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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









 


 
Digital Blues

 

I think it's fair to say that tolerance levels for digitally-shot movies have dropped precipitously in recent weeks. It was the one-two punch of TADPOLE and especially FULL FRONTAL that did it. The deeply irritating visual muck of THE CHATEAU (which IFC Films recently opened in Los Angeles and New York) was, for me, the coup de grace.

All I know is that I’m suddenly sick of watching tape-to-film transfers that look blurry and pixellated and milky ghost-y, and I'm starting to really enjoy the pleasure of watching any smallish independent film that was…my goodness!…shot on celluloid, like Dylan Kidd’s superb ROGER DODGER, for ex ample, or Rod Lurie’s 13-minute short, THE NAZI.

I used to love the idea of digitally shot features, especially after the excitement of seeing Dogma ’95 films like BREAKING THE WAVES and THE CELEBRATION. A lot of critics disliked the cheesy digital look of TADPOLE, but I was okay with it, especially since the version that went into theatres was a marked improvement over the one that played at Sundance last January. But something snapped inside when I saw FULL FRONTAL and encountered those absurdly grainy, 8mm-level color images that Steven Soderbergh (who always knows exactly what he’s doing visually, and why) chose to use for 70% or 80% of that film.

That's it, I said to myself. Content aside (which for some is the whole ball game…but not for me), digitally shot films aren't hip or aesthetically provocative any more. What they're doing now more and more is getting on my nerves.

I realize we’re all stuck with digital tape-to-film transfers – they’re with us to stay and there’s no turning back the clock. I just think it’s time for the transfers to look better, is all. On the level, say, of Barbet Schroeder’s digitally-photographed OUR LADY OF THE ASSASSINS. No t enough people saw that film last year, but the cinematography was worth the price alone.

Anniversary

September 11th is closing fast. A lot of us, I'm guessing, are starting to think back a bit more about where we were and what we were doing, and what it felt like to watch that nightmare of destruction, over and over, all day and into the night.

I was in Toronto, watching an 8:30 a.m. screening of Mira Nair's MONSOON WEDDING at the Cineplex Odeon Bay Cinemas. I got bored after about 40 minutes and went downstairs to Bloor Street Radio to buy a digital photo uploading device, and when I walked into the store there were 15 or 20 people standing around looking at a bank of TVs, all tuned to the same station.

The first image I saw was the smoking hole in the North Tower. Later I remember watching a Manhattan-based Toronto newsman discussing the disaster with a Toronto anchorperson from a vantage point that looked like it was 15 to 20 blocks north of the site. The visual was of the newsman and, way behind him, the damaged North Tower, with the South Tower mostly obscured.

All of a sudden a massive plume of smoke started emerging out from behind the North Tower, which of course was the collapsing of the South Tower, but the Toronto reporter didn't take notice and kept talking and facing the camera. When the anchor asked what was happening behind him, the reporter turned around and said, "Well ...something, obviously, has happened but I can't say what, exactly."

On the other hand, I think it may be time to get beyond the mere reliving of that day and start absorbing it more circumspectly, with perhaps the pulse of reactive patriotism turned down a notch or two.

I'm frankly getting a little tired of all these rah-rah, spirit-lifting books that have been turning up. I was flipping through some anniversary tomes in a Barnes and Noble a few days ago and they all seemed like feel-better propaganda, and all with the same sentiments. It was awful but we weren't defeated. We're a nation of wholesome, fair-minded, relatively blameless people. Everyone caught up in the disaster that day behaved honorably and selflessly, we love our flag, the WTC towers were beautiful, and we'll get those guys.

I personally don't know if we're all that wonderful or faultless as a nation or a people, and I think it might help if there were a few more books or magazine articles that paid at least some attention to the root causes or motivations behind this terrible act, and if we tried to digest some of this. Life is not black and white. There are things that have happened and will happen on this planet that can best be understood by setting aside our pain for a moment and considering -- not embracing but considering -- the pain of others.

Does anyone know where Osama bin Laden is? Has anyone heard anything lately about how our intelligence operatives in Pakistan or Afghanistan are zeroing in on his whereabouts? Why hasn't reality given us a Jerry Bruckheimer ending? What's been happening so far feels more like a late '60s Costa Gavras film.

