SModcast 96
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 96: Take Off That Little Hat and Be Killed! -
In which our heroes turn to the audience for guidance.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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October 26th, 2009 at 6:39 am
thank smod
October 26th, 2009 at 6:40 am
yeah!
October 26th, 2009 at 6:53 am
A great way to start my one day off work this week! Hooray for SMod!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:03 am
This totally made my sickday.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Success!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:26 am
monday’s shouldn’t be funny. but they always are. thank you!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Unexpected, and awesome.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Can i stay home from work and listen? YAY SMOD!
October 26th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Perfect way to start my monday!
October 26th, 2009 at 8:38 am
2 dicks like a weird monster! LOL!
October 26th, 2009 at 9:03 am
YESSS, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the new SMODcast.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:24 am
YAY!!!!
Looking forward to listening to the Smod today!
~Dan
http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/
October 26th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Scott’s Russian Roommate character is even better than English Rock Dude, Paris Hilton, Angry Canadian and all the others!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 10:22 am
New SModcast! Fuck yeah!
October 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
smoding at school
October 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Thank SMOD!!
October 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
YARRRRRRRRR!
October 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Thank you!! (ken, mosier, kev)
October 26th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Love me some SModcast but shouldn’t be changed from weekly podcast to occasionally weekly ? I know Kevin and Scott got to work and I got to respect that but who are we kidding with this weekly stuff ?
October 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
cant fucking wait have been waiting for this thanks guys.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Really wasn’t expecting new SMod for a while, so thanks for the pleasant surprise and keep up the good work guys.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
A Mosier Johnson cast in Kevs absence would rock
October 26th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Excellent episode. I love when you guys are in your element (I.E Kevin is high in his house and mosier is getting a contact buzz) You 2 make me laugh nonstop and forget about my problems. Thank you guys!
PS: Kevin, last Saturday night must have been silent bob night, because i saw 2 of your movies on network TV at the same time! WEIRD?!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Look at this!!! New SModcast is here and all the bandwagon people arent talking about Adam Corolla. Weird!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Wondering if Kev and Scott can hit 100 SMods before years end. Or even a 2 year anniversary 104th show would be better.
And more Bryan and Malcolm please. I love those guys.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
best thing about smodcast is that I light up right before it begins, so chances are good I can listen to it more than once and not remember how funny it was the first time around!!
New followers always welcome:
http://www.twitter.com/brianl1107
October 27th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Mussels are steamed.. Bring some Mussels, wine, shallot, and butter to a boil, cover, turn off the heat wait 7 minutes. Those delicious bastards open up like “Moves after 1 beer”.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:54 am
I can’t imagine what life was like before SModcast! Now work goes by a lot quicker.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:19 am
Fantastic Smod, guys.
Really appreciate it.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
YEAH!! Corky getting his fuck on,is a tv moment i still clearly remember.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
WOOHOO! And thanks for the Q&A in the UK the other week. You’s a funny guy Mr Smith!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Wow that rocked dudes! What was that song?
October 27th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Nice! A new SMod, AND it kicks off with a bit’o'JoCo. Excellent choice, Mr. Plume.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
If you’re looking for the song that opens Smodcast 96 it’s “Blue Sunny Day” by Jonathan Coulton. http://bit.ly/3Rfi09
October 27th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
whats the song at the beginning ?
October 27th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Have to agree - you really need to add Scott’s “Russian Roommate” character onto the Voice-Characterizations-Scott-Totally-Just-Made-Up-On-The-Spot-And-Were-Awesome list. I came into Smod because I’m a Smith fan, but Smodcast has made me a big Mosier fan. Great smod guys!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Great SModcast guys.
Mos asks if you get an asshole transplant. The surgery is available now. Glenn Beck had it done… but the asshole rejected him…
October 28th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
LOL! GREAT SMod guys. Glad to hear some more Forgeticus’s! Lots of really funny stuff.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
If I had Diphallia, I’d name one Tracy Morgan and the other Bruce Willis
October 29th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Hilarious episode this week! I couldn’t stop laughing when Kev and Mosier were talking about Marv discovering the sun. The sound he made was so damn funny, I’m laughing just thinking about it. And even though Kevin doesn’t read these comments, I wanted to post this YouTube video of bears playing ice hockey. Depressing, in my opinion, but still worth a watch. I’m not sure if anyone posted it yet, but whatever. Hopefully it’ll make its way to Kevin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah3nMStXV4
October 30th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Why so long to show up on itunes? Still not up there.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Oh dear Kevin.
Pulling Mussels (from the shell) is about a typical summer holiday at the seaside. There is virtually no innuendo in the lyrics except in your filthy mind.
