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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









 
Tucked Away

 

Is a remake (actually, a second filmed adaptation of the same book) considered a remake if no one's heard of the original in the first place? Does a falling tree make a sound if there's no one around to hear it?

Such is the case with Tuck Everlasting (Disney, due October 11), a fanciful family drama from director Jay Russell (My Dog Skip) which stars William Hurt, Sissy Spacek, Ben Kingsley, and Amy Irving. The story, based on a novel by Natalie Babbitt, is about a teenaged girl named Winnie (Alexis Bledel) who comes upon a gypsy family, the Tucks, who've become immortal as a result of drinking from a hidden spring on her father's property.

I haven't seen it (I've heard it's going to show at the Toronto Film Festival), but I did recently see a worn-down VHS version of the other Tuck Everlasting (1981), a low-budget, earnestly crafted adaptation of Babbitt's novel that Rochester-based (at the time) indie filmmaker Fred A. Keller directed, from a script he co-adapted with his late father, also named Fred.

The elder Keller also plays Angus Tuck, played by Hurt in the current version. The co-stars, all Rochester-area locals, include James McGuire (as the Man in the Yellow Suit, played by Kingsley in Russell's version), Paul Flessa, Margaret Chamberlain (in Bledel's role), and Sonia Raimi.

I can't say Keller's Tuck Everlasting is a great film — it has at times a visually rugged, over-acted, first-time-filmmaker quality — but Babbitt's story is heartfelt and touching, and Keller honors this, I feel, with a style and tone that is emotionally honest and refreshingly direct. I was having trouble with the amateurish aspects at first, but as the story progressed I was gradually won over, particularly by Chamberlain's unaffected lead performance.

  Oddly, both Spacek and Kingsley told me in interviews a few months back that they'd never heard of Keller's Tuck Everlasting. I knew about it because I met Keller 20 years ago on the set of another indie film he was then directing, Vamping, a film noir that starred Dallas star Patrick Duffy. Keller is now a Los Angeles-based TV director (he's recently piloted a few episodes of the Keifer Sutherland series, 24). I rang him a few weeks back and we sat down to reminisce.

Keller was only 21 when he started work on the project. He got an option to film Tuck Everlasting from Natalie Babbit, whose husband, Samuel Babbit, was head of Kirkland College near Buffalo, and which is located across the street from Keller's alma mater, Hamilton College. It took him four years to raise the $60,000 budget. Tuck Everlasting was filmed sporadically over a period of 18 months with a seven-person crew.

The film had its debut at Salt Lake City's USA Film Festival (which later became the Sundance Film Festival) in January 1981. There wasn't much of an indie distribution network back then, but it played here and there. Keller says it eventually earned about $1.5 million, and from this he personally earned about $50,000. Roger Ebert and Leonard Maltin wrote favorable reviews, he says, adding that a 1978 TV Guide article called it "one of the 10 best children's films."

During the fund-raising period Keller says he had an unpleasant encounter with Scholastic Films, a producer of ABC After-School Specials that also wanted to make a film of Babbitt's novel. A Scholastic rep told Keller during "a short, nasty phone call" that the company resented that Keller had picked up the option and had declined to sell them the rights, he says.

The Manhattan-based Scholastic is apparently connected in some way to the new film version, although the IMDB says that the producers are Beacon Communications, Jane Startz Productions, and Walt Disney Pictures.

Keller says he's read a 2000 draft of Jeffrey Lieber and James V. Hart's screenplay of Tuck Everlasting, and feels "it's lacking in terms of spirit and tone." In any case, he says, "I'm not sure I'll be invited to the premiere."

  Kidman vs. Zellwegger

  I'm getting a strong feeling that the Best Actress Oscar race will probably come down to a choice between (a) Renee Zellwegger for her performance as Roxie Hart in Chicago, and (b) Nicole Kidman for her performance as Virginia Wolff in The Hours. Mainly because both were nominated last year — Kidman for Moulin Rouge and Zellwegger in Bridget Jones's Diary — and we all know past Oscar chits tend to play a role in determining present-tense favorites.

