SModcast 95

SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 95: RB 07701 -
In which our heroes do it in front of others.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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October 4th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
YESSS!!!!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Fuck yeah Live SMod!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Wooo!! new *LIVE* SMod!!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
yay! thanks plume, hope your mums alright.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
just in the nick of time!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Yes new smod. i love these guys in a non gay way
October 4th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I hope its louder than the last live one!
Thanks Ken, Kevin, and Scott! =]
October 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
woohoo!! listening to new smod makes doing the monthly accounts much more interesting
October 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Woooo!! New SMOD!!! Yea.. monday sucks just a little less now
October 5th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Michelle loves Italian chandilers!
October 5th, 2009 at 12:06 am
New podcast just as I’m leaving for 2 weeks in the army, thanks you good sirs
October 5th, 2009 at 12:12 am
noice…
October 5th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Jamie = queen of the cincinati bowtie
October 5th, 2009 at 12:30 am
3 more to go until the big 99!
October 5th, 2009 at 12:51 am
yeah dude!
October 5th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Its been awhile since we’ve got our smod on.
October 5th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Weep wop new smod!
October 5th, 2009 at 3:19 am
I was almost crying by the end of this. Absolutely brilliant.
October 5th, 2009 at 3:43 am
chee-aws.
October 5th, 2009 at 5:22 am
This was one of the best smods ever. I love Mosier, and I sincerely hopes he realizes how amazing he is. That sounded a little gay, but I don’t care, he deserves my inner-gayness.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I LIKE!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:28 am
FINALLY!
Let there be SMod
October 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Hey Kevin,
When are you going to do a podcast with Adam Carolla?
October 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
fuck adam corolla
October 5th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I think a Smith & Carolla podcast would be pretty fucking awesom
October 5th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Carolla has interviewd kevin before and he says kevin wears his shants well
October 5th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
do you think they can get to #104 (2 years worth) before 2010?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Ohhhghhh, god.. finally…
October 5th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
dear kev
just want to say that i will be there this saturday at the london O2 and i cant wait to see you in person.
im bringing a gift with me wich i hope you will like and except as it took me a while to do and it is a massive thank you for comming back over here to the UK!
yours
bethany annabell nicholass
October 5th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
So funny I peed just a little bit
October 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Saw this live. This almost does it justice. Thank’s guys!!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
never heard of adam carolla, and frankly dont want to. smodcast is kevin and his friends and thats it!
loved this one so far, will listen to the rest during work tomorrow! always good with an audience, slightly different feel and they’re a bit more ‘on’ as well. great stuff. and mosier is so damn funny!
October 6th, 2009 at 2:20 am
oh i was going to watch some free movies online but since its a new SMOD it most certainly takes priority. as far as a corrola and kevin mega cast. i dont think it would be good. corrola is to much of an asshole. it would seem like a interview instead of just shooting the shit. now i press play.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Hilarious! =D i love the Hero? reading.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Just wanted to say that this was hilarious. Mos was switched on thanks to the crowd and you guys seriously need to do some kind of reading or show or something where you do reverse roles of the SMod book. Seriously. NOW. Great great great show guys.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:24 am
The Tommy Lee Jones impressions were fierce, Kevin’s really good at impersonating people I think. I can’t believe inappropriate Polanski jokes didn’t come up once during the talk over the Coal Miners Daughter!
October 7th, 2009 at 5:18 am
This live Smod was a hot mess. Tranny!!
October 7th, 2009 at 6:00 am
SMod Bless You!
October 7th, 2009 at 7:41 am
that reverse reading was amazing! It’s funny hearing Kev get all monotone to be like Scott and Scott trying to sound more excited like Kev XD
October 7th, 2009 at 10:43 am
never laughed this hard, smodcastrelated, when kev said that people asked if there was going to be an audiobook.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I was fortunate enough to be there also, as well as the book signing afterward. The guys couldn’t have been nicer or more accomodating. Viva la Smod!
