StarWars

[JSB]

OK, LISTEN HERE EVERYONE WHO HATES THE GUTS OF STARWARS, WELL GEUSS WHAT??? DONT SAY NOTIN ABOUT THE TIME CAUSE WE BE COMIN OVER TO YOUR PLACE FOR A GET-TOGETHER!!!

PS

ANY WHERE ABOUTS OF THE SO CALLED FANGIRL BETTER CONTACT ME OR DIE, YA LITTLE BITCHES

SINCERLY
JAY

[BrianLynch]

Star Wars is as stupid as you.

[Razorback]

Star Wars is as stupid as Monkey Man.

RB

[BrianLynch]

While Monkey Man himself is kinda slow...he's nowhere near as dumb as "I hate sand...it's coarse...not like you, your skin is like soft and what-have-you."

[psychofiend]

I love Star Wars... perhaps it's because I [censored] Chewbacca, no that can't be why chewbacca has no genitals as far as I know. Well, anyway how can you not like Star Wars, it is a classic low budget film that has standed the test of time and 2 bad prequels. The original trilogy has a certain amount of plot and genious to it that makes you believe you are in the Millenium Falcon with Lando Calrissean trying to blow up the new death star. It was a movie that shocked the world in both of the sequels, how many people weren't shocked at the moment when Darth Vader said "Luke I am your Father." I tell you, I almost had a heart attack I never thought Luke be related to a robot with a human head. And then In Return of the Jedi, Luke and Leigha brother and sister?? Dude, Leigha kissed Luke on the mouth in the beginning of the movie before it!! It's shock value isn't all that makes it so great it also has great action sequences and how many people haven't been sitting around witgh a light saber around their bedroom. I am not one of those people who goes to conventions because I know there is a place to draw the line. But who is to say where the line is... is this it?? / or is this it?? - Well I am rambling again, and again I must say goddamn Hunter S. Thompsons novels for making me think like such a starnge fool.

[BrianLynch]

Sorry, I should be more clear...the first three movies are really fun...the prequels, yeah, they're awful.

[Jessica]

It's Leia, isn't it?

[code6enterprises]

How did that go from Star Wars to The Time and then to FanGirl? And anyway, what's you deal with her? But, of course, these questions will never be answered because you will never come back to this thread.

[FanGirl]

He seems to think I had him booted. He seems to think he is also Jay from the movie because he asked me what I thought of him in his last movie.

[Razorback]

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While Monkey Man himself is kinda slow...he's nowhere near as dumb as "I hate sand...it's coarse...not like you, your skin is like soft and what-have-you."

[/ QUOTE ]

That line was never spoken in the movie.

Also, the prequels are fun and Episode II is great. I know you are a great writer and everything but that doesn't mean that your opinion on the work of others is great... I will hold Kevins opinion about this movie closer to my heart than yours. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[BrianLynch]

I may be silly, but once I've seen a movie, I only hold my own of said movie close to my heart, but if you want to mesh your opinions with that of someone else's, that's cool. You should also know that you really like GIGLI and whoppers candy.

When I saw the prequels, I was annoyed and bored. They're retarded. But whatever, to each his own.

[Razorback]

I haven't seen Gigli or whatever the hell the other thing is... however, I am not following Kevins lead, I am holding his review of the movie closer to my heart than yours. You can pretend that means something else but it only means that his opinion is worth more to me than yours, at least with respect to "Clones".

When I saw the prequels, I had fun and was only bored by the pod race (around the 12th time I saw the "Menace"). They're great.

RB

[ratm1966]

Whoppers candy are the malted milk balls covered in chocolate. They normally come in a box that is like a milk carton. They are good...mmmmm.

[psychofiend]

I like milk duds, mmmmmm milk duds, ahhhhhhhh. [wipes off drool] Whatever happened to that soda "O.K.?" Anyone remember O.K.?

[code6enterprises]

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I haven't seen Gigli

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea, no one has.

[Denyse]

I have...

[Robbo_the_Hood]

How was it? Tell us, so I'll know if I should act superior to the other people that come in the store to rent it.

[Dr3vil]

I don't mind Lynchie hating the prequels, it's just knowing that he'll see Episode III just to bitch about it, regardless of how good or bad it is in comparison to the others (this of course goes for a large portion of the movie's grosses).

At the same time, Episode 1 took everything I hated about Return of the Jedi, wrapped razor wire around it and shoved it up my ass, so I can't whole heartedly agree with Kevin's optimistic evaluation.