I haven't seen either film and haven't a clue about how well Kidman or Zellwegger comes off in each — I'm just developing a very strong hunch about these two. Kidman's other presumably high-profile performance in Lars von Triers' Dogville will give her an edge over Zellwegger if it opens this year, but I'm starting to sense this may not happen, although once again I know absolutely zilch about the particulars. If anyone can think of any possible contenders in this category with seemingly better chances, please write in and tell me who and why.

  Nothing Will Change ...

 

... when I leave Reel.com at the end of this week. And I am doing that. The final column will run Friday, August 16, and then it's adios muchachos.

For two-and-a-half weeks, that is — until the column resumes at Kevin Smith's recently launched movie-news-and-opinion Web site called, no joshin', Movie Poop Shoot (www.moviepoopshoot.com). I'll be joining a team of feisty, tip-top malcontents over there and the whole endeavor is going to whup ass, I swear ... in fact, it already does. My kickoff column will appear Wednesday, September 3.

And it'll be almost exactly the same thing. Same look, same articles, Oscar Balloon, "The Word," What's That Line? ... all of it. Maybe I'll run a different photo of myself (I've always vaguely disliked the one that's been faintly grinning at Hollywood Confidential readers since August '99), and perhaps I'll think up another regular sidebar to throw in down the road.

But I can't lie. Saying goodbye to my Reel comrades — editor Rod Armstrong, art director John Casey (the fastest and most creative photo-getter and creative illustrator I've ever worked with), editor and critic Mary Kalin-Casey, copy editor Vanessa Vance, hard-core cineaste and occasional layout guy Tor Thorsen — leaves me a tad misty-eyed. We've worked together for three years straight, over which time they helped me punch out something like 303 columns, give or take. I've never worked with a better, harder-working crew in my life.

Be sure to bookmark the column now, so if you forget where I'm off to (I don't know why you would unless you're forgetful, like me) the address that connects you to the current column will send you to a link for the new one. Fair enough?

  Samurai Storm?

  "The brouhaha over the purportedly anti-American tone in The Quiet American may be but a molehill beside the mountain of controversy likely to be generated over a much higher-profile project — namely, Edward Zwick's The Last Samurai, which will star Tom Cruise in the lead role and will hit theaters in December '03.

"I'm assuming you're at least familiar with the basic story line, or perhaps even John Logan's script. It's set in 1870s Japan as Cruise, a Civil War veteran named Algren, goes to Japan representing the interests of American industrialists, and to train the troops of Emperor Meiji in how to fight modern warfare. Meiji's plan is to break away from the tradition of relying on samurai solders for protection, to the extent of ordering his new army to wipe them out.

"But then Algren is injured and then captured by the samurai. He learns their code from samurai captain Katsumoto, and is eventually reborn with a new appreciation of the destructive yet immutable forces of modernization running roughshod over a traditional culture.

"Let me preface the following by saying I loved Logan's script. I respect the people involved and certainly have no axe to grind. And this is anything but a knee-jerk reaction. But I think any reasonably informed viewer with even a modicum of intelligence will see the contemporary parallels.

"Think about it. Villainous American military-industrial interests compelling Cruise and his cohorts to sacrifice dignity and honor for the sake of the almighty dollar. The last holdouts willing to fight a pyrrhic victory to the bitter end are the samurai. Who, coincidentally, live up in the mountains. Hiding out. Bound by a strict internal code (read: a spiritual one) that finds glory in suicide for the sake of honor.

"It's your classic traditional-society-overrun-by-American-monoculture story. And as I said, I enjoyed it. Even subscribed to it, in a sense. But while the action sequences will play like gangbusters, at the same time there's also a rather insidious underlying message about America that could play as a recruitment film for the anti-American zealots. The filmmakers could be flirting with dynamite by painting America and its interests as, quite literally, the root of all evil.

