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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









 


 
Bloody Good

 

I've been a fool for BLOODY SUNDAY since catching it at the Sundance Film Festival last January, and now it's starting to open around the country (San Francisco, Boston, et. al.) with bookings expanding over the next couple weeks. No one with a taste for jarring, provocative cinema should miss it, and I'm not saying rent it next year on DVD.

Written and directed by Paul Greengrass, SUNDAY is about what happened in Derry, Northern Ireland, on January 30, 1972, when a protest march was staged over the British policy of throwing Irish Catholic dissidents into prison without trial. British troops had been ordered to get tough and make arrests, but they wound up shooting 27 unarmed demonstrators and killing 13. None of the British shooters ever took any heat for this; their commanders were actually decorated by the Queen. The killings squelched any nonviolent hopes for resolving "the troubles" and wound up swelling the ranks of IRA terrorists.

This stylistic cousin of Ridley Scott's BLACK HAWK DOWN is a real slam in the rib cage -- a realistic, utterly riveting, you-are-there trip that keeps getting stronger each time I see it. I've had three encounters so far, the most recent at a screening Wednesday night at L.A.'s Museum of Tolerance. I'd interviewed Greengrass earlier that day and felt like another go-round.

The key ingredient, for me, is that BLOODY SUNDAY doesn't seem in the least bit scripted or staged -- it's like something rounded up on the fly. The notion of it being a recreation is gone from your head the minute it starts. There are no "tells" that we're watching actors reading lines (partly because a lot of what's said between the Irish is unintelligible due to their thick accents), or that a director shouted "action!" and "cut!" after each take.

We're experiencing, of course, the familiar techniques used in Gillo Pontecorvo's classic THE BATTLE OF ALGIERS (1966) -- photography that feels professionally unprofessional (i.e., the usual jerky, hand-held stuff that nonetheless captures everything you're meant to see), shrewd cutting, an extraordinary verisimilitude, and acting that feels intense but unprepared.

On top of this, SUNDAY's grim, washed-out colors fit the mood of the piece and reflect the low-income vistas of working-class Derry.

The difference is that SUNDAY seems unusually realistic even within the rules of this sort of thing. You don't care after a few minutes that you're not hearing each and every line because you're absorbing the action piecemeal, like a slightly breathless eavesdropper. Bit by bit, the basics get through as the film cuts back and forth between the key Irish and British players, and gradually the accumulated weight of it becomes affecting in ways you don't expect. It's a sad piece. It gets you deep down.

Giving the viewer a sense of confusion and uncertainty, says Greengrass, was "deliberate" because it conveys the way an event like this would play out to an observer who just happened to be there without knowing each and every player, or without having an encyclopedic knowledge of the political conflicts in Northern Ireland up to that point. History, says the writer-director, "is shards of memory put together into columns, and from these we put together our beliefs."

A veteran of British TV dramas with a lone theatrical feature, THE THEORY OF FLIGHT (1998, with Kenneth Branagh and Helena Bonham Carter), to his credit, Greengrass has an obvious talent for this sort of movie. But the key element, he says, is that SUNDAY was reenacted almost entirely by veterans of the massacre, or by friends or relatives or children of the veterans -- both British and Irish. This, he says, is "what makes it work [and] gives it emotional truth."

James Nesbit (LUCKY BREAK, WELCOME TO SARAJEVO) is an exception to this scheme. He plays Irish protest organizer Ivan Cooper, a real-life guy who sadly withdrew from political activism after the tragedy, and gives one of the year's finest performances hands down. He's been a Best Actor contender in the Oscar Balloon for months now, and he's not leaving.

I'd still like to know someday what the Irish in this film are saying to each other -- the particulars, I mean -- and suggested to Greengrass that the DVD should perhaps have a subtitle option. He said he's fine with that.

Greengrass agrees that Pontecorvo's classic was a key influence, but he's not much into discussing cinematic style. Every time I tried talking about the aesthetics of this relatively low-budget effort, he always returned to the actual event and the reactions to it, and his having tried to pay respect to the truth by having survivors play themselves, and by striving to present an honest, balanced account.

