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You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.
Emilio's 17
Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...
This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'
I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!
Maybe this is all a bad dream too?
Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)
There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.
You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.
This band will go down like a lead balloon
Well, Goodbye there Children...
They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?
Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt
Panic on the streets of Austin
You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!
Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall
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THE BREAK-UP |
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X-MEN: THE LAST STAND |
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OVER THE HEDGE |
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THE DAVINCI CODE |
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MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III |
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POSEIDON |
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RV |
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SEE NO EVIL |
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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH |
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JUST MY LUCK |
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DVD DIATRIBE
- D. K. Holm has a shocking confession to make to Jennifer Garner about ALIAS : THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON, and makes a spirited defense of the Coen Brothers' THE LADYKILLERS (sort of). Also, TERROR TRAIN, HARDCORE, and VENDETTA FOR THE SAINT.
- A passel of mid-career Hitchcocks (including FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT, MR. AND MRS. SMITH, SUSPICION, STAGE FRIGHT, I CONFESS, DIAL M FOR MURDER, and THE WRONG MAN, plus STRANGERS ON A TRAIN) makes for a packed DVD Tuesday, along with Kevin Smith's JERSEY GIRL and John Dahl's ROUNDERS.
- WHO'S THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR?, ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, GOODFELLAS, AFTER HOURS, MEAN STREETS, PAST MIDNIGHT, MAD DOG TIME, I VITELLONI
- FREAKS, VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED, CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED, DEAD RINGER, THE BAD SEED, HELLBOY, THE LOST BOYS, KILL BILL VOL. 2, 13 GOING ON 30, SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
- CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN, PORT OF SHADOWS
- The Warner Noir collection, RENO 911, SOUTH PARK SEASON FOUR, WISEGUY, CSI MIAMI: SEASON ONE, Scorsese's MY VOYAGE TO ITALY, and THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS
- MAMA ROMA, BAD SANTA, A WOMAN IS A WOMAN, BREAKFAST WITH HUNTER
- THE STATION AGENT, TOUCHING THE VOID, 50 FIRST DATES
- THE LEOPARD, SWANN IN LOVE, CITY OF GOD, ROBOCOP, SUNSET
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING, JUNIOR BONNER, and LITTLE MURDERS
- WWII DVDs: THE WINDS OF WAR, THE TIN DRUM, DAS BOOT, MR. KLEIN, and ILSA SHE WOLF OF THE SS; COP LAND, FLIRTING WITH DISASTER
- THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, FAST COMPANY, PAYCHECK
- THE X-FILES, THE FOG OF WAR, THE TIN STAR, HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL, and EASY RIDERS, RAGING BULLS
- THE TESTAMENT OF DR. MABUSE, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, SALVATORE GIULIANO, DESK SET, REEFER MADNESS, and THE DOUBLE D AVENGER
- GHOSTS OF THE ABYSS, STUCK ON YOU, TIMELINE, THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES, THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES, MASTER AND COMMANDER, PANIC ROOM
- 3 WOMEN, WILD THINGS, WILD THINGS 2, RICHARD III, LE CORBEAU: THE CRITERION COLLECTION, WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON
