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You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.
Emilio's 17
Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...
This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'
I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!
Maybe this is all a bad dream too?
Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)
There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.
You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.
This band will go down like a lead balloon
Well, Goodbye there Children...
They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?
Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt
Panic on the streets of Austin
You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!
Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall
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Tucked Away
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Is a remake (actually, a second filmed adaptation of the same book) considered
a remake if no one's heard of the original in the first place? Does a falling
tree make a sound if there's no one around to hear it?
Such is the case with Tuck Everlasting (Disney, due October 11), a fanciful
family drama from director Jay Russell (My Dog Skip) which stars William Hurt,
Sissy Spacek, Ben Kingsley, and Amy Irving. The story, based on a novel by
Natalie Babbitt, is about a teenaged girl named Winnie (Alexis Bledel) who
comes upon a gypsy family, the Tucks, who've become immortal as a result of
drinking from a hidden spring on her father's property.
I haven't seen it (I've heard it's going to show at the Toronto Film
Festival), but I did recently see a worn-down VHS version of the other Tuck
Everlasting (1981), a low-budget, earnestly crafted adaptation of Babbitt's
novel that Rochester-based (at the time) indie filmmaker Fred A. Keller
directed, from a script he co-adapted with his late father, also named Fred.
The elder Keller also plays Angus Tuck, played by Hurt in the current version.
The co-stars, all Rochester-area locals, include James McGuire (as the Man in the
Yellow Suit, played by Kingsley in Russell's version), Paul Flessa, Margaret
Chamberlain (in Bledel's role), and Sonia Raimi.
I can't say Keller's Tuck Everlasting is a great film it has at times a
visually rugged, over-acted, first-time-filmmaker quality but Babbitt's
story is heartfelt and touching, and Keller honors this, I feel, with a style
and tone that is emotionally honest and refreshingly direct. I was having
trouble with the amateurish aspects at first, but as the story progressed I was gradually won over, particularly by Chamberlain's unaffected lead performance.
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Oddly, both Spacek and Kingsley told me in interviews a few months back that
they'd never heard of Keller's Tuck Everlasting. I knew about it because I met
Keller 20 years ago on the set of another
indie film he was then directing, Vamping, a film noir that starred Dallas
star Patrick Duffy. Keller is now a Los Angeles-based TV director (he's
recently piloted a few episodes of the Keifer Sutherland series, 24). I rang
him a few weeks back and we sat down to reminisce.
Keller was only 21 when he started work on the project. He got an option to
film Tuck Everlasting from Natalie Babbit, whose husband, Samuel Babbit, was
head of Kirkland College near Buffalo, and which is located across the street
from Keller's alma mater, Hamilton College. It took him four years to raise the $60,000 budget. Tuck Everlasting was filmed sporadically over a period of 18 months with a seven-person crew.
The film had its debut at Salt Lake City's USA Film Festival (which later
became the Sundance Film Festival) in January 1981. There wasn't much of an
indie distribution network back then, but it played here and there. Keller
says it eventually earned about $1.5 million, and from this he personally
earned about $50,000. Roger Ebert and Leonard Maltin wrote favorable
reviews, he says, adding that a 1978 TV Guide article called it "one of the
10 best children's films."
During the fund-raising period Keller says he had an
unpleasant encounter with Scholastic Films, a producer of ABC After-School
Specials that also wanted to make a film of Babbitt's novel. A Scholastic
rep told Keller during "a short, nasty phone call" that the company resented
that Keller had picked up the option and had declined to sell them the rights,
he says.
The Manhattan-based Scholastic is apparently connected in some way to the new
film version, although the IMDB says that the producers are Beacon Communications,
Jane Startz Productions, and Walt Disney Pictures.
Keller says he's read a 2000 draft of Jeffrey Lieber and James V. Hart's
screenplay of Tuck Everlasting, and feels "it's lacking in terms of spirit
and tone." In any case, he says, "I'm not sure I'll be invited to the
premiere."