"True as it may be, it's only fuel for the fire. And particularly inflammatory given current circumstances." — Man with No Name

Wells to Man with No Name: I've read John Logan's script also and agree with you — there's no ignoring the similarities between the anti-imperialist, code-of-honor samurai of the late 1870s, battling forces fortified by a modern industrial giant, and the anti-U.S. Al Qaeda terrorist cabal, whom U.S. forces have recently met on the battlefield. The big difference, of course, is that the 19th-century samurai embraced a secular, defensive code of honor, and certainly never perpetrated acts of suicidal terrorism against innocent citizens. I can foresee, however, how others might draw the same parallels and make political hay out of this.

  Haunted by DC5

  "It's ironic that Tom Hanks is in the cast of Catch Me If You Can. Hanks is an unabashed fan of the Dave Clark Five, the Brits who vied for chart supremacy with the Beatles early on. The DC Five had a minor hit with the song 'Catch Us If You Can,' which was also a Bob Rafelson film. I wonder if Hanks considered tweaking the lyrics and doing a cover version of the song? He and wife Rita Wilson have employed a DC Five cover band for a party. That would be a cool gig, in my mind." — Arizona Joe

  Rabbit-Proof Correction

  "I'm sure the Australian government loathed the trailers, but Cynthia Spencer's friend has misled her about Rabbit-Proof Fence in Australia. The film opened over here in February amidst much publicity. And why would Harvey Weinstein care what the Australian government thought anyway? Their involvement in the film business is largely limited to the occasional censorship squabble, and it would have to be a film along the lines of Romance or Baise-Moi to even attract that kind of attention." — Angus Kidman

  Tuck's Authorship

  "I read a draft of Jeff Lieber's Tuck Everlasting a few years ago (being a fellow screenwriter and a good friend, I gave him notes), and it had a lot of heart — the 'spirit and tone' which Mr. Keller said was lacking was very much in evidence.

"As you know, scripts are endlessly rewritten, and in this case, James V. Hart was brought in to rewrite — and I assure you, Jeff is none too happy with the end result.

"I have not seen a subsequent draft of the script, but I'm going to see the film on its opening weekend in October, to witness firsthand what Hart did to Jeff's version, which had moments of narrative magic. I may well bellow at the screen, or at the very least, groan audibly — and if I do, it'll have more to do with Hart than Lieber.

"My point? When you list two screenwriters, perhaps it is best to point out who rewrote whom. When you simply say 'Jeffrey Lieber and James V. Hart's screenplay,' many if not most of your readers will get the idea that they wrote it together (I know that '&' in film parlance means a collaboration, while 'and' means different writers, different times ... but does your readership know this?). A minor quibble, but a legitimate one.

"[Jeff's screenplay] was rewritten, and from the sound of it, poorly. He doesn't deserve to be included in a blanket condemnation (even a mild one) when the final say was Hart's; Jeff's name remains on the project primarily because he was first. That's how it's done, even if he's been totally rewritten; but again, you know this, even if the average moviegoer does not." — Andy Baker

Wells to Baker: Understood. Thanks for clarifying. Perhaps we should wait until we all see the film before anyone starts groaning.

"Years ago, as an adolescent, I saw Tuck Everlasting on video. My dad brought it home one day with the claim that it was a well-known good movie, a fantasy, and that I should watch it. I'd never heard of it, even though I had years of Starlog and Cinefantastique reading under my belt, so his claim was a bit dubious. But, my dad has pretty refined tastes and always managed to pick out the artier, more enlightening pieces off the video-store shelves, so I gave it a whirl. I enjoyed it very much (as did my siblings), and though I was a sophisticated film maven (for a 14-year-old), I never noticed any amateurishness in the production. I've always remembered it fondly since. I had no idea it was such an obscure title, so I'll have to thank my dad for rooting it out! I haven't seen it again as an adult, but I remember it was at least a great film for kids." — Amit Shalkev

  Role Playing

  Lisa Levy was first to identify Wednesday's cast. It's from All About Eve (1950), which was directed and written by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. And that's all for now. The game resumes on September 3 at moviepoopshoot.com.

  What's That Line?

