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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









CGC Hall of
Shame

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CGC Hall of Shame

By Terrence J. Brady

May 2003

The e-mail bag was a-hoppin' recently (no kids - it wasn’t delivered by the Easter Bunny). Seems as if last month's column left some confusion amongst fellow fandomities and I wanted to clear the air before introducing this month's Hall-of-Shamers.

Iron Fist #14

The commotion occurred when I mentioned how there was nothing different between 30-cent & 35-cent variant copies and that dealers created a fallacy that variant issues were somehow worth more. Indeed, while the story is exactly the same, these variant copies are harder to find and this has created a genuine interest by some collectors to seek out these evasive books. If such collectors are willing to shell out additional funds for said books, then these books would certainly fall into a higher price range as supply/demand determines pricing.

What I have a problem with is when sellers push variant issues over non-variants. For example, does one really need all 13 different covers for GEN13 #1? I understand that Marvel was testing the market when they made their 30-35 cent variants and that's fine. It’s nowadays that (some) companies create a multitude of bogus variant covers to generate additional revenue for the same product which, in turn, (some) sellers then exploit by creating a false sense of supply/demand and up their asking price. This is just plain and simple greed.

A concerned reader states: "...don't confuse price variants with the myriad 'manufactured collectibles' of today that feed off the variant misnomer, and give the word a bad name. I draw a big line between collectible, true comic book variants and the manufactured crapola that companies are pumping out today. The differences are quite clear...."

"Crapola?" Couldn’t have said it better myself. Of course, now, I’m sure to get all sorts of hate mail from folks who claim that they HAD TO HAVE all 13 variant copies of Gen13 #1. Sigh....

A COOL deal? NOT!

Okay - onto this month's inductees. With the new X-MEN film hitting theaters this month, I've decided to salute the X-world with a trio of X-treme CGC buys.

While Bobby Drake, a.k.a. "Iceman" (as well as a founding member of the X-Men - way back in 1963) had only a small role in the first film, ol' frost-breath gets significant more screen time in the sequel -- so I thought he would be as good a place as any to start.

To your immediate left (click image), is the first issue from the 1984 mini-series - featuring the ICEMAN. This 9.9 NM/ MINT copy snagged a cool $95 ... which doesn’t sound that bad - or does it?

Well, while many X comics of the early 80s are securing more and more green, the ICEMAN LIMITED SERIES has met with a fairly chilly response over the years. Going rate for all FOUR issues is under ten bucks - even low as five. (A recent eBay auction for the set in mint ended at $1). Thanks to Carin M. of Queens, NY for this cool deal.

The ULTIMATE waste of money

Next up is the real deal - if you fall into the belief that the ULTIMATE line introduced by Marvel a few years back is nothing but, well, "the ultimate."

What we have here is a failure to communicate ... [ahem] uhhh, that is ... CGC 9.6 NM+ ULTIMATE X-MEN #1 & #2. This pair of comics from 2001 featured Adam Kubert art and was just another way for Marvel to saturate the market with another series with "X" in the title. (Not to mention milking the word "ultimate" as early issues of ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN went through the roof.)

On the auction page, the seller provided would-be buyers with a nice "rationalization" on how CGC better serves the comic community because many NM/M graded comics out there are not so. I’m not going to argue that point, however, the question of "is it a 9.6 or a 9.8?" is splitting hairs -- ESPECIALLY when the book is - what - a whole 26 months old?! In my search for other ULTIMATE X books, I found one seller stating his lot as RARE! C’mon folks. These books are as rare (or scarce) in high grade (or low grade for that matter) as sand is on a beach.

Non-CGC graded copies for this pair still fetch cover price -- unless you try to sell your copy to a comic dealer. He’ll only chuckle as he offers up a nice shiny quarter for your "ultimate" book. So, how much does a pair of slabbed ULTIMATE X books go for these days? For you stranger (since ya got a nice face) I’ll let these two "rare" books go for a low-low-low $80! Thanks to "Big Joe" of Concord, NH for submitting this auction.

CGC spokesman?

And last but certainly not least....

Seems like everyone is talking about the ORIGIN mini-series nowadays but 20 years ago (has it been that long?) Frank Miller and Chris Claremont put out the definitive Wolverine mini-series.

The four-issue series, first published in September 1982, has maintained a healthy interest thanks to the continuing popularity of Marvel's greatest anti-hero. Wolverine was the first of the new X-Men to be spun off into his own book (this series), then an ongoing monthly series starting in 1988. While the complete mini-series averages $40 in NM, the first issue can still grab upwards of $20.

What we have here though is no near mint book. No, no. What we have is CGC perfection: WOLVERINE LIMITED #1 CGC 10.0 PERFECT MINT! The only 10.0 grade copy (of 1381 copies graded by the CGC) and perfection deserves its place in history -- as well as the CGC Hall of Shame. The cost of perfection? $3,550.00!

Ouch!

Sounds like a down payment for a new car or a two-week trip to Hawaii - not the price for a $20 comic book. Oh, I forgot - it's "perfect." Sorry, but this rings of Plato’s "The Allegory of the Cave." Let's not get fooled by shadows on the wall. In other words, if you're not up on your Greek philosophy (who is?), what is real and what we believe to be real may not be one in the same. I hope this 3-1/2 grand book does not become the benchmark for which future sales are based on. If it is, better start taking out that second mortgage on the house now, if you want to continue to fund your comic book habit. I want to thank Jeremy H. of Tampa, FL for first submitting this auction (plus several others who sent it in as well).

Well, I don’t know about you but I’m going out to catch that new X2 film. I’m sure it won’t disappoint. In the meantime, keep sending in those auctions (you guys are great, btw). To submit a comic for consideration in the CGC Hall of Shame, please follow these simple rules: (1) The comic must be Modern Age - 1980 to the present. (2) The comic must be from an on-line auction house; like eBay. (3) The comic must be CGC graded and fetch a minimum winning bid of 10X Overstreet Guide. When submitting, please include your first name and last initial plus your city/state (or city/country if applicable).

See ya next month....

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