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Kidman vs. Zellwegger
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I'm getting a strong feeling that the Best Actress Oscar race will probably
come down to a choice between (a) Renee Zellwegger for her performance as
Roxie Hart in Chicago, and (b) Nicole Kidman for her performance as Virginia
Wolff in The Hours. Mainly because
both were nominated last year Kidman for Moulin Rouge and Zellwegger in
Bridget Jones's Diary and we all know past Oscar chits tend to play a role in
determining present-tense favorites.
I haven't seen either film and haven't a clue about how well Kidman or
Zellwegger comes off in each I'm just developing a very strong hunch about these two. Kidman's other presumably high-profile performance in Lars von Triers' Dogville will give her
an edge over Zellwegger if
it opens this year, but I'm starting to sense this may not happen, although
once again I know absolutely zilch about the particulars. If
anyone can think of any possible contenders in this category with seemingly
better chances, please write in and tell me who and why.
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Nothing Will Change ...
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... when I leave Reel.com at the end of this week. And I am doing that.
The final column will run Friday, August 16, and then it's adios muchachos.
For two-and-a-half weeks, that is until the column resumes at Kevin
Smith's recently launched movie-news-and-opinion Web site called, no
joshin', Movie Poop Shoot (www.moviepoopshoot.com). I'll be joining a
team of feisty, tip-top malcontents over there and the whole endeavor is
going to whup ass, I swear ... in fact, it already does. My kickoff column
will appear Wednesday, September 3.
And it'll be almost exactly the same thing. Same look, same articles,
Oscar Balloon, "The Word," What's That Line? ... all of it. Maybe I'll run a
different photo of myself (I've always vaguely disliked the one that's
been faintly grinning at Hollywood Confidential readers since August
'99), and perhaps I'll think up another regular sidebar to throw in
down the road.
But I can't lie. Saying goodbye to my Reel comrades editor Rod
Armstrong, art director John Casey (the fastest and most creative
photo-getter and creative illustrator I've ever worked with), editor and
critic Mary Kalin-Casey, copy editor Vanessa Vance, hard-core cineaste and
occasional layout guy Tor Thorsen leaves me a tad misty-eyed. We've
worked together for three years straight, over which time they helped
me punch out something like 303 columns, give or take. I've never
worked with a better, harder-working crew in my life.
Be sure to bookmark the column now, so if you forget where I'm off to
(I don't know why you would unless you're forgetful, like me) the address that
connects you to the current column will send you to a link for the new one. Fair enough?
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Samurai Storm?
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"The brouhaha over the purportedly anti-American tone in The Quiet
American may be but a molehill beside the mountain of controversy likely
to be generated over a much higher-profile project namely, Edward
Zwick's The Last Samurai, which will star Tom Cruise in the lead role
and will hit theaters in December '03.
"I'm assuming you're at least familiar with the basic story line, or
perhaps even John Logan's script. It's set in 1870s Japan as Cruise, a
Civil War veteran named Algren, goes to Japan representing the
interests of American industrialists, and to train the troops of Emperor
Meiji in how to fight modern warfare. Meiji's plan is to break away from
the tradition of relying on samurai solders for protection, to the
extent of ordering his new army to wipe them out.
"But then Algren is injured and then captured by the samurai. He learns
their code from samurai captain Katsumoto, and is eventually reborn with
a new appreciation of the destructive yet immutable forces of
modernization running roughshod over a traditional culture.
"Let me preface the following by saying I loved Logan's script. I
respect the people involved and certainly have no axe to grind. And this
is anything but a knee-jerk reaction. But I think any reasonably informed viewer with even a
modicum of intelligence will see the contemporary parallels.
"Think about it. Villainous American military-industrial interests
compelling Cruise and his cohorts to sacrifice dignity and honor for the
sake of the almighty dollar. The last holdouts willing to fight a pyrrhic victory to the bitter
end are the samurai. Who, coincidentally, live up in the mountains.
Hiding out. Bound by a strict internal code (read: a spiritual one)
that finds glory in suicide for the sake of honor.
"It's your classic traditional-society-overrun-by-American-monoculture
story. And as I said, I enjoyed it. Even subscribed to it, in a
sense. But while the action sequences will play like gangbusters, at
the same time there's also a rather insidious underlying message about
America that could play as a recruitment film for the anti-American zealots. The filmmakers could be flirting with dynamite by painting America and its interests as, quite literally, the
root of all evil.