It's not impartial -- not entirely. BLOODY SUNDAY obviously favors the Irish protestor view of things. All but one of the sympathetic portrayals are on their side, and all the bodies. But then I've read a lot about the killings and can't imagine how even a dedicated Whitehall propagandist could come up with a version sympathetic to the Brits.

Greengrass's screenplay was inspired by Don Mullan's respected investigative tome, EYEWITNESS BLOODY SUNDAY. Mullan was a co-producer, consultant and actor in the film.

During a question-and-answer session after the Museum of Tolerance screening, Greengrass expressed hope that SUNDAY might contribute to a process in England and Ireland that will help put the tragedy to rest.

Final closure is expected when the Saville inquiry, an independent judicial investigation into the killings ordered four years ago by Prime Minister Tony Blair, delivers its final report later this year. The British were obliged to re-open the case four years ago in order to ensure support for the May 1998 Good Friday Agreement from Sinn Fein, the Irish political group. "Our concern now is simply to establish the truth and to close this painful chapter once and for all," Blair has stated. (The inquiry Web site is at http://www.bloody-sunday-inquiry.org.uk.)

The Saville inquiry is expected to debunk the official whitewash of the Bloody Sunday massacre that came out of an April 1972 inquiry by a guy with the excessively British-sounding name of Lord Widgery. According to this account, the British soldiers shot the Irish protestors in self-defense, after being been fired upon first.

In any event, SUNDAY has been praised up and down by nearly every big-time critic who's seen it thus far (Elvis Mitchell of the NEW YORK TIMES and THE NEW YORKER's Anthony Lane, among them), and it staggers me when I hear colleagues predict that mainstreamers will ignore it, and that it won't even be on the Academy's radar screen when it comes to sussing out the year's finest. I mean, c'mon ...

You've got the VILLAGE VOICE critic Jim Hoberman comparing its staged atrocities to the "Odessa Steps" sequence from BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN, and NEW YORK magazine critic Peter Rainer calling it "the most visceral and cumulatively powerful account of civil war since ... THE BATTLE OF ALGIERS."

Rainer also says that "the depth and range of the film's characterizations, its comprehension of grief, carry it well beyond the standard successes of the semi-documentary format. The primitive force of this film seems to bubble up from the vast collective memory of the combatants. It's like watching a nightmare made flesh."

Rollback

After calling around and checking with the right people, I ran a story a week ago Wednesday (10.2) about the firm intentions of Miramax and DreamWorks to open their respective Leonar do DiCaprio films - GANGS OF NEW YORK and CATCH ME IF YOU CAN - on Wednesday, December 25th, and how nobody -- especially Miramax, since DreamWorks had the 12.25 slot first -- would be backing off.

I'd heard from a source within the company that Miramax topper Harvey Weinstein might still blink and move GANGS to an earlier date, but the Miramax spokesperson held firm. And so I wrote, "It's locked, it's firm, get used to it -- Christmas Day is going to be a Leo double-header."

Now Miramax has changed its mind and told VARIETY's Charles Lyons GANGS will now open on one of three earlier Fridays - 12.20, 12.13 or 12.6. That's funny about the December 6th option because a Miramax spokesperson told me last week the New York GANGS press junket is set to happen in New York on that same weekend.

What happened? Weinstein and DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg had a talk, according to VARIETY, and Harvey was persuaded to back off. He had been the lone advocate within Miramax of the 12.25 strategy; his distribution people have long been advocating an earlier date like Thanksgiving. So that's the end of that story....for now.

People Power

I'm not suggesting that Miramax get off its duff and release Dan Algrant's PEOPLE I KNOW before New Year's Eve so Al Pacino, its star, can have a shot at reaping some year-end acting honors. Really, I'm not. Miramax has already relented after my pushing for the same thing a few weeks ago on behalf of THE QUIET AMERICAN and its star, Michael Caine (support for the film at the Toronto Film Festival was the deciding factor), and I should probably leave well enough alone.

It's just that PEOPLE I KNOW, a dark, semi-political piece about an aging New York publicist (Pacino) who gets involved in a murder, is said to be another victim of Miramax's post-9.11 attitude, and it seems unfair. Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein apparently feels that anything downbeat about Rudy Giuliani, New York City or America the Beautiful should be shelved until further notice, or until critics and journalists pressure him to do otherwise.

