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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









 


 
Up in the Clouds

 

It's very hard to find a copy of John Logan's THE AVIATOR, but I finally succeeded last week. It's a longish (171 pages) biopic drama about the glory days of the brass-balled aviation pioneer and movie producer Howard Hughes, starting in 1928 with his struggle to make HELL'S ANGELS and ending with the triumphant test flight of the Spruce Goose on November 2, 1947. It's only a blueprint, a rough outline...but it got me.

And it definitely made me want to see the film, which Martin Scorsese is planning to direct next year with Leonardo DiCaprio playing Hughes, at a projected cost of at least $90 million.

Word is THE AVIATOR will be getting an official "green light" in a few days, and yet there's a counter-word going around that the project is also looking a teeny bit dicey now, owing to Scorsese and DiCaprio's reputation as artistes first and marquee-attractions second, especially with their latest collaboration, GANGS OF NEW YORK (Miramax, 12.20), being seen as an iffy commercial package.

Rave reviews or not (and these are definitely expected), no one presumes this violent, beautifully composed, 19th Century period drama will generate a big rumble at the box-office. Not to mention the old saw about no Scorsese film except CAPE FEAR having made any real money.

Nonetheless, there exists now a better-than-decent chance that THE AVIATOR will get off the ground. Initial Entertainment Group (IEG) is the financial force behind THE AVIATOR right now, and the latest talk has either Warner Bros. and Miramax discussing the sharing of domestic distribution, or Warner Bros. going it alone. IEG (which also financed ALI and GANGS OF NEW YORK) would handle foreign territories. The film had been expected to roll in March '03, but the latest talk is that it will start around April 15. Others are saying the summer. (This will push back Baz Luhrman's ALEXANDER project a touch more, since Leo has agreed to play the title role sometime in the fall.)

Still, there's some skepticism out there about the wisdom of giving Scorsese and DiCaprio the run of another multi-million-dollar venture. As one talent manager has explained, what's going on now is "a Hollywood wait-and-see."

Wait and see about what, I asked. "About GANGS," she answered. "If it gets great reviews and makes some money and seems to be doing okay, this will go away...but right now, they're scared. They're afraid of artistic indulgence, of a filmmaker who might wind up spending too much." In short, political and artistic loyalties aside, would-be financiers don't want to appear foolish or imprudent, so until the smoke clears they're holding their cards against their chest.

The German-based Intermedia was an AVIATOR backer earlier this year, but they're currently hurting for funds. Charlie Evans, Jr., who's been with the Hughes project since the early '90s, will be one of four producers on the project, along with Michael Mann, who developed it while it was at New Line Cinema in the late '90s. Although Leonardo DiCaprio is listed on the IMDB as a producer, I'm hearing the more likely scenario is that his production company, Appian Way, will have a "presents" credit.

THE AVIATOR is expected to shoot in and around Los Angeles. It's easy to see where the money will go. Period this, period that -- cars, wardrobe, knick-knacks. Lots of CGI landscapes and cityscapes. A full-scale flying replica of the massive Spruce Goose will have to be built. Dog fights between World War I biplanes (the selling point of Hughes' HELL'S ANGELS) will have to be staged in the clouds, along with Hughes' infamous 1946 plane crash on a residential street in Beverly Hills.

"There's no one standing in line for a picture about Howard Hughes except movie aficionados," a marketing veteran commented. "It's not a movie about Jack Kennedy. GANGS is not going to make any money, and DiCaprio isn't a star any more. Doing nothing over the last five years except for THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK and THE BEACH nearly killed his career. The pubescent teens have left him and moved on to the next guy."

An AVIATOR insider disputes this assessment. "Leo is a much bigger force than [just that of an ex-teen magnet]," he says. "He has a special quality that the best director want to ally themselves with...he's high pedigree, and audiences know it."

The rap on Scorsese among producers, the marketing exec contends, is that "he doesn't give a shit about anyone else's money. Nobody wants to touch him because he's notorious for saying 'yes' to a certain figure and then going over budget...and you're left with the tab. I'm talking about GANGS, AGE OF INNOCENCE, CASINO...a very expensive film that he went way over budget on. He's an undisciplined director who [works] under the shield of an artist. His rationale is that he's delivering art and it's a bunch of crap, so why would you do it?"