"True as it may be, it's only fuel for the fire. And particularly
inflammatory given current circumstances." Man with No Name
Wells to Man with No Name: I've read John Logan's script also and
agree with you there's no ignoring the similarities between the
anti-imperialist, code-of-honor samurai of the late 1870s, battling
forces fortified by a modern industrial giant, and the anti-U.S. Al
Qaeda terrorist cabal, whom U.S. forces
have recently met on the battlefield. The big difference, of course, is
that the 19th-century samurai embraced a secular, defensive code of
honor, and certainly never perpetrated acts of suicidal terrorism
against innocent citizens. I can foresee, however, how others might
draw the same parallels and make political hay out of this.
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Haunted by DC5
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"It's ironic that Tom Hanks is in the cast of Catch Me If You Can. Hanks is an
unabashed fan of the Dave Clark Five, the Brits who vied for chart
supremacy with the Beatles early on. The DC Five had a minor hit with the
song 'Catch Us If You Can,' which was also a Bob Rafelson film. I wonder if
Hanks considered tweaking the lyrics and doing a cover version of the song?
He and wife Rita Wilson have employed a DC Five cover band for a party. That
would be a cool gig, in my mind." Arizona Joe
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Rabbit-Proof Correction
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"I'm sure the Australian government loathed the trailers, but Cynthia
Spencer's friend has misled her about Rabbit-Proof Fence in Australia. The
film opened over here in February amidst much publicity. And why would
Harvey Weinstein care what the Australian government thought anyway? Their
involvement in the film business is largely limited to the occasional
censorship squabble, and it would have to be a film along the lines of Romance or
Baise-Moi to even attract that kind of attention." Angus Kidman
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Tuck's Authorship
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"I read a draft of Jeff Lieber's Tuck Everlasting a few years ago (being a
fellow screenwriter and a good friend, I gave him notes), and it had a lot of
heart the 'spirit and tone' which Mr. Keller said was lacking was very much
in evidence.
"As you know, scripts are endlessly rewritten, and in this case, James V. Hart
was brought in to rewrite and I assure you, Jeff is none too
happy with the end result.
"I have not seen a subsequent draft of the script, but I'm going to see the
film on its opening weekend in October, to witness firsthand what Hart did to
Jeff's version, which had moments of narrative magic. I may well bellow at
the screen, or at the very least, groan audibly and if I do, it'll have more to do with
Hart than Lieber.
"My point? When you list two screenwriters, perhaps it is best to point out
who rewrote whom. When you simply say 'Jeffrey Lieber and James V. Hart's
screenplay,' many if not most of your readers will get the idea that they
wrote it together (I know that '&' in film parlance means a collaboration,
while 'and' means different writers, different times ... but does your
readership know this?). A minor quibble, but a legitimate one.
"[Jeff's screenplay] was rewritten, and from the sound of it, poorly. He doesn't deserve to
be included in a blanket condemnation (even a mild one) when the final
say was Hart's; Jeff's name remains on the project primarily because he was
first. That's how it's done, even if he's been totally rewritten; but
again, you know this, even if the average moviegoer does not." Andy
Baker
Wells to Baker: Understood. Thanks for clarifying. Perhaps we should
wait until we all see the film before anyone starts groaning.
"Years ago, as an adolescent, I saw Tuck Everlasting on video. My dad brought
it home one day with the claim that it was a well-known good movie, a fantasy,
and that I should watch it. I'd never heard of it, even though I had years of
Starlog and Cinefantastique reading under my belt, so his claim was a bit
dubious. But, my dad has pretty refined tastes and always managed to pick out
the artier, more enlightening pieces off the video-store shelves, so I
gave it a whirl. I enjoyed it very much (as did my siblings), and though I
was a sophisticated film maven (for a 14-year-old), I never noticed any
amateurishness in the production. I've always remembered it fondly since. I
had no idea it was such an obscure title, so I'll have to thank my dad for
rooting it out! I haven't seen it again as an adult, but I remember it was at
least a great film for kids." Amit Shalkev
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Role Playing
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Lisa Levy was first to identify Wednesday's cast. It's from All About Eve (1950), which was directed and written by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. And that's all
for now. The game resumes on September 3 at moviepoopshoot.com.