This posture is why the somewhat anti-American AMERICAN wasn't given a release date until recently, and it's apparently why PEOPLE I KNOW, which wrapped shooting in April '01 and has been sitting around finished a year or so, is still languishing. Every time I go to Miramax's L.A. screening room I see a print of PEOPLE I KNOW inside two film cans on the floor next to the reception desk, but they won't screen it. Now, however, it's playing in Rome, and VARIETY and SHOWBIZ DAILY have run rave reviews.

"Anyone who wants to see Al Pacino in one of his most impressive roles since SCENT OF A WOMAN is going to have to get on a plane to Rome, at least for the time being," writes reviewer Lee Marshall. "In less troubled times, Pacino's performance as a tired, jaded, pill-popping New York publicist and theatrical agent struggling to hold onto the only thing that reminds him he is human -- his militant past as a civil liberties campaigner -- would be on the fast track to an Oscar awards campaign."

However, he adds, "A combination of commercial bad timing and self-regulatory censorship has meant that Miramax still has no U.S. release scheduled for this tight, dark, compelling political drama, over a year after it was wrapped and ready."

Algrant (SEX AND THE CITY) "examines the New York of corrupt political cabals, and is openly critical of an unnamed, right-wing mayor who, Pacino's character complains, is one of those responsible for turning the town into a 'police state' in which 'a lot of people ... have come to fear us and hate us,'" Marshall continues.

"One can see Miramax's dilemma: in the present climate of grin-and-bear-it solidarity, the film's bad-ass attitude to U.S. politics means that it is going to be a difficult prospect on home ground, even more than a year after September 11."

In an earlier cut, Algrant had included some kind of visual effect in which it appeared that the World Trade Center towers (still standing when PEOPLE was shot in early '01) had fallen and were lying on their side. It was more of an illusion shot than anything else, and was meant to convey the morning-after mindset of Pacino's character. It's been removed, in any event.

I'm told Miramax might want to cram PEOPLE I KNOW into their already packed fall/holiday release schedule, although it's getting late in the day for such a move. It sounds like a good film, though. I ran an admiring piece a year or so about Jon Robin Baitz's script, and included some remarks from New York publicist Bobby Zarem, whom Pacino's character is pretty much modelled upon, and these recent reviews on top of this tells me it's at least something to look forward to next year. Sometime between January and March, I would think.

If Miramax decides to go with a one-week qualifying run in New York and Los Angeles later this year, so much the better.

Upper Hand?

In a roundabout way, Leonardo DiCaprio is Oliver Stone's new best friend...or so it appears.

Here's how it works: Leo's recent decision to commit to start filming Martin Scorsese's THE AVIATOR -- a Howard Hughes biopic with a script by John Logan -- sometime in March or April of '03 has apparently pushed back plans for his starring in ALEXANDER THE GREAT, a big-scale biopic and battle epic that Baz Lurhman (MOULIN ROUGE) is supposed to direct in early '03. Baz has a script by Ted Tally, an alliance with producer Dino de Laurentiis, and financing from distributors Universal and 20th Century Fox.

But the schedule of THE AVIATOR, the deals for which are now being finalized, means Luhrman and Laurentiis will have to wait until sometime in the fall of '03 to start rolling, with the Hughes film occupying Leo until the late summer.

This gives a strategic advantage to writer-director Oliver Stone, who's reportedly planning to shoot his own ALEXANDER biopic with Colin Farrell as the Macedonian conqueror sometime in early '03. I didn't check with Farrell's agent, but an upper-echelon guy told me yesterday the actor's schedule is currently open for such a commitment.

If this timeline comes together for Stone (who's wanted to make an ALEXANDER flick since the early '90s, and at one time had interested Tom Cruise in playing the lead), he'll be in a position to shoot first and release first, even though a distributor hasn't been signed. A spokesman for Stone said Thursday that his ALEXANDER script, which has reportedly been worked on by Christopher Kyle and is a different bird than the Cruise project, "hasn't [yet] been turned in with a budget."

Stone's ALEXANDER, which I'm told will be filmed in either Thailand, Morocco or Spain (or a combination thereof), will be produced by Initial Entertainment Group, which is owned by Intermedia.

