New Move: Pirates Of the Carribean [Archive]

JayNSilentBob

04-11-2003, 07:10 PM

Are the serious!? A movie with Johnny Depp as a pirate.. ARRR.. And to top it all off i heard this movie is being produced by DISNEY! I took a survey at my local mall... Looks like a real kids film. Pirates turning into skeletons shedding blood and getting drunk while they are at it.. I for one have some sense and will NOT be going to see this movie. If you even take the time to watch a preview I think you should go kill yourself , but only if you liked it =D

BrianLynch

04-11-2003, 07:37 PM

The trailer is awesome. It's funny and creepy.

The movie stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Geoffrey Rush and is directed by the director of THE RING, so I'm there.

JayNSilentBob

04-11-2003, 08:40 PM

I did see the trailer, I proboly would have like a good factor of skeletons protecting like gold or some crap that its like a curse. But come on now men turning into skeletons wtf? And this is Disney... Whats up here Ill proboly watch it in 20 years

Jessica

04-11-2003, 09:25 PM

whats wrong with kids films?

BrianLynch

04-11-2003, 09:49 PM

"I did see the trailer, I proboly would have like a good factor of skeletons protecting like gold or some crap that"

I have no idea what this means. I'd respond, but I don't understand you.

"s like a curse."

Still no clue.

"men turning into skeletons wtf?"

Um, it's a fantasy/horror/adventure movie. Did you have problems with the arc melting people in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC?

And this is Disney... Whats up here Ill proboly watch it in 20 years

When you're mature enough? I have no idea what this means.

CaseyMalone

04-11-2003, 10:08 PM

That trailer was OUTSTANDING... and if they're so out of ideas that they're gonna make amusement park rides into movies, that one's a damned good place to start.
Plust I can't think of a single Johnny Depp film I've seen that wasn't good.
(Or Orlando Bloom, but hey, he's only been in two movies ;-))

Outer1

04-11-2003, 10:22 PM

I agree the trailer looks great. I'll be there for this one.

BTW why would you automatically discount movies made by disney. Do you not realize how many other studios are owned by Disney? Like Dimension and Miramax that helped this one director make three different movies....ya know... what his name....oh yea Kevin Smith. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

Outer1

04-11-2003, 10:27 PM

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Plust I can't think of a single Johnny Depp film I've seen that wasn't good.

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Ok I can't really go along with this one. While I admit he's been in his fair share of good movies...here are a few less than wonderful ones to refresh your memory.

Cry-Baby
Nick of Time
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Ninth Gate
The Astronaut's Wife

There are more but that proves the point lol.

BrianLynch

04-11-2003, 10:29 PM

FEAR AND LOATHING was great lol.

Outer1

04-11-2003, 10:32 PM

That's one that is up to debate, some like it some don't.

Similar to Ed Wood, Blow, or 21 Jump Street LOL

soundnfury359

04-11-2003, 10:59 PM

Why don't they make the ride we all want to see, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?

MattSinger

04-11-2003, 11:48 PM

>>If you even take the time to watch a preview I think you should go kill yourself , but only if you liked it =D

Hey I'll go on record and say the full trailer isn't bad at all. I'm under the opinion that the movie could be a lot of fun if done with the right tone. Kill myself? I think that's extreme.

JIM

04-12-2003, 12:08 AM

Yeah, The trailer surprised me a little.
The whole undead pirate moonlight disease is a nice touch.
Since we are on the subject of pirates...
A pirate walks into a pub with a steering wheel down the front of his pants and walks up to the bar.
The barkeep looks at him and says,"does'nt that hurt?"
The pirate looks down at his crotch and replies, "Arrrrr... They DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"
*Ba-da-bump* Thank you, thank you, I'll be performing here all week...

CaseyMalone

04-12-2003, 01:02 AM

I was wondering when someone was gonna go with the "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" mallrats reference... for this, sir, I give you a cookie.

Autumnal

04-12-2003, 10:32 AM

I'm expecting silly, campy fun. The presence of Gore Verbinski, who did an awesome job with The Ring, offsets the unfortunate presence of Jerry Bruckheimer, who I'm convinced is incapable of producing a good movie. In any case, I want to see Johnny Depp kick Orlando Bloom's pansy elven ass all over the seven seas. I realize that won't happen but I can dream, can't I?

Jessica

04-12-2003, 11:37 AM

Orlando Bloom is SOOO NOT a pansy. The kid had a broken back and was told he would never walk again like a year before doing the Lord of the Rings.. plus he is super dreamy.

Shawnathan

04-12-2003, 07:10 PM

Orlando Bloom rules. Speaking as a heterosexual man, I would totally have sex with that guy.

But he has to wear the Legolas wig. Then it's on.

Razorback

04-13-2003, 01:32 AM

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Are the serious!? A movie with Johnny Depp as a pirate

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Without a doubt, the most underrated actor in Commiewood.

RB

Denyse

04-13-2003, 01:40 AM

My reputation will be blown here (if indeed I ever had one) but this is gonna be Disney's comeback flick, unless something gets screwed up in post-production (which for a flick plauged by mysterious accidents is still possible). If nothing else, it looks great visually and the casting was dead on. I, for one, can't wait to see it...

OK, the shooting range is open for business...

bmxryda4evr

04-13-2003, 01:51 AM

yo. dis be the first i have heard of this movie but it sounds like a [censored] movie ya'll and if theirs skeltons and [censored] and blood and all that and its going to be produced by disney then thats pretty lame cause that is something that i wouldnt want my kids to see [censored].

BrianLynch

04-13-2003, 04:42 AM

That's adorable, someone's trying to be Ali G and failing miserably.