If they ever grab Mr. bin Laden, it might be cathartic if he were to be flown to New York and put inside a barred cage on wheels, surrounded by bulletproof glass, and then have the cage be slowly towed down Fifth Avenue as a kind of emotional cortege, starting at 96th Street and all the way down to Washington Square and then across to Greenwich Street and down to the World Trade Center site. People could bellow and scream and throw eggs and tomatoes, and some of them could find some closure. The Romans used to do this with the generals of conquered armies, and not without good reason.

Toronto Film Festival audiences, in any event, will be among those to get a taste of the latest wave of reactions -- more considered, less emotional -- to this tragic event. A gala screening of 11.09.01, a documentary about the tragedy composed of a series of shorts by various international filmmakers, including Youssef Chahine, Amos Gitaï, Shohei Imamura, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Claude Lelouch, Ken Loach, Samira Makhmalbaf, Mira Nair, Idrissa Ouedraogo, Sean Penn and Danis Tanoviç, will be shown on Wednesday, September 11, at Roy Thomson Hall.

A VARIETY article that appeared last month said that at least some of these shorts have an anti-American tone. I don't know what this means, but I suspect some will look at the tragedy from the perspective of other cultures, which probably means a broader and more exploratory view of the whys and wherefores. I can't say I'm surprised.

Shaft of Light

I can't stop reading well-researched reports about what happened that day. The more specific and unsparing, the better. I eat this shit up.

One of the best I've come across recently has been William Langeweische's second article about the disaster in the September 2002 issue of ATLANTIC MONTHLY. The series is called "American Ground: Unbuilding the World Trade Center," and part two is titled "The Rush to Recover." It's tremendous stuff. I strongly advise that readers go to the Atlantic's site and pay to read the first two installments, or just buy the print versions.

"The Rush to Recover" contains a wonderfully inspiring story about a guy who was on the 21st story of the North Tower when it collapsed, and somehow survived. I love it because it says that God or fate or whatever can sometimes show compassion or make random, senseless exceptions in allowing this or that person to duck out the back door.

Nearly 3,000 people died that day as a direct result of the attacks, but there were 18, Langeweische explains, who were either inside or under the WTC buildings at the time of their collapse who were recovered alive.

"Two other people were found alive," he reports. "Both were Port Authority employees caught at relatively high elevations in the North Tower. They did not 'surf' the collapse, as a couple of Port Authority cops were falsely rumored to have done in the South Tower, but they lived through falls that should have killed them."

One survivor was Genelle Guzman, a 31-year-old Port Authority employee who was in the stairwell on the 13th floor when the North Tower collapsed. Somehow she survived the fall and managed to avoid getting crushed. She spent some 27 hours lying trapped under rubble, seriously injured, before her rescue.

The other survivor was Pasquale Buzzelli, a 32-year-old staff engineer whose job was primarily to oversee work on the George Washington Bridge. Buzzelli was riding an intermediate stage elevator [up] to his office, on the 64th floor, when American Airlines Flight #11 slammed into the North Tower.

"The elevator shook violently and briefly dropped before catching itself and returning slowly to the starting point, the 'sky lobby' on the 44th floor," Langeweische writes. "When the doors opened, Buzzelli was confronted by a confusion of shouts and thick black smoke (presumably from jet fuel that had poured down other shafts). He retreated into the elevator, and with nowhere to go but up, instinctively pushed the button for his familiar 64th floor. It was a slow ride.

"When he got there, the floor looked well-lit and calm, and it was almost smoke-free. Most of the workers had already left, but more than a dozen remained, and were dutifully awaiting instructions from the authorities below, as apparently they had been asked to do by Port Authority and fire-department officials on the phone."

Buzzelli and roughly 16 of his coworkers didn't start to make their way down the stairwell in order to exit the building until just after 10 a.m., by which time the South Tower, which had also been hit, had just collapsed, although Buzzelli and the others didn't know this at the time.

The Port Authority workers "moved at different speeds and eventually spread out over at least nine floors," the article continues. "The stairway descended with left turns, in a counterclockwise direction, and it was of course windowless and completely cut off from the outside. About a third of the way down (in the forties) Buzzelli began to encounter exhausted firemen, some of whom were sitting on steps and resting. They were calm and said, 'Just keep going down. Clear run. Keep going down, clear run.'

"Buzzelli had just passed the 22nd floor when the North Tower gave way. It was 10:28 in the morning, an hour and 42 minutes after the attack. Buzzelli felt the building rumble, and immediately afterward heard a tremendous pounding coming at him from above, as the upper floors pancaked. Buzzelli's memory of it afterwards was distinct. The pounding was rhythmic, and it intensified fast, as if a monstrous boulder were bounding down the stairwell toward his head.