Anyway, if Stone's project rolls early enough it's more than possible that Universal and Fox would consider bailing on Luhrman's ALEXANDER, given the concern that when projects about the same subject get into a foot race (the Wyatt Earp's, the volcano pics, the meteor movies, etc.) the film that hits theatres first always has the box-office advantage....although there have been exceptions. (Like ARMAGEDDON doing well even though DEEP IMPACT was out first.)

Most of the people who read this column would probably want to see both Alexander's because they're that way, but I would guess your average palooka would be a little less enthused about the Baz and Leo version if it arrived, say, a year after Oliver and Colin's. Let's do a poll: If you could only see one, which one would it be?

In short, Leo's throwing in with his GANGS OF NEW YORK director and the Hughes project (which Michael Mann, who first interested Leo in doing it, is still onboard to produce) is threatening the fortunes of his ROMEO + JULIET director. Unless, of course, Baz hires someone else. Or unless I'm being spun and Stone's project won't be rolling film as soon as I'm hearing, in which case all bets are off.

Gangs Reel

I finally caught that 20-minute extended trailer of Scorsese's GANGS OF NEW YORK that was shown at last May's Cannes Film Festival, and like everyone else, I was stirred and encouraged.

Not entirely sold, though. If I trusted assemblage reels like this, I would be calling GANGS an operatic, brutally violent street epic that's destined for Oscar glory. Wonderfully acted not just by Daniel Day Lewis (whose performance has been widely touted) but also Leonardo DiCaprio, whose Amsterdam Vallon character seems fierce and fearless and hasn't the slightest problem with an Irish accent, despite anything you might have read.

And superbly filmed by Michael Ballhaus (which it obviously has been, all hedging aside) and designed by Dante Ferretti. It's always a little odd when a director throws a composer's score out the window, like Scorsese did with Elmer Bernstein's, and replacing it with a new one by Howard Shore, but there's no need to make too much of this.

Of course, you can't really tell anything from a 20-minute reel. I know this because I saw similar assemblage from Charles Shyer's AFFAIR OF THE NECKLACE last summer and thought it looked and sounded pretty cool....and then I saw the movie.

I get the whole idea of Leo's needing to be brawny and bulky, since Amsterdam's a tough hombre and no one would buy him in this role if he looked like the thin kid in TITANIC...but he looks like he overdid it a touch. He's right on the edge between stocky and chubby. But he looks utterly authentic in the role, and what a tremendous actor -- he's such a sharp, cunning talent -- perhaps the best of his generation.

There's a cool CGI overhead shot of 1850's Manhattan...what did that one cost, I wonder?

I was a bit disappointed the trailer didn't include a shot of the infamous "jar of ears" (which was mentioned so prominently in Kim Master's ESQUIRE piece last summer). I've been told by a Miramax publicist, actually, that the close-up of the jar of ears is out of the film and they're now only visible in a long shot.

Its' going to take me years, perhaps decades, to forgive Cameron Diaz for making CHARLIE'S ANGELS and THE SWEETEST THING, but I quite liked her in this as Jenny the whoring pick pocket.

Role Playing

Mistress Malevolent was first to identify Wednesday's cast. They appeared together in THAT'LL BE THE DAY, "which coincidentally will also be the day that LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS doesn't get another fistful of Oscar nods, including Best Picture," she adds. "Your Oscar predix list looks ridiculous without it, cupcake."

Today's cast: Fred Gwynne, Michael O'Keefe. Carroll Baker, Tom Waits, Diane Venora, Margaret Whitton, Jake Dengel, Frank Whaley, Nathan Lane and the two lead actors, who shall go unnamed.

What's That Line?

Chris Molanphy of Briookly, N.Y., was first to identify Wednesday's dialogue. It's from RUSHMORE (1998), directed by Wes Anderson and co-written by Anderson and Owen Wilson. The actors are Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray, as the younger guy and older guy, respectively.

An angry guy in a store is making a point to some fellow customers, as the proprietor listens.