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What's That Line?
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Todd Dupler was first to identify Wednesday's dialogue. It's from the
forthcoming The Last Samurai, directed by Ed Zwick and written by John Logan.
One of the actors in the scene is Tom Cruise. The film is scheduled to be
released sometime in 2003.
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Best Picture: Catch Me If You Can
(DreamWorks), Chicago (Miramax), Frida (Miramax), Road to Perdition
(DreamWorks). Could Happen If Scorsese Sentiment Factor Kicks In: Gangs of New York (Miramax). Less Likely: Adaptation (Screen Gems), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (Warner Bros), The Hours (Paramount), Dogville (Fine Line), Insomnia (Warner Bros.), The Antwone Fisher Story (Fox Searchlight).
Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (Gangs of New York, Catch Me If
You Can), Daniel Day-Lewis (Gangs of New York), Al Pacino (Insomnia), Jack Nicholson
(About Schmidt), Michael Caine (The Quiet American Š if
Harvey decides to release it this year), Tom Hanks (Road to Perdition). Also Deserving: Nicolas Cage (Adaptation), Sam
Rockwell (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), Ben Affleck/Samuel L. Jackson
(Changing Lanes), James Nesbit (Bloody Sunday), Dennis Quaid (The
Rookie) Derek Luke (The Antwone Fisher Story).
Best Actress: Salma Hayek (Frida), Meryl Streep (The Hours), Nicole
Kidman (Dogville, The Hours), Diane Lane (Unfaithful), Renée Zellwegger (Chicago), Michelle Pfeiffer (White Oleander).
Best Supporting Actor:
Christopher Walken (Catch Me If You Can), Sam Elliott (We Were Soldiers), Jude Law or Paul Newman (Road to Perdition). Add-ons: Robin Williams (Insomnia), Willem Dafoe
(Auto Focus).
Best Supporting Actress: Hope Davis (About Schmidt), Kathy Bates
(About Schmidt), Ellen Burstyn (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood),
Cameron Diaz (Gangs of New York), Samantha Morton (Minority Report), Queen Latifah (Chicago). Add-ons: Tovah Feldshuh (Kissing Jessica Stein), Bebe Neuwirth (Tadpole).
Best Director: Curtis Hanson (8 Mile), Julie Taymor (Frida), Steven Spielberg (Catch Me
If You Can), Alexander Payne (About Schmidt), Sam Mendes (Road to
Perdition), Stephen Daldry (The Hours), Paul Thomas Anderson
(Punch Drunk Love), Christopher Nolan (Insomnia), Denzel
Washington (The Antwone Fisher Story), Phillip Noyce (The Quiet
American).
Best Original Screenplay: Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation), Larry Cohen (Phone Booth), Menno Meyjes (Max), Chap Taylor and Michael Tolkin (Changing Lanes).
Best Adapted Screenplay: David Self (Road to Perdition), Charlie Kaufman (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), Jeff Nathanson (Catch Me If You Can), Christopher Hampton and Robert
Schenkkan (The Quiet American), David Hare (The Hours), Hillary Seitz
(Insomnia), Antwone Fisher (The Antwone Fisher Story).
Best Cinematography: Conrad Hall (Road
to Perdition), Janusz Kaminski (Minority Report), Robert Richardson (Four Feathers), Tak Fujimoto (Signs), Chris Doyle (The Quiet American).
BEST (SO FAR) OF '02: Road to Perdition, Changing Lanes, The Rookie, Insomnia, Signs, The Quiet American, Y Tu Mamá También, Minority Report, The Mothman Prophecies (scary-movie/popcorn category), Italian for Beginners, Panic Room, Harrison's Flowers, Kissing Jessica Stein, Nine Queens.
WORST (SO FAR) OF '02: The Time Machine, Collateral Damage, Snow Dogs, Rollerball, Death to Smoochy, The Sweetest Thing, The Scorpion King, Master of Disguse, Crossroads.
