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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









 


 
Feel Me, Heal Me

 

When it opens December 20th, Denzel Washington’s ANTWONE FISHER will quickly assume the status of a commercial and critical hit -- trust me.

The Fox Searchlight people did nothing to help me get into last night’s 6:30 pm screening at Roy Thomson Hall (I got in only through the kindness and largesse of fellow journalist Henri Behar, who had an extra ticket) and I was frankly ready to encounter a pretty good, TV-level movie, which is how an exhibitor source recently described it to me, but no, he missed it. It’s an African-American ORDINARY PEOPLE, and it’s going to touch and move everyone of all ages, incomes and racial persuasions.

Smoothly and sensitively directed by Washington and written by Fisher himself (who adapted an early draft of the screenplay into a published autobiography called FINDING FISH), ANTWONE FISHER is a tender, emotionally honest, mostly bullshit-free drama about the healing of a young man with a lot of serious emotional wounds. It has a moderately pat, Hollywood-wholesome feeling here and there, but not enough to capsize the boat.

Mostly, it just works. It's a huggable, affirmative, heal-thyself-and-move-on-with-your-life movie that employs lean, direct writing and earnest, straight-from-the-heart acting to persuade the viewer to believe in the deep-down truth of its story and characters.

Fisher's story has been compressed into what is essentially a two-character piece about therapy and then love between a patient and his psychiatrist. Fisher (superbly played by newcomer Derek Luke) is a parent-less young sailor with major anger problems. He's ordered to see a Navy psychiatrist, Dr. Jerome Davenport (Washington) in order to explore what's underneath the rage and possibly to learn how to manage his temper.

It takes a while (Fisher refuses to talk, at first), but Davenport's influence starts to have a beneficial effect, and a father-son thing (Fisher's dad having been shot to death by a girlfriend when Fisher was an infant) begins to bloom between them. Then a girlfriend (Joy Bryant) joins the picture and brightens Fisher's outlook. The third act is about Fisher, at Davenport's urging, seeking out his long-absent mother in Cleveland and connecting with a houseful of loving in-laws.

Pic concludes with his emotional healing, with Fisher still in the Navy, and doesn't touch upon his Hollywood success story, which started with a job in a gift store on the Sony Pictures lot and then Fisher's being encouraged to write a screenplay based on his life story, which gradually led to Washington's interest in directing the film.

The ORDINARY PEOPLE parallels needn't be absorbed or even considered in order to be touched by ANTWONE FISHER, but they're interesting nonetheless.

Both are first-time directing efforts by popular actors (Washington, Robert Redford) at the top of their game. Both turn on therapy sessions between angry, self-destructive youths (Fisher and Timothy Hutton's Conrad Jarrett) being counseled by frank-talking, father-like therapists (played by Judd Hirsch in the 1980 effort). And both involve overcoming the hurtful influence of wicked-witch mother figures (ORDINARY PEOPLE's Beth, played Mary Tyler Moore, and ANTWONE FISHER's Elaine Pack, played by Yolanda Ross), as well as the young patient's spirit being lifted by a caring girlfriend (Elizabeth McGovern having filled this role in the Redford film).

As a director, Washington shows himself to be a steady, no-frills visual stylist (with the exception of a somewhat lavishly-designed dream sequence in the very beginning) and, like Redford, exceptional at coaxing affecting, believable performances from his cast. First-rate assistance is provided by cinematographer Phillipe Rousselout, who gives the film a warm, attractively lighted atmosphere.

Luke (who came out hopping like an ecstatic grasshopper prior to the film's showing at Roy Thomson Hall when he was introduced by Washington) is a real discovery, making up for his lack of range (he doesn’t quite go to town with the anger side of the role) with sincerity, likeability and good looks. But there isn't a single weak performance in this film, anywhere. Bryant is beautiful and a sensitive emoter to boot, and Ross is especially memorable as Fisher's tyrannical adoptive taskmaster.