Still, I don't know what sort of emotional pathos people were expecting from a star wars movie, I went to see special effects and sweet fight sequences unfettered by gungans and spy kids-style antics and left pleased.

[Denyse]

I think I posted something about it earlier, but to recap...Some parts are good, some parts will make you cringe, some parts are just hysterically funny (in a good way). Of course this is really just my opinion, and I know that what I find to be funny, others may not, in spite of the fact that people were laughing along with me in the theater. It's not something I'd necessarily watch again, but to quote a very wise man, "It's not the abortion everyone in the press says it is".

[BrianLynch]

It's very cool you're telling me WHY I want to see a movie, thanks. I went to see EPISODE I thinking I'd enjoy it...but I didn't. I wanted to like part two, but I thought it was even worse than part one...that said, I've seen the five other chapters, so I'll see EPISODE III and hope it's good. But it would appear that no matter what they toss on the screen, some people will lap it up and bronze it because it has the STAR WARS name, and that sucks.

[DarkBloodyKiller]

plz your must likely a puny nerd or something!

[Zens_7s]

And for today only...direct from Ar-Kansas, we have the linguistical avenger himself; DarkBloodyKiller!

[BrianLynch]

That ruled.

[Zens_7s]

Thank you.

[THX1138]

F U ALL STAR WARS GOOD YOU BAD. EPISODA 1 AND 2 KICK YOUR A$$ YOUR MOMS A$$ YOUR SISTAS A$$ YOUR BROTHERS COUSINS NEPHEWS AUNTIES FORMER ROOMMATES A$$ AND GEORGE LUCASASSES ASSESS. YOU ALL SUK I WILL KIL U U WILL DIE YOUU SON OF A BICH. YOUR MOM BLOWS YOUR DAD AND ME. AT THE SAME...SO WORD THAT HASTO DO WITH A CLOCK...SH!T WHAT IS IT... OH YEAH TIME. WHERE WAS I YEAH SPACEBALLS ROKED.

Please say I will win an award for my performance as JSB.

[ozchick]

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Please say I will win an award for my performance as JSB.

[/ QUOTE ]

phew for a minute there I thought it was contagious! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

I will nominate you for "best performance in a series starring only members of the Magnifcent Seven". You can be the guy with the secret superpower of losing all spelling ability when angered.

[THX1138]

And I was hunting and pecking in that furious rage too.

[Razorback]

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But it would appear that no matter what they toss on the screen, some people will lap it up and bronze it because it has the STAR WARS name, and that sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

See, Lynch can't believe that people actually like the prequels. We are just pretending to like them because... well, I don't know why but we are.

RB

[Omaru]

im not pretending to like them.

Episode 1 = Kids move
Episode 2 = Semed sorta teen angst-ified.
Episode 3 = if they are going in a chronological order will probably be the one for the midlife crisis men, or old people.
Noticeable by the fact Jar jar will be wearing a hearing aid and complaining about dried up poop clinging to his buttocks.

[psychofiend]

Maybe the next one will be when Jar Jar reveals that he is Chewbacca's father like in Jar Jar's walking papers (http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/jar_jar).
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/images/large/picon_af_jar_jar_lrg.jpg

[FanGirl]

I completely agree with the Lynch man. And I'm still trying to figure out why he is getting picked on...

Didn't we already have this argument in the other Star Wars thread anyway? Why are we continuing it in the wrong section? Doesn't this just encourage people to mispost? Sorry..mini rant over.

[Razorback]

Lynch is getting picked on? He said a movie I dig sucked and I disagreed. I don't see that as him being picked on, just responded to about an opinion.

The reason we are talking about it here is because the comment was made here by someone who writes for the site.

RB

[FanGirl]

See, it seemed like Lynch was making fun of the lunatic who started this thread and then you made fun of Monkey man and it's slid downhill from there. I never go the impression Lynch was saying anything bad about Star Wars really. It was all in context of the moronic post that started this.

[Razorback]

I did not make fun of Monkey Man... you misread that. I love Monkey Man. I was saying that Star Wars is as stupid as Monkey Man... meaning I don't think it is stupid.

RB

[THX1138]

And I thought this concersation was about the space program Star Wars. Man was I mistaken.

And no I do not know the definition of sarcasm.

[Affleckie]

Christ... worst thread ever....

star wars &gt; you

[DangerSeeker]

I heard they're redoing the Christmas Special, but in this one, Bea Arthur shoot at Lumpy first.

[FanGirl]

On the Phantom Edit DVD, there are two deleted scenes that were re-edited.