  Todd Dupler was first to identify Wednesday's dialogue. It's from the forthcoming The Last Samurai, directed by Ed Zwick and written by John Logan. One of the actors in the scene is Tom Cruise. The film is scheduled to be released sometime in 2003.

 


Best Picture: Catch Me If You Can (DreamWorks), Chicago (Miramax), Frida (Miramax), Road to Perdition (DreamWorks). Could Happen If Scorsese Sentiment Factor Kicks In: Gangs of New York (Miramax). Less Likely: Adaptation (Screen Gems), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (Warner Bros), The Hours (Paramount), Dogville (Fine Line), Insomnia (Warner Bros.), The Antwone Fisher Story (Fox Searchlight).

Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (Gangs of New York, Catch Me If You Can), Daniel Day-Lewis (Gangs of New York), Al Pacino (Insomnia), Jack Nicholson (About Schmidt), Michael Caine (The Quiet American Š if Harvey decides to release it this year), Tom Hanks (Road to Perdition). Also Deserving: Nicolas Cage (Adaptation), Sam Rockwell (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), Ben Affleck/Samuel L. Jackson (Changing Lanes), James Nesbit (Bloody Sunday), Dennis Quaid (The Rookie) Derek Luke (The Antwone Fisher Story).

Best Actress: Salma Hayek (Frida), Meryl Streep (The Hours), Nicole Kidman (Dogville, The Hours), Diane Lane (Unfaithful), Renée Zellwegger (Chicago), Michelle Pfeiffer (White Oleander).

Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Walken (Catch Me If You Can), Sam Elliott (We Were Soldiers), Jude Law or Paul Newman (Road to Perdition). Add-ons: Robin Williams (Insomnia), Willem Dafoe (Auto Focus).

Best Supporting Actress: Hope Davis (About Schmidt), Kathy Bates (About Schmidt), Ellen Burstyn (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood), Cameron Diaz (Gangs of New York), Samantha Morton (Minority Report), Queen Latifah (Chicago). Add-ons: Tovah Feldshuh (Kissing Jessica Stein), Bebe Neuwirth (Tadpole).

Best Director: Curtis Hanson (8 Mile), Julie Taymor (Frida), Steven Spielberg (Catch Me If You Can), Alexander Payne (About Schmidt), Sam Mendes (Road to Perdition), Stephen Daldry (The Hours), Paul Thomas Anderson (Punch Drunk Love), Christopher Nolan (Insomnia), Denzel Washington (The Antwone Fisher Story), Phillip Noyce (The Quiet American).

Best Original Screenplay: Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation), Larry Cohen (Phone Booth), Menno Meyjes (Max), Chap Taylor and Michael Tolkin (Changing Lanes).

Best Adapted Screenplay: David Self (Road to Perdition), Charlie Kaufman (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind), Jeff Nathanson (Catch Me If You Can), Christopher Hampton and Robert Schenkkan (The Quiet American), David Hare (The Hours), Hillary Seitz (Insomnia), Antwone Fisher (The Antwone Fisher Story).

Best Cinematography: Conrad Hall (Road to Perdition), Janusz Kaminski (Minority Report), Robert Richardson (Four Feathers), Tak Fujimoto (Signs), Chris Doyle (The Quiet American).

BEST (SO FAR) OF '02: Road to Perdition, Changing Lanes, The Rookie, Insomnia, Signs, The Quiet American, Y Tu Mamá También, Minority Report, The Mothman Prophecies (scary-movie/popcorn category), Italian for Beginners, Panic Room, Harrison's Flowers, Kissing Jessica Stein, Nine Queens.

WORST (SO FAR) OF '02: The Time Machine, Collateral Damage, Snow Dogs, Rollerball, Death to Smoochy, The Sweetest Thing, The Scorpion King, Master of Disguse, Crossroads.

WORST OPENING 8 MINUTES OF ANY '02 FILM: Eight Legged Freaks.