I went to the after-party at Il Posto afterwards with Chicago Tribune critic Michael Wilmington, who invited me along, but the look I got from the Fox Searchlight publicist at the door couldn’t have been frostier. I smiled and excused myself from the premises. Somehow, some way, I seem to have gotten myself onto Fox Searchlight's shit list. (Several other journalists, including Roger Ebert, whom I spoke to briefly as he entered the party, were invited.) Or maybe it's the Denzel people I'm not currently popular with….who knows? And no matter. These things pass.

Not Like That

Dylan Kidd and Fernando Meirelles, the respective directors of the justly-praised Toronto Film Festival entries ROGER DODGER and CITY OF GOD, have gathered reputations from the receptions to these films that are seemingly inaccurate and unfair.

One is that Kidd is some kind of literate sexist a la Neil Labute, given the poisonously verbose, woman-hating dialogue Kidd provided for star Campbell Scott. The other is that Meirelles is some kind of Quentin Tarantino acolyte, given the fast and ferocious gunplay that animates much of his film, an epic-styled telling of the lives of several youths involved in the drug trade inside Rio de Janeiro's Cidade de Deus suburb from the late '60s to the early '80s.

The Meirelles rap is ridiculous. The Tarantino style is all about flipness and ironic attitude and filmic references, with the killing sequences delivered energetically but in "quotes," so to speak. The action in CITY OF GOD is almost totally bereft of this. It is based on an exhaustively researched novel by a resident of Cidade de Deus, for one thing, and thereby has the look and feel of something immediate and hand-held. And none of the shooters are self-amused, cock-of-the-walk smart-asses like Samuel L. Jackson in PULP FICTION or Michael Madsen in RESERVOIR DOGS.

"I hate violent movies, and even Tarantino's movies, to be honest," Meirelles told me earlier this week. "Tarantino's violence is done for fun, as a game. Whereas the violence is an inescapable part of the story of CITY OF GOD, and our showing of it is didactic but, at the same time, oblique. We don’t really show very much violence in our film. You can feel it, but we don't show very much."

I sat down with Kidd last weekend in a hotel room, and for what it's worth, he doesn’t seem like a woman-hater. He's a roundish, bald-headed guy with Irish blood and an easygoing, comme ci, comme ca attitude. He's quick and savvy, like anyone talented, but doesn’t seem to have a lot of anger inside.

Kidd acknowledges that Scott's ROGER character is "despicable but smart," and that he wrote him with such intellectual flair because he's a sharp-as-a-tack advertising copy writer, and that's how these guys are. He proclaims, in any event, that he's personally involved "in a very happy relationship" and that he trusts his writing ability will lead him in other directions than just creating spot-on portrayals of brilliant sexist dogs.

Bursts

Patrice Leconte’s L’HOMME DU TRAIN is a philosophically-driven, mild-mannered, platonic love story between two world-weary guys. Jean Rochefort plays the elder of the two, a 70-something retired gent given to melancholy reflections about the life he never had the moxie to live. The other, a taciturn, leather-jacketed bank robber in town for a job, is played by French actor and pop star Johnny Hallyday, whose appeal I've never been able to quite gauge. He's got the weirdest-looking eyes I've ever seen on a two-legged life form, even in a special-effects horror film. He has the cold, watchful eyes of a timber wolf. The film itself is nothing special, but it passes agreeably. Rochefort, probably the most treasured French actor working today, is, as usual, sublime.

Paul Thomas Anderson’s PUNCH DRUNK LOVE is my favorite Adam Sandler film thus far, hands down. It's much subtler, smarter and more stylishly cool than his mass-market comedies, but at the same time doesn’t bail on the bottled-up rage theme that has turned up in nearly every Sandler movie ever released. Sandler plays a quiet, slightly nerdy business owner who suffers from a kind of Tourette's syndrome that manifests in violence against inanimate objects (glass partitions, restaurant bathrooms) rather than the spewing of profanity. There's a bizarre plot element involving the mass purchase of Healthy Choice pudding in order to amass frequent-flier miles that had me rolling in the aisles. (This part of the plot was allegedly inspired by a real guy named David Phillips, who was awarded over a million miles after spending $3000 on pudding.) There's also a love story element with Emily Watson, a phone scam revenge subplot that features the always-excellent Philip Seymour Hoffman, and some nice location photography captured in Honolulu.