Omaru

04-13-2003, 06:14 AM

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That's adorable, someone's trying to be Ali G and failing miserably

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is it cos dey is black? okay bad joke, and I hate ali g, but his borat chracter makes me laugh

Crystal

04-14-2003, 03:23 AM

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Pirates turning into skeletons shedding blood and getting drunk while they are at it

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This sounds like a typical Disney movie to you?

I saw the trailer and the movie looks awesome. I can't wait to see it...okay, I can wait, it's not like it's 'Jersey Girl' or anything, but it does look pretty cool. Plus the ride is fun.

Razorback

04-14-2003, 03:30 AM

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is it cos dey is black? okay bad joke, and I hate ali g, but his borat chracter makes me laugh

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Come on... 'Ali G' is freakin' genius.

RB

Demosthenes

04-14-2003, 03:32 AM

The ride really creeped me out. I found nothing about their animatronic swashbuckling amusing. Of course, there was this broken parot on one pirates shoulder, and seeing theat it was a machine made me feel a little better. Then one of the pirates killed my father. I'll never forget that...

SecretArt

04-14-2003, 03:39 AM

watched some of Ali G's new series on Friday night....not really overly impressed

Razorback

04-14-2003, 03:47 AM

Genius baby... genius.

RB

BrianH

04-14-2003, 04:32 AM

I'm not so sure if the actual movie will be any good, but by God, I'm really pulling for it.

One, Johnny Depp. Two, Pirates. Three, the SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE ON THE PLA---

I'll stop now.

Jessica

04-14-2003, 11:45 AM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
The ride really creeped me out. I found nothing about their animatronic swashbuckling amusing. Of course, there was this broken parot on one pirates shoulder, and seeing theat it was a machine made me feel a little better.

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I feel this. You know what's an even scarier ride? SMURF MOUNTAIN at King's Dominion! I swear they got rid of it because it was so scary! The smurfs are like five feet tall and Smurfette was turned up way too loud so all you ever heard was this ominous wailing " I like Ice Smurfing.. It's really smurfy..." Gargamel's castle was like a vacation after that.. (He's only like a foot taller than the smurfs)

themysca

04-25-2003, 08:38 PM

Now we' talking. Orlando Bloom was so cute as an elve, can't be otherwise as a pirate... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Robbo_the_Hood

04-26-2003, 03:43 AM

They got rid of that ride? I remember that one. Well, between that and my high school being torn down to build a Wal-Mart, I have nothing left of my youth.

Razorback

04-26-2003, 06:27 AM

My highschool was torn down while we were still inside it. That's what little respect they had for us common people. I wrote a song about it, like to hear it?

RB

Jessica

04-26-2003, 12:57 PM

Wasn't it terrifying?

There's a Lowes where I used to live when I was very small so I can understand.

Robbo_the_Hood

04-26-2003, 02:01 PM

I don't know what was more terrifying. Smurf Mountain or my parents forcing me on the Rebel Yell at the tender age of 10. Hey, I just didn't like roller coasters.

Is Smurf Mountain really gone? What did they put up in it's stead?

Razorback

04-26-2003, 04:47 PM

Is it just me or are the Smurfs still cool?

I have loved those littler feckers since I was a kid. I want a video game or a feature length movie about them, or something.

RB

Omaru

04-26-2003, 05:12 PM

they had a game on them, it was a 2d platformer and reached the genesis console in abour 1994 or 95 when it got re-released on the public

Razorback

04-26-2003, 05:20 PM

I want something modern. Something with awesome graphics and gameplay.

Oh shit... I just thought of something cool! Jedi Smurfs! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

BrianLynch

04-26-2003, 05:42 PM

Can't you pretend this is your 1000th post? COME ON, you did it! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, 1000 posts! Here's looking at you, Razorback!

Every time I come to the forum main page, it has that little yellow light bulb with NEW POST by RAZORBACK in both ON TOPIC and OFF TOPIC slots. Every dang time. That's kinda weird.

Razorback

04-26-2003, 07:51 PM

You love me and you know it. Stop fighting it.

RB

Omaru

04-26-2003, 10:21 PM

I think quite a few people are closet RB fans, so you should all just admit it and live with it, not me tho, I hate the lil' runt! lol. Okay I can tolerate him and he has his moments.

Razorback

04-27-2003, 01:40 AM

Hehehe... no one has ever called me a "lil' runt" before. Ever. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

Jessica

04-27-2003, 01:45 AM

"Is Smurf Mountain really gone? What did they put up in it's stead? "

You know, I'm not sure. I haven't been there since "the episode" with Smurfette. Someone told me it was gone. Which is ok, cos it smelled like pee. Probably because it was so scary.

DangerSeeker

04-28-2003, 11:24 AM

They put up Volcano: The Blast Coaster. If you look closely, it's the same mountain. They just hunted down all the Smurfs and drove them from the land. Very sad. Smurf Mountain was a classic. I lost my virginity there. I went back and looked for it, and found it off to the side of the one cave exit. So I guess I didn't lose it at all.

Not Smurf Mountain (http://www.kingsdominion.com/attractions_rides_featured.jsp?id=528)

DangerSeeker

04-28-2003, 11:31 AM

"One, Johnny Depp. Two, Pirates. Three, the SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE ON THE PLA---"

Amen. Depp tops the list, and the director, Geoffrey Rush, Bloom, And Kiera, Sweet Kiera (http://danger-seekers.com/hallofhot/keira.htm)

Plus, the writers are exstatic about how well their script is being done, something that just doesn't happen all that often on something like this. I think this movie's gonna rock.