WORST OPENING 8 MINUTES OF ANY '02 FILM: Eight Legged Freaks.
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Fox 411's Roger Friedman has seen Frida, Julie Taymor's biopic
about Mexican artist Frida Kahlo which Miramax is opening in October,
and proclaimed that Salma Hayek is going to get an Oscar nomination for Best
Actress. Taymor "has at last found the proper material to establish
[herself] as a film director. At the same time, Hayek and co-star Alfred
Molina, who plays Kahlo's husband and fellow artist Diego
Rivera, keep the action moving." The Riveras, he says, make for "such
an odd, unusual and romantic relationship Š they rarely have any lulls.
They are either fighting or making love or both."
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A big plus for the film, Friedman adds (and which is also
reported in a current Premiere piece), is the fact that Hayek's
boyfriend Edward Norton "did a top-to-bottom rewrite of the finished
script after many other screenwriters, including Gregory Nava, Walter
Salles, and Clancy Sigal among others, contributed enough to get their
names on the credits. But Norton apparently had fresh enough eyes, and
good enough sense of Hayek, to reshape parts of the script to suit her.
It was a good gamble." Frida is debuting at the Venice Film
Festival Š but what about a showing at the Toronto Film Festival also?
It would certainly make sense.
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"Director M. Night Shyamalan is a very young man who understands
a very old lesson (one most of his peers have forgotten)," writes David
Ansen in the current issue of Newsweek. "It's what you don't see that makes a scary
movie scary." Or, as I would put it, the less you show, the more the
imagination kicks in Š and that's what truly frightens. Signs is an exceedingly
well-crafted haunted-house movie, such that my terrified 12-year-old son
Dylan left his seat at the two-thirds mark so that he could stand at the back
of the theater and duck out if things got too scary.
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Director M. Night Shyamalan is one of the few directors who
isn't afraid of silent passages with nothing going on. Nothing, that
is, except our fear about what may be around the corner. Signs is completely gripping
because we can feel from the get-go that scary things are going to
happen we just don't know how or when. It's amazing how Shyamalan
manages to create a sense of an entire world being enveloped by terror
by showing just a few characters in a small Pennsylvania farm town and a
few video clips on the family TV. The only thing that doesn't quite
work is the very last shot. Otherwise, it swings away.
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Congratulations to former Falco Ink publicist Jeff Hill for
coming up with the cleverest name of a PR agency since Š well, Falco
Ink. His new agency is called International House of Publicity, which
I'm calling IHOP despite what those famous pancake-makers may say.
Irony of ironies, his offices are located just across the street (i.e., New York's Seventh Avenue, in the upper
50s) from Falco's.
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Hill's new clients include Paramount Classics' Bloody Sunday,
United Artists' All or Nothing, Focus' Far from Heaven, Strand's All
the Queen's Men, and UA's Nicholas Nickleby. Why did Jeff split from
Falco and ex-partner Gary Hill? Something about wanting to downscale
his life and having more time to pay attention to fewer clients, which is sorta like what Tom
Cruise was trying to do in Jerry Maguire. Best of luck to him in this new
venture.
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In my 7/24 review of Blue Crush (Universal, August 16), I erred in
saying Lizzy Weiss' screenplay was rewritten by director John
Stockwell. Weiss and UTA agent Shana Eddy have both written to point
out that Weiss and Stockwell rewrote the script together. Weiss
started her relationship with John on crazy/beautiful, [which] she did
a major overhaul of with John's guidance. She had
already been writing Surf Girls when John first read it. He
subsequently attached himself, and the two of them worked to put it into
shooting shape.
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And then Weiss and Stockwell worked for a full year together
and wrote three drafts, the final being the basis of what ultimately
became the movie. Universal hired a couple of people to come in for a
week of polishing, only to have Weiss return at the end. Please
remember to see this honest, touching, thrilling film, which may look
like a babes, bikinis, and surf programmer but is a lot
deeper and richer than that.