That's not fair either, argues the AVIATOR insider. "Didn't Scorsese and DiCaprio put up their own money to cover overages on GANGS when it was shooting in Rome? A willingness to shoulder such a burden obviously speaks to their wish to keep to a schedule."

"I wouldn't greenlight any Scorsese film over, say, $40 million these days," a male talent manager in his 30s commented on Monday. "His films don't make money. I liked KUNDUN, but he's better on a smaller scale anyway...the urban stuff...AFTER HOURS, TAXI DRIVER, GOODFELLAS."

The Hughes story "has a name-recognition factor," he admits, "unlike the GANGS story, which is is just a fictional account...and having Leo playing Hughes helps...but this is a period that's not very interesting to people these days." Not to his thirty-something Hollywood peers, he meant.

A Los Angeles-based Hughes expert says "there's some concerns about the script...I have some problems with it [and] with things about Hughes that have been invented or left out." Okay, fine, but then what Hollywood period piece hasn't had historical purists taking potshots about this and that? This is an opportunity, in any event, to get into Logan's screenplay...

Machine Freak

It's clear from reading THE AVIATOR that screenwriter John Logan (GLADIATOR, STAR TREK NEMESIS) believes that Howard Hughes' greatest passion in life was for machines. Hughes certainly liked taking to the skies, but he was an absolute fool for the inner mechanistic workings of just about anything. He was the kind of guy who loved to take machines apart and put them back together again, and then wipe his grease-stained fingers on his pleated trousers.

He was into power and beautiful women and making the occasional movie (SCARFACE, THE OUTLAW), yes, but he was first and foremost a technological adventurer who was determined to always be first, and always whip the competition.

There are hints of the phobic shut-in who kept himself holed up in a Las Vegas hotel in the '60s and '70s and became known for walking around with his feet inside Kleenex boxes, but only in brief behavioral spurts. Although Hughes suffered from what was later diagnosed as obsessive compulsive disorder, Logan curiously dramatizes this by suggesting he suffered from hallucinations ("Sometimes I see things...that may or may not be there," he admits to lover Katherine Hepburn on page 61). This is apparently a total invention.

"Part One" of the story begins in 1928 with the 22 year-old Hughes, having inherited his father's tool manufacturing company, overseeing the shooting of HELL'S ANGELS, which began as a silent film and ended up as one of the first big talkies. (He would up spending around $4 million on the film, although it eventually turned a handsome profit.) This section, which also covers Hughes' hiring of key employees (accountant Noah Dietrich, mechanic Glenn Odekirk, and a fictitious meteorologist named "Professor Fitz"), ends on Page 33.

"Part Two" covers Hughes' building of the H-1 Racer plane, which he crashed into a beet field during a test flight; his romantic relationship with Katharine Hepburn; Hughes' decision to buy a controlling interest in TWA Airlines for $15 million and turn it into an international competitor of Pan American, which enjoyed a monopoly on overseas air travel at the time; Hughes squiring the teenaged Faith Domergue and also Ava Gardner; his battling the MPAA's censorship board in order to have Jane Russell's breasts seen by the paying public in THE OUTLAW; and his crash- landing of his experimental XF-11 on a Beverly Hills street. This section ends on page 118.

"Part Three" is about Hughes' recovery from the XF-11 crash; his battles with Pan American chief Juan Trippe in trying to compete against Pan Am's monopoly in the international flight arena; more encounters with Ava Gardner; Hughes' confrontation with a U.S. Senator Brewster, a Trippe flunky who tries to embarrass and otherwise threaten Hughes for this and that irregular practice as a way of making him retreat in his battle against Pan Am; and his triumphant test flying of the Spruce Goose. It ends on page 171.

For some strange reason, MGM studio head Louis B. Mayer is referred to throughout the script as Louis B. "Meyer."

A Hughes specialist I spoke to shared the script with said it's "fraught with factual errors," adding, "I don't know what this film is." He says he doesn't find the Hughes character "very likable" and the notion of his having suffered from occasional hallucinations "is insulting. Hughes didn't 'see things.' If anything, he saw too much."

