Only in California

[FanGirl]

Arnold versus Larry Flint for the Governor of California.

This will be a fun race to watch.

Hopefully, the devil realizes the cold breeze sweeping through hell is coming from California. Then there's that pesky draft from Chicago as the Cubs continue to do well this season. Maybe he should invest in a snow shovel if this continues.

[Razorback]

edit:

I guess Arnold is running (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93985,00.html).

RB

[psychofiend]

Terminator for President!!!

[armyantmatt]

ONLY in California? Don't forget, us Minnesotans actually elected our weird-ass celebrity candidate, yours is still in the early stages of the debacle.

www.jesseventura.com (http://www.jesseventura.com)

[Razorback]

The Constitution does not allow for a naturalized citizen to run for president.

RB

[Ryall]

Don't forget Gary Coleman and nasty old billboard model Angelyne, she of the pink Corvette and no career--they're also running. With that many qualified people running, I guess I'll hold off on my candidacy until 2008.

[MinerWerks]

Angelyne is still alive?!

[Ryall]

Alive and more airbrushed than ever...

[jjcourtright]

Hell Chris, with the vote as spread out as it probably will be, I think you have a pretty good chance. I'm sure you would at least beat out Gary Coleman. And, "Runner up to Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003 California Gubernatorial (Total) Recall Election" would look pretty sweet on your resume.

[DangerSeeker]

So where does Gallagher (http://gallaghersmash.com/html/platforms.htm) fit into all of this?

[Urban_Spaceman]

there really isn't a right desision here is there

[JIM]

Holy JEBUS!
Gary Coleman is running!?!?
My GOD man! This portends evil things...Yes, evil things.
Is L.A. going to break off from the mainland due to an earthquake? You know, "Escape from L.A." style?
So... will it break off? will it? will it? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[psychofiend]

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The Constitution does not allow for a naturalized citizen to run for president.

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Well, I'm going to find the constitution and use my big ereaser on that error and fix it so that you must be a citizen for 30 years.

[karmattack]

A wise and all-knowing prophet by the name of Bill Hicks once spoke of a foreseen future in which California fell into the ocean, leaving the cool, blue tranquility known as Arizona Bay. I think this Goober-natorial race could be the metaphorical dynomite packing of the fault line.

[JIM]

Bill Hicks was a great man.
Damned cancer...
http://www.spleen.dsl.pipex.com/images-bill/bill.jpg

[MattGoldman]

I dunno Ryall...I think you should run...you stand more of a chance then Coleman!

[psychofiend]

Now that we have actors and pronographers lets get the 2 Mansons in. Marilyn Manson and Charles Manson.
http://www.poster.net/manson-marilyn/manson-marilyn-photo-marilyn-manson-6202448.jpg http://charlotte.creativeloafing.com/newsstand/2002-03-06/news_cover-2.jpg

[brycejmcewen]

I think we should just leave Charlie where he is. And keep him away from the Beatles records.

[karmattack]

off topic: can any U2 fans tell me.....did they actually SUCCEED in stealing back Helter Skelter?

[Zens_7s]

"Charles Manson stole this song from the Beatles, we're stealin' it BACCCHHH."

It always cracked me up how he says "back".

[karmattack]

yeah, and the "donn-mean-ta-BOOG-ya" thing too