One is the scene where anakin and Greedo are fighting. Qui Gon breaks it up and Greedo's dad says something to him. The phantom changed the subtitles so now it says "Now, Greedo, everyone knows it's never a good idea to attack first." I may have remember the wording wrong, but that was basically it.

[Razorback]

Hehehehe... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

[DarthMaulRat]

I feel so nerdy for the fact that I think that's hilarious. Why must I be tormented by my inner geek?!

[FanGirl]

The other deleted scene is from the deleted scenes on Phantom Menace. The ship comes out of the water and Qui Gon and Obi Wan leap in the water. Jar Jar hesitates and then jumps in the water. The ships goes over the waterfall.

The phantom reedited it so the ship comes out of the water and Qui Gon and Obi Wan leap in the water. Jar Jar hesitates and then falls back into the ship as goes over the waterfall. The phantom even added a scream as it falls before splattering on the rocks below. The clip is entitled "Dream Sequence"

[Omaru]

isn't there one where jar jar is talking and Qui gon just pulls on his tongue to shut him up.

[Razorback]

That's in the original cut, dude. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Affleckie]

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Why must I be tormented by my inner geek?!

[/ QUOTE ]

it's not really geeky if you remember that an entire generation lived off of this useless knowledge

[DarthMaulRat]

So true. I suppose all the fans of the LOTR movies would be considered big geeks in a few years, if it weren't for the fact that the movies are based on well respected literature.

The real reason I always think of SW knowledge as geeky is because of the hilarious Triumph the Insult Comic Dog segment that was done with people waiting in line to see AOTC.

Triumph: So, are you guys into spoilers?
SW Fan: No, I try to stay away from them.
Triumph: Well here's one: You're going to die alone in your parent's basement!!

[Razorback]

The thing about the Triumph skit is that most Star Wars "geeks" love it. The geeks are not unaware of their status in the world, they just don't care. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[SuperSpiffy]

Hey ,
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Fav games: Chrono Trigger
Secret of mana
FF2 and FF5
Metal gear solid
GTA3 and Vice All the way baby.

Ps: I think Silent bob and youz are the [censored].
Wanna hit this? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Im me, ill send you my pics. Live.
Ill be waitin for ya.
Bongggg strwrs8486@hotmail.com <font color="purple"> </font color>

[Denyse]

That's just wrong on a lot of levels...You are aware that they have 976 numbers for this kind of thing, right?

[DarthMaulRat]

No, I was actually unaware for the longest time. I saw EP1 in theatres about 20 times and didn't consider myself a geek. I would begin reciting along with the TV in the next room for 15 minutes before I realized Star Wars was on, and I thought I was normal. I drove 5 hours to see EP2 on IMAX and thought nothing of it. It wasn't until I was pulled over at 3am that night (I was swerving slightly from fatigue) and I had a little conversation like so:

Officer: So, where have you boys been tonight?
Me: Washington D.C.
Officer: Really? What's in Washington D.C.?
Me: ...Star Wars: Episode II on IMAX.

It was then that I realized that I was the most die hard Star Wars geek I knew. I was never a nerd or collected the toys or anything, but there's this mass of movie information in my head that totally doesn't fit my lifestyle, and I'm happy because of that.

That was my "geek-piphany"

[Zens_7s]

I saw EPII in IMAX on my honeymoon. Yeah - insert big geek symbol on my forehead. It's ok. I can take it.

[BrianLynch]

While I can't fathom seeing EPISODE I two times in a theater, let alone twenty, I sincerely believe there are worst things than being a geek. Everyone has stuff they're REALLY REALLY into, a little too much. Let your geek flag fly!

[Razorback]

Episode II on IMAX was great! I wouldn't mind watching that cut of the movie again.

RB

[THX1138]

I also made a little drive to see EpII. I took and hour and a half to drive up by the Twin Cities. But it was worth it to see the assassin slugs the size of two city buses.

[jjcourtright]

God Bless Colorado Springs. I drove 4 minutes to see it on IMAX.

[FanGirl]

I was in denial for the longest time about being a geek, but now I just accept it. There are much worse things than being a geek.

Speaking of geek fun..I heard the funniest question at a Lord of the Rings panel that make me crack up...

"Is it true the third installment was actually named Revenge of the King and then they changed it to Return of the King?"

Thought you guys would appreciate that...

