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SModcast 95

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 95: RB 07701 -

In which our heroes do it in front of others.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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91 Responses to “SModcast 95”

  1. Mike Says:

    YESSS!!!!

  2. Dan Says:

    Fuck yeah Live SMod!

  3. ALEX Says:

    Wooo!! new *LIVE* SMod!!

  4. Gillian Says:

    yay! thanks plume, hope your mums alright.

  5. steve-o! Says:

    just in the nick of time!

  6. Nick W Says:

    Yes new smod. i love these guys in a non gay way

  7. greg Says:

    I hope its louder than the last live one!

    Thanks Ken, Kevin, and Scott! =]

  8. paul Says:

    woohoo!! listening to new smod makes doing the monthly accounts much more interesting

  9. Jason Says:

    Woooo!! New SMOD!!! Yea.. monday sucks just a little less now

  10. JAMIE Says:

    Michelle loves Italian chandilers!

  11. Alex S. Says:

    New podcast just as I’m leaving for 2 weeks in the army, thanks you good sirs

  12. Alan Says:

    noice…

  13. Michelle Says:

    Jamie = queen of the cincinati bowtie

  14. Mark Says:

    3 more to go until the big 99!

  15. Boo Says:

    yeah dude!

  16. GC Says:

    Its been awhile since we’ve got our smod on.

  17. Roboto Says:

    Weep wop new smod!

  18. Rob Says:

    I was almost crying by the end of this. Absolutely brilliant.

  19. seamus is a girls name Says:

    chee-aws.

  20. Travis Says:

    This was one of the best smods ever. I love Mosier, and I sincerely hopes he realizes how amazing he is. That sounded a little gay, but I don’t care, he deserves my inner-gayness.

  21. Jarman Says:

    I LIKE!

  22. Green Machine Says:

    FINALLY!
    Let there be SMod :D

  23. David Alder Says:

    Hey Kevin,

    When are you going to do a podcast with Adam Carolla?

  24. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    fuck adam corolla

  25. fuckable fanny Says:

    I think a Smith & Carolla podcast would be pretty fucking awesom

  26. pimpjuice 420 Says:

    Carolla has interviewd kevin before and he says kevin wears his shants well

  27. adam styles Says:

    do you think they can get to #104 (2 years worth) before 2010?

  28. Vlad Says:

    Ohhhghhh, god.. finally…

  29. bethany Says:

    dear kev
    just want to say that i will be there this saturday at the london O2 and i cant wait to see you in person.
    im bringing a gift with me wich i hope you will like and except as it took me a while to do and it is a massive thank you for comming back over here to the UK!
    yours
    bethany annabell nicholass

  30. Kassad Says:

    So funny I peed just a little bit

  31. Troy Says:

    Saw this live. This almost does it justice. Thank’s guys!!

  32. panos Says:

    never heard of adam carolla, and frankly dont want to. smodcast is kevin and his friends and thats it!

    loved this one so far, will listen to the rest during work tomorrow! always good with an audience, slightly different feel and they’re a bit more ‘on’ as well. great stuff. and mosier is so damn funny!

  33. rometen Says:

    oh i was going to watch some free movies online but since its a new SMOD it most certainly takes priority. as far as a corrola and kevin mega cast. i dont think it would be good. corrola is to much of an asshole. it would seem like a interview instead of just shooting the shit. now i press play.

  34. Matt Says:

    Hilarious! =D i love the Hero? reading.

  35. MilesElrich Says:

    Just wanted to say that this was hilarious. Mos was switched on thanks to the crowd and you guys seriously need to do some kind of reading or show or something where you do reverse roles of the SMod book. Seriously. NOW. Great great great show guys.

  36. Aykan Says:

    The Tommy Lee Jones impressions were fierce, Kevin’s really good at impersonating people I think. I can’t believe inappropriate Polanski jokes didn’t come up once during the talk over the Coal Miners Daughter!

  37. Peter J Says:

    This live Smod was a hot mess. Tranny!!

  38. AJ Says:

    SMod Bless You!

  39. Ace Says:

    that reverse reading was amazing! It’s funny hearing Kev get all monotone to be like Scott and Scott trying to sound more excited like Kev XD

  40. tonym Says:

    never laughed this hard, smodcastrelated, when kev said that people asked if there was going to be an audiobook.