October 7th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Quite possibly, the GREATEST LINE IN SMODCAST HISTORY”:
“We did it like they do it in Tibet…with wisdom and honor.”
I was rolling!!! Insane LOL Moment.
October 8th, 2009 at 12:26 am
that reverse reading of hero? had me rolling. i was listening to this with my headphones on and couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud and freaking out the people around me. well worth it.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Turns out Kevin and Scott were on the right track with sperm consumption (Smod 43). While it wasn’t shown to help with weight loss, it does supposedly help with anti-aging:
http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2009-10-06/17001/Sperm_substance_find_may_be_breakthrough_for_Alzheimer%27s_treatment
October 8th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Adam Carolla and Kev in the same podcast: Worlds would collide. Kev: Let’s do.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
People at work must think I’m totally nuts to wind up laughing out of the blue over and over! My workplace is quiet and drab. So… I’m thinking it’s better for me to have something entertaining to listen to than silence because if I didn’t have smodcast.. I would be nuts!!
October 8th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Fortunate enough to have actually attended the event. Its brilliant stuff but one segment was cut out. And its the one segment I shouted out at them and they than went on about it. It dealt with Mackenzie Philips. Fantastic stuff. Guess my Smod debut will come later. May have been cut for running time sake. Either way Great Smod.
October 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I downloaded, I listened, I peed a little.
October 9th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Holy SHit!!! tha Muslima thing was real!!!!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
1) This Smodcast rocked balls. Easily the best Smodcast in months. I must have listened to it 5 times by now!
2) All this Adam Carolla business does nothing for me. I started listening to Smodcast not because of a love of podcasts, but because I’m deeply interested in Kevin’s work and what he does. I could care less about Adam Carolla, regardless of how good his podcast may be.
Long live the Smod!
October 10th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Why the fuck do all these people talk about Adam Corolla on this site? Seems like a verbal bitch slap to Kev and Mos. Shut the fuck up about Adam Corolla and get off his nuts!!! Holy shit! SModcast not Corollacast! Ignorant pricks!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
First off, Smod rules. Its the best around…..noone’s gonna ever take them down!!!! But Carolla’s cast is great too. Its also nice that Carolla does a daily cast…one for every day of the week. Not just one cast a week (or longer). But 1 cast a week isn’t enough to tide some of us over. There are a billion podcasts out there and while smod is the best, some of us need 4 or 5 to get us through the day. Smod, BS Report, and Carolla are the cream of the crop.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Hey I get the Smod loyalty.. I started listening around ep 10, and got used to listening.. so I sought out some more casts.. and now I listen to about 1 a day, if not more.
There’s a LOT of crap out there - and Smod is my fave, no doubt… but I’m just now getting into the Carolla stuff (really just DLing the Andy Dick and Dr. Drew ones.. its like old school Loveline) - and then the Suckcast (www.suckcast.com), which is the closest to Smod I’ve found.. and then a smattering of the simply syndicated guys and Jay and jack (www.jayandjack.com) for my Lost fix..
still cant find a good SW cast, if anyone has suggestions…
October 12th, 2009 at 7:48 am
And the first ever Nobel Prize awarded for Podcasts that make this shitty world a better place goes to…. SModcasts !!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Approaching 100 at a snail’s pace .
October 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
hate to split hairs here, but if there were actually a nobel prize for podcasting, it seems like Ricky Gervais would be the winner.
Just saying.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
i know its quite optimistic but….is there a new smod today?^^
October 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Today (Canadian Thanksgiving) I am giving thanks for Smodcast. I never laugh harder than the time i spend listening to SMods. Thank you for the hours of free entertainment.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Man that 6 months really went by fast.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am
He’s on tour, don’t expect anything new for awhile peep’s.
October 14th, 2009 at 1:05 am
Kevin tells it how it is. An hour sixteen. Fat kids meeting the parents , “fuck her with the laughter”. I know the pain. And SMod makes it ok.