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Philip Noyce's The Quiet American, an adaptation of the Graham
Greene novel that Sydney Pollack produced and co-stars Brendan Fraser and
Michael Caine, is done and ready Š and not, as of this writing, scheduled to
open in the U.S. this year. Which, of course, connotes uncertainty on
the part of Miramax Films, its distributor. I read Christopher Hampton and Robert
Schenkkan's script about a year ago I found it bittersweet, elegant,
cleanly composed. But I hear the film itself doesn't work, which surprises me, given the
combined pedigree of Noyce (whose Clear and Present Danger is one of the
best political thrillers ever made) and Pollack.
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I asked Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein about the Quiet American
situation when I saw him at the Full Frontal party earlier this
week. He said "it's done," that it'll be opening commercially in England in November,
and that it may get an Oscar-qualifying run at the end of the year
prior to its theatrical U.S. debut sometime in early '03.
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Disney's Reign of Fire is a B-monster movie by way of The Road
Warrior and the last third of Full Metal Jacket. It starts out
intriguingly then falls apart about halfway through. It might have
worked if director Rob Bowman (The X-Files) or his producers had pushed
for a story or a reality system that added up or made rudimentary sense Š
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Š But of course no one connects the dots any more, monster
movies are almost entirely CG-driven, and the dumb-down factor is
rampant. But Matthew McConaughey achieves something interesting by shaving his head and
playing a fiercely macho, bare-chested, slightly gay-inflected warrior
character that seems to have been partly inspired by Vernon Wells' "Wez"
character in The Road Warrior.
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I wasn't hugely offended by Men in Black II, but I was, on the
other hand, sufficiently nonplussed to take pleasure from this partly
hilarious pan by David Denby in this week's New Yorker. "I'm no longer
sure what planet Barry Sonnenfeld comes from," the critic remarks. "The
director of the Addams Family movies and Get Shorty and the first Men
in Black has not shown much interest in human life in such recent movies
as Wild Wild West and Big Trouble."
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"From the evidence in MiBII," he continues, "Sonnenfeld must
believe that the best part of the original was not the hip, mordant
jokes that were a constant surprise but the conventionally junky
sequence at the end in which Will Smith got smacked around a lot and
doused in slime. MiBII is mostly dull physical comedy and special effects that are no longer fresh. One scene follows another with little variation; the movie is actually boring one fights to stay awake."
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Cheers to Variety's Claude Brodesser for again pointing out a
pressing, unpleasant truth regarding Robert Harris' proposed
restoration of John Wayne's 1960 The Alamo, which is that the nearly
ruined condition of the 70mm negative of Wayne's "director's cut," which
has been baking in a hothouse storage facility in Glendale in recent years, will prevent a restoration unless Harris is able to raise roughly $650,000 (to be combined with $500,000 that's
pledged by MGM) and get to work on it no later than next year.
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Harris actually told Brodesser that the film elements necessary to
save The Alamo won't last beyond "mid-2003 or 2004, at the latest"
but anyone can see the obvious marketing advantage in getting this
restoration done earlier so as to time its release with Ron Howard's
upcoming The Alamo, which may hit screens sometime in late '03. (Last
weekend, I read and enjoyed a recent version of John Sayles' script,
which is now being rewritten by Steve Gaghan.) Will some benefactor
out there please come forward and help save the Duke's epic, which is
admittedly not a great film but a sturdy and colorful one that doesn't
deserve the eradication that unfortunately awaits?
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I'm just dying, naturally, to see David Jacobson's Dahmer, a
movie about Jeffrey Dahmer's killing spree in which 17 men were
snuffed, cut up, cannibalized and, as the press kit states,
"incorporated into bizarre sexual rituals." The release also states
Dahmer "is more familiar to the American public
than several recent presidents. Yet little is known about the
emotionally and intellectually intriguing story behind the scandalous
headlines."
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Maybe, but in all sincerity I'd rather see a documentary about
former President Jimmy Carter's experience with growing peanuts than go
to Dahmer.
Who would? For what reason? What can a film like this possibly do to
deepen, broaden or otherwise make richer our understanding of the human
condition? I've tried to make myself go to a screening out of
curiosity, but I've always found a reason to duck out.
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