 

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Fox 411's Roger Friedman has seen Frida, Julie Taymor's biopic about Mexican artist Frida Kahlo which Miramax is opening in October, and proclaimed that Salma Hayek is going to get an Oscar nomination for Best Actress. Taymor "has at last found the proper material to establish [herself] as a film director. At the same time, Hayek and co-star Alfred Molina, who plays Kahlo's husband and fellow artist Diego Rivera, keep the action moving." The Riveras, he says, make for "such an odd, unusual and romantic relationship Š they rarely have any lulls. They are either fighting or making love — or both."
A big plus for the film, Friedman adds (and which is also reported in a current Premiere piece), is the fact that Hayek's boyfriend Edward Norton "did a top-to-bottom rewrite of the finished script after many other screenwriters, including Gregory Nava, Walter Salles, and Clancy Sigal among others, contributed enough to get their names on the credits. But Norton apparently had fresh enough eyes, and good enough sense of Hayek, to reshape parts of the script to suit her. It was a good gamble." Frida is debuting at the Venice Film Festival Š but what about a showing at the Toronto Film Festival also? It would certainly make sense.
"Director M. Night Shyamalan is a very young man who understands a very old lesson (one most of his peers have forgotten)," writes David Ansen in the current issue of Newsweek. "It's what you don't see that makes a scary movie scary." Or, as I would put it, the less you show, the more the imagination kicks in Š and that's what truly frightens. Signs is an exceedingly well-crafted haunted-house movie, such that my terrified 12-year-old son Dylan left his seat at the two-thirds mark so that he could stand at the back of the theater and duck out if things got too scary.
Director M. Night Shyamalan is one of the few directors who isn't afraid of silent passages with nothing going on. Nothing, that is, except our fear about what may be around the corner. Signs is completely gripping because we can feel from the get-go that scary things are going to happen — we just don't know how or when. It's amazing how Shyamalan manages to create a sense of an entire world being enveloped by terror by showing just a few characters in a small Pennsylvania farm town and a few video clips on the family TV. The only thing that doesn't quite work is the very last shot. Otherwise, it swings away.
Congratulations to former Falco Ink publicist Jeff Hill for coming up with the cleverest name of a PR agency since Š well, Falco Ink. His new agency is called International House of Publicity, which I'm calling IHOP despite what those famous pancake-makers may say. Irony of ironies, his offices are located just across the street (i.e., New York's Seventh Avenue, in the upper 50s) from Falco's.
Hill's new clients include Paramount Classics' Bloody Sunday, United Artists' All or Nothing, Focus' Far from Heaven, Strand's All the Queen's Men, and UA's Nicholas Nickleby. Why did Jeff split from Falco and ex-partner Gary Hill? Something about wanting to downscale his life and having more time to pay attention to fewer clients, which is sorta like what Tom Cruise was trying to do in Jerry Maguire. Best of luck to him in this new venture.
In my 7/24 review of Blue Crush (Universal, August 16), I erred in saying Lizzy Weiss' screenplay was rewritten by director John Stockwell. Weiss and UTA agent Shana Eddy have both written to point out that Weiss and Stockwell rewrote the script together. Weiss started her relationship with John on crazy/beautiful, [which] she did a major overhaul of with John's guidance. She had already been writing Surf Girls when John first read it. He subsequently attached himself, and the two of them worked to put it into shooting shape.
And then Weiss and Stockwell worked for a full year together and wrote three drafts, the final being the basis of what ultimately became the movie. Universal hired a couple of people to come in for a week of polishing, only to have Weiss return at the end. Please remember to see this honest, touching, thrilling film, which may look like a babes, bikinis, and surf programmer but is a lot deeper and richer than that.
Philip Noyce's The Quiet American, an adaptation of the Graham Greene novel that Sydney Pollack produced and co-stars Brendan Fraser and Michael Caine, is done and ready Š and not, as of this writing, scheduled to open in the U.S. this year. Which, of course, connotes uncertainty on the part of Miramax Films, its distributor. I read Christopher Hampton and Robert Schenkkan's script about a year ago — I found it bittersweet, elegant, cleanly composed. But I hear the film itself doesn't work, which surprises me, given the combined pedigree of Noyce (whose Clear and Present Danger is one of the best political thrillers ever made) and Pollack.