He also points out there's no mention in Logan's script of Hughes' actress girlfriends Billie Dove, Terry Moore, Lana Turner, Yvonne de Carlo and especially Jean Peters, who married Hughes and "was the love of his life."

He maintains that Hughes and Hepburn, being intensely private types, never went anywhere in public. Logan has them going to premieres and posing for press photographers. Ditto Hughes' relationship with Domergue, which was also conducted in private, given she was a piece of 15 year-old jailbait.

The authority also complains that "there's nothing in this film about [Hughes'] boyhood, which is when he really became Howard Hughes. His father gave him a chance to go up in a seaplane at age 14, and it changed his life. And there's nothing about the genesis of his love for planes or movies, and nothing about his uncle being a celebrated screenwriter, Rupert Hughes, who wrote a definitive biography of George Washington."

Anyway, it's a good start.


The Hospital ('71, d: Arthur Hiller, w/ Scott, Rigg, Hughes). One of the most acerbic, best-written social satires ever made. Needs re-mastering; color on laser disc has faded, flirting-with-monochromatic color. Stockard Channing has a memorable two-line appearance in opening act that's fascinating for the enormous promise it conveys.

The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer ('47, d: Irving Reis, w/ Grant Loy, Temple, Vallee, Collins). Again -- on laser disc but no DVD. Waiter to distraught Grant, who's just been dissed by everyone and had wine thrown in his face: "Is there anything I can do, sir?" Grant to waiter, fuming: "For instance?" Also: "Mellow greetings, yukey-dukey!"

The Wrong Man (1957; d: Alfred Hitchcock, w/ Fonda, Miles, Quayle). Far from tip-top Hitchcock, but that third-act moment when the detective steals a glance at the Fonda look-alike culprit as he's being brought into the police station but doesn't put it together until he's outside on the street...I've sat through the whole plodding thing just to enjoy that moment.


Le Mans (1971, d: Lee H. Katzin, w/ McQueen) "One of the few Steve McQueen movies that hasn't been released on DVD and the best movie about car racing ever. So far only Days of Thunder (watchable) and Driven (utter garbage from both a filmic and racing perspective) are on DVD. -- Owen Greenwell, Plug & Play Technology

"P.S. - the second best film about racing, ironically, is Frankenheimer's Grand Prix (1966) which is also AWOL on DVD" - O.G.

Year Of The Dragon ('85, dir: Michael Cimino; written by Oliver Stone). "It's probably Mickey Rourke's best film (okay, besides Barfly), and one of those movies that absolutely needs audio commentary from the main guys; I can't believe Cimino's Heaven's Gate was released with out Cimino supplying a commentary." -- Christopher Hasler, Manager, Business and Legal Affairs, Scholastic Entertainment Inc.

Wells to Hasler: Cimino is too much of an elf-sized control-freak weenie to supply audio commentary about his pivotal role in the most repugnant and catastrophic episodes in Hollywood history, ie., the making of Heaven's Gate. Forget it -- he hasn't the balls.

Also wanted by Hasler: Greetings ('68, d: Brian De Palma), "Dated or not, this is still a pretty funny movie," he says. "De Palma is one of those highly particular and fascinating direct- ors who is deserving of having his entire oeuvre getting the deluxe treatment -- even his lesser movies like Body Double."


Electra Guide In Blue ('73; dir: James William Guercio, w/ Blake, Bush, Ryan, Riley) "Blake playing a uniformed cop long before he started working the other side of the law; very 70's, very strikingly photographed.

