Each week in GRAND DELUSIONS, we'll be taking a look at unsolicited letters that were sent
to various production companies, studios, and agents around Hollywood in the past few years. These are the ideas that slip
through the cracks of the development world. Flashes of cinematic genius that spark, only to fizzle, then fade away into
obscurity... Some are funny, some are scary, some are pitiful, some are incomprehensible - but they all share one quality:
they're REAL! Names and addresses have been removed in most cases to protect the innocent (and spare them the mockery
and ridicule... ). Join us now for a trip into the bizarre world of Hollywood wannabes!
We've got two more new letters for you in this week's GRAND DELUSIONS! Our first letter comes from someone a few of you might know: the big J.C. himself! I want to know what Craig Norris and Robert Chunihoff did to piss him off... One question, though: unless Steven Spielberg has secretly joined Jews For Jesus recently, wouldn't the Lord Jesus Christ be better served asking for money from, say, Denzel Washington or something?!
Our next letter is truly one that just slipped through the cracks. If I only could have seen this one in 1999! I mean, who wouldn't want to see Abraham Lincoln in the year 2000, laughing and loving his way through modern day slavery, with wacky hijinks ensuing?
In next week's GRAND DELUSIONS, we'll bring you 5 brief letters from a writer who is nothing if not prolific. Find out what a serial killer rapist, killer bees, and a baseball bat without the lumps have in common!
If you have any weird, wacky, or bizarre letters for GRAND DELUSIONS, please contact Jason Pritchett at
jsnpritchett@moviepoopshoot.com.
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