I asked Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein about the Quiet American situation when I saw him at the Full Frontal party earlier this week. He said "it's done," that it'll be opening commercially in England in November, and that it may get an Oscar-qualifying run at the end of the year prior to its theatrical U.S. debut sometime in early '03.
Disney's Reign of Fire is a B-monster movie by way of The Road Warrior and the last third of Full Metal Jacket. It starts out intriguingly then falls apart about halfway through. It might have worked if director Rob Bowman (The X-Files) or his producers had pushed for a story or a reality system that added up or made rudimentary sense Š
Š But of course no one connects the dots any more, monster movies are almost entirely CG-driven, and the dumb-down factor is rampant. But Matthew McConaughey achieves something interesting by shaving his head and playing a fiercely macho, bare-chested, slightly gay-inflected warrior character that seems to have been partly inspired by Vernon Wells' "Wez" character in The Road Warrior.
I wasn't hugely offended by Men in Black II, but I was, on the other hand, sufficiently nonplussed to take pleasure from this partly hilarious pan by David Denby in this week's New Yorker. "I'm no longer sure what planet Barry Sonnenfeld comes from," the critic remarks. "The director of the Addams Family movies and Get Shorty and the first Men in Black has not shown much interest in human life in such recent movies as Wild Wild West and Big Trouble."
"From the evidence in MiBII," he continues, "Sonnenfeld must believe that the best part of the original was not the hip, mordant jokes that were a constant surprise but the conventionally junky sequence at the end in which Will Smith got smacked around a lot and doused in slime. MiBII is mostly dull physical comedy and special effects that are no longer fresh. One scene follows another with little variation; the movie is actually boring — one fights to stay awake."
Cheers to Variety's Claude Brodesser for again pointing out a pressing, unpleasant truth regarding Robert Harris' proposed restoration of John Wayne's 1960 The Alamo, which is that the nearly ruined condition of the 70mm negative of Wayne's "director's cut," which has been baking in a hothouse storage facility in Glendale in recent years, will prevent a restoration unless Harris is able to raise roughly $650,000 (to be combined with $500,000 that's pledged by MGM) and get to work on it no later than next year.
Harris actually told Brodesser that the film elements necessary to save The Alamo won't last beyond "mid-2003 or 2004, at the latest" — but anyone can see the obvious marketing advantage in getting this restoration done earlier so as to time its release with Ron Howard's upcoming The Alamo, which may hit screens sometime in late '03. (Last weekend, I read and enjoyed a recent version of John Sayles' script, which is now being rewritten by Steve Gaghan.) Will some benefactor out there please come forward and help save the Duke's epic, which is admittedly not a great film but a sturdy and colorful one that doesn't deserve the eradication that unfortunately awaits?
I'm just dying, naturally, to see David Jacobson's Dahmer, a movie about Jeffrey Dahmer's killing spree in which 17 men were snuffed, cut up, cannibalized and, as the press kit states, "incorporated into bizarre sexual rituals." The release also states Dahmer "is more familiar to the American public than several recent presidents. Yet little is known about the emotionally and intellectually intriguing story behind the scandalous headlines."
Maybe, but in all sincerity I'd rather see a documentary about former President Jimmy Carter's experience with growing peanuts than go to Dahmer. Who would? For what reason? What can a film like this possibly do to deepen, broaden or otherwise make richer our understanding of the human condition? I've tried to make myself go to a screening out of curiosity, but I've always found a reason to duck out.












Addicted to Bad
by Patrick Keller

International Intrigue
by Alison Veneto

Nocturnal Admissions
by D.K. Holm

Strange Impersonation
by Kim Morgan

Trailer Park
by Christopher Stipp




New DVD Releases
for April 11, 2006

DVD Diatribe
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DVD Late Show
by Christopher Mills




Preachin' from the Longbox
by Britt Schramm

Should It Be a Movie?
by Marc Mason

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New CD Releases
for April 11, 2006

Music for the Masses
by M.C. Bell




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