Denis Leary Roast

[Urban_Spaceman]

Was anyone else who watched it as dissapointed with the lack of humor as I was?

[Robbo_the_Hood]

My sentiments have already been expressed in this weeks 'Mail Shoot.'

[karmattack]

No, but that was just as much by choice as by accident. Comedy Central should never have claimed this from the Friars Club.

[karmattack]

Dude, I just read your contribution to the MailShoot and laughed my ass off.

NATE?!? bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Shut up, Drew. At lest I don't have a girl's name.

[jjcourtright]

Buuuuurrrrrrnnnnn.

[karmattack]

At least I can claim Drew Bledsoe status, or even Drew Carey, Nate Dawg.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

And you can claim Drew Berrymore, hot stuff.

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Drew Carey

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Yeah, I really want to be associated with Cleveland and it's biggest loser.

Wasn't there a study done of the shocking rates of people emmigrating from Cleveland that was directly proportional to those who realized they actually lived in Cleveland?

[karmattack]

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Yeah, I really want to be associated with Cleveland and it's biggest loser.

[/ QUOTE ] Damn, man. I thought you needed Warren G before you could [sings] Regulaaaaaaaate.

[karmattack]

It's true though. They don't call it a "Cleveland steamer" for nothing.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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Damn, man. I thought you needed Warren G before you could [sings] Regulaaaaaaaate.

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Gee, look at Mr, (or should it be Miss, Drew?) Originality. Gosh, no one has ever made that reference in the last ten years. You couldn't have made an allusion to Nate Newton? Maybe, Nasty Nate from Half-Baked? Or even the Garbage Pail Kid "Wastin' Nathan?"

I'm ashamed. I figured you might come up with something original. Hell, you referenced the real 'Bloodhound Gang' in another thread, but you dropped the ball here. Now go say bahhh with the other sheep.

[Zens_7s]

GEEZ! I leave you two alone in a room for five minutes and look what happens. Both of you need to go to your rooms, WITHOUT SUPPER! Maybe, once mom has had her "little helper", you can both come out again. Until that time, not a peep. Not one!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

See? Look what you did, Drew. Now Mom's all pissed.

[Zens_7s]

Just for the record, since I am mom, Nate was named after Nathaniel Hawthorne and Drew was named after Nancy Drew. As you can see, I am a big fan of fine literature.

[karmattack]

Right, and I've never heard Barrymore jokes before either. I swear to God, just becaue I have long, blonde hair and boobs...


for real, the Nate thing caught me off guard becuase I thought your name was Rob or some variation.

[Zens_7s]

&lt;&lt;just becaue I have long, blonde hair and boobs...&gt;&gt; Yeah, you take after mom.

[karmattack]

Just to let you know, I stuck a She-Ra doll up a cat's ass once.


Ok, so it was Battle Cat. And it was Man-At-Arms and not She-Ra. And it was yesterday.

DAMNIT!

[Robbo_the_Hood]

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I thought your name was Rob or some variation.

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It's got to do with Sublime's second album Robbin' the Hood and my favorite Rat Pack movie Robin and the Seven Hoods. Go figure.

[Zens_7s]

I have told you time and time again Drew, if you keep playing with your dolls in this fashion I will have to take them away from you.

Remember the whole, "G.I. Joe swimming in the water, and then the BIG BROWN SHARK CAME" incident? We don't want to go back to that again, do we?

[karmattack]

Yeah, especially since G.I. Joe went searching for that shark and hasn't been seen since. Speaking of which, I have a tummy ache. Time to leave work.

[DangerSeeker]

If it helps at all, Drew Barrymore is technically named Andrew, which is a boy's name typically, and the only female variation I can think of is Drucilla, which is spelled differently.

[ratm1966]

From what I saw of the roast, the funniest person was Leary's priest....especially his priest joke.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

<font color="purple"> I only turned on the roast for like five minutes and it was at the part when they were making fun of Andrew something (i honestly don't know his name) the dude from sex and the city and i wasn't laughing. I don't know I don't think Denis got the roast he should have done from what I saw.</font color>

[ratm1966]

Okay, before anyone asks...the joke was....

A priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar....and that was just the first guy.

[NOFX]

That's very inntelectual of you Zens giving your children names from partially famous literature. But usually moms that need "little helpers" name their kids Bob and Jack Billy Bob Thornton and Jack Daniels. Yup moms two favorite things alchol and rednecks that got lucky.

[Zens_7s]

Well Drew(Karma) and Nate(Robbo) were from my first marriage, when I was still young and innocent.

My second marriage produced Mick 7 and Keith 7, because I kept needing to go "running for the shelter of your mother's little helper".

My third marriage produced Jim 7, Jack 7, and Jose 7, because the three wise men were all that kept me going.

My fourth marriage produced Betty Ford-7, for obvious reasons.

[DangerSeeker]

If you ever have to move again, do you plan on having a a Secaucus 7?

[Zens_7s]

Yes. We are going to get all seven of them together in a house in New England and talk about the old times. Maybe play some 60's tunes and talk about how the Big Chill was a rip-off.

[psychofiend]

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seven of them together in a house in New England

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How about my house?

[Zens_7s]

Well there we go! A house with a guy named Psychofiend in it. This movie may end up renamed House of 7 Corpses.

[psychofiend]

Not unless one of the visitors looks in the attic... oh [censored]! I just revealed the secret, Leatherface stay in a hotel until the cops leave.
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