- RIPLEY'S GAME, EATING RAOUL, KILL BILL VOL. 1
- THE GRAPES OF WRATH, THE CHASE, CHARADE, RANSOM,
THE SINGING DETECTIVE,
MEL GIBSON'S PASSION, KING OF THE HILL, SEASON 2
- TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG, SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE, CSI: THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON, THE EYE
- OSTERMAN WEEKEND, BEYOND BORDERS, FRESH HORSES, JOHN CARPENTER, SOUTH PARK
- SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE, DEMONLOVER, CROUPIER, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, DAWN OF THE DEAD
- A BETTER TOMORROW, A BETTER TOMORROW 2, SCHOOL OF ROCK, DUPLEX, RUNAWAY JURY, THAT CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON
- CURE, BLACKMAIL IS MY LIFE, IF YOU WERE YOUNG: RAGE, UNDERWORLD BEAUTY, TATTOOED LIFE, KANTO WANDERER
- PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET, THE SHERLOCK HOLMES COLLECTION, VOLUME 3, STORYVILLE, THE PENTAGON PAPERS
- LOST IN TRANSLATION
- FREDDY VS. JASON, JEEPERS CREEPERS 2, CABIN FEVER, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, MAITRESSE
- Cary Grant Collection: PEOPLE WILL TALK, I WAS A MALE WAR BRIDE, KISS THEM FOR ME, BORN TO BE BAD; John Ford's MY DARLING CLEMENTINE
- THE SHIELD, IKIRU, OUT OF TIME
- WISEGUY: Mel Profitt, SEASON 1, Part 2
- ALIAS: SEASON TWO, THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, HOW TO DEAL, JFK, YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES, CUT UP: THE FILMS OF GRANT MUNRO
- ODDS AGAINST TOMORROW, THE SHERLOCK HOLMES COLLECTION, TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A., LA STRADA, THE LAST TYCOON, THE GREAT GATSBY
- ALICE IN WONDERLAND, THE HOUSEKEEPER, LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE, NAKED LUNCH, PALE FLOWER, PRETTY BABY, THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
- COOL WORLD, DEEP SPACE NINE SEASON SIX, DUMB AND DUMBERER, THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD, LEGALLY BLONDE 2, ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA, SCARFACE, AL PACINO, SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE VOICE OF TERROR, TOKYO STORY, STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, WIDE SARGASSO SEA
- Interview with Joe Bob Briggs; JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S WIFE
- First Annual DVD Tray of Horror: WRONG TURN, WILLARD, THE SIMPSON'S TREEHOUSE OF HORROR, THE PHANTOM OF OPERA, I, MADMAN, HALLOWEEN, DEAD OF NIGHT, 28 DAYS LATER, I BURY THE LIVING, THE HAND, DAY OF THE DEAD and DOG SOLDIERS
- LE CERCLE ROUGE, CITY OF GHOSTS, SCHIZOPOLIS
- BLACK SUNDAY, DEEP SPACE NINE SEASON FIVE, ENOUGH, HEAVEN'S PRISONERS, HOLES, THE ITALIAN JOB, LIPSTICK, THE MARK OF ZORRO, MURDEROUS MAIDS, ONCE WERE WARRIORS, SILKWOOD, SLEEPING BEAUTY
- THE GOOD THIEF, THE DEVIL AND DANIEL WEBSTER, KNIFE IN THE WATER, BASIC, HEMO THE MAGNIFICENT, THE HARD WORD
- film soleil, CONFIDENCE, Fox Studio Classic's TITANIC, MGM Midnite Double Features THE VAMPIRE LOVERS and COUNTESS DRACULA; RUBY, SHOGUN
- THE CORE, EL MARIACHI, DESPERADO, CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
- THE OUTER LIMITS: THE ORIGINAL SERIES 2, NYPD BLUE: THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON, CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON, ALIAS: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
- ZATOICHI, THE TOMB OF LIGEIA, AN EVENING OF EDGAR ALLAN POE, RAW MEAT, THE RAVEN, THE COMEDY OF TERRORS, THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE, IRREVERSIBLE, THE HOWLING, FINAL DESTINATION 2, COVER GIRL, COUNTESS DRACULA, CLOWNHOUSE, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE
- WISEGUY: SEASON 1, CHICAGO, ALL THAT JAZZ, THE PORNOGRAPHERS, A VERY BRITISH COUP
- THE HUNTED, HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES and THIRST, DIE, DIE, MY DARLING, JUGGERNAUT, DAISY MILLER, TARGETS
- DEEP SPACE NINE: SEASON 4, THE RACHEL PAPERS, BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY, FOXES, THE FLAMINGO KID