"He reacted viscerally by diving halfway down a flight of stairs, and curling into a corner of a landing. He knew the building was failing. Buzzelli was a Catholic. He closed his eyes and prayed for his wife and unborn child. He prayed for a quick death.

"Because his eyes were closed, he felt rather than saw the walls crack open around him. For an instant the walls folded onto his head and arms, and he felt pressure, but then the structure disintegrated beneath him, and he thought, 'I'm going,' and began to fall. He kept his eyes closed. He felt the weightlessness of acceleration. The sensation reminded him of thrill rides he had enjoyed at Great Adventure, in New Jersey. He did not enjoy it now, but did not actively dislike it either. He did not actively do anything at all.

"He felt the wind on his face, and a sandblasting effect as he tumbled through the clouds of debris. He saw four flashes of light from small blows to the head, and then another really bright flash when he landed. Right after that he opened his eyes, and it was three hours later.

"He sat up. He saw blue sky and a world of shattered steel and concrete. He had landed on a slab like a sacrificial altar, perched high among mountains of ruin. There was a drop of fifteen feet to the debris below him. He saw heavy smoke in the air. Above his head rose a lovely skeletal wall, a lacy gothic thing that looked as if it would topple at any moment. He remembered his fall exactly, and assumed therefore that he was dead.

"He waited to see if death would be as it is shown in the movies -- if an angel would come by, or if he would float up and see himself from the outside. But then he started to cough and to feel pain in his leg, and he realized that he was alive."

Reeves, MacLachlan, Superman

"Thanks for the Reeves story, but I'm beyond confused. Miramax rejects MacLachlan because he's not a big name who can ‘put butts in seats,’ and then they offer the role to Clive Owen ? What am I missing here?" -- Greg Howard

"Any chance my humble opinion will sway Miramax? I would love to see Kyle MacLachlan as Superman. As a kid, I had a huge crush on Superman (seen through daily reruns right after school) and, now, I think MacLachlan is a damn fine actor. Casting MacLachlan would definitely pull me into the theater for this movie. Can you send me the e-mail address of the fool at Miramax who's vacillating on this?" -- Suzanne Dundas

"The thing Miramax is missing here is that the icon of Superman is bigger than any star. There fore the idea of a murder/suicide being associated with the icon of Superman will put butts in the seats. This could be the star-making performance MacLachlan deserves, which Miramax, of course, would get credit for in the end, just like they did when Travolta turned up in PULP FICTION. However, wanting to now put Travolta into the Reeves role further indicates Miramax is forgetting about whatever indie spirit they once had. Theirs is an asinine logic that would make any suit at the majors feel proud (and smart)." -- Gary deBrown

"There's something mighty fishy about Miramax's reasoning in not wanting to use MacLachlan, as you report it. If MacLachlan is a box-office non-entity, what's Robert Downey or Clive Owen? Hell, what's Travolta lately? The 12-year-old TWIN PEAKS, a cult favorite that is finding a new audience on DVD, is described as a problem for MacLachlan but BATTLEFIELD EARTH, LUCKY NUMBERS and DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE are not the same for Travolta? (Now, SHOWGIRLS, on the other hand...)

"Plus, you add Travolta to the cast and suddenly it's a lot more expensive proposition. You're paying Travolta's star salary -- no more PULP FICTION union scale wages for him -- plus you have to upgrade his costars, pay for a script doctor to beef up his part, and subsidize his entourage, his caterer, his airplane. Besides, what does it matter who plays the supporting role if you've got Joaquin Phoenix? True, he's never proved he can carry a movie as a leading man, but he certainly didn't hurt the grosses of GLADIATOR or SIGNS.

"There must be some other reason for Miramax's foot-dragging. Maybe they're waiting to see how the similar AUTO FOCUS does this fall, or maybe they're waiting until Warner Bros. gets its act together with the SUPERMAN franchise so this puppy can piggyback it. Or maybe there's a SUPERMAN rights issue with Warners. But the supposed financial rationale behind the anybody-but-Kyle notion doesn't add up." -- Gary Susman, c/o ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.