  41. Patrick B. Says:

    I was fortunate enough to be there also, as well as the book signing afterward. The guys couldn’t have been nicer or more accomodating. Viva la Smod!

  42. Waiakea Says:

    Quite possibly, the GREATEST LINE IN SMODCAST HISTORY”:

    “We did it like they do it in Tibet…with wisdom and honor.”

    I was rolling!!! Insane LOL Moment.

  43. rometen Says:

    that reverse reading of hero? had me rolling. i was listening to this with my headphones on and couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud and freaking out the people around me. well worth it.

  44. Nitzan Says:

    Turns out Kevin and Scott were on the right track with sperm consumption (Smod 43). While it wasn’t shown to help with weight loss, it does supposedly help with anti-aging:
    http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2009-10-06/17001/Sperm_substance_find_may_be_breakthrough_for_Alzheimer%27s_treatment

  45. Bike Says:

    Adam Carolla and Kev in the same podcast: Worlds would collide. Kev: Let’s do.

  46. Genny Says:

    People at work must think I’m totally nuts to wind up laughing out of the blue over and over! My workplace is quiet and drab. So… I’m thinking it’s better for me to have something entertaining to listen to than silence because if I didn’t have smodcast.. I would be nuts!!

  47. chachiincharge Says:

    Fortunate enough to have actually attended the event. Its brilliant stuff but one segment was cut out. And its the one segment I shouted out at them and they than went on about it. It dealt with Mackenzie Philips. Fantastic stuff. Guess my Smod debut will come later. May have been cut for running time sake. Either way Great Smod.

  48. Roob Says:

    I downloaded, I listened, I peed a little.

  49. DocDan Says:

    Holy SHit!!! tha Muslima thing was real!!!!

  50. Ben from Canada Says:

    1) This Smodcast rocked balls. Easily the best Smodcast in months. I must have listened to it 5 times by now!

    2) All this Adam Carolla business does nothing for me. I started listening to Smodcast not because of a love of podcasts, but because I’m deeply interested in Kevin’s work and what he does. I could care less about Adam Carolla, regardless of how good his podcast may be.

    Long live the Smod!

  51. Gumpy Says:

    Why the fuck do all these people talk about Adam Corolla on this site? Seems like a verbal bitch slap to Kev and Mos. Shut the fuck up about Adam Corolla and get off his nuts!!! Holy shit! SModcast not Corollacast! Ignorant pricks!!!

  52. Ian Says:

    First off, Smod rules. Its the best around…..noone’s gonna ever take them down!!!! But Carolla’s cast is great too. Its also nice that Carolla does a daily cast…one for every day of the week. Not just one cast a week (or longer). But 1 cast a week isn’t enough to tide some of us over. There are a billion podcasts out there and while smod is the best, some of us need 4 or 5 to get us through the day. Smod, BS Report, and Carolla are the cream of the crop.

  53. justin Says:

    Hey I get the Smod loyalty.. I started listening around ep 10, and got used to listening.. so I sought out some more casts.. and now I listen to about 1 a day, if not more.

    There’s a LOT of crap out there - and Smod is my fave, no doubt… but I’m just now getting into the Carolla stuff (really just DLing the Andy Dick and Dr. Drew ones.. its like old school Loveline) - and then the Suckcast (www.suckcast.com), which is the closest to Smod I’ve found.. and then a smattering of the simply syndicated guys and Jay and jack (www.jayandjack.com) for my Lost fix..

    still cant find a good SW cast, if anyone has suggestions…

  54. Tony Says:

    And the first ever Nobel Prize awarded for Podcasts that make this shitty world a better place goes to…. SModcasts !!

  55. MARXMITH Says:

    Approaching 100 at a snail’s pace .

  56. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    hate to split hairs here, but if there were actually a nobel prize for podcasting, it seems like Ricky Gervais would be the winner.
    Just saying.

  57. Patte Says:

    i know its quite optimistic but….is there a new smod today?^^

  58. G_Swerve Says:

    Today (Canadian Thanksgiving) I am giving thanks for Smodcast. I never laugh harder than the time i spend listening to SMods. Thank you for the hours of free entertainment.

  59. Adam Says:

    Man that 6 months really went by fast.

  60. GoatFaceKillah Says:

    He’s on tour, don’t expect anything new for awhile peep’s.