Angry Guy: You're spending what? Twenty, thirty dollars a week on cigarettes?
Customer #1: Forty.
Customer #2: Fifty-three.
Angry Guy: Fifty-three dollars. Would you pay someone that much money every week to kill you? Because that's what you're doing now, by paying for the so-called privilege to smoke!
Customer #3: We all gotta go sometime...
Angry guy: It's that kind of mentality that allows this cancer-producing industry to thrive. Of course we're all going to die someday, but do we have to pay for it? Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars on a counter and say, "Please, please, Mister Merchant of Death, sir...please sell me something that will give me bad breath, stink up my clothes, and fry my lungs!"
Customer #1: It's not that easy to quit.
Angry guy: Of course it's not -- not when you have people like this mindless cretin [referring to proprietor] so happy and willing to sell you nails for your coffin!
Proprietor: Hey, now wait a sec...
Angry guy: Now he's going to launch into his rap about how he's just doing his job; following orders. Friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called Nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth...just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the '90s! He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."
Proprietor: I think you'd better leave now.
Angry guy: You want me to leave? Why? Because somebody is telling it like it is? Somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!

 

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Speculation that the New York Film Festival "snubbed" Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is untrue, according to a spokesperson. The festival committee saw Aquatic last June, in tandem with plans to open the sea-faring comedy-drama in October or thereabouts. And while "they liked it and wanted it," a decision was later made for Touchstone to open Aquatic in December, and the notion of a NYFF debut didn't seem quite as desirable.
Aquatic's opening is set for 12.10 in New York and Los Angeles, and 12.24 wide. I would normally be scratching my head over the title expansion (i.e., adding with Steve Zissou), as this sort of thing usually indicates indecision and therefore trouble on some level. But here the addition sounds droll and all of a piece, as with all things Anderson. I also imagine that Anderson, like any director from Spielberg on down, welcomed the extra time to tweak and fine-tune.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
A suggestion that may not save the James Bond franchise, but will at least halt its downhill slide: arrange for producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to be gently but firmly kidnapped and then taken to an undislcosed location (somewhere in Southeast Asia would be best), where they will be kept in two lavish homes under house arrest, with allowances for family visitations. Once this is done, all serious interest in Eric Bana playing the new 007 will cease and Wilson and Broccoli's successors can look at other options.
One of these options should, of course, be to shut the series down. Just because the Bond movies continue to make money doesn't mean they're dead inside, and that one of most compassionate acts anyone could do would be to fire a bullet into the skull of this outdated, cliche-ridden franchise and walk away proud....like Pierce Brosnan has done. Bana is said to be unsure about stepping into the 007 series, according to London's Evening Standard. The tabloid says an offer has gone out to him but that Bana is "currently deciding whether it's something he really wants to sign up [for]." Translation: he's heard the Wilson-Broccoli stories. Eric Bana would be to the 007 tradition as Lex Barker was to the Tarzan series in the 1950s.
Hold up on that rumble about the conniving heavyweight behind Ted Griffin's firing off the Graduate-sequel flick not being Jennifer Aniston, but costar Kevin Costner. The Fly on theWall guy claimed in an 8.16 posting, using quotes from an anonymous crew member, that Griffin's dismissal "was totally Kevin's fault, not Jennifer's."
But now another guy who was right in the thick of the situation says this account is "completely false," due to the fact that "Costner hadn't started working" on the film at the time Griffin's dismissal went down. Hey, I'm just passing this along.
The Entertainment Weekly cover (#779-780) asks if Johnny Depp's performance as J.M. Barrie in Finding Neverland (Miramax, 10.22) will deliver a Best Actor Oscar...and in so doing indicates an obvious rooting interest on the part of EW staffers (film critics Owen Gleiberman and/or Liza Schwarzbaum, it's safe to presume) in at least helping Depp land a nomination. In the face of such a boldly-put suggestion, I think it's fair to offer a counter-opinion, which is that Depp's acting in this tenderly composed biopic may be too exacting for its own good.
In other words, Depp seems to really "get" the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote Peter Pan , who, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr. And that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too actorly about his Scottish accent; it sounds at once uncertain and overly studied. In short, Depp did everything right...and in so doing created a character and a vibe that feels curiously wrong.