"For a number of years I've been researching a biography of George Reeves, with the help of his family and hundreds of friends and co-workers. I read your article with interest. The article you quoted at length is rife with errors, most of them recapitulated over the years until they have taken on the weight of truth without actually having any truth to them. I have not read the screenplay to the Polish Brothers film, but I pray they aren't falling for any of the clap-trap that contaminates Reeves's story in much of what has been published about him.

"Certainly Milo Speriglio, the private detective their 'Lemar Moglio' is obviously based on, was a stupendously unreliable source of information, having, as a just-starting-out agent, much less to do with the case than he pretended in later years (much like his self-promotional 'involvement' in the Marilyn Monroe ca se). I can refute much, if not all, of his version of the story, and absolutely can refute most of "Hollywood Kryptonite, a book which was dedicated to me (among others) in hardback, but which no longer was when the paperback edition came out as I'd gone public with my refutation.

"The fact that Howard Strickling is a character also concerns me, since his single,off-the-cuff remark, made from less-than-casual knowledge of the facts years afterwards, resulted in a feeding frenzy of murder theories, none of which hold any water at all.

"You can catch some of what I know about the case on A&E's Biography edition on Reeves, or on the Unsolved Myesteries episode, as well as on a wide variety of national and local entertainment-oriented programs. And you can check my other credentials at iMDB.com. All of this is submitted because you seem quite interested in seeing the Polish Brothers' film done right. I would be quite interested to see how they proceed. I've had numerous inquiries regarding the film rights to my book-in-progress over the years, and have always turned those inquiries away, feeling that the true story wasn't really movie material. And certainly I was not interested, in this particular case, in having a movie made of a book I hadn't finished.

"My only real concern here is that Reeves's story, if filmed, be honestly and truthfully done. He's not like Marilyn, there aren't going to be ten or fifteen films based on his life, each getting a shot at one version or another of the story. People who see a film on George Reeves are going to believe it, most likely. I'd hate for them to believe something false about this good and decent man whom I've come to know so well." -- Jim Beaver

Directed by Denzel

"I just saw Denzel Washington's ANTWONE FISHER, which, as you know, will be showing at the Toronto Film Festival. And I'm sorry, but aside from the fact that it's well made and is likely to be appreciated by, I suspect, predominantly African-American audiences, I hardly think it qualifies as a major or landmark artistic achievement.

"The only real things that it has going for it are the three-hanky ending and a promising performance from the young lead actor. Denzel plays Denzel-the-mentor competently but the subplot of his relationship with his wife is so perfunctory. Honestly I couldn't have cared less.

“The direction is competent but nothing special. Very much in a movie of the week type vein, I would say. It falls squarely in the sincere-but-kinda-dull category of FINDING FORRESTER and GOOD WILL HUNTING meets (egad) THE PRINCE OF TIDES … with a far less interesting narrative. I really wonder what all the fuss is about." -- Exhibitor Guy

Wells to Exhibitor Guy: The excitement on this end came from a hardcore script reader who read the Fisher script and thought it was damn good. He said he reads scores of scripts each year, and that this one stood out big-time. Well, it won’t be the first time somebody’s loved a script only to find … well, let’s wait until ANTWONE FISHER plays Toronto.

Role Playing

I always temporarily discontinue the games during a film festival, and since I'm leaving for the Toronto Film Festival next Wednesday and will be covering for 10 days hence, I'm just going to to post the first-timers next Wednesday and then shelve the games until my return from Toronto on Wednesday, 9.21.

Today's cast: Lolita Davidovich, Martin Landau, David Selby, Sharon Stone, Jenny Morrison, Richard Gere.

What's That Line?

Again, whoever identifies today's dialogue first will be celebrated next Wednesday, and then that's it for What's That Line? until the Toronto Film Festival is over and I'm back in L.A. and on a regular schedule.

A prosecutor is speaking to a plainclothes policeman in a government office building.

Prosecutor: Before we start, there's a wonderful quote. From a man named Thomas Da Quincy. He wrote…

[picks up book, begins reading]

"If once a man indulges in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing. And from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Name the film, the year of release, the director, the screenwriter(s), and at least one of the actors in the scene.



 

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Speculation that the New York Film Festival "snubbed" Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is untrue, according to a spokesperson. The festival committee saw Aquatic last June, in tandem with plans to open the sea-faring comedy-drama in October or thereabouts. And while "they liked it and wanted it," a decision was later made for Touchstone to open Aquatic in December, and the notion of a NYFF debut didn't seem quite as desirable.
Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












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