[DarthMaulRat]

I agree, the IMAX cut was much better. It had more momentum and less frilly dialogue. But did you notice how Anakin's step father is never introduced and when he talks to Anakin he seems like a complete stranger? His only line was the "Let her go" line, and it seemed like he was some creepy neighbor that liked to get in other people's business.

I'd really like to see a LOTR IMAX, because the camera "floats" alot more in those movies. The flybys would make great use of the momentum illusion that the screen creates. Then again, it would be impossible to
edit those movies for time.

ALSO:
My 5 hour drive would've been 2 1/2 but the day I chose to see EP2 on IMAX was the day the theater in NYC decided to start showing the Lion King. So I had to make a last minute arrangement to go to the Museum of Natural History in DC.

[Razorback]

Why didn't you just go to the IMAX in Palisades, NY?

RB

[NOFX]

Man I like this site in just one forum you can argue about Star Wars, You can argue about why your arguing about Star Wars, You can declare yourself a geek, and watch someone ask for a date. Wow also it's fun being a geek because you can be who you want to be instead of having to worry about what others think. I consider myself a geek but I don't wear pocket protectors and say neato( NOW THAT'S STEROTYPICAL)but I do read comic books a lot I do collect action figures and I do watch and do other geeky things. I'm also not smart. Sorry if this was the corniest thing you ever read.

[Zens_7s]

No - it wasn't the corniest thing I have ever read. I agree with you. Just recently I discovered that I am the geek and all my friends are the conventionally cool people. They like all the supposedly hip bands, wear all the trendy clothes, and are never caught having anything that resembles a geeky discussion. If I tried to have a argument about whether Sixteen Candles counts as a Brat Pack movie, they would laugh me out of town. It is nice to have a outlet for my geekness.

[Razorback]

Geeks don't wear pocket protectors... nerds do that. Sigh, organize your stereotypes better!

RB

[Razorback]

I have 3 groups of friends... the geeks (my favorite), the "pilots" (we all love flying), and the professional (cool) people. I mostly hang out with the geeks and the others are good once a month. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

RB

[BrianLynch]

Hey dude, sweet quote, but if you're gonna quote BHD, please oh please credit! That way when the DVD comes out, your quote is like FREE ADVERTISING. It's

Michael Black
BIG HELIUM DOG

or Martin Huber
BIG HELIUM DOG

or Michael Ian Black as Martin Huber
BIG HELIUM DOG

I will give you five cents for every post with the proper credit.

[DangerSeeker]

I think that geek chic has made its way into the mainstream enough that only the ones who border on comic-book guy territory, the people who actually lack social skills regardless of what they're into, are the ones who get picked on. At least, where I come from that's the way it rolls. Of course, my city gave us John Waters, proudly, so I don't thnk we're the best barometer of normal tastes.

"J. F. Fuggin' K!!!"
The Director, Big Helium Dog

Forget the nickel. Just keep a running tab toward that DVD, or an authentic tripod/rifle prop.

[BrianLynch]

I agree with your statement AND your choice of quote.

Although it's "[censored]'" not "fuggin'", but either one works.

[Razorback]

I tried doing that Lynch but this site won't allow for more text in a sig. I could make a gigantic jpg with the sig in it and include the freakin' Bible, but I can't credit from where that quote came.

I have edited now so that the quote is attributed to the movie but I wish I could type more into my sig. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

RB

[NOFX]

I too have three groups of friends the skaters (I hang out with them the most) The geeks ( I hang with them at least like two times a week) The populars (I hang out with them occasionally not too much though.)

[DarthMaulRat]

I checked, it was well out of Palisades. This was January 2003, mind you. Very few theatres were playing it.

[Spawn]

TOO RIGHT EPISODE 2 WAS GREAT I CANT WAIGHT TILL EPISODE 3 COME OUT ITS GONNA BE DA BOMB!!!!!!! ALSO THIS IS THE FILM THAT IS GONNA EXPLAIN THE NAME DARTH VADER!!!!! I JUST HOPE WE ARE GONNA SEE BOBA FETT DO HIS THING IN THIS MOVIE!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Razorback]

Hey shitfucker, stop typing in all caps.

RB

[ratm1966]

I wonder if Ryall can sensor out all caps....that way we just get a bunch of these [CENSORED] whenever Dumbass #1 types anything.

[Ryall]

No, but I CAN censor out people who talk poorly in all caps, however.

[psychofiend]

I remember at one time you couldn't say all seven deadly words: shit piss fuck, [censored], [censored], [censored] and tits. Now we're not as censored.

[code6enterprises]

Who cares about the explanation of the name Darth Vader?