October 14th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
hey guys love u doing this. i just found out about smodcast over laborday weekend, and just got the time to download it on my ipod. i listen to u guys at work and have even suggested u to all my coworkers. listening to you two nakes the long 10 hour days at work fly by. well just wanted to let u guys know and keep up the good work.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:51 am
Which SModcast does the hero? part come from?
October 15th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Hero? is from one of the talking cures I think the 2nd.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:29 am
Yeah, “Hero?” is from SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2. Specifically the last 20 minutes, I think.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Saw Kevin last night in Seattle. It was hilarious! Great show as usual. I’m sure there will no new Smodcast again this week.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
no smod this week, next week though!
October 19th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
its was great live smod need new smod
October 21st, 2009 at 12:04 am
Hey any one notice its been a year since the talking cure! Z&M, the movie that jaded Kevin, came out a year ago. I don’t think he will ever be the same but still Fing funny! 2 more till 99! Will the great one inspire a great smod?
October 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
so this year they’ve averaged one SMod every 2 weeks..
October 21st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Anyone know why they end it so abruptly after the audiobook scene is over? Also, I’m sure I’m not the only one who would pay for a reverse-role audiobook version of each SMod. Even if they kept their own roles, it’d be great. Wow…just imagine Kevin being Malcolm for a whole show…
October 21st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
nah, talking cure was posted december, so we’ve got two months left
October 21st, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Um … I’m in favor of more reverse-role smod readings, and I’m not trying to be a dick here, Shayne, but don’t we already HAVE audio versions of Smodcast where they keep their own roles?
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
at least i am getting my kev fix since hes been a guest host this last week on KROQ’s kevin and bean show.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 am
Saw kevin at Benaroya hall last saturday in seattle, Fucking brilliant show
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 am
I only listen to two podcasts and i love that he is on both right now
He is rocking on Kevin and Bean!
October 24th, 2009 at 4:28 am
WOW i don’t know if its just me, but I’ve listened to all 95 Smods so far and I had no idea about Kevin & Bean. Why don’t you plug your other show on smod??
October 24th, 2009 at 4:41 am
never mind, after 15 min. of no Kevin i lost interest.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Whens a new smod coming out, i’m smad…*crys a little*
October 25th, 2009 at 6:42 am
THE NEW SMod will be up TOMORROW, about 24 hours remaining.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:18 am
according to kevs twitter post a couple of days ago…maybe yesterday..it should be up today…^^
October 26th, 2009 at 12:04 am
I need smod!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 2:47 am
I NEEDDDDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTT! GIVE IT TO ME!
October 26th, 2009 at 2:57 am
Fuck!! Oh well, there is always masturbation. Almost as fun.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:07 am
Poopsmith, you’re not supposed to talk. Well, I suppose you can type.
Hoping for tomorrow morning on the SModcast perhaps…
October 26th, 2009 at 7:15 am
If there’s never going to be another “Evening With” DVD maybe Smith should start posting live recordings of his stand-up shows. That would be pretty cool.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am
My faith in the people of this board is shattered yet again. It is 24 hours later no smod. Let Smodfast three continue!
October 26th, 2009 at 9:13 am
It’s coming tomorrow.
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Via @JohnIsello “its officially monday and no smod-cast. what gives?” Sorry, we need another day. New SModcast up tomorrow night for sure.
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November 5th, 2009 at 1:04 am
SIR,
Wrong, it’s not that they couldn’t afford sugar, it was her first time baking a pie and she accidentally used salt. Watch it again, if I’m wrong I owe you a joint.
November 18th, 2009 at 6:23 am
i was zapping through channels late at night and then stopped dead when i saw coal miner’s daughter on tv. it was the scene at the radio station. and i couldn’t see the rest without hearing kevin riff’s in my head. he ruined the film for me forever
December 14th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Boring SMod Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.