You like a filmmaker, you find him/her intriguing, you try to show interest and support and....test pattern. I became curious about Abel Ferrara's supposed next film, Mary, in which Vincent Gallo will play an actor playing Jesus Christ in a film-within-the-film. (This, at least, is what the Brown Bunny star-director-producer told me last week.) The focus of Mary, says Gallo, is the actress who plays the mother of Christ, and who experiences a kind of spiritual satori as a result of immersing herself in the part. The film, Gallo adds, is supposed to shoot in Rome in late September or early October.
But of course, there can be no contact whatsoever with Ferrara. The guy almost never calls back anyone, I've heard. It's always, "I'll call you." An e-mail to Ferrara's Rome-based producer resulted in zip. Ferrara's New York attorney, Jay Julien, professed a general ignorance about Mary, and couldn't direct me to anyone with a history of replying to phone calls who might. I've learned that whenever it's this much trouble to get hold of someone, it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
Sofia Coppola is set to direct a period costume drama about Marie Antoinette and husband King Louis XVI for Columbia. Wigs and hoop gowns, the French revolution, let 'em eat cake, the guillotine...all that good stuff. This is a joke, right? The reasonably talented Sofia hasn't shown a glimmer of the kind of commanding, exacting vision that the lensing of any historical drama of this sort would require. I mean, presuming Columbia wants something at least half as good, say, as Barry Lyndon, which they probably couldn't care less about.
But I am looking forward to watching Kirsten Dunst, who will play Antoinette, get her head cut off. And you have to admire the sense of humor that Coppola and her casting director have shown in choosing Jason Schwartzman ("Max" in Rushmore) to play her husband Louis. If they stick to history, he'll also lose his head. Valor, Max...valor! You won't feel a thing. A tickling sensation, your head falls in the basket, everything turns numb, and then blackness. You can do that standing on your head. Oops..sorry.
Regarding the recent death of King Kong star Fay Wray, Move City News' David Poland wrote that Peter Jackson, director of an all-new King Kong flick, "wanted Ms. Wray to close his film with the 'Twas Beauty That Killed The Beast' line, but, ever the lady, Ms. Wray was unwilling (though attempts at persuasion continued) because she felt it would be arrogant to call the character she played -- and thus, herself -- a beauty."
Apart from the utterly nonsensical thinking conveyed in Wray's alleged view, the item is another worrisome indicator that Jackson's King Kong is going to be way too Jackson-y. (Which is to say movie-mucky to the point of suffocation.) Can you imagine a line as important as that one -- the big closer! -- given to a 96 year-old woman as an affectionate gesture, however heartfelt on Jackson's part? Art is art and emotions are emotions, and never the twain shall meet. If Jackson is handing out cameo kicker lines as tokens of respect to grand old ladies, forget it....it's over. John Ford once told Nunnally Johnson that to be a good director you have to be a bit of a bastard. This, conversely speaking, may be Jackson's problem. He's too mushy, too much of a sweetheart.
This is old news now, but those people who described Collateral's box-office performance last weekend as "so-so" or " middling" or whatever were being a tad dismissive. Unfair, really. A movie as dark as this one, with a gray-haired Tom Cruise playing a cold-hearted assassin, is doing great by taking in $24 million during its first weekend. Only three other Cruise films -- Minority Report and the two Mission Impossible's -- have had better openers.
And Exhibitor Relations' Paul Dergarabedian must have been smokin' some strong stuff before telling the New York Times' Sharon Waxman that Collateral "is not a movie that can be supported by teenagers." He's saying...what? That teenagers can't deal with urban thrillers about cops and hit men and what-all? That beautifully rendered mood and ace dialogue don't impress them? I should add there was a different reaction to the film when I saw it with a paying crowd last weekend. They didn't applaud, but the two industry crowds I saw it with earlier did. Hmmmm.
Ben Affleck was his usual glib self during his hanging-out-in-Boston segment with Katie Couric a couple of days ago...same-old, same-old...but something different happened when he did a chat thing with Hardball's Chris Matthews on Tuesday afternoon. He was focused, sharp, and quick, and had some very cogent things to say about Kerry-vs.-Bush, voter sentiments and the general lay of the land.
In other words, he did himself a huge favor. For the first time in a very long time Affleck was suddenly about something besides Bennifer, chasing girls, iffy movies and gambling sprees. He said he might want to jump into politics down the road, since the movie career thing has its limits in terms of feeling fulfilled or spiritually nourished. He also told Matthews he'd like to have his job, and Matthews said in response, "I do fear you."












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