All Mann, all the time: Man of the West (1958, d: Anthony Mann, w/ Cary Cooper); The Naked Spur (1953, d: Anthony Mann, w/ James Stewart); The Far Country (1954, d: Anthony Mann, w/ James Stewart); The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964, d: Anthony Mann, w/ James Mason, Alec Guinness); El Cid (1961, d: Anthony Mann, w/ Heston, Loren) -- Patrick Dailey, Springfield, MO


Also suggested by Dailey: Secret Honor (1984, d: Robert Altman, w/ Philip Baker Hall); Anna Karenina (1997, d: Bernard Rose, w/ Sophie Marceau, Sean Bean, James Fox); New York, New York (1977, d: Martin Scorsese, w/ De Niro); The Trojan Women (1971, d: Michael Cacoyannis, w/ Hepburn, Redgrave); Hamlet (1996, d: Kenneth Branagh, w/ Branagh, Winslet, Heston, Jacobi); Surviving Picasso (1996, d : James Ivory, w/ Hopkins); The Sugarland Express (1974, d: Steven Spielberg, w/ Goldie Hawn); Julia (1977, d: Fred Zinnemann, w/ Fonda, Redgrave); Short Cuts (1993, d: Robert Altman, w/ Moore, Downey Jr.).

Two Japanese movies that reader Jon Mochizuki would desperately would like to see on DVD: Ikiru (1952, dir. Akira Kurosawa, with Takashi Shimura) and Shall We Dance? (1996, dir. Masayuki Suo).

"Ikiru is my favorite Kurosawa movie," Mochizuki writes. "A tremendously intense, transcendently emotional experience. The only DVD I could find is a Hong Kong-produced release, with an awful English translation. Dance was a big hit for Miramax, so I've always been puzzled as to why it never got a DVD release. The closest I've come to a digital-quality copy is an Asian-produced VCD (which still contains the 20 minutes cut out by Miramax for the American release)." -- Jon Mochizuki, Irvine CA

"What about Whit Stillman's best screenplay-nominated Metropolitan"? - William Couper Samuelson


"John Frankenheimer's Black Sunday and Grand Prix should definitely be on DVD, as should William Friedkin's To Live and Die in LA. Frankenheimer was one of the best directors at providing insightful commentary on his DVD's as opposed to self-congratulatory pats on the back. Sadly, we won't have the opportunity to hear any more of Frankenheimer's commentaries, but we should at least get the opportunity to see a couple of the enjoyable action films he made. -- Steven R. Silver

Afterlife

This is what I love about the internet. Three or four years ago I tapped out an early-childhood recollection about seeing a cocker spaniel puppy get squashed by a truck. I remember standing over the little guy's remains, transfixed by the absolute flatness of what was left. And listening to the piercing screams of Sue Ellen, a four year-old whose parents had just given her the puppy for her birthday, from inside her home.

Anyway, I wrote what I wrote, not thinking very much of it at the time. And then a couple of years later, someone from the University of Pennsylvania took the quote and made this little object d'art.

I wonder where the spirit of that little puppy is now. Or was it just a simple "lights out" and no residue after that truck driver shifted into reverse and forever settled his situation? Is there such a thing as a canine cosmic stream? Or a human one, for that matter? If non-humans don't go to Heaven, why should we? Because our species is able to conceive of its own mortality and has built churches and museums and produced books like The Denial of Death and Steve Martin's Shopgirl?

Where will New York Times critic Elvis Mitchell go when he dies? Will he stay among us on some basis, floating around like dandelion pollen, or will he just...move on? I'd like to think of him running into that puppy somewhere, and the two of them becoming inseparable.

Luck of the Draw

I got on the phone last weekend with the great Campbell Scott, the actor-director who surprised everyone last week (and was himself surprised) by winning the Best Actor prize from the National Board of Review for his performance as a diseased womanizer in Dylan Kidd's ROGER DODGER, one of the better films of the year.

Scott says that "being told you're the best actor in the world, or that you've given the year's best performance, so to speak, is pretty surprising." He acknowledges that those who comprise the Manhattan-based National Board of Review "seem to be regarded as slightly bizarre people...no one seems to know who they are. But I know they've been around forever and are...uh, presumed to be folks of some taste and erudition."

The 41 year-old Scott was home at his apartment in New York's Chelsea district when he heard the news. He was working on OFF THE MAP, a TENDER MERCIES or DESERT BLOOM-like movie he's directed that will make its bow at January's Sundance Film Festival as one of the "premiere" selections. It co-stars Joan Allen, Sam Elliot, J.K. Simmons, Amy Brenneman and a wet-behind- the-ears discovery named Valentina d'Angelis.