Stephen Frears’ DIRTY PRETTY THINGS isn't one of his best (not on the level, say, of THE HIT, BLOODY KIDS or HIGH FIDELITY) but it has a decent script (by Steve Knight), some good acting, and a good amount of intelligence and precision. It's about an illegal Nigerian immigrant (Chewitill Ejiofor) who works as a desk clerk as a London hotel (along with a side gig as a gypsy cab driver) who stumbles across evidence of a bizarre murder. The obtaining of human kidneys from money-starved immigrants is the root of the matter, which is solved in a way I found quite satisfying. AMELIE's Audrey Tatou performs well as a Turkish chambermaid desperate to emigrate to New York City. Sergi Lopez and Sophie Okenedo are the other two stand-outs, respectively as a sleazy hotel manager and a cheery Chinese prostitute.

Shut-Outs

The screening shut-out problem got everyone's attention earlier this week when Roger Ebert and VARIETY critic Todd McCarthy began openly (and, in some local journalists' opinion, a little too stridently) complaining about the difficulty of getting into press/industry screenings. I think they were right to do this. Some kind of system has to be devised next year in which journalists who've traveled thousands of miles and shelled out lots of money to put themselves up be afforded a reasonable chance of being allowed to see the films they need to see.

I couldn't get into two or three myself this week, and it's certainly put a crimp into my schedule knowing I have to be at screening a good 45 minutes before it begins in order to have a decent shot at getting into the theatre. McCarthy told me yesterday he heard of a journalist who arrived at the Varsity cinema complex over an hour before one film was scheduled to unspool, and was nonetheless shut out, due to the scores of industry pass holders who'd lined up before him.

There are something like 2000 people at the festival with industry passes and 500 or thereabouts with press passes, and since most of the theatres seat about 600, any time there's a high-interest, must-see film playing the potential exists for a massive number of shut-outs. The best solution seems to be either for the festival to give priority to press-pass holders up to 15 minutes before a film begins, or to schedule separate screenings for press and industry pass holders.

David Poland has claimed in his column that the Sundance Film Festival is "less accommodating by far" than Toronto, which is hooey if you take the Park City Library screenings out of the equation. Gabrielle Free, who's been handling the press situation for the Toronto Film Festival for eight years, told me Thursday that the proposed press-favoring, 15-minutes-before-a-screening sys tem hasn’t been tried since she's had the job. She added, however, that addressing the problem would be topic #1 when she and festival director Piers Handling evaluate things after the festival ends.

Hotties Missed

Jim Sheridan’s IN AMERICA (which I hope to see later today, or perhaps tomorrow – a colleague who saw it yesterday morning told me it's "the one"); Peter Mullan’s THE MAGDELENE SISTERS (which the head of a top indie distributor said was "one of the two best films I've seen at the festival thus far….it makes you want to commit suicide, but it's very well done"); Steve James' STEVIE, a documentary about a guy named Stevie Fielding who grew up dysfunctionally and whose life, as observed by James' camera, is taking a turn for the worst; and Niki Caro's THE WHALE RIDER, which won the festival's People's Choice award Sunday. A journalist friend took me aside last week and swore it was the best thing he'd seen thus far.

Proof Positive

"The comparisons between ANTWONE FISHER and ORDINARY PEOPLE are not only very clear on the screen but also very deliberate on Denzel's part. In the Oct. 26, 2001 edition of the NEW YORK TIMES, Rick Lyman (or somebody) did a "Watching Movies With Denzel Washington" piece. The film Denzel chose to screen was ORDINARY PEOPLE He discussed Robert Redford's directing as an inspiration as he was then beginning work on ANTWONE FISHER." -- Wayne von Aken.



 

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Speculation that the New York Film Festival "snubbed" Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is untrue, according to a spokesperson. The festival committee saw Aquatic last June, in tandem with plans to open the sea-faring comedy-drama in October or thereabouts. And while "they liked it and wanted it," a decision was later made for Touchstone to open Aquatic in December, and the notion of a NYFF debut didn't seem quite as desirable.
Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












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