  61. Andrew_Tails Says:

    Kevin tells it how it is. An hour sixteen. Fat kids meeting the parents , “fuck her with the laughter”. I know the pain. And SMod makes it ok.

  62. W0lfman1780 Says:

    hey guys love u doing this. i just found out about smodcast over laborday weekend, and just got the time to download it on my ipod. i listen to u guys at work and have even suggested u to all my coworkers. listening to you two nakes the long 10 hour days at work fly by. well just wanted to let u guys know and keep up the good work.

  63. Eddy Z Says:

    Which SModcast does the hero? part come from?

  64. BishopBee Says:

    Hero? is from one of the talking cures I think the 2nd.

  65. Alex Says:

    Yeah, “Hero?” is from SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2. Specifically the last 20 minutes, I think.

  66. shoefly808 Says:

    Saw Kevin last night in Seattle. It was hilarious! Great show as usual. I’m sure there will no new Smodcast again this week.

  67. fuckable fanny Says:

    no smod this week, next week though!

  68. Ben Higginbotham Says:

    its was great live smod need new smod

  69. Mark Says:

    Hey any one notice its been a year since the talking cure! Z&M, the movie that jaded Kevin, came out a year ago. I don’t think he will ever be the same but still Fing funny! 2 more till 99! Will the great one inspire a great smod?

  70. Shane Says:

    so this year they’ve averaged one SMod every 2 weeks..

  71. Shayne Says:

    Anyone know why they end it so abruptly after the audiobook scene is over? Also, I’m sure I’m not the only one who would pay for a reverse-role audiobook version of each SMod. Even if they kept their own roles, it’d be great. Wow…just imagine Kevin being Malcolm for a whole show…

  72. apearim Says:

    nah, talking cure was posted december, so we’ve got two months left

  73. Smodfan47 Says:

    Um … I’m in favor of more reverse-role smod readings, and I’m not trying to be a dick here, Shayne, but don’t we already HAVE audio versions of Smodcast where they keep their own roles?

  74. Fernando Says:

    at least i am getting my kev fix since hes been a guest host this last week on KROQ’s kevin and bean show.

  75. Louie Says:

    Saw kevin at Benaroya hall last saturday in seattle, Fucking brilliant show

  76. Rico Says:

    I only listen to two podcasts and i love that he is on both right now :D He is rocking on Kevin and Bean!

  77. Nogg Says:

    WOW i don’t know if its just me, but I’ve listened to all 95 Smods so far and I had no idea about Kevin & Bean. Why don’t you plug your other show on smod??

  78. Nogg Says:

    never mind, after 15 min. of no Kevin i lost interest.

  79. K4N1V3R Says:

    Whens a new smod coming out, i’m smad…*crys a little*

  80. mamoulian Says:

    THE NEW SMod will be up TOMORROW, about 24 hours remaining.

  81. Patte Says:

    according to kevs twitter post a couple of days ago…maybe yesterday..it should be up today…^^

  82. Bowman941 Says:

    I need smod!!!!!!!!!

  83. the poopsmith Says:

    I NEEDDDDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTT! GIVE IT TO ME!

  84. bigdavesherman Says:

    Fuck!! Oh well, there is always masturbation. Almost as fun.

  85. Alex Says:

    Poopsmith, you’re not supposed to talk. Well, I suppose you can type.

    Hoping for tomorrow morning on the SModcast perhaps…

  86. Jon Doe Says:

    If there’s never going to be another “Evening With” DVD maybe Smith should start posting live recordings of his stand-up shows. That would be pretty cool.

  87. The not so silent Bob Says:

    My faith in the people of this board is shattered yet again. It is 24 hours later no smod. Let Smodfast three continue!

  88. Sammy Says:

    It’s coming tomorrow.

    -
    Via @JohnIsello “its officially monday and no smod-cast. what gives?” Sorry, we need another day. New SModcast up tomorrow night for sure.
    -

  89. meltz911 Says:

    SIR,
    Wrong, it’s not that they couldn’t afford sugar, it was her first time baking a pie and she accidentally used salt. Watch it again, if I’m wrong I owe you a joint.

  90. tonym Says:

    i was zapping through channels late at night and then stopped dead when i saw coal miner’s daughter on tv. it was the scene at the radio station. and i couldn’t see the rest without hearing kevin riff’s in my head. he ruined the film for me forever

  91. Steve-Dave Says:

    Boring SMod Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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