Scott has directed three films previously -- the highly regarded BIG NIGHT ('96), a made for TV movie of HAMLET ('00), with Scott in the title role, and FINAL ('01), with Denis Leary and Hope Davis. His latest, he says, is "a different type of film....for me, at least." "

Set in northern New Mexico in 1974, OFF THE MAP is about a young girl and her parents in a small town -- "people in the middle of nowhere." An IRS guy arrives to audit them "and, for lack of a less ridiculous phrase, he begins to change their lives forever," Scott describes. "But it's better than that. It's moody but very funny. It's got a kind of natural, organic quality."

The script by Joan Ackermann, whom Scott describes as "a female Sam Shepard," is an adaptation of her own play.

The son of George C. Scott and Colleen Dewhurst, Scott has been acting since 1987, when he made his debut with a walk-on role in FIVE CORNERS. His early scores came from roles in LONGTIME COMPANION ('90), THE SHELTERING SKY (ditto), and the drop-dead terrible DYING YOUNG ('91). My personal favorite is his role as the intelligent but unwitting victim in David Mamet's THE SPANISH PRISONER ('97), which costarred Steve Martin and Ricky Jay.

The films that Scott personally prefers above all others are Alan Rudolph's MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE ('94), in which he played satirist Robert Benchley, which he says "was pretty great," and Gregg Mottola's DAY TRIPPERS ('96), in which he played a kind of early version of the womanizer he bring to life in ROGER DODGER

As everyone has heard over and over by now, Scott and Kidd first met when Kidd handed him the ROGER DODGER script after spotting him in a café.

"Sometimes you read read something, and say to yourself, 'This is just a pile of steaming shit,'" Scott says, "but not this time. I exist in a New York indie film world and I'll take roles wherever they come from. Obviously you assess people as you talk to them, and I liked Dylan immediately... he really stepped up and did the job.

"To be brutally honest, I think I'm relatively respected as an actor, but I'm no box-office thing. Very honestly, ROGER DODGER was just a beautiful surprise...very quickly made and it all came together. I've been in ten of these films that sucked, and just didn't amount to anything, Since it opened people have really been talking about it, and you don't get this often."

Last Saturday Night

...began with a drink with Susan Orlean, the NEW YORKER staff writer and the real-life version of Meryl Streep in ADAPTATION. Orlean's "The Orchid Thief" (Ballantine), a wonderfully written book about a Florida obsessive named John Laroche and a major case of orchid-worship, is the roundabout basis of ADAPTATION, the Spike Jonze movie with Streep, Nicolas Cage and Chris Cooper, which you absolutely must see.

I rang Orlean a couple of years ago after reading and loving Charlie Kaufman's script, mainly to tell her how delighted I was with it and to tap her for any fresh info she might have. Then I ran into her at the ADAPTATION press junket a few weeks ago, and we agreed we'd sit down when she returned to Los Angeles in December. So last weekend I met her at 5:30 pm at the Four Seasons bar with Dave Poland, another admirer who briefly worked with her at Salon a few years ago, in tow.

Orlean is smaller and more athletic-looking than Meryl Streep, and her hair is thick and red, not fair and blonde. But she's a superb writer and razor-sharp and loads of fun to play mental ping-pong with.

The only thing I regret is having volunteered to pay for her glass of champagne, along with my glass of Pinot Grigio and Poland's cup of tea. Thirty-five dollars. People aren't supposed to dig into their wallets to pay drink bills of this size, are they? Don't corporations usually do that? Besides, Orlean was here doing book promotion appearances for the reissue of Ballantine's trade paperback of "The Orchid Thief" and...y'know? When the check came Poland pulled out a twenty but I already had cash in hand, and so I said to him, "I'll get it." Orlean immediately said, "Oh, thank you." I took this to mean she might not have had an expense arrangement with Ballantine, so fine. Except it borders on the criminal for an establishment, any establishment, to change $18 for a glass of bubbly.

An hour or so later Orlean and her husband left for a party with some L.A. WEEKLY people, and Poland and I drove to a party given for Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN director Alfonso Cuaron at producer Mark Johnson's home in Brentwood. Cuaron had been making appearances here and there around town to try and further interest in Y TU MAMA being handed a Best Foreign Film award by the L.A. Film Critics, or in eventually landing Academy nominations for Best Director or Best Screenplay (written by Alfonso and his brother, Carlos Cuaron), since Y TU MAMA hadn't been submitted by Mexico as a Best Foreign Film contender.

