channel . Dire film, really dire.

[Zens_7s]

I recently viewed a very odd movie with Christian Bale called, "All the Little Animals". It is not the worst movie of all time, but it may be one of the strangest.

Bobby Platt (Christian Bale) is a disturbed, abused young man. He runs away from home to the English countryside, where he meets an equally odd adult named Mr. Summers (John Hurt). Summers walks the roads looking for road kill to bury. Together, Bale and Hurt team up to liberate the road kill from their pavement graves. Over the scooping and gentle handling of the road kill, Bobby and Mr. Summers share secrets and form a special relationship.

Road kill. ROADKILL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

[Comicgirl1972]

Oh holy Jesus did anyone understand a word of that??

[Comicgirl1972]

Gosford Park was lovely. And I agree with Jessica The Ring had me so scared I slept with the light on for 7 days!

[Comicgirl1972]

Oh I thought I was the only one who thought Titanic was a big fat snore! Leonardo Di Caprio is a skinny dork!

[syruss]

worst movie would have to be the exorcist.

[BrianLynch]

Didn't you just post that EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS was good? But EXORCIST was the worst movie ever made? Wow. Wow wow wow.

[syruss]

yeah, because at least eight legged freaks had a little horror in it......the exorcist had f..k all in it it was so f.....g boring.

[psychofiend]

I would have to disagree with everyone. Nothing is worse than that [censored]y little Juwanna Mann. If you haven't seen it... don't bother. I wouldn't wish that hour and a half of torture to my worst enemy.

[DarthMaulRat]

Reminds me of the other basketball infused crap fest: Kazaam! Or was it Shazam? Eh, doesn't matter. Boy, that Shaq could sure turn celluloid into cyanide. I still want to know which person thought Shaq playing a rapping genie would be box office gold. All the major film studios must be run by Carrot top clones...

[DarthMaulRat]

I almost forgot about the other great Shaq movie: Steel. That one probably pushed the comic book movies back a couple years.

[code6enterprises]

It was Kazaam. My nephew loves that movie. Uugh.

I hated THE RING. It a freakin tape, how the hell can it kill people.

[BrianLynch]

Worst movies---

THE DOOM GENERATION.

WHIPPED.

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR.

BLAIR WITCH 2: THE BOOK OF SHADOWS

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I actually recommended Doom Generation to someone at work. I only did it because he was looking for Kids and it was rented. I have a copy of the Doom Generation at home, but that's merely for one of those things that's so bad I had to have it like the Good, bad, ugly column.

But I can understand your hatred for it. It's shocking, just to be shocking. I do like recommending it to my friends and then saying, "Nah, you wouldn't like it." Then they want to see it even more. I love the looks on their faces after they've seen the movie. They don't know if they should be horrified or disgusted. Maybe that's why I like it so much.

[Omaru]

American Psycho 2: they take away the possiblity that bales imagination may have got the better of him by stating he did it all. It was just terrible thrpughout without that one mistake.

[syruss]

I watched american psycho 2 a couple of weeks ago...i didn't really think much of it.