- DAREDEVIL, MANHUNTER, SOLARIS, THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN, WHAT’S UP, TIGER LILY?, TIL HUMAN VOICES WAKE US
- HONEYMOON KILLERS, HIROSHIMA, MON AMOUR, ARARAT, UMBERTO D, NIGHT AND FOG, KINGPIN
- SHANGHAI KNIGHTS, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, ROAD GAMES, HORROR, HEAVEN
- PHONE BOOTH, HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS, IL POSTO, STRANGE BEHAVIOR, THE EXPERIMENT
- GANGS OF NEW YORK, THE TENANT, THE HOURS, FRIDA, PARTY GIRL, FUN WITH DICK AND JANE, FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER, THE REAL CANCUN
- PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE, POPEYE, BY STAN BRAKHAGE: AN ANTHOLOGY: THE CRITERION COLLECTION, BODIES, REST AND MOTION, WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY, BIKER BOYZ
- NARC, JUST MARRIED, WES CRAVEN PRESENTS DRACULA II: ASCENSION, TSUI HARK'S VAMPIRE HUNTERS, BREAKAWAY, PSYCH-OUT/THE TRIP: MGM MIDNITE MOVIES DOUBLE FEATURE
- EQUILIBRIUM, IS PARIS BURNING? EXPERIMENT IN TERROR, THE DESPERATE HOURS, MONTANA
- DIE ANOTHER DAY, LIVE WIRE and DETONATOR, ABOUT SCHMIDT, HALF MOON STREET, DEATH AND THE MAIDEN, BITTER MOON, THE ANIMATRIX, THE GURU
- 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, DANCES WITH WOLVES, THRONE OF BLOOD, FRASIER: SEASON ONE, JUBILEE, QUAI DES ORFEVRES
- MILLER'S CROSSING and BARTON FINK; STAR TREK: NEMESIS; DUEL AT DIABLO; ATTACK and FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX; BRUBAKER and THE HOT ROCK; MONDO BIZARRO/MONDO FREUDO; JACKIE CHAN'S PROJECT A, PART 2
- COMEDIAN, BELOW, SWIMFAN, COPENAHGEN, MOTORCYCLE GANG, ANGEL UNCHAINED, THE CYCLE SAVAGES
- CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, THE PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT, THE INCREDIBLE HULK RETURNS/THE TRIAL OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK, DREAM OPS, LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING: Fox Studio Classis No. 7, KING RAT, SECRETARY
- XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS: SEASON ONE, ZATOICHI AND THE CHEST OF GOLD, RIO LOBO, LITTLE BIG MAN, LE DE DRAME (BIZARRE, BIZARRE), THE WHITE SHEIK
- BLOODY SUNDAY, THE BELIEVER, THE CARPETBAGGERS, RIP IT OFF
- THE TRANSPORTER, A CHORUS LINE, ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS, JOURNEY TO THE SEVENTH PLANET/INVISIBLE INVADERS
- A Diatribe Special: A FOX in the Henhouse: Fox Studio Classics 1-6 -- ALL ABOUT EVE, GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT, HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY, AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, THE GHOST AND MRS. MUIR, SUNRISE
- HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS: SPECIAL EDITION
- WEST SIDE STORY: SPECIAL EDITION, STAR TREK: DS9, SEASON 2, WINTER KILLS and A PRIVATE FUNCTION
- STRAW DOGS, JACKASS: THE MOVIE, FLASHBACK, LEXX Season 4, Vol. 2, KILLING ME SOFTLY, SEX AND LUCIA, CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, Season 1 and WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
- Auto Focus, NYPD Blue: Season One, I Am Curious (Yellow/Blue), Personal Velocity, In a Lonely Place, Les Dames Du Bois De Boulogne, Abandon
- Assault on Precinct 13, The Lost Honor of Katharine Blum, I Spy, The House With Laughing Windows, Sol Goode, The Awful Truth
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Ring, Rules of Attraction, Road to Perdition, Half Past Dead, Bang the Drum Slowly
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Season I, Knockaround Guys, La Vallee, Cinema Paradiso: The New Version, The Killers `46
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Frontal, Living in Oblivion, The Four Feathers, Mr. Majestyk, M*A*S*H: The Third Season
- Swept Away, Preaching to the Perverted, Igby Goes Down, Thelma and Louise, Beauty and the Beast
- Formula 51, The Criminal, Roadhouse, Smiley's People
- Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, S1mone, Serving Sara, Piranha II
- Band of the Hand, Who Is Cletus Tout?
- Shampoo, The Harder They Fall
- Signs
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