Anyway, how come you didn’t come round for a coffee when you were done signing books at Forbidden Planet? I live less than 1 min walk away. Next time maybe?
November 1st, 2009 at 4:47 am
WHO’S GOALIE? OH NO BEAR IS GOALIE!
November 1st, 2009 at 11:04 am
SMODCAST!!!!!! the best podcast on the web anywhere.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Bear Hockey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIvKD747GI
November 1st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Thanks a lot!
November 1st, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Halloween smod? yes ? no? maybe?
November 1st, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Dare I hope for a new Smod this week??
*crosses fingers* >.<
November 1st, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Go and see the interview with kevin smith on the kevin pollack chat show at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L-2VNaqg9M
I really enjoyed it and only 676 people have seen it.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I’d see another smodcast with Walt, it’s been a while.
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 am
Ok, I have a long (12+ hour) drive coming up what are your top 10 smods I should listen to during the drive?
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:38 am
Listening to smod 96 for the third time, hoping by the time I’m done with it 97 will be up and out.
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 am
No new smod tonight- ken plume’s twitter
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 am
Listening to #37… Why do dolphins protect people from sharks? a) They like people. b) They like fucking with sharks. c) They’re like “fuck off, we’re gonna eat him.”
lol… can’t wait for the next SMod…
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
top ten, in chronological order…
#13 - Fleamarket
#14 - Malcom and Canada’s PM
#37 - Dolphins
#40 - Fat cock
#50 - Walt’s monkey story
#60 - Clones
#61 - Bridge beach!
#74 - Glassass.com
#84 - Mrs X, girl X’s mom
#85 - Sidechair
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:22 am
Smodcast 23, 24, and 28 are three of my all-time favorites. Smodcast REALLY hit its stride during this era. There are some other favorites, but those are three of the ones I’ve listened to the most.
NO NEW SMOD TONIGHT?!!? ***SAD FACE*** ***SINGLE TEAR***
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 am
I’ve been playing several smods, and some of my faves, when SM’s away, are with Malcolm. He’s highly opinionated, goofy, honest, and very funny. His sexuality, although its an issue for some, I feel only adds more to his appeal. Go Malcolm!
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I know why Kevin Smith accidentally quoted Lethal Weapon 2’s villain when trying to use a Russian accent. It’s because that actor, Joss Ackland, used one himself in The Hunt For Red October. That’s right, he played the Soviet ambassador.
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I love in talking Cure Pt.2 when they’re talkng about “watch my dumbass fuck” where theyre like “well i think we should let the boys do what they want dont yoouuu” and hes like “i quit!” and the guys like “YOUR FIRED, BILL!!” hahaha makes me chuckle just thinking of it.
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Kevin may think his fictitious description of the Russian crowd killing the bear was out of the realm of possibility. But check out the sad tale of Mary the Elephant — hung by the townspeople of Kingsport, TN by way of an industrial railroad crane.
Photo and description here –> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_%28elephant%29
November 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Anyone know which SMod has Kev asking Mos if he’s let Alex record him doing a porno with crazy sound effects if he was going to die?
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Alan’s list is good. I’d add the one where they explain how walt would buy action figures for re sale and Brian seducing his girlfriend’s mom.
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I would also add Forgeticus and The Christmas Stranger Gnomes from Smod Bless Us, Everyone. Oh and is there any word on a “Seeing Stars With Malcolm Ingram” Podcast/Radioshow?
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Mark- That’s #50 and #84… They made the list
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:42 am
Mark,
I think that one was on Alan’s list:
“Mrs X, girl X’s mom”
Classic.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
Those two are both already on the list, number 50 and number 84. I’d put up those two, plus:
#15 Helen Keller!
#29 Harry Scotter
#35 Bryan’s depression, Walt’s reluctance to accept it
#45 Kev and Mos on a desert island
#60 Walt and his clone
#61 Bryan seduces the mentally sub-normal
#80 Scott gets a vasectomy
#92 Malcolm burns down the Playboy trailer
Anyone know which one has Kev asking Mos if he’d let Alex film them having sex, then adding humiliating sound effects and commentary, if he was going to die?
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
“Anyone know which one has Kev asking Mos if he’d let Alex film them having sex, then adding humiliating sound effects and commentary, if he was going to die?”
SMorpheus…scott stood around in calcutta and had a ghost ass. one of my favorites.
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:40 pm
just wanted to say thanks, you get me through L.A. traffic without killing someone. keep doin the Lords work -Ryan
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
anyone else notice that the smodcasts with walt on them are all over these lists that you guys are making. (which i love)
sounds like we need a new podcast with walt. WHOS WITH ME?