Johnson's home is warm and clapboard-y and feels like a crib you might find in a toney section of Connecticut or Massachucetts. The aroma inside was very Christmas-y, a mix of apple cider and cloves and mistletoe and cinammon. Mark is a longtime friend of Cuaron's (he produced 1995's A LITTLE PRINCESS) and was trying to give his pal a boost. Steven Soderbergh and Stephen Gaghan showed up to lend support. Cameron Crowe was supposed to be there but wasn't; ditto screenwriters Scott Frank and Steven Zallian. A few journalists were there, but the place wasn't crawling with them.

I felt kind of bad when I spoke to Soderbergh, and at the same time filled with affection. Over the last few months I had panned OCEAN'S 11, FULL FRONTAL and SOLARIS, and wrote on a couple of occasions about how his winning streak is over. I even ran a mocking visual at one point of a Soderbergh dog sitting in front of a FULL FRONTAL dog house. But Soderbergh didn't refer to any of this in the slightest. He was just friendly, polite, sincere, etc. He may be negotiating a stretch of bumpy road right now, but the guy himself is nothing but class.

Cuaron and I spoke mostly about his pre-production work on HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN, which he'll begin shooting early next year. I said I saw a disconnect in his having a directed a sexually risqué film like Y TU MAMA, only to segue into the heavily corporatized world of Harry Potter. I told him it seemed analogous to Stanley Kubrick directing SPARTACUS after making PATHS OF GLORY, which Cuaron found enormously flattering.

I asked whether growth and hormonal development issues will be affecting the appearances of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ronald (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson). No, he said -- the really big changes will be evident in the Potter flick after AZKABAN. Grint, he acknowledged, has grown the most of the trio, and Emma is getting slightly breasty and acting more and more precociously teenaged. I don't know about this. In the one-sheet for the current HARRY POTTER, Radcliffe looks like a 29 year-old attorney.

I also had nice chats with Gaghan, director Dean Parisot (GALAXY QUEST, MY DOG SKIP) and screenwriter Michael Tolkin, whose CHANGING LANES screenplay (written with Chap Taylor) is easily one of the year's finest. I read afterwards that Rose McGowan was there, but I didn't see her. Robin Tunney showed up with a couple of cute girlfriends, including a friendly blonde who was sort-of half-dressed. The food was great, Mark was a gracious host, there were fires going in both fireplaces, and the vibe was pure pleasure.

Role Playing

Mike Walker, a longtime reader from Long Beach's Belmont Shore district, was first to identify Friday's cast. They're currently appearing in the just-released EMPIRE.

Today's cast: Blanche Baker, Carrie Nye, Alan Alda, Michael Higgins, Melvyn Douglas, Meryl Streep, Rip Torn, Chris Arnold.

What's That Line?

Sean Whiteman of Monmouth, Oregon, was first to identify Friday's dialogue. It's from Mary Harron's AMERICAN PSYCHO ('00). Directed by Harron and and co-written by she and Gui nevere Turner, based on Bret Easton Ellis' novel by the same name. Christian Bale is Patrick Bateman, or Guy #3.

A man and a woman face each other. There's another guy standing next to them. They've been through a lot and now it's time to move forward. [Note: This is from a June 1999 script; the dialogue never made it into the film itself. Not that this should make it terribly hard to figure out.] And the woman says to the man:

Woman: You're coming with me? You're giving up on this place then?
Man: Coming with you, yeah, but not giving up. I just wanted to go where we can find something else, what you always said was there. [to the guy] You're staying?
Guy: No need to do anything but. Maybe there'll be changes.
Man: All that changes in this city is the names of the streets and the people who own them. [He hands the guy a broken knife.] But this will still take an edge if you work it.
Woman: [As she puts her arm around man] So how far we going, then?
Man: As far as there is, to begin with.

Name the finished film that the script was written to fortify, the year of release, the director, one of the screenwriter(s), and two of the actors in the scene.

 

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Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












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