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
i would like to add #56. Im gonna throw a haymaker. Do you know what a haymaker is?? Laugh every time….
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
awesome. takes long tho
November 4th, 2009 at 3:20 am
The Mosier being filmed having sex with commentary one was Smodcast #39: Of Berries and Twigs
November 4th, 2009 at 4:21 am
I’d have to throw smod 52: the (c)rapture on that list. That’s the one where they make up that movie about Jesus coming back to judge everyone and Scott has to stop him. Every day I pray that Kev will actually make Holy Christ! into a real movie hahaha
November 4th, 2009 at 7:38 am
I like the one where Kev and Walt talk about the process Walt would go through to get certain figures for the store, returning shit to toy stores, etc.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Great episodes listed - I second Phill B’s suggestion about the (c)rapture belonging on the list. When I’m introducing anyone to Smod, it’s one of the first ones I have them listen to. So classic!
November 4th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Yeah, the (c)Rapture is definitely one of the all-time best SMods. The entire concept is so over-the-top and ridiculous. Scott merging with Satan, who’s proficient in old-timey boxing. The UN making sacrifices to the Devil. Kevin with his tiny bat-wings annoying Jesus with his piano. It’s so good.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:18 am
thanks for the heads up guys, guess I need to check out 50 and 84 again. love those games with the action figures, and the fact that he was know at the corporate level.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Hmm…is this the 1st smodcast where they go into a skit and Kevin doesn’t have to tell Scott what to do for the English hooker routine?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:29 am
I think ***SMODCAST 62** is a favorite of many.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:02 am
@larrybear-e - No doubt! More Walt!!! Flanagan FTW!!!!
Also, Walt’s story about the Zoo is on #34, not #50… #50 is Walt’s crime syndicate
November 5th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Whats the one with Walt ok with having a clone
November 5th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Hi Mr. Smith and gang,
This is my first time leaving a comment, but I have been listening to your Smodcasts since number 1. Let me start by saying that I am a huge fan of Kevin Smith’s and grew up in New Jersey as well, so alot of his stories feel a bit like my own life, Chasing Amy being a prime example of that.
I also enjoy the stream of conscious conversation between Kevin, Scott and the viewaskew gang. I am an illustrator and listen to the Smodcasts as I work, as it is entertaining as hell and often makes me pause to look up some of the references or websites mentioned in the ‘cast. I haven’t checked out the anal jar breaker or horse fucker yet but you never know.
Because I started listening to the Smodcasts only recently, I have been going thru the archives and have not caught up to the most current one. I just finished 75 with Kevin and Malcolm, where the two of you talk about the Oscar nominations. I am getting a sense that the two of you guys are like David and Maddie, from Moonlighting, having that palpable tension, where both of you like to take pot shots at each other, but deep down you have a strong love for one another. I know its just platonic, but thats what it feels like.
Anyway, I think all of you guys are awesome and can’t wait to catch up to the current Smodcasts.
Cheers,
Keith
November 5th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Walt having a clone is number 60. I think my all time favourite is probably number 56, where Mosier keeps getting screwed over by the Make-a-Wish Foundation and Kevin raises the devil.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
For all those who kept talking about how Kev Smith and Adam Carolla should do something together, they already did. Loveline 05/14/01.
http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/loveline/index.html
or
http://loveline-archive.info/loveline/2001/
November 7th, 2009 at 3:58 am
Whats the smod where Mossier is pretending to be some guy from an English band I can’t recall right now??? I know thats vague but hopefully someone remember’s what i’m talking about.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:11 am
This episode was fuckin hilarious. Especially the loud monkey sounds when talking about discovering the sun.
November 7th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
To Cam, I think you’re referring to the first half of Smod 62 - “The Human Quilt”, where Scott is pretending to be Lou Gramm from Foreigner (or “Mick”, as Kevin continuously refers to him). That’s another really awesome Smod, definitely in the top 10.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Anyone hear when the next smod will be released? By the way it’s hard to pick a favorite smod when i like something from them all.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
#57 terrorist pizza
if this one doesn’t make the list the terrorists win.
November 8th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
seriously. terrorist pizza for the win.
November 8th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Any indicators on smod this week!? oh please please
November 9th, 2009 at 6:58 am
Kevin Smith is the best.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
when do we get a new show?
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
NEW SHOW?
November 25th, 2009 at 11:11 am
I found a clip of bears playing hockey, and the craziest thing is they actually seem to know what their doing. This clip blew my fucking mind.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3f5_1259002434
December 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Are Kevin and Scott alive?
No new shows in some time I think the wives got sick and tired of the smodshit and ripped the boys into pieces.
If that’s the case, can I have some kevin-Scott flank steaks?